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Garfield

...and I lived happily ever after! The End The best books are the ones you write yourself.

1 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

SMOOOOCH! I was just kissing Liz good night. Thanks for the clarification. Sounded like someone unclogging a toilet.

2 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Here, kitty. Here, Kitty. HERE, KITTY, KITTY! HEY, CAT!! He hears you.

3 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

* ping Feed me :-) :-) :-) It's not even close to dinnertime. Forget it. But I'm hungry. Feed me. :-( :-( I said no, and that's FINAL. Feed me NOW 8-0 I save that one for just such occasions.

4 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

The world is passing me by. Though not without some effort.

5 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Storms were dangerous on the farm. They spook the herd. Ever been in a chicken stampede? I'm going to have nightmares.

6 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

BONK! Apple? No, thanks. They give me a headache.

7 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Fun follows me wherever I go. Hurry up!

8 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Let's discuss our feelings. I'm hungry. Try again. I'm sleepy. Try again. Choose one, lady, I only have two feelings.

9 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Today's subject... "Cats: Why are they such losers?" Let's ask the experts... Arf! Oh, THAT panel isn't very biased.

10 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

click ...do you own a cat? Yes. ...does it have zero respect for you? Does it consider you its personal slave? Yes...yes... ...does it take you for granted? Does it walk all over you? Does it treat you like dirt? Yes! Yes! Yes! ...anddo you love your cat?

11 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

I should slow doen and take it easy. Maybe later.

12 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

YAWN! Uh-oh...my jaw locked! Guess what happened to me! How should I know?!

13 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

You're shedding cat hair on the lawn. Some call it cat hair. I call it mulch.

14 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

People are superior to cats. Okay, and why is that? Because...uh, because... Yes? Because WE are taller than you. WE are as tall as we want to be.

15 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

...and that's how I spent my day. How did you spend YOUR day? Listening to YOU talk about YOUR day. I knew that I was going to regret it the second I said it.

16 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

I am the king of cats. I guess dweebs need a king, too.

17 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

schlurp mmmmmmmm Pumpkin spice latte. mmmmmmmmmmm

18 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

I declare today a holiday! Z

19 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Check me out! Thought I'd give the world a thrill.

20 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

If only I could travel back through time. I wouldn't be stuck here... Without a snack.

21 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Watermelon slices make tasty treats. And the rinds make lovely hats. And gluing the seeds to your eyebrows tells people that you are a fun personage! Craft people are strange.

22 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

glug glug glug Someone's been in the refrigerator. Are you drinking ketchup? Shouldn't you be shopping?

23 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Halt! Who goes there?! HALT, I SAY! I need a bigger badge.

24 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Sigh I love fall... It's so peaceful.

25 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

News flash! Space aliens have landed! They have taken over the earth! And they really don't like cats. I hate mondays.

26 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Count Dracula? I thought you were dead! I was, but I'm feeling much better now... Now that I'm taking these new chewable vitamins! Product endordement.

27 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

The monster uses his incredible strength! RRRRR! But he still can't get that jar open. Monsters love pickles.

28 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

I've DONE IT, Igor! Done what, Master?! I've transplanted the brain of a cat into an elephant! Do you realize what this means?! You're gonna need a bigger litter box.

29 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

Trevor? Yes, babs? We need to talk. YAAHH! ...about US. YAH! YAH! YAAAAHHH!! Bachelor horror theater.

30 October 2015
 


 
Garfield

I am a ghost cat! And I am here to haunt your house! Z Spooky...

31 October 2015
 




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