Well, at least monday's over. RIP I'll be going back to bed now.
1 September 2014
Stop right there! You are lookin' GREAT today! Back atcha!
2 September 2014
Okay, Odie, get ready, annnd... FETCH YOURSELF! GARFIELD!
3 September 2014
Hello, world's fastest pizza? I'd like a large pepperoni... Um... ZHOOP With extra cheese. These guys are good.
4 September 2014
I'm not sure Liz thinks that I'm suave. Nonsense! BURP! scratch scratch scratch sniff sniff You seem suave to me.
5 September 2014
I've got nothing to do. Nope...nothing...nothing at all... Did I mention that I've got nothing to do? YOU COULD SHUT UP!
6 September 2014
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff This has been "The Dog Show". click Welcome to "The Cat Show". Z Z
7 September 2014
Are you going to lie there all day? That's the plan. You won't get anything done like that. Also part of the plan. You're going to disintegrate into a big pile of dust and just blown away! Someone's leaked the plan!
8 September 2014
And now, to explain the meaning of life, here's Odie. Z I've never felt closer to you.
9 September 2014
What a great night, huh, Garfield? My aunt Walburga used to say the stars were tiny fairies who watch over us and bring us good luck. Then she stepped right off the edge of the canyon. I'm going home now.
10 September 2014
Liverwurst...horseradish...and anchovy paste! Voila! The perfect sandwich! How come you're not answering your phone?
11 September 2014
Where can we go on vacation this year, Garfield? Aside from a lasagna factory. That's a stumper.
12 September 2014
YAH! This puddle was deeper than it looked! Like he needed to point that out. A little help...
13 September 2014
1983 1989 1995 2004 2011 By, have WE ever had boring lives. Oh, I don't know...remember the moustache?
14 September 2014
I'm going to read Jon's mind. He wants me to eat the last cookie.
15 September 2014
Beware Of Shy Dog You can come out now. I can still hear you.
16 September 2014
Now, order the pizza. I'd like a large pepperoni with extra cheese, please. Next, we sit on the couch, pop jelly beans, and wait. My favorite cooking show.
17 September 2014
Boy, it's dark outside! That's the closet.
18 September 2014
I'm bored. Let's go someplace where we can meet some GIRL sock puppets! I'll do all the talking. I'll try not to put a crimp in your style.
19 September 2014
Hmmm. Must be lunchtime.
20 September 2014
Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thunk! Thubk! GAH! YAAAHHH! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! THUNK! GAAHHHHHH That'll show that old nail!
21 September 2014
Welcome to "Deep Thoughts". Do space aliens get acne? Good night from "Deep Thoughts".
22 September 2014
Maybe we should take separate vacations this year. I will go somewhere fun. Because you will not be there.
23 September 2014
BEWARE OF DOG And I need to beware of you because... Because I have the sniffles! Ah-choo! I guess a guy's gotta make a living.
24 September 2014
Severe weather is in the area. ** DING-DONG! Don't answer that!
25 September 2014
Donuts are bad for you, you know. They aren't as bad for me as I am for them.
26 September 2014
I've had worse.
27 September 2014
Hi, my name's Finn! What's your name? I just moved in today! Is this a nice place? Do you like it here? It looks like we're going to be roomies! I hope you don't snore, or like loud music... He just might be too stupid to eat. Youdon't talk much, do you?
28 September 2014
It's strange, Garfield. Every time I go into the pet store... The goldfishes scream. Did you pick a big, juicy one?
29 September 2014
See this fish, Garfield? This is the last fish I'm buying. Understand what I'm saying? I should savor it?
30 September 2014