My resolution is to be more sensitive to the feelings of others. SMACK That HURT! I feel your pain.
1 January 2015
This year I resolve to abandon my scavenging, vermin ways. Are you gonna finish that?
2 January 2015
3 January 2015
glug glug glug Hey, guys, check it out... BURRP! BUUURRRP! BUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUURRRRrrr rrrrrrp He's the master, all right. Urf.
4 January 2015
Ah, winter is here.
5 January 2015
You know what the world needs more of? Me! Love! The world loving ME!
6 January 2015
You never know what might be around the next corner. You go ahead, I'll wait here.
7 January 2015
Do you believe in time travel? Observer... When I get up, it will be friday.
8 January 2015
I dreamed about you last night, Liz. How sweet. I also dreamed about Godzilla. Different dream, I hope. Then let's say it was. I'll be leaving the room now.
9 January 2015
First snowflake of the year. I wonder what kind of season it'll be. BLOOEY! Probably a bad one.
10 January 2015
UNGH! FLUMP ARRRGH! *
11 January 2015
...and then I fell asleep. Have you noticed how all my stories end that way? Z
12 January 2015
I'm the best! You're the worst. My turn. I'm the best!
13 January 2015
It's snowing! Let's make a snowman! But the snow's too powdery to roll into a ball. -
14 January 2015
My father is a bowling ball. Really? Uh-huh. He thinks I'm soft. Ba-da-CHING!
15 January 2015
I can't find my pants. Where could they be? They're probably hiding.
16 January 2015
Oh, you've got it tough. I COULD use a pillow.
17 January 2015
Jon! There you are! Right there. Instead of someplace else. Like over there. Man! It's hard to create excitement around here!
18 January 2015
Good times. Booyah.
19 January 2015
Wanna chase me? No? Wouldn't do it. Sure! Make the cat do all the work!
20 January 2015
Just look at that... BEWARE OF LOG How sad is it when somebody can't even spell a simple word like
21 January 2015
I was very involved in athletics, Garfield. I was a student manager... Of the chess team. He wiped their brows.
22 January 2015
munch munch munch munch munch munch munch Are you going to share that popcorn with me? Perhaps it's time to break up.
23 January 2015
Remember the day yesterday... When I ALMOST ate a donut?! By any chance was that around the time that I DID eat a donut?
24 January 2015
BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD SQUASH SQUASH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUASH SQUISH KACHUNK GAH! Jon's butter expires at midnight!
25 January 2015
Okay... There's a reason for everything... WHY did I wake up?
26 January 2015
I have roller skates! I have claws!
27 January 2015
Okay, Odie. We'll make a snowman. Hmm...but there's not much snow... -
28 January 2015
My uncle Roscoe was very wise. He'd say, "You have to accept people, warts and all". He had this gigantic. Stop right there!
29 January 2015
Cat Mania! Catch it!
30 January 2015
Liz, I'm sick. could you rub my shoulders and say "poor baby"? Was that a chortle?! Laughter is the best medicine.
31 January 2015