Sigh... - Sigh... What's wrong, Jon? - I was going to do my annual dance to spring... - But I can't find my daisy costume ANYwhere! - Oh, well... - Did you bury it deep? Way deep. - Time for plan B! Well, go dig it back up. On my way!
Watch me...waaaaatch meeeee - Sleepy...sleepy...you are getting SLEEEEEEPY... - You are under my power and will OBEY me... - Now, cluck like a chicken! - WHACK - How stupid does he think I AM? - Oh...morning, Jon. Buck buck buck
- Okay, Garfield... - All we have left in the house is an open bag of flour... - A can of french-fried onions and an old potato. - I know! I'll make french-fried onion-potato soup! - WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! - I need a large pepperoni. We do this
- Hey, Lisa! How are you? - GUH! It's been a long time! - GAK! So, how's everything? - NYAH! Are you still single? - EEEYA AAAAA AAHHH! Well...see you! - We went out on a date once. I kinda figured that out.
Oh, Garfield... - Garfield, do you have any idea what happened to the last slice of leftover pizza? - No, wait! Let me guess! - You ate it, but aliens made you do it...RIGHT?! - - - He's onto us. Hey, that was the LAST slice?!
* ping - Feed me :-) :-) :-) - It's not even close to dinnertime. Forget it. - But I'm hungry. Feed me. :-( :-( - I said no, and that's FINAL. - Feed me NOW 8-0 - I save that one for just such occasions.
bzzzzz - bzzzzz - bzzzzz That's just my phone. I have set it on "vibrate". - Isn't THAT your phone? - bzzzzz - zzzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ - YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! Aren't you going to answer your bee?
- Sigh What's wrong, Jon? - I just never know what to get you for christmas, Liz. - Oh, Jon, it's sweet of you to worry, but I'm sure I'll love ANYTHING you get me. - Really? Really. - - One socket wrench set... Make it earrings.