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Garfield

I helped an elderly lady across the street today. I looked both ways before crossing, but I didn't look down... There was this open manhole... Stop right there!

1 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

dig dig dig dig mmmmm YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! It's war.

2 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

M I didn't have the energy for a whole "meow".

3 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

We had a great time at the amusement park. The hot dogs...the popcorn... ...the roller coasters...

4 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

I knew that cupcake would come unstuck from the ceiling eventually.

5 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

click Welcome to "Adorable Animals." Here's a puppy who just can't stay awake! And two kittens who snuggle together in a sunbeam... As squirrels and bunnies frolic together in the garden outside! That's it for this week's "AdorableAnimals&q

6 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Well, it's monday, and you know what that means... Something bad's bound to happen sooner or... *

7 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Are you saying nice things about me in your memoir? I'll give you a cany bar. "Jon Arbuckle, my hero."

8 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Zoom Seemed appropriate.

9 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

I have a sore throat. So... BARK And... NOT SCARED

10 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I are going to the museum. And cats aren't allowed. That was our idea.

11 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! It's good to be back home! Wait a minute! I never went anywhere! Cue the scary music.

12 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

You want to play? Fetch the ball, Odie! That's not the ball I threw. plop That's not it, either. That's not even close. Even I've forgotten what he was supposed to fetch.

13 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

What will it take to make you go away? Food has historically proven to be an effective motivator.

14 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

I'm a pretty hip dude. So... Wait, I'm still processing that last comment.

15 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

I'm going hang gliding! The house is mine!

16 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

I'm starting to suspect that this isn't my hat. I wouldn't jump to conclusions, Jon. Maybe that's not your head.

17 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark That's it. Gotta go! And the weekend begins.

18 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

My, this is interesting. There was a fish in this bowl... And now there isn't. He said something about getting a condo.

19 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! THUD BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! THUD -Guys, give the poor dog a break.

20 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

BLAT Coffee wore off, eh? Who told?

21 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

My new girlfriend is from another country. Another country? She lives in the basement. Does she speak English?

22 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Someday we may be visited by creatures from another planet. I hid the cookie jar.

23 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Mmm Whole wheat! Mmm Whole bacon!

24 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

What have you been up to, Jon? I've been dating you. I already knew that. That's all he got, lady.

25 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

We're out of ketchup... So I put whipped cream on your sandwich. He knows me well.

26 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

C'mon, boys, let's go for a walk. It's a gloomy day, but at least it isn't raining. Well, at least it isn't snowing. Well, at least it isn't hailing. tok tok tok tokWell, at least there isn't lightning. tok tok CRACK! How aboutstopping there, jinx-boy! I'

27 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I just had a profound thought!... Darn! May it rest in peace.

28 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Practical Jokes"! Ted has put a squirrel in his wife Cindy's purse. Let's watch... Uh, Cindy, do you have any gum? And the number of a good divorce lawyer?

29 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Arf Arf Arf Arf Private conversation.

30 July 2014
 


 
Garfield

Cats can sense when something is wrong. SMACK! Ow! That hurt! I knew that...

31 July 2014
 




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