BARK! BARK! BARK! Would you mind not listening to music while I'm barking at you? Huh?
1 April 2014
* Jon's whistling. La lan La * Now he's singing. Care to join me for a run? Now he's doing stand-up comedy.
2 April 2014
Mouse! Kill it an eat it, Garfield! Kill and eat! Sorry, I'm more of a thaw-and-microwave guy.
3 April 2014
What if Liz breaks up with me? I can't handle rejection. Ridicule and scorn, but not rejection. You also do loathing well.
4 April 2014
Welcome to "Healthy Kids". Now another episode of... "Billy, the happy intestine"! Billy creeps me out.
5 April 2014
Hmmmmm... I'll have amedium popcorn, and a medium soda. For an extra dollar, you can get both of those large, with free refills. Wow! Really? ...I'll TAKE it! What a deal, huh? And for another dollar, you can have the bottomlessnacho basket. SURE! So, how
6 April 2014
Garfield, I feel lazy. Yes, come to the dark side. Maybe I need to exercise. No! No! Come back! Or eat cookies and watch TV. Yes, come to me, my son.
7 April 2014
The ancients believed cats were good luck. They died out. Who's feeding the cats?!
8 April 2014
Before you eat me... May I borrow a marker? Sure. Okay, I'm ready. Hmmm. I didn't see that coming. IT WAS THE CAT
9 April 2014
Here we go... MOMMY, LOOK! Wait for it... IT'S A HAIRY HOG! ...and, it's biting time.
10 April 2014
Walking in the rain is so romantic. Running through the sprinklers is fun, too. That's not as romantic. Yeah, but there's less chance of a lightning strike. Score one for the paranoid.
11 April 2014
Life is going on out there... And here I sit eating donuts and watching cartoons. Reality is overrated.
12 April 2014
** * This concludes our early movie, "Of Mice and Men". Thank you for watching. Now stay tuned for our late movie... "The Fly". -
13 April 2014
Good morning! Bagel or toast? Either way, I'm gonna burn it! BWA-HA-HA-HAAAH! Technology hates me.
14 April 2014
I'm back, Garfield. You haven't moved, have you? Exactly what do you do when I'm gone? Oh, gee! You just missed the pony ride!
15 April 2014
Still sleeping with your teddy bear, I see. That's kind of immature, you know... Time to grow up. Thank you, Mr. Bunny Slippers.
16 April 2014
Spiderwebs are okay, but I'm thinking of getting my own apartment. SMACK! Or an envelope.
17 April 2014
My prom was traumatic. I had to wear dad's tuxedo. We couldn't find the pants. Nice kilt.
18 April 2014
I bought cat food, Garfield. Life is good. It's a special formula for "lazy cats". Cool. Pre-chewed. Life is VERY good.
19 April 2014
Well, is THAT so?! ...OH, YEAH?! HA! THAT'S WHAT *YOU* THINK!! Most people don't argue with their pets. Why, thank you! That wasn't a compliment, dimwit! SMACK!
20 April 2014
Roll over. I'm not doing this again. You want me to get flat on one side?
21 April 2014
You never respond to my barking. What if I lie down and play dead? Gee, I feel so dog-like! Wake me in an hour.
22 April 2014
Catch me, Jon! Didn't you used to be taller?
23 April 2014
Yup, years ago I offended an old gypsy woman. She put a curse on me. "Take this cat," she said! I'm sensing negativity here.
24 April 2014
I'm bored, Garfield. Let's do something. Wanna go to the airport and pretend we're going somewhere? Like to a place with life?
25 April 2014
Whipped cream? Just when it can't get any better. PSSSS! Darn! It does.
26 April 2014
This is a great love story. Are there car chases? It's a love story. Do they go over cliffs? It's a LOVE story. Do the cars explode? YES! THE WHOLE WORLD EXPLODES! Cool! Turn it up!
27 April 2014
Am I too late for fun? Too early?!
28 April 2014
I am a mighty oak! You're a twig. I am a mighty twig!
29 April 2014
The Pet Channel presents... "The Cat's Pajamas"! Here's Fluffy modeling a lovely ensemble. Oh, please. I never get nice things.
30 April 2014