...and I lived happily ever after! - The End - The best books are the ones you write yourself.
1 October 2015
SMOOOOCH! - I was just kissing Liz good night. Thanks for the clarification. - Sounded like someone unclogging a toilet.
2 October 2015
Here, kitty. - Here, Kitty. HERE, KITTY, KITTY! - HEY, CAT!! He hears you.
3 October 2015
* ping - Feed me :-) :-) :-) - It's not even close to dinnertime. Forget it. - But I'm hungry. Feed me. :-( :-( - I said no, and that's FINAL. - Feed me NOW 8-0 - I save that one for just such occasions.
4 October 2015
The world is passing me by. - - Though not without some effort.
5 October 2015
Storms were dangerous on the farm. - They spook the herd. - Ever been in a chicken stampede? I'm going to have nightmares.
6 October 2015
- BONK! - Apple? No, thanks. They give me a headache.
7 October 2015
Fun follows me wherever I go. - Hurry up!
8 October 2015
Let's discuss our feelings. I'm hungry. - Try again. I'm sleepy. - Try again. Choose one, lady, I only have two feelings.
9 October 2015
Today's subject... "Cats: Why are they such losers?" - Let's ask the experts... - Arf! Oh, THAT panel isn't very biased.
10 October 2015
do you love your cat? - - YES! Go make me a sandwich.
11 October 2015
I should slow doen and take it easy. - - Maybe later.
12 October 2015
YAWN! - Uh-oh...my jaw locked! - Guess what happened to me! How should I know?!
13 October 2015
You're shedding cat hair on the lawn. - Some call it cat hair. - I call it mulch.
14 October 2015
People are superior to cats. Okay, and why is that? - Because...uh, because... Yes? - Because WE are taller than you. WE are as tall as we want to be.
15 October 2015
...and that's how I spent my day. - How did you spend YOUR day? Listening to YOU talk about YOUR day. - I knew that I was going to regret it the second I said it.
16 October 2015
I am the king of cats. - - I guess dweebs need a king, too.
17 October 2015
- - schlurp - - - mmmmmmmm - Pumpkin spice latte. mmmmmmmmmmm
18 October 2015
- I declare today a holiday! - Z
19 October 2015
- Check me out! - Thought I'd give the world a thrill.
20 October 2015
If only I could travel back through time. - I wouldn't be stuck here... - Without a snack.
21 October 2015
Watermelon slices make tasty treats. - And the rinds make lovely hats. - And gluing the seeds to your eyebrows tells people that you are a fun personage! Craft people are strange.
22 October 2015
glug glug glug - Someone's been in the refrigerator. - Are you drinking ketchup? Shouldn't you be shopping?
23 October 2015
Halt! Who goes there?! - HALT, I SAY! - I need a bigger badge.
24 October 2015
- - - - Sigh - I love fall... - It's so peaceful.
25 October 2015
News flash! Space aliens have landed! - They have taken over the earth! - And they really don't like cats. I hate mondays.
26 October 2015
Count Dracula? I thought you were dead! - I was, but I'm feeling much better now... - Now that I'm taking these new chewable vitamins! Product endordement.
27 October 2015
The monster uses his incredible strength! - RRRRR! - But he still can't get that jar open. Monsters love pickles.
28 October 2015
I've DONE IT, Igor! Done what, Master?! - I've transplanted the brain of a cat into an elephant! - Do you realize what this means?! You're gonna need a bigger litter box.
29 October 2015
Trevor? Yes, babs? - We need to talk. YAAHH! - ...about US. YAH! YAH! YAAAAHHH!! Bachelor horror theater.
30 October 2015
I am a ghost cat! - And I am here to haunt your house! - Z Spooky...
31 October 2015