Liz and I rode a roller coaster today. It went way up in the air... And then went way down. Am I blinking? Not yet.
1 August 2014
Hard-core sports fans are crazy. But hard-core game show fans are even crazier. AARDVARK! AARDVARK! AARDVARK! And the answer is "Platypus".
2 August 2014
I wonder what the water temperature is? Could be ice-cold, you know. Could be. I guess there's only one way to find out. Yeah. Man, I hate to do this. No prob. I'll do it. Well? How is it?
3 August 2014
DO SOMETHING WITH THE MICE, GARFIELD! OKay. Having dinner is not what I meant! Well, then, I guess that we should have been a little more specific, shouldn't we?
4 August 2014
I heard of a cure for stress. Relaxing your facial muscles. Ah, that's better. For you, maybe.
5 August 2014
Why do dogs bury bones?... dig dig dig Nobody knows. Hang on...
6 August 2014
I think it's flea season. I feel itchy. And I see tiny ladders.
7 August 2014
Have you ever put your shoes on before your socks? No. Oh, me neither! Uh-huh.
8 August 2014
Help Wanted Just what I need! Bring me a cheeseburger and a strawberry milk shake.
9 August 2014
CLICK HEY! The Mad Photobomber strikes again!
10 August 2014
Fear me, world! toing! Almost forgot that part.
11 August 2014
Hello, Swindell Pizza? I'd like a large pepperoni! No, I don't need a two-liter of soda. Just... No, I don't need any wings with that. No, I don't want any breadsticks, either, Just the pizza. AND JUST WHY WOULD I NEED A SERVICE PLAN FORA PIZZA?! The old
12 August 2014
I'm ordering a pizza. What should I get? Yes, could I get a large...mushroom pizza... With frogs...and make it sad? So much for chicken and onion.
13 August 2014
Happy slap-in-the-back-of-the-head day! SLAP! NOT one of Jon's favorite holidays.
14 August 2014
Liz put me on a healthy diet. She thinks I'm sticking to it, but I'm not. I feel so guilty. Donuts help.
15 August 2014
I'm going to spend the say seeing the world like you! Welcome. There's not much to do down here, is there? Now you're getting it... Z And now you've got it.
16 August 2014
** ** Sigh... Jon, we've spent all morning inside watching TV. It's a beautiful summer day... We shouldn't be in here...we should be OUTSIDE! You know, you're right. **
17 August 2014
sip sip ZANG ZONG OWOOOO We like our coffee strong enough to fight crime.
18 August 2014
Hello, Mime Pizza? I'd like a large pepperoni. Hello? I'm not suer if I just ordered a pizza or not. Let's hope the delivery boy doesn't have to walk here against the wind.
19 August 2014
Okay, Odie...fetch the stick! CHOMP AFTER I throw it, if you please...
20 August 2014
Time to lift weights, Garfield. Oops, too late now. That was close.
21 August 2014
How's my sweety, weety, wizzy Liz? CLICK CLICK CLICK How's my widdle love pumpkin? CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK Excuse me one moment. CLICK CLICK CLICK Stupid remote.
22 August 2014
I'm going to spend the day on all fours, so I can see the world as you do! Be my guest. Wow, everything looks so big... And you have a LOT of lint in your world. Yeah, people shed, too.
23 August 2014
Gizmo Precious Garfield Mittens Pumpkin Ah, your obedience school yearbook... I remember Mittens. Yeah, there's a weirdo in every class.
24 August 2014
Sometimes, when I watch the news, I think that humanity might be in trouble. But then I look out the window on a bright, sunny day... Adn I KNOW it's in trouble.
25 August 2014
Food. Thanks for pointing that out.
26 August 2014
Once upon a time there was a house with a man, a dog, and a cat. The man was thin, the dog was happy, and the cat was fat. Then the cat ate my breakfast, and the dog chewed up my slippers this morning! This sounds familiar.
27 August 2014
Do not be jealous of my awesomeness. Oh, okay, go ahead!
28 August 2014
Liz cares about me. She put me on a healthy diet. Now I'm going to care about you. Vent your hsotility elsewhere, Slim.
29 August 2014
If you want me to move, just say so.
30 August 2014
Mmmmm...a nice nap outside, why don't I do this more often? FOO! plip SMACK! BEAT IT! It was him, daddy! Ah, yes, this is why.
31 August 2014