I demand respect! - I respect you, Garfield. - I could have demanded a pizza! SMACK!
1 March 2014
click click click click - CLICK Rats...there's nothing good in. - - Hi, Arlene. Hi, Garfield. - - Let's talk about US. - CLICK
2 March 2014
Sorry, Garfield. - I'm too depressed to cook. - That doesn't help. What if I juggle mice?
3 March 2014
I should never have tried to make pizza from scratch! - Me pizza. Me want more pepperoni. - MWA-HA-HA! Too much yeast.
4 March 2014
BEWARE... - OF THE CONDESCENDING DOG - Okay, now I am about to bark at you. I hate him already.
5 March 2014
Why, hello, Garfield. - My, my, how disappointing... - I want the remote. No cheese, no remote.
6 March 2014
The forecast is cloudy and cold. - Sigh...it might snow...who knows?... - WHO CARES! It's been a long winter.
7 March 2014
- MORE CLOTHES-PINS!! - It's been a long winter.
8 March 2014
. Whoa! Look at THAT! - What in the world IS that, Garfield? - Hey, Liz! Cmere and LOOK at this! - What? In the sky...what IS that thing?! - - It's the SUN, Jon. It's been a long winter.
9 March 2014
We need some entertainment, Garfield. - Let's lip-synch the old opera records! - We'll need viking helmets! May you sit upon one.
10 March 2014
- Stop shedding! - Like cats have pause buttons.
11 March 2014
I haven't seen you lately. - I was asleep last month. - The whole month? Well, I did toss and turn a little around the twenty-third.
12 March 2014
* Oh, a spider's life for meeee... * - ** Catcha juicy fly... * - * Catch that fly, and suck it dry... * Review time.
13 March 2014
We're a little tired this morning, Liz. - All-night cartoon marathon. - She thinks we're nuts. The woman's priorities are obviously out of whack.
14 March 2014
Whoa... - What if you could see through your eyelids? - We'll return to "Deep, Dumb Thoughts" after this message.
15 March 2014
- It's getting to be that time of year, Garfield. - We really should do our spring cleaning. - - lick lick - eee-eee eee-eee eee-eee eee-eee - There. We're BACHELORS, baby.
16 March 2014
I have swept and vacuumed up all the cat hair in the house. - - Ah, the cycle of life!
17 March 2014
Man, I look good today! - Oh, wait... - I forgot to take the hanger out of my shirt. You're going to leave it in there, aren't you?
18 March 2014
ODIE - - Are you losing weight?
19 March 2014
- - Spring is here.
20 March 2014
The sun is shining, Garfield. - The air is fresh! - Not an inside day, pal. Are you implying movement?
21 March 2014
Someday, I'll be a mighty tree! - You're a flower. You bloom, and then you die. - I should've stayed in school.
22 March 2014
Yep, I think it is... - I think it's about this time, Garfield... - Time for my annual dance to spring! - UNNNGHH...UFFFFFFF...EERRRRRGHHHHH... - HEEP! HOOP! HUP! - GUUUUUHHHHH GUH! GUH! GUH! - Well, nuts. Face it, the daisy days are gone.
23 March 2014
You know, Garfield... - It would be shame if I were allergic to cat hair. Yeah. - I'd have to get rid of you.
24 March 2014
I'm going to be a butterfly. - And just how are you going to do that? Uh... - I know a guy.
25 March 2014
Hey there, buddy! - Have some pudding, ol' pal, ol' pal! - There's a pill in there, isn't there?
26 March 2014
Things are looking up. - - That's just how awful things have been lately.
27 March 2014
Liz, why do you go out with me? - - Well, this is an awkward pause. I'm gathering my thoughts.
28 March 2014
Garfield, I had a profound thought. - - Gone. Lock that door, please.
29 March 2014
- Odie, leave me alone! Go play with someone else! - - FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH - SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEEEK SQUEEEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEEEK - GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG -
30 March 2014
I like living here. - We're laid-back. - No one's going to steal my brain! And somewhat insane.
31 March 2014