- - When did we get new curtains?
1 November 2014
- - - - - - What was THAT all about? Cute people walked by.
2 November 2014
Time to get up! So? - "Time to get up"...that really frosts me! Like I have a job! I'm a cat! Why would I have to... - Pancakes. ZIP
3 November 2014
Good evening, and welcome to... - - Pregnant Pause Theater. Ready...aim...
4 November 2014
ODIE - Yes, dog food is SUPPOSED to look disgusting. - SLURP GULP CHOMP! NARF!
5 November 2014
I've been thinking... WOW! And they said it couldn't be done! - - And... There's MORE?!
6 November 2014
Wow, Garfield, have you lost weight? - You look like you've packed on a few pounds there. - Awww...back already? I like liars.
7 November 2014
What do you think of my outfit? - - Well? Hang on. I'm working up a hairball.
8 November 2014
- - - - patta patta patta patta patta patta patta runna runna runna runna runna runna runna - BOING! BOING! -
9 November 2014
- - Is that all you're doing today? I made an appearance.
10 November 2014
Garfield, you have a bad habit. - You leave the refrigerator door open. - I'm trying to save energy! So am I!
11 November 2014
"Dear ask a dog"... - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - That wasn't the question.
12 November 2014
- ZOO Do Not Feed The Animals - No point going in there.
13 November 2014
HI, LIZ! HELLO! GREETINGS! HOLA! HOWDY-DOO! ALOHA! WHAT'S SHAKIN'? HOW'S IT GOIN'?! - NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE'RE GOING TO RUN UP AND DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS 500 TIMES! - CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP!
14 November 2014
- - Salad can't be trusted.
15 November 2014
- Phone, find local fitness centers. Just a moment. - I have located three. What would you like to do? - I'd like to join one. YOU?! - YES, me! I'm VERY health conscious! Oh, really? - You have twenty-seven pizza parlors on speed dial. - My
16 November 2014
THE CAT IS A FINK - I want whoever did this CAUGHT! - Right away, sire.
17 November 2014
Pest control? There's a rat in my basement. - Yes, you're absolutely right. - I SHOULD get a cat. Cats shed.
18 November 2014
Maybe the rat in the basement will just leave. - - It's hanging pictures.
19 November 2014
Okay, rat, I'm coming down.! - CLICK - I hate it when they turn the lights on and set out a welcome mat.
20 November 2014
The rat in the basement is leaving. - Yes! I knew I could get rid of him! - He says he can't stand a whiny cat. You work with what you got.
21 November 2014
It's hard to keep up with all the changes in the world. I hear you. - You should do what I do... - Pretend they never happened.
22 November 2014
- - Look, Garfield! A falling star! - If you make a wish on a falling start, it will come true. - Did you make a wish? - FLOMP - Yes.
23 November 2014
I'm awake! - - And they say it couldn't be done!
24 November 2014
Hello? ...no, there's no Peggy here. - No, ther enever was a Peggy here. - No, I will NOT pretend to be Peggy! I love wrong numbers.
25 November 2014
- Well, nothing's moving. - I have high standards when it comes to cat food.
26 November 2014
I'm making grandma's special soup, Garfield. - I'm trying to follow her recipe. - Where do I get a coyote? We can substitute witch chocolate cake.
27 November 2014
Die time, Garfield. - - And just as I reach my target weight!
28 November 2014
Cat treats are a greater invention than the wheel. - WHOA!... - A wheel made from cat treats!
29 November 2014
- sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - SNORK! - CHOO! SPLAT! - - - YAAAAAHH WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP This happens all the time.
30 November 2014