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Garfield

Sometimes winter can seem gray, dull, lifeless, cold and unforgiving. But then along comes Christmas. And along comes Jon. A little help...

1 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

So this is your shopping list? No. That's the index.

2 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

What would you like for Christmas, Odie? A chewy bone, or a squeaky bone? Odie? I think he locked up.

3 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Santa will be soon here. With presents for everybody who's been good. And me! And you.

4 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

What's this? I'm sending Santa a picture of me. Not a very good likeness. Okay, I added the halo.

5 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Nothing lasts forever. Wrong! Fruitcake doesn't count!

6 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

To: Santa From: Me Dear Santa, I have been good all year. Please see attached photos. pat pat X This is fraud, you know... Shut up and smile.

7 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Santa Claus knows whether you've been good or bad. He's a fat guy who does nothing 364 days out of the year. You haven't been very good. Who is HE to judge ME?!

8 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

I've heard that Christmas calories "don't count". I say that should also apply to the days of the week. How can you eat so much? Tuesday calories don't count.

9 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield, a banana slicer! Think Liz would like that for Christmas? Why do you look at me like that? Would you rather I rolled my eyes?

10 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, how about this for Liz? ... A wrinkle cream holiday gift set! You're going to be a lonely, lonely old man.

11 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Sigh...I never know what to get Liz for Christmas, Garfield. Look, you be her, and I'll try some gift ideas out on you. Fine. Teeth whitening strips! I think we should see other people.

12 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Ho! Ho! Ho! I bet Spider Calus knows what YOU want for Christmas! SCHWOP ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES!

13 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

* ding! ZIP SMOOOOOOOCH Christmas cookie oven timer.

14 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

What's this? My Christmas list. Nobody makes a cheese danish that big. Then it's time somebody started!

15 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Arbuckle holiday tradition number one... AAAAGGHHH! Eeeeevery year.

16 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Arbuckle holiday tradition number two... slam! Caroling.

17 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

We now return to "Dick, the Cat Who Didn't Save Christmas" Dick, stop clawing the waterbed! Oh, no! The presents are all soaked! All right, Dick! Now go swat the ornaments off the tree!

18 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Liz, I just don't know what to get you for Christmas! Oh, Jon, YOU'RE all I need for Christmas. Maybe she could exchange you for something good.

19 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

The holidays are a time for peace and love... So how's about a hug, tubbo? How's that hugging thing workin' for you, Larry? Blow it out your jingle bell, Carl.

20 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Let's see now... Tree decorated...check. House lights up...check. Presents wrapped...check. Stocking hung from chimney...check. TOING Santa trap tested...check.

21 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! Hey, they needed an alto.

22 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Santa's Pizza? I'd like to order a large pepperoni! Why is it called Santa's Pizza? WHUMP! Ah.

23 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Presents...cookies...eggnogg... Is there anything about Christmas I DON'T like? smooooooooooooch

24 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

It's Christmas! The one day of the whole year... when shredding is not frowned upon. Garfield

25 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

I ate so much I can't move. Me too. Best Christmas ever. Ever.

26 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Hi! I'm your holiday overeating nightmare! MUAH-HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAH! But what ARE you? The last belt notch.

27 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

What do you want to do for new year's eve, Liz? How about dinner and dancing? I think I'd be happy just ordering pizza and staying home with you, Garfield and Odie. Are you sure? Because I could get a pet sitter, and WHOP! Was Isaying something? Yeah, bu

28 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

I got my wife a treadmill for Christmas. That's nice. Why are you standing out here in the snow? I got my wife a treadmill for Christmas.

29 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

2009 has sure been a long year. We gotta get a new calendar.

30 December 2014
 


 
Garfield

Mine is to not be so clumsy. THUD Resolutions are SO hard to keep.

31 December 2014
 




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