My new year's resolution is to lose weight. You? Lose WEIGHT?! Yeah... I'm gettin' a real fly gut.I'm taking a test, Garfield. "What is your maturity level?! Where are my crayons? That's an automatic ten-point deduction.
Sigh... Sigh... What's wrong, Jon? I was going to do my annual dance to spring... But I can't find my daisy costume ANYwhere! Oh, well... Did you bury it deep? Way deep. Time for plan B! Well, go dig it back up. On my way!
Watch me...waaaaatch meeeee Sleepy...sleepy...you are getting SLEEEEEEPY... You are under my power and will OBEY me... Now, cluck like a chicken! WHACK How stupid does he think I AM? Oh...morning, Jon. Buck buck buck
Okay, Garfield... All we have left in the house is an open bag of flour... A can of french-fried onions and an old potato. I know! I'll make french-fried onion-potato soup! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! I need a large pepperoni. We do this
Oh, Garfield... Garfield, do you have any idea what happened to the last slice of leftover pizza? No, wait! Let me guess! You ate it, but aliens made you do it...RIGHT?! He's onto us. Hey, that was the LAST slice?!
Sigh What's wrong, Jon? I just never know what to get you for christmas, Liz. Oh, Jon, it's sweet of you to worry, but I'm sure I'll love ANYTHING you get me. Really? Really. One socket wrench set... Make it earrings.