Liz and I rode a roller coaster today. It went way up in the air... - And then went way down. - Am I blinking? Not yet.
1 August 2014
Hard-core sports fans are crazy. - But hard-core game show fans are even crazier. AARDVARK! AARDVARK! AARDVARK! And the answer is "Platypus".
2 August 2014
- I wonder what the water temperature is? - Could be ice-cold, you know. Could be. - I guess there's only one way to find out. Yeah. - Man, I hate to do this. No prob. - I'll do it. - Well? How is it?
3 August 2014
DO SOMETHING WITH THE MICE, GARFIELD! OKay. - - Having dinner is not what I meant! Well, then, I guess that we should have been a little more specific, shouldn't we?
4 August 2014
I heard of a cure for stress. - Relaxing your facial muscles. - Ah, that's better. For you, maybe.
5 August 2014
Why do dogs bury bones?... - dig dig dig Nobody knows. - Hang on...
6 August 2014
I think it's flea season. - I feel itchy. - And I see tiny ladders.
7 August 2014
Have you ever put your shoes on before your socks? No. - - Oh, me neither! Uh-huh.
8 August 2014
Help Wanted - Just what I need! - Bring me a cheeseburger and a strawberry milk shake.
9 August 2014
- - CLICK - - HEY! - - The Mad Photobomber strikes again!
10 August 2014
Fear me, world! - toing! - Almost forgot that part.
11 August 2014
A PIZZA?! The old upsell.
12 August 2014
I'm ordering a pizza. What should I get? - Yes, could I get a large...mushroom pizza... - With frogs...and make it sad? So much for chicken and onion.
13 August 2014
Happy slap-in-the-back-of-the-head day! - SLAP! - NOT one of Jon's favorite holidays.
14 August 2014
Liz put me on a healthy diet. - She thinks I'm sticking to it, but I'm not. - I feel so guilty. Donuts help.
15 August 2014
I'm going to spend the say seeing the world like you! Welcome. - There's not much to do down here, is there? Now you're getting it... - Z And now you've got it.
16 August 2014
** - ** Sigh... - Jon, we've spent all morning inside watching TV. - It's a beautiful summer day... - We shouldn't be in here...we should be OUTSIDE! - You know, you're right. - **
17 August 2014
sip sip - ZANG ZONG - OWOOOO We like our coffee strong enough to fight crime.
18 August 2014
Hello, Mime Pizza? I'd like a large pepperoni. - Hello? - I'm not suer if I just ordered a pizza or not. Let's hope the delivery boy doesn't have to walk here against the wind.
19 August 2014
Okay, Odie...fetch the stick! - CHOMP - AFTER I throw it, if you please...
20 August 2014
Time to lift weights, Garfield. - - Oops, too late now. That was close.
21 August 2014
How's my sweety, weety, wizzy Liz? CLICK CLICK CLICK - How's my widdle love pumpkin? CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK - Excuse me one moment. CLICK CLICK CLICK Stupid remote.
22 August 2014
I'm going to spend the day on all fours, so I can see the world as you do! Be my guest. - Wow, everything looks so big... - And you have a LOT of lint in your world. Yeah, people shed, too.
23 August 2014
Gizmo - Precious - Garfield - Mittens - Pumpkin - Ah, your obedience school yearbook... - I remember Mittens. Yeah, there's a weirdo in every class.
24 August 2014
Sometimes, when I watch the news, I think that humanity might be in trouble. - But then I look out the window on a bright, sunny day... - Adn I KNOW it's in trouble.
25 August 2014
- Food. - Thanks for pointing that out.
26 August 2014
Once upon a time there was a house with a man, a dog, and a cat. - The man was thin, the dog was happy, and the cat was fat. - Then the cat ate my breakfast, and the dog chewed up my slippers this morning! This sounds familiar.
27 August 2014
Do not be jealous of my awesomeness. - - Oh, okay, go ahead!
28 August 2014
Liz cares about me. - She put me on a healthy diet. - Now I'm going to care about you. Vent your hsotility elsewhere, Slim.
29 August 2014
- - If you want me to move, just say so.
30 August 2014
- Mmmmm...a nice nap outside, why don't I do this more often? - FOO! - plip - SMACK! BEAT IT! - It was him, daddy! Ah, yes, this is why.
31 August 2014