My resolution is to be more sensitive to the feelings of others. - SMACK - That HURT! I feel your pain.
1 January 2015
This year I resolve to abandon my scavenging, vermin ways. - - Are you gonna finish that?
2 January 2015
3 January 2015
glug glug glug - Hey, guys, check it out... - BURRP! - BUUURRRP! - BUUUUUUUUUUUU - UUUUUUUURRRRrrr - rrrrrrp He's the master, all right. Urf.
4 January 2015
- - Ah, winter is here.
5 January 2015
You know what the world needs more of? - Me! - Love! The world loving ME!
6 January 2015
You never know what might be around the next corner. - - You go ahead, I'll wait here.
7 January 2015
Do you believe in time travel? - Observer... - When I get up, it will be friday.
8 January 2015
I dreamed about you last night, Liz. How sweet. - I also dreamed about Godzilla. Different dream, I hope. - Then let's say it was. I'll be leaving the room now.
9 January 2015
First snowflake of the year. I wonder what kind of season it'll be. - BLOOEY! - Probably a bad one.
10 January 2015
- UNGH! - FLUMP - ARRRGH! - * -
11 January 2015
...and then I fell asleep. - Have you noticed how all my stories end that way? - Z
12 January 2015
I'm the best! - You're the worst. - My turn. I'm the best!
13 January 2015
It's snowing! Let's make a snowman! - But the snow's too powdery to roll into a ball. -
14 January 2015
My father is a bowling ball. Really? - Uh-huh. - He thinks I'm soft. Ba-da-CHING!
15 January 2015
I can't find my pants. - Where could they be? - They're probably hiding.
16 January 2015
- Oh, you've got it tough. - I COULD use a pillow.
17 January 2015
- Jon! - There you are! - Right there. - Instead of someplace else. - Like over there. - Man! It's hard to create excitement around here!
18 January 2015
- - Good times. Booyah.
19 January 2015
Wanna chase me? - No? - Wouldn't do it. Sure! Make the cat do all the work!
20 January 2015
Just look at that... BEWARE OF LOG - How sad is it when somebody can't even spell a simple word like -
21 January 2015
I was very involved in athletics, Garfield. - I was a student manager... - Of the chess team. He wiped their brows.
22 January 2015
munch munch munch - munch munch munch munch - Are you going to share that popcorn with me? Perhaps it's time to break up.
23 January 2015
Remember the day yesterday... - When I ALMOST ate a donut?! - By any chance was that around the time that I DID eat a donut?
24 January 2015
- BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD - SQUASH - SQUASH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUASH SQUISH - - KACHUNK GAH! Jon's butter expires at midnight!
25 January 2015
Okay... - There's a reason for everything... - WHY did I wake up?
26 January 2015
- - I have roller skates! - I have claws!
27 January 2015
Okay, Odie. We'll make a snowman. - Hmm...but there's not much snow... -
28 January 2015
My uncle Roscoe was very wise. - He'd say, "You have to accept people, warts and all". - He had this gigantic. Stop right there!
29 January 2015
Cat Mania! - - Catch it!
30 January 2015
Liz, I'm sick. - could you rub my shoulders and say "poor baby"? - Was that a chortle?! Laughter is the best medicine.
31 January 2015