I demand respect! I respect you, Garfield. I could have demanded a pizza! SMACK!
1 March 2014
click click click click CLICK Rats...there's nothing good in. Hi, Arlene. Hi, Garfield. Let's talk about US. CLICK
2 March 2014
Sorry, Garfield. I'm too depressed to cook. That doesn't help. What if I juggle mice?
3 March 2014
I should never have tried to make pizza from scratch! Me pizza. Me want more pepperoni. MWA-HA-HA! Too much yeast.
4 March 2014
BEWARE... OF THE CONDESCENDING DOG Okay, now I am about to bark at you. I hate him already.
5 March 2014
Why, hello, Garfield. My, my, how disappointing... I want the remote. No cheese, no remote.
6 March 2014
The forecast is cloudy and cold. Sigh...it might snow...who knows?... WHO CARES! It's been a long winter.
7 March 2014
MORE CLOTHES-PINS!! It's been a long winter.
8 March 2014
. Whoa! Look at THAT! What in the world IS that, Garfield? Hey, Liz! Cmere and LOOK at this! What? In the sky...what IS that thing?! It's the SUN, Jon. It's been a long winter.
9 March 2014
We need some entertainment, Garfield. Let's lip-synch the old opera records! We'll need viking helmets! May you sit upon one.
10 March 2014
Stop shedding! Like cats have pause buttons.
11 March 2014
I haven't seen you lately. I was asleep last month. The whole month? Well, I did toss and turn a little around the twenty-third.
12 March 2014
* Oh, a spider's life for meeee... * ** Catcha juicy fly... * * Catch that fly, and suck it dry... * Review time.
13 March 2014
We're a little tired this morning, Liz. All-night cartoon marathon. She thinks we're nuts. The woman's priorities are obviously out of whack.
14 March 2014
Whoa... What if you could see through your eyelids? We'll return to "Deep, Dumb Thoughts" after this message.
15 March 2014
It's getting to be that time of year, Garfield. We really should do our spring cleaning. lick lick eee-eee eee-eee eee-eee eee-eee There. We're BACHELORS, baby.
16 March 2014
I have swept and vacuumed up all the cat hair in the house. Ah, the cycle of life!
17 March 2014
Man, I look good today! Oh, wait... I forgot to take the hanger out of my shirt. You're going to leave it in there, aren't you?
18 March 2014
ODIE Are you losing weight?
19 March 2014
Spring is here.
20 March 2014
The sun is shining, Garfield. The air is fresh! Not an inside day, pal. Are you implying movement?
21 March 2014
Someday, I'll be a mighty tree! You're a flower. You bloom, and then you die. I should've stayed in school.
22 March 2014
Yep, I think it is... I think it's about this time, Garfield... Time for my annual dance to spring! UNNNGHH...UFFFFFFF...EERRRRRGHHHHH... HEEP! HOOP! HUP! GUUUUUHHHHH GUH! GUH! GUH! Well, nuts. Face it, the daisy days are gone.
23 March 2014
You know, Garfield... It would be shame if I were allergic to cat hair. Yeah. I'd have to get rid of you.
24 March 2014
I'm going to be a butterfly. And just how are you going to do that? Uh... I know a guy.
25 March 2014
Hey there, buddy! Have some pudding, ol' pal, ol' pal! There's a pill in there, isn't there?
26 March 2014
Things are looking up. That's just how awful things have been lately.
27 March 2014
Liz, why do you go out with me? Well, this is an awkward pause. I'm gathering my thoughts.
28 March 2014
Garfield, I had a profound thought. Gone. Lock that door, please.
29 March 2014
Odie, leave me alone! Go play with someone else! FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEEEK SQUEEEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEEEK GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG -
30 March 2014
I like living here. We're laid-back. No one's going to steal my brain! And somewhat insane.
31 March 2014