I helped an elderly lady across the street today. - I looked both ways before crossing, but I didn't look down... - There was this open manhole... Stop right there!
1 July 2014
dig dig dig dig - mmmmm - YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! It's war.
2 July 2014
- M - I didn't have the energy for a whole "meow".
3 July 2014
We had a great time at the amusement park. - The hot dogs...the popcorn... - ...the roller coasters...
4 July 2014
- - I knew that cupcake would come unstuck from the ceiling eventually.
5 July 2014
Animals". - Coming up next... - "Hideous, Disgusting Animals"
6 July 2014
Well, it's monday, and you know what that means... - Something bad's bound to happen sooner or... - *
7 July 2014
Are you saying nice things about me in your memoir? - - I'll give you a cany bar. "Jon Arbuckle, my hero."
8 July 2014
- Zoom - Seemed appropriate.
9 July 2014
I have a sore throat. - So... BARK - And... NOT SCARED
10 July 2014
Liz and I are going to the museum. - And cats aren't allowed. - That was our idea.
11 July 2014
Garfield! It's good to be back home! - Wait a minute! - I never went anywhere! Cue the scary music.
12 July 2014
You want to play? - Fetch the ball, Odie! - That's not the ball I threw. plop - That's not it, either. - That's not even close. - Even I've forgotten what he was supposed to fetch.
13 July 2014
- - What will it take to make you go away? Food has historically proven to be an effective motivator.
14 July 2014
I'm a pretty hip dude. - - So... Wait, I'm still processing that last comment.
15 July 2014
I'm going hang gliding! - - The house is mine!
16 July 2014
I'm starting to suspect that this isn't my hat. - I wouldn't jump to conclusions, Jon. - Maybe that's not your head.
17 July 2014
Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark - That's it. Gotta go! - And the weekend begins.
18 July 2014
My, this is interesting. - There was a fish in this bowl... - And now there isn't. He said something about getting a condo.
19 July 2014
- BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - THUD - - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - THUD - -Guys, give the poor dog a break.
20 July 2014
- BLAT - Coffee wore off, eh? Who told?
21 July 2014
My new girlfriend is from another country. - Another country? - She lives in the basement. Does she speak English?
22 July 2014
Someday we may be visited by creatures from another planet. - - I hid the cookie jar.
23 July 2014
Mmm - Whole wheat! Mmm - Whole bacon!
24 July 2014
What have you been up to, Jon? - I've been dating you. - I already knew that. That's all he got, lady.
25 July 2014
We're out of ketchup... - So I put whipped cream on your sandwich. - He knows me well.
26 July 2014
stopping there, jinx-boy! I'm glad I didn't mention a volcano. FOOM
27 July 2014
Garfield, I just had a profound thought!... - - Darn! May it rest in peace.
28 July 2014
Welcome to "Practical Jokes"! - Ted has put a squirrel in his wife Cindy's purse. Let's watch... - Uh, Cindy, do you have any gum? And the number of a good divorce lawyer?
29 July 2014
Arf Arf - - Arf Arf Private conversation.
30 July 2014
Cats can sense when something is wrong. - SMACK! Ow! - That hurt! I knew that...
31 July 2014