When did we get new curtains?
1 November 2014
What was THAT all about? Cute people walked by.
2 November 2014
Time to get up! So? "Time to get up"...that really frosts me! Like I have a job! I'm a cat! Why would I have to... Pancakes. ZIP
3 November 2014
Good evening, and welcome to... Pregnant Pause Theater. Ready...aim...
4 November 2014
ODIE Yes, dog food is SUPPOSED to look disgusting. SLURP GULP CHOMP! NARF!
5 November 2014
I've been thinking... WOW! And they said it couldn't be done! And... There's MORE?!
6 November 2014
Wow, Garfield, have you lost weight? You look like you've packed on a few pounds there. Awww...back already? I like liars.
7 November 2014
What do you think of my outfit? Well? Hang on. I'm working up a hairball.
8 November 2014
patta patta patta patta patta patta patta runna runna runna runna runna runna runna BOING! BOING! -
9 November 2014
Is that all you're doing today? I made an appearance.
10 November 2014
Garfield, you have a bad habit. You leave the refrigerator door open. I'm trying to save energy! So am I!
11 November 2014
"Dear ask a dog"... Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! That wasn't the question.
12 November 2014
ZOO Do Not Feed The Animals No point going in there.
13 November 2014
HI, LIZ! HELLO! GREETINGS! HOLA! HOWDY-DOO! ALOHA! WHAT'S SHAKIN'? HOW'S IT GOIN'?! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE'RE GOING TO RUN UP AND DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS 500 TIMES! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP!CLOMP! Triple-shot lat
14 November 2014
Salad can't be trusted.
15 November 2014
Phone, find local fitness centers. Just a moment. I have located three. What would you like to do? I'd like to join one. YOU?! YES, me! I'm VERY health conscious! Oh, really? You have twenty-seven pizza parlors on speed dial. Mysmartphone is smarter than
16 November 2014
THE CAT IS A FINK I want whoever did this CAUGHT! Right away, sire.
17 November 2014
Pest control? There's a rat in my basement. Yes, you're absolutely right. I SHOULD get a cat. Cats shed.
18 November 2014
Maybe the rat in the basement will just leave. It's hanging pictures.
19 November 2014
Okay, rat, I'm coming down.! CLICK I hate it when they turn the lights on and set out a welcome mat.
20 November 2014
The rat in the basement is leaving. Yes! I knew I could get rid of him! He says he can't stand a whiny cat. You work with what you got.
21 November 2014
It's hard to keep up with all the changes in the world. I hear you. You should do what I do... Pretend they never happened.
22 November 2014
Look, Garfield! A falling star! If you make a wish on a falling start, it will come true. Did you make a wish? FLOMP Yes.
23 November 2014
I'm awake! And they say it couldn't be done!
24 November 2014
Hello? ...no, there's no Peggy here. No, ther enever was a Peggy here. No, I will NOT pretend to be Peggy! I love wrong numbers.
25 November 2014
Well, nothing's moving. I have high standards when it comes to cat food.
26 November 2014
I'm making grandma's special soup, Garfield. I'm trying to follow her recipe. Where do I get a coyote? We can substitute witch chocolate cake.
27 November 2014
Die time, Garfield. And just as I reach my target weight!
28 November 2014
Cat treats are a greater invention than the wheel. WHOA!... A wheel made from cat treats!
29 November 2014
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff SNORK! CHOO! SPLAT! YAAAAAHH WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP This happens all the time.
30 November 2014