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Garfield

My resolution is to be more sensitive to the feelings of others. SMACK That HURT! I feel your pain.

1 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

This year I resolve to abandon my scavenging, vermin ways. Are you gonna finish that?

2 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

3 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

glug glug glug Hey, guys, check it out... BURRP! BUUURRRP! BUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUURRRRrrr rrrrrrp He's the master, all right. Urf.

4 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, winter is here.

5 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what the world needs more of? Me! Love! The world loving ME!

6 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You never know what might be around the next corner. You go ahead, I'll wait here.

7 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you believe in time travel? Observer... When I get up, it will be friday.

8 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I dreamed about you last night, Liz. How sweet. I also dreamed about Godzilla. Different dream, I hope. Then let's say it was. I'll be leaving the room now.

9 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

First snowflake of the year. I wonder what kind of season it'll be. BLOOEY! Probably a bad one.

10 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

UNGH! FLUMP ARRRGH! *

11 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

...and then I fell asleep. Have you noticed how all my stories end that way? Z

12 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm the best! You're the worst. My turn. I'm the best!

13 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

It's snowing! Let's make a snowman! But the snow's too powdery to roll into a ball. -

14 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

My father is a bowling ball. Really? Uh-huh. He thinks I'm soft. Ba-da-CHING!

15 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't find my pants. Where could they be? They're probably hiding.

16 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, you've got it tough. I COULD use a pillow.

17 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! There you are! Right there. Instead of someplace else. Like over there. Man! It's hard to create excitement around here!

18 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Good times. Booyah.

19 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Wanna chase me? No? Wouldn't do it. Sure! Make the cat do all the work!

20 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Just look at that... BEWARE OF LOG How sad is it when somebody can't even spell a simple word like

21 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I was very involved in athletics, Garfield. I was a student manager... Of the chess team. He wiped their brows.

22 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

munch munch munch munch munch munch munch Are you going to share that popcorn with me? Perhaps it's time to break up.

23 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember the day yesterday... When I ALMOST ate a donut?! By any chance was that around the time that I DID eat a donut?

24 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD SQUASH SQUASH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUASH SQUISH KACHUNK GAH! Jon's butter expires at midnight!

25 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay... There's a reason for everything... WHY did I wake up?

26 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I have roller skates! I have claws!

27 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Odie. We'll make a snowman. Hmm...but there's not much snow... -

28 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

My uncle Roscoe was very wise. He'd say, "You have to accept people, warts and all". He had this gigantic. Stop right there!

29 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Cat Mania! Catch it!

30 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, I'm sick. could you rub my shoulders and say "poor baby"? Was that a chortle?! Laughter is the best medicine.

31 January 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

* fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant ENOUGH WITH THE SIGHING AND PANTING! AT LEAST OUR NOSES DON'T WHISTLE! BARK! * fwee The cabin fever is turning ugly.pant pant

1 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Cheer up, Garfield. That's better! Now what?

2 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

My new year's resolution is to lose weight. You? Lose WEIGHT?! Yeah... I'm gettin' a real fly gut.I'm taking a test, Garfield. "What is your maturity level?! Where are my crayons? That's an automatic ten-point deduction.

3 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Next! BARK! This express line is a time-saver.

4 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Jon, Garfield is almost like your child. Feed me, daddy! I wish you wouldn't give him ideas. Wah!

5 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

For my first trick... I will do the impossible. This cat will fetch this ball. That's a puppet!

6 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm depressed. ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME WORSE?!

7 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, great... Just great...I've been sitting here so long, I'm frozen to the fence. Garfield, what are you doing out here? I'm frozen to the fence. You shouldn't be sitting outside in the cold like this. I'm frozen to the fence. Whydon't you come inside? I

8 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes dreams do come true. You dream about stumbling aimlessly through a meaningless existence?

9 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes a man has to make tough decisions. I wonder what that's like. To be a man?

10 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Your staring at me doesn't bother me. How about now? Okay, that's a little creepy.

11 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie has no idea what's going on. What IS going on?

12 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

What pretty snow...it looks like powdered sugar falling on french toast. Don't wait up.

13 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll go powder my nose. You're not going to leave, are you? Why would I do that? My date's coming back. More water, Romeo?

14 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAH! This really needs to stop. You're stifling my creativity!

15 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You look bored. I'm not bored... I have an image to maintain.

16 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

How's it goin' tonight, folks? Feelin' good? Oh, things could be going better. I have this pain in my neck. So do I! No kidding? Yeah, curled up under the sofa all night. I hear you, girl. What do you do for that? Oh, I just... That was arhetorical questi

17 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN! YAWN! Nothing to do? Did it.

18 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I strained a muscle today. Wow! You have a muscle?

19 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll do something rugged and manly. Like what? Mow the lawn with my shirt off! I'm stuck! Now's your chance to make a run for it.

20 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if it's possible for you to be even lazier. I could be... But you'd have to do it for me.

21 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

MEOW MEOW Robots will never replace cats. They could never do the things we do. Z Z The technology is more advanced than I thought! Z

22 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Kids... Don't let this happen to you. That was an insult? No. That was a public service announcement.

23 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to go on a diet. A really lousy one!

24 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats can tell what you're thinking. Assuming you are.

25 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

FRESH FISH You smell like you've been rolling around in a dumpster behind a fish store. Jealous...

26 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

When I'm in one of my crazy moods, ANYTHING can happen! Or not!

27 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Z The day is half over! And so is my nap!

28 February 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCHCRUNCH CRUNCH CRUN

1 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I will not be bothered by today, starting now Okay, starting NOW.

2 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OFINVISIBLE DOG Who do they think they're fooling with THAT... BLAT!

3 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

CAT NEWS Whoa! There's an awful lot not going on.

4 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

5 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's do something exciting! We could try to give Garfield a bath! You could TRY. Maybe not THAT exciting.

6 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not afraid of the cat's rolled-up newspaper! I say ATTACK! He has a phone book. I say REGROUP!

7 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

* GAAAAH

8 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Yawn! YAWN! Why must you outdo me at everything? Because I can.

9 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I could climb this tree. But then I'd just fall out of it. Might as well just skip to the end.

10 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Go away, Odie. You bother me. I guess I asked for that...

11 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Mom, I have to go now. I really do have to go... Oh, all right. I'll talk to the cow. Jon, you know how the cow drones on...

12 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

What would I do if Liz ever dumped me? Hmmm... You look like a crier.

13 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

What could be better than being a cat? Being a cat with ice cream!You should watch less television. Okay. What channel is that on?

14 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm gonna cook dinner for Liz tonight! Is this your way of breaking up with her? Baking powder...that's basically baking soda, right? Go for it. Huh...the butter is crispy. Is that normal? In a comic strip, yes. I wonder if Ishould've added the eggs befo

15 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Good night, Garfield. Good night, Jon. I'll attempt to, but fail to, wake you in the morning. And I'll attempt to, and succeed at, sleeping in. I love routine.

16 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

DO *NOT* BEWARE OF DOG LET'S BE FRIENDS RUB MY TUMMY

17 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

** I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. ** * I'm the best, best, best, best, best. * My theme song.

18 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Good day for... I'm going to go with "nothing".

19 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Aren't you going to ask me about my day? So, how was your day, as if I care? Try again.

20 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

How about "sorry"? Or "oops"? I'm trying to think of words for Jon to live by.

21 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Sigh... What's wrong, Jon? I was going to do my annual dance to spring... But I can't find my daisy costume ANYwhere! Oh, well... Did you bury it deep? Way deep. Time for plan B! Well, go dig it back up. On my way!

22 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Life is good, Garfield. There's nothing I want. And you got it.

23 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to "Stupid Mime Theater" Uh...line?

24 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! Whoa! That was PERFECT! When it comes to barking, it's QUANTITY, not quality, you know!

25 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you not see that mouse?! Do you not know that it's impolite to point?!

26 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The health department came today. We can only serve water. But not in our glasses. Not a straw long enough...

27 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm back! You may proceed to tell me how much you missed me! Uh-oh, my hearing has failed!

28 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

** zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz What happened?! March suckered me again.

29 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The vacuum cleaner has worn out. I win!

30 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Check out the new phone, Garfield. It texts...it e-mails... Press this and two little arms come out and juggle. NOW I'm impressed.

31 March 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You think you're so smart! Not really... I'm smart AND good-looking.

1 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm in a bad mood today! Somebody's got to pay! KNIT ME INTO AN ITCHY SWEATER! Whoa! Calm down, pal!

2 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! Good one! You aren't big on charm, are you? Nope. Now how about that awesome belch?

3 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, sometimes I wish I could understand what you're thinking. Or, maybe not. Come to the cat side.

4 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

DAY PLANNER DAY PLANNER tap tap tap 8:59 AM: Wake up 9:00 AM: Breakfast 9:01 AM: Nap tap tap tap 11:59 AM: Wake up 12:00 PM: Lunch 12:01 PM: Nap tap tap tap 4:59 PM: Wake up 5:00 PM: Dinner 5:01 PM: Bedtime Want to go to the parktomorrow? Sorry...I'm book

5 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Back...back...back... Back up some more... You still look fat. You're still too close.

6 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello, Skinny. Hey, everyone, Skinny's here! Yep, everyone loves Skinny. That is the most pathetic attempt at revers psychology tha tI have ever heard.

7 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Enjoying your berries, Garfield? Oh, no... It's called a "diet". I AM awake!

8 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

To diet, you have to learn to say "no, thank you." That's easy enough. Okay, a test...care for some ice cream? No, thank you.

9 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

How do you like that salad? We don't seem to have much in common.

10 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, are you sticking to your diet? Yes, I am. There are donuts missing. How do you explain that? I lied.

11 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

GONK SPOOT SPLOT THWACK GAAAHH hummmmmm YAAAAA AAAAA HHH YAH! YAH! YAH! I love home videos.

12 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

It's monday. A bright new week, a fresh beginning for my life. And I just brushed my teeth with hair mousse. Welcome to my world.

13 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, I know why you're angry... Because cat hair looks better on me than on you. Vanity, thy name is Jon.

14 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm the world's fastest snail! Prove it. Gotta stretch first. Ah.

15 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Talking about hard work...hard work never hurt anyone. True. You ARE talking about TALKING about hard work, right? WOOOOOOO! Air guitar BURP Air lasagna.

16 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot scoot Well, we're never going THERE again. I agree. What kind of buffet runs out of food, anyway?!

17 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think I'm getting fat? Do you think I'm getting stupid? You answer me first. I did.

18 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

nok nok nok Say goodbye to Jon the Looser, Liz. Yes, I'm a new man! I've given up my losing ways, and I'm...HEY, LOOK! A STREET FAIR! Look deeep into my eyeeees... Oh, please. What size hat do you... I'M GOOD! So, is everyone readyto eat? Sure, why not. T

19 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

There's no place like home. Thank goodness.

20 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what the world needs? Donuts so big you need heavy machinery to lift them! Why do I talk to you? Because I have all the answers, pal!

21 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

dig dig dig dig dig Even I'VE never been THAT hungry.

22 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats do a lot of research. SMACK THAT HURT! Fascinating...

23 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Notice anything different about me, Jon? Um... You're even more beautiful today than you were yesterday? Okay, today I gotta give you one, Arbuckle.

24 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield, I often wonder if I could have been a doctor. I have a splinter. When ypu're done fainting, I'd like to know where you keep the tweezers, doctor.

25 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

26 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to try being invisible today. I haven't seen you all day. TAH-DAH!

27 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

* ping type type type type type type type Kids, never text and climb trees.

28 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I have an idea! Why don't YOU bark at ME today? Sure. Bark. That was pathetic. NOT UNLIKE YOUR STUPID IDEA!

29 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

How come there aren't any good polka movies? That's it! I was having a good day up until then!

30 April 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Why don't we dress Garfield up in a cute outfit and take his picture? Yes, Jon, Why don't you do that again? That might not be wise. Experience is a dear teacher.

1 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

How many mice are in there? Let's see... 4,732. Where's everybody else?

2 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

* Mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-yowwww * ROWRRR OWRRRR NYORRR YOWRRR mew FFT! FFT! FFFFT! HIIISSSSS! PURRRRRRRRRRRRR BURRRRP! What was THAT? His greatest hits medley.

3 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't plan to move. ...ever. Who wants a brownie?

4 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been reading that book Liz gave me. Then my brain started to hurt. I'll get the antidote! Now it's kind of numb. Here! Comics! Read! Read!

5 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Echo Point Meow? You're guessing!

6 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Darn! snap! I forgot to go jogging this morning! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

7 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz is arriving. And Jon is rushing to embrace her! THUD Perhaps he should have waited until her car stopped moving.

8 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

What a great day! I an one with nature... and the peanut butter sandwich.

9 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

10 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Allow me to give you a tour of my world... This is my paw.

11 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a wild man. Grr Eek

12 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Bark! Everything today is "rush, rush, rush".

13 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

14 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

May I have my book, please? Sure. Just don't ask for the ice cream.

15 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I was just feeding the pigeons in the park. How thoughtful! He's fattening them up for me!

16 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

NEXT! tappity tappity tappity tappity * MEOW YOWRR * ROWR ROWR * YOWWWWRR! squeak JUdGES How'd the talent show go?

17 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a problem solver. Yup... But first I have to cause a few.

18 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

HACK! Living room? That's for me to know, and you to find out.

19 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember the time you chased your tail? And you CAUGHT it? And then you beat it up?

20 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Heroic Cat rescues little boy! I could do that. For the right amount of tuna.

21 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Where's Jon? I don't know. I can stand in for him if you like... Just give me a moment to think of something stupid to say.

22 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that a cookie crumb on your shirt?? I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST COOKIE! I SWEAR!

23 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Kindergarten Grade 1 Grade 3 Grade 5 Grade 7 Grade 9 That's when I hit my growth spurt. Right when they were taking the picture?

24 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a little sleepy. A little speely? A LITTLE sleepy? You're not even trying, Jon! I'm asleep even when I'm awake!

25 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

A thunderstorm is headed this way. Just like on the weather map.

26 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Bark That's it? That's it. Whoa... Am I becoming less annoying to dogs?

27 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I have solved the mystery of who ate all the peanuts! But what about the murder? Oh...that... Nice going, Inspector Low-Hanging Fruit.

28 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I need a hug. No, that isn't it. I need ice cream!

29 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Most mistakes are unfortunate. However, some of them are pretty funny.

30 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch me...waaaaatch meeeee Sleepy...sleepy...you are getting SLEEEEEEPY... You are under my power and will OBEY me... Now, cluck like a chicken! WHACK How stupid does he think I AM? Oh...morning, Jon. Buck buck buck

31 May 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Today I'm just going to concentrate on me. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! I could get used to this!

1 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Why are the cats the way they are? We don't know. They won't tell us. So stop asking already!

2 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Hey! This is where you run in terror! I'll meet you partway. Howzabout I saunter in terror?

3 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You're attracting quite a crowd. DO something! Sigh This Space For Rentevery sunday.

4 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

We're going for a walk, Garfield, want to come? Nah. I tried that once. It'll never catch on.

5 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

These are troubled times. Troubled indeed... We are LOW on corn chips.

6 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

CLICK Set to Home Scree: tap tap GAAAAHHHH

7 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay...who thinks I'm great? I'll count that as a "maybe".

8 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes, dogs are indeed man's best friend. And cats? They're more like a snobbish neighbor. Peasant!

9 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Wise Man -> AIIIYEEEEEEEEEE THUD Wise Man v

10 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

* BRIIINNNG! Garfield, you're supposed to use the alarm to get UP You're funny!Don't tell Odie, but sometimes I enjoy being around the little fella. Me and my big thought balloon...

11 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

How's it going? Ah, tuna breath.

12 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

A giant beanstalk! Not a big vegetable fan.

13 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Garfield... All we have left in the house is an open bag of flour... A can of french-fried onions and an old potato. I know! I'll make french-fried onion-potato soup! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! I need a large pepperoni. We do this

14 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll be turn a year older soon. I wonder if I'll have the age nightmares again this year. Heeeey! THERE'S the birthday boy! Question answered.

15 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

So, you're my age nightmare for tonight? Yessiree! I'm your lightning-quick reflexes.

16 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Greetings, Garfield...I'm your age nightmare, the middle-aged gut! You don't scare me! YAAA-AHHH! Amateur.

17 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you tonight's age nightmare? Yeah...I'm yiur youthful optimism. You're not smiling. YOU'RE not youthful.

18 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

How old are you TODAY, Garfiel? None of your business! Wow! THAT old.

19 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You must be my age nightmare for tonight. That's right. A? What are you supposed to be? My eye chart? No, your ear chart.

20 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

A-one... A-two... hoop! WHUMP! screeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee THUD The table gets higher every year, doesn't it, Garfield? Come closer.

21 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't lie here like this much longer. Two...three weeks, tops.

22 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! THUD! Kids...never text while chasing a squirrel.

23 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a limit to how much I can eat. We're out of food. My point exactly.

24 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

A giant insect is threatening to destroy the planet! We're doomed! Unless... Unless we find a really, really big guy who can step on it! Clever.

25 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz says I'm a good kisser. A VERY good kisser. She syas my lips are HEY! I'M EATING HERE!

26 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

ECHO POINT I don't believe that sign. CLONK! OW! GARFIELD! GARFIELD! I stand corrected.

27 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap tap tap tap Hee hee hee hee. send * ping bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark See translation: tap meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Hee hee hee hee.

28 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I thought I was out of gum. And then I reached into my pocket, and guess what? I found gum! JUST LIVIN' THE DREAM, AREN'T YOU, ARBUCKLE?!

29 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at Odie. He's so...so Odie-like. At least it's something he's good at.

30 June 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, let's see... I've eaten breakfast, lunch and Dinner. It's been a goot morning.

1 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

My uncle Leon was healthy his whole life... Then one day...BAM! He went just like that! Heart attack? Hong Kong phone book.

2 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, let's not argue. Argue? Why would we argue? Because I'm about to say something incredibly stupid. There's hope for that boy yet.

3 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Breakfast! VROOM! Vroom? -

4 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I've decided to build some shelves. Care to help me? Absolutely! Cool! hammer hammer hammer hammer THONK OW! Call an ambulance! That's my part.

5 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I could never eat cat food. Not if you value your life!

6 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I love food! And whatever that was.

7 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

* ding . Popcorn's ready! Works every time.

8 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I love gullible people. They're so trusting. Can I trust you to hold my cand bar? Absolutely!

9 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I hope it doesn't rain. I hope we don't have any fudge!

10 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I've watched enough television. Coming up next... ...something. That might be good.

11 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Huh...my arm fell asleep. Z Z And there goes the other arm. Z Z Z Z ...and there go my legs. FLUMP Z Z Z Z This isn't so bad, really. SNORE SNOORE SNOORE SNOORE

12 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Ignore, ignore, ignore. Blah, blah, blah... Ignore, ignore... I really enjoyed our visit, Garfield. Aaand ignore.

13 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Climbing a tree... It's a good way to spend a morning. And an afternoon...and an evening...

14 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Dear "Ask a Dog"... "Who is a good little doggie?! Is it you?! Huh?! Huh?!! I can't read any more of this.

15 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I could save the world. If it's ever attacked by a giant cheesecake.

16 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz says she like men with a good sense of humor. 3...2...1... And me. Ah.

17 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You've been clawing the curtains. What?! Prove it! They're stuck to your paw. Is that all you've got?

18 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

boop beep beep bip boop Hi, Liz! Wanna go to the 7 o'clock showing of "Zombie Prom Date"? I'm so sorry, Jon, I have to work late. Don't feel bad...I'll go with, uh, some other friends. Ha ha! You mean Garfield and Odie? No! Not them!...my OTHER

19 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN! I'm bored. And pround!

20 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you ever dream about me, Garfield? Let me check. Z No. You're a piece of work.

21 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

What is that? Ah, it's Odie with a bucket on his head. Or a really ugly lamp.

22 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Really?! I've been elected King of England?! GARFIELD! I'VE BEEN ELEC Doc, Boy, is that you? Hang up, your majesty.

23 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Cough. Sounds like someone could use a checkup! How long has she been waiting just outside the frame to jump out and say that to me?

24 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! Odie is chewing on your slippers! And he is using all the ketchup!

25 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Hot dog cart! Ice cream truck! ** ring-a-ling ding-ding Pizza delivery guy! Lemonade stand! Girl scout cookies! You were outside a long time. Just enjoying all that nature has to offer.

26 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Pets can relieve stress. RELAX! Just call me "Zen Master G".

27 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

It would be hard to improve on this day. Oh, I don't know... This could all be ice cream.

28 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

How do dogs remember where they buried their bones? There's an app for that.

29 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm moving to a new place. I'll miss you. Oh, I'm not moving far.

30 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I baked a cake for Liz. BURP I think I'll bake another cake for Liz. Make it chocolate this time.

31 July 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I think... Z Close call.

1 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

wad wad wad dok doomp! dok dok doomp! Hey, Garfield! Watch this! dok dok dok *

2 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, it has occured to me thet I have never thanked you for all that you do for me. So I just want to say... That I don't plan to.

3 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Swatting spiders is wrong! SMACK Not to mention unattractive. HEY!

4 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

dig dig dig dig dig -

5 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

King Kong has fallen from the Empire State Building! But look! He isn't hurt! Because, kids, he's wearing protective headgear. Must they ruin EVERYTHING?!

6 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I would like to sing a song. SMACK! Why did you do that?! On behalf of music lovers the world over.

7 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

We should do something fun. You mean we're not? He's kidding, right? Not since the rubber omelet gag in 2014.

8 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Lisa! How are you? GUH! It's been a long time! GAK! So, how's everything? NYAH! Are you still single? EEEYA AAAAA AAHHH! Well...see you! We went out on a date once. I kinda figured that out.

9 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what they say, Garfield... "Hard work is its own reward". No wonder it's so unpopular.

10 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

In spite of their color... Canaries are NOT lemon flavored. Tomorrow, "Mice: are they chocolate flavored or not?" Thank you. clap clap clap clap clap clap

11 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, isn't it true that cats are much, much smarter than dogs?" Signed, "Someone sitting very near you". This way, dummy.

12 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The world does not revolve around you, Garfield. That would take too long! Hey!

13 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I had tuna salad for lunch. And now I'm afraid my breath smells like tuna. Kiss me, you fool!

14 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going mountain climbing. Don't try to talk me out of it. sniff Good point I'll stay home. I'll put the tea kettle on.

15 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz My, do you look lovely tonight.

16 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm getting a headache. My headache is getting worse! Now it's getting better! Coincidence.

17 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you going to share that? Share what? That! Whoa! You should talk faster!

18 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

grr That's all I got. Wow... In the good lold days they would always bark at you AND clean your windshield.

19 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, we watch too much television. We need a break. It'll be up soon. Where's the remote?

20 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-oh! That's the "you're-due-for-a-shot" smile.

21 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi! I'm from outer space! Where in outer space? Mars. Big deal! That's only SORT of outer space.

22 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Not so close, Odie. I SAID NOT SO CLOSE!!! sheesh **

23 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

We should take up meditation. Great idea. Z That's nit meditation. Wha?-You woke me before I achieved a hogher state of consciousness.

24 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a beautiful day outside! Unless my phone hasn't updated.

25 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Who knows what the future holds? Or the past, for that matter... Or RIGHT NOW?! Jon has attention issues.

26 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, do you think a dog will ever walk on mars?" Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yes, but only after they make a really long leash.

27 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The jungle cat patiently waits for his prey to pass by. Aha! Here comes the pizza guy now!

28 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

29 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Garfield... Garfield, do you have any idea what happened to the last slice of leftover pizza? No, wait! Let me guess! You ate it, but aliens made you do it...RIGHT?! He's onto us. Hey, that was the LAST slice?!

30 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Z ** You can't sleep your life away! I know... I'm trying to sleep yours away.

31 August 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't swat me! Okay. Now what? I thought you knew.

1 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Hee hee hee What's so funny? You know that donut you ate this morning? Yes? I hid your vitamin in it! This one?

2 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Even though cats are basicall yloners... We do crave company. So, how was your day?

3 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The milk left in my bowl... After I eat my cereal... Is better than the cereal. Explain THAT, science!

4 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG -

5 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z** YAWN scratch scratch scratch Uh-oh... Nap time! I swear, there just aren't enough hours in the day.

6 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner! Could somebody please tilt the house that way?

7 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Z CANARY LASAGNA! MAn! You never know when genius will strike!

8 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Please don't bury your bones there. -

9 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

First up, Tiger, from Bloated Tick, Tennessee, and Snowball, from Bunny Lung, Oregon! HACK HAAACK My favorite show..."So you think you have hairballs"

10 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you miss me? Uh... You didn't notice I was gone, did you? Don't be silly...uh... Arlene!

11 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! And just what are you doing, Garfield? With extra cheese, please.

12 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Psst...so is that the monster? No, that's not him. ...is THAT the the monster? Nope. ...okay, so then is THAT the monster? No. I'm going for popcorn. Okay. Did I miss the monster?

13 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't judge me! Unless, of course, you think I'm really great.

14 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you've got a lot to learn about being nice. I know. That's my favorite excuse.

15 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's just SAY I barked at you today. Okay. Because, frankly, I have better things to do. Same here. Z Z

16 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I regret nothing! I wish I hadn't said that. ba-da * ching!

17 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm cutting down on cookies. -

18 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Who wants to go hiking through the mountains? What a fun thought, Jon! Permit me to step away for a moment to ponder your proposal. Z

19 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Pooky's looking pretty ditry there, Garfield... Would you mind if I run him through the wash? Not at all. I promise it won't take long. Not to worry...I'll be just fine. *

20 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll go spend some time with Jon. Z I needed the sleep.

21 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what I hate? I hate spiders. Oh, me, too! You ARE a spider. I mean all those other guys.

22 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I present, in its entirety, Giacomo Puccini's "La Boheme". MROOOWRR One man's opera is another man's caterwaul.

23 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I keep hearing strange sounds bladup boog buneek gloop gurgle gleep Must be getting close to lunchtime. What say ye? yurp

24 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz is angry with me for some reason. I forgot something or other. Like a birthday, or whatever. Women are so detail oriented.

25 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The guy across the street has a parrot who can talk! Yeah, I met him. I found him to be an affable fellow, albeit chewy.

26 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! Ant just what are we arguing about? I haven't the foggiest idea.

27 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

What's going on? Nothing. That's why I'm smiling.

28 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

On a clear day you can see... A shirtless fat guy mowing his lawn.

29 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

THIS IS NOT A TRICK. REALLY! The coyotes in this neighborhood aren't very clever.

30 September 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

...and I lived happily ever after! The End The best books are the ones you write yourself.

1 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

SMOOOOCH! I was just kissing Liz good night. Thanks for the clarification. Sounded like someone unclogging a toilet.

2 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, kitty. Here, Kitty. HERE, KITTY, KITTY! HEY, CAT!! He hears you.

3 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

* ping Feed me :-) :-) :-) It's not even close to dinnertime. Forget it. But I'm hungry. Feed me. :-( :-( I said no, and that's FINAL. Feed me NOW 8-0 I save that one for just such occasions.

4 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The world is passing me by. Though not without some effort.

5 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Storms were dangerous on the farm. They spook the herd. Ever been in a chicken stampede? I'm going to have nightmares.

6 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BONK! Apple? No, thanks. They give me a headache.

7 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Fun follows me wherever I go. Hurry up!

8 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's discuss our feelings. I'm hungry. Try again. I'm sleepy. Try again. Choose one, lady, I only have two feelings.

9 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Today's subject... "Cats: Why are they such losers?" Let's ask the experts... Arf! Oh, THAT panel isn't very biased.

10 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

click ...do you own a cat? Yes. ...does it have zero respect for you? Does it consider you its personal slave? Yes...yes... ...does it take you for granted? Does it walk all over you? Does it treat you like dirt? Yes! Yes! Yes! ...anddo you love your cat?

11 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I should slow doen and take it easy. Maybe later.

12 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN! Uh-oh...my jaw locked! Guess what happened to me! How should I know?!

13 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You're shedding cat hair on the lawn. Some call it cat hair. I call it mulch.

14 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

People are superior to cats. Okay, and why is that? Because...uh, because... Yes? Because WE are taller than you. WE are as tall as we want to be.

15 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

...and that's how I spent my day. How did you spend YOUR day? Listening to YOU talk about YOUR day. I knew that I was going to regret it the second I said it.

16 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I am the king of cats. I guess dweebs need a king, too.

17 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

schlurp mmmmmmmm Pumpkin spice latte. mmmmmmmmmmm

18 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I declare today a holiday! Z

19 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Check me out! Thought I'd give the world a thrill.

20 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

If only I could travel back through time. I wouldn't be stuck here... Without a snack.

21 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Watermelon slices make tasty treats. And the rinds make lovely hats. And gluing the seeds to your eyebrows tells people that you are a fun personage! Craft people are strange.

22 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

glug glug glug Someone's been in the refrigerator. Are you drinking ketchup? Shouldn't you be shopping?

23 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Halt! Who goes there?! HALT, I SAY! I need a bigger badge.

24 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh I love fall... It's so peaceful.

25 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

News flash! Space aliens have landed! They have taken over the earth! And they really don't like cats. I hate mondays.

26 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Count Dracula? I thought you were dead! I was, but I'm feeling much better now... Now that I'm taking these new chewable vitamins! Product endordement.

27 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The monster uses his incredible strength! RRRRR! But he still can't get that jar open. Monsters love pickles.

28 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I've DONE IT, Igor! Done what, Master?! I've transplanted the brain of a cat into an elephant! Do you realize what this means?! You're gonna need a bigger litter box.

29 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Trevor? Yes, babs? We need to talk. YAAHH! ...about US. YAH! YAH! YAAAAHHH!! Bachelor horror theater.

30 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I am a ghost cat! And I am here to haunt your house! Z Spooky...

31 October 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

** DING-DONG Hi! Our car broke down in the storm...could we spend the night here? But uv courze, pleeze come een. I'm Cindy, and this is Tiffany! And you can call me "Count". What do you do, Mr. Count?! I'm a...veb designer, and you? -We're prof

1 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Z You can't sleep more than 24 hours a day, Garfield. I accept that challenge! Z Z

2 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

It's my EXACT double! Can't stop to chat...I'm busy doing good deeds! More like my evil opposite.

3 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a new motto... "What could go wrong?" ...says Jon as his chair collapses.

4 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon has a problem or two. Are knees supposed to bend this way? ...or three.

5 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! You are crude! I are Garfield!

6 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think I'll be rich someday? Well, Jon, in this crazy day and age anything could happen... Except that, of course.

7 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz That's just my phone. I have set it on "vibrate". Isn't THAT your phone? bzzzzz zzzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! Aren't you going to answer your bee?

8 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Time to get up. Z TIME TO GET UP! Z E TO T UP!

9 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

* ring ring ring I'm going to take that bell and burn it! This is going on your evaluation!

10 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

11 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I am a cat of great dignity. BURP And soda.

12 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz is great. Yes, she is. And she likes me. Yes, she does. So, why? I can't explain it either.

13 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I believe that things happen for a reason. I put mustard on my ice cream! Even if it's a really stupid reason.

14 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Wow. It hasn't been this dull around here in a long time. Remember how it used to be? It was dull around here 24/7. We'd sit around for so long our legs would go numb! Only Jon could get nostalgic about boredon. And you, crawlingafter the ice cream truck

15 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Cheer up, Garfield. Try thinking happy thoughts. Okay. Slave dogs bearing deep-fried everything... Jon is a genius!

16 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow What's that? You say you're NOT hungry? Nope. That wasn't it.

17 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

No. A thousand times no. It is not wise to loan a newspaper to a dog.

18 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! Was that thunder?! Pepperoni.

19 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm willing to shar emy feelings. I'm willing to share my popcorn. Already ate it. Great! Now I have to share my feelings! Not with me, pal.

20 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Lasagna's better anyway...it never flies south for the winter.

21 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, turkey, turkey, turkey... Heeere, turkey, turkey, turkey. Where IS that turkey? HEEEEERE, turkey, turkey, turkey. I owe you big time. Just have the suit dry-cleaned.

22 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, getting you up is like eating soup with a fork. Like eating peas with a knife. You're up... I can't sleep through food analogies.

23 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I demand respect! Have a burger. Close enough.

24 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Garfield...fetch! CLONK You have no interest in fetching a stick, do you? Stick, no. Pizza, yes.

25 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

See food. Eat food. Life really isn't that complicated.

26 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

What would hapen... If I tried to be a failure... And failed? We'd be rich!

27 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

In quiet moments my mind goes to another place. A happy place. Not the Polka Palace. The Polka Palace!

28 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

VROOOOOOOM SCREEEEECH! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! POW! POW! AAAGH! BOOOOOM!!! Can we watch MY show for a while? Sure! click Oh, my dearest... SNOOORRE

29 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a man of few words. Still too many.

30 November 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to adopt a more positive attitude toward life. In spite of you. I accept that challenge.

1 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to Garfield's Science Fiction Theater! How long do I have to wear these? For 26 episodes, or until I stop thinking it's funny.

2 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Run, everyone! Rats... Bigfoot can never sneak up on anybody.

3 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I like a guy with a sense of humor. Know anybody like that? No.

4 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm behaving myself today. Whoa... It's a lot like just sitting here.

5 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Dear Santa, I have been good all year. Please bring me lots of presents. Love, Garfield send Sometimes you just nail it on the first draft!

6 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

It's time to decorate the tree! Woo-hoo! I'll help! Too much cat hair. Is that possible?

7 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I remember christmases back on the farm. Sigh... Ever flock an udder? Not on purpose.

8 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight's yuletide nightmare? Yup-per. I'm the christmas carol that's stuck in your head. And you? I'm the fruitcake that's stuck in your teeth.

9 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

You must be tonight's christmas nightmare. Correctamundo I am tech support for your new electronic gift. That doesn't sound so bad. Your current wait time is 432 minutes.

10 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you tonight's christmas nightmare? Oh, boy, am I ever! I'm Santa's naughty list! Am *I* on you? Does an elf eat candy canes for breakfast?

11 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Ho! Ho! Ho! Spider Claus knows if you've been good or bad! SCHWACK Okay, now I'd call that "bad".

12 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh What's wrong, Jon? I just never know what to get you for christmas, Liz. Oh, Jon, it's sweet of you to worry, but I'm sure I'll love ANYTHING you get me. Really? Really. One socket wrench set... Make it earrings.

13 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield Garfield I guess you CAN wrap a hug.

14 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Garrr-field! BURRRP Garfield, are you in there? Ain't nobody here but us winky lights.

15 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Why is Garfield in my christmas tree, Liz? Lots of cats do that, Jon...they like bright, shiny things. And the signal is better up here.

16 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

The smell of these freshly baked cookies will get Garfield out of the christmas tree. ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP -

17 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

So what are you getting me for Christmas, Odie? ...a bone? Don't look at me...I didn't tell her!

18 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

On christmas eve, Spider Claus will fly around the world in his sleigh... Pulled by six tiny gnats, and a team leader with a bright red light! Rudolph? No, a lightning bug named Blinky.

19 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Good evening! I'm tonight's christmas nightmare! You know those presents that you have to put together? Yeah. Well, *I'M* the one bolt that's always missing from the hardware packet! BWAH-HA! HA! HA! HAAAAHHHHHH!! And what areyou? The assembly instructi

20 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

This shouldn't take long. FIVE MINUTES LATER: Help. Smile for the Internet.

21 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

slam! Well THAT was a bust. I got a ticket for disturbing the heavenly peace. I TOLD you not to go caroling.

22 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

We're excited about christmas! You two are just silly! -

23 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight I WILL wait up for Santa... This is the year I'm FINALLY gonna catch him i the act! Z click

24 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

My christmas wish is for peace on earth. That's really beautiful, Jon. I wonder what Garfield's wish would be. For it to rain donuts!

25 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, christmas is over... Time to put away this sweater. blink blink blink I'll get the shovel. blink blink

26 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you boys like a nibble? No, no...we're fine, thanks. * ding-dong! GNASH BITE URP SNARF GULP CHOMP GRRRR

27 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

That was a great vacation. I can't believe it's over already. Oh well, back to the old grind.

28 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Fellow fleas, our travels are over! We have journeyed this vast cat. And we will settle here! I hope their crops fail.

29 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

Nothing but hopelessness and despair lies before me. And now it's behind me.

30 December 2015
 
 
   
Garfield

I didn't go shopping, Garfield. We're having leftovers tonight. What year do you prefer? I'm rather fond of 1978.

31 December 2015
 




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