Well, at least monday's over. - RIP - I'll be going back to bed now.
1 September 2014
- Stop right there! - You are lookin' GREAT today! Back atcha!
2 September 2014
Okay, Odie, get ready, annnd... - FETCH YOURSELF! - GARFIELD!
3 September 2014
Hello, world's fastest pizza? I'd like a large pepperoni... - Um... ZHOOP - With extra cheese. These guys are good.
4 September 2014
I'm not sure Liz thinks that I'm suave. Nonsense! - BURP! scratch scratch scratch sniff sniff - You seem suave to me.
5 September 2014
I've got nothing to do. - Nope...nothing...nothing at all... - Did I mention that I've got nothing to do? YOU COULD SHUT UP!
6 September 2014
sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - This has been "The Dog Show". - click - Welcome to "The Cat Show". - Z Z
7 September 2014
Are you going to lie there all day? That's the plan. - You won't get anything done like that. Also part of the plan. - You're going to disintegrate into a big pile of dust and just blown away! Someone's leaked the plan!
8 September 2014
And now, to explain the meaning of life, here's Odie. - Z - I've never felt closer to you.
9 September 2014
What a great night, huh, Garfield? - My aunt Walburga used to say the stars were tiny fairies who watch over us and bring us good luck. - Then she stepped right off the edge of the canyon. I'm going home now.
10 September 2014
Liverwurst...horseradish...and anchovy paste! Voila! The perfect sandwich! - - How come you're not answering your phone?
11 September 2014
Where can we go on vacation this year, Garfield? - Aside from a lasagna factory. - That's a stumper.
12 September 2014
YAH! - This puddle was deeper than it looked! - Like he needed to point that out. A little help...
13 September 2014
1983 - 1989 - 1995 - 2004 - 2011 - - By, have WE ever had boring lives. Oh, I don't know...remember the moustache?
14 September 2014
I'm going to read Jon's mind. - - He wants me to eat the last cookie.
15 September 2014
Beware Of Shy Dog - - You can come out now. I can still hear you.
16 September 2014
Now, order the pizza. - I'd like a large pepperoni with extra cheese, please. - Next, we sit on the couch, pop jelly beans, and wait. - My favorite cooking show.
17 September 2014
- - Boy, it's dark outside! That's the closet.
18 September 2014
I'm bored. - Let's go someplace where we can meet some GIRL sock puppets! - I'll do all the talking. I'll try not to put a crimp in your style.
19 September 2014
- Hmmm. - Must be lunchtime.
20 September 2014
Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! - Thubk! GAH! - YAAAHHH! - OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! - - THUNK! GAAHHHHHH That'll show that old nail!
21 September 2014
Welcome to "Deep Thoughts". - - Do space aliens get acne? Good night from "Deep Thoughts".
22 September 2014
Maybe we should take separate vacations this year. - I will go somewhere fun. - Because you will not be there.
23 September 2014
BEWARE OF DOG - And I need to beware of you because... Because I have the sniffles! - Ah-choo! I guess a guy's gotta make a living.
24 September 2014
Severe weather is in the area. - ** DING-DONG! - Don't answer that!
25 September 2014
Donuts are bad for you, you know. - - They aren't as bad for me as I am for them.
26 September 2014
- - I've had worse.
27 September 2014
- Hi, my name's Finn! What's your name? - - I just moved in today! Is this a nice place? Do you like it here? - - It looks like we're going to be roomies! I hope you don't snore, or like loud music... - He just might be too stupid to eat. You
28 September 2014
It's strange, Garfield. - Every time I go into the pet store... - The goldfishes scream. - Did you pick a big, juicy one?
29 September 2014
See this fish, Garfield? - This is the last fish I'm buying. - Understand what I'm saying? I should savor it?
30 September 2014