1 November 2015
Z You can't sleep more than 24 hours a day, Garfield. I accept that challenge! Z Z
2 November 2015
It's my EXACT double! Can't stop to chat...I'm busy doing good deeds! More like my evil opposite.
3 November 2015
I have a new motto... "What could go wrong?" ...says Jon as his chair collapses.
4 November 2015
Jon has a problem or two. Are knees supposed to bend this way? ...or three.
5 November 2015
BURP! You are crude! I are Garfield!
6 November 2015
Do you think I'll be rich someday? Well, Jon, in this crazy day and age anything could happen... Except that, of course.
7 November 2015
bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz That's just my phone. I have set it on "vibrate". Isn't THAT your phone? bzzzzz zzzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! Aren't you going to answer your bee?
8 November 2015
Z Time to get up. Z TIME TO GET UP! Z E TO T UP!
9 November 2015
* ring ring ring I'm going to take that bell and burn it! This is going on your evaluation!
10 November 2015
11 November 2015
I am a cat of great dignity. BURP And soda.
12 November 2015
Liz is great. Yes, she is. And she likes me. Yes, she does. So, why? I can't explain it either.
13 November 2015
I believe that things happen for a reason. I put mustard on my ice cream! Even if it's a really stupid reason.
14 November 2015
15 November 2015
Cheer up, Garfield. Try thinking happy thoughts. Okay. Slave dogs bearing deep-fried everything... Jon is a genius!
16 November 2015
Meow What's that? You say you're NOT hungry? Nope. That wasn't it.
17 November 2015
No. A thousand times no. It is not wise to loan a newspaper to a dog.
18 November 2015
BURP! Was that thunder?! Pepperoni.
19 November 2015
I'm willing to shar emy feelings. I'm willing to share my popcorn. Already ate it. Great! Now I have to share my feelings! Not with me, pal.
20 November 2015
Lasagna's better anyway...it never flies south for the winter.
21 November 2015
Here, turkey, turkey, turkey... Heeere, turkey, turkey, turkey. Where IS that turkey? HEEEEERE, turkey, turkey, turkey. I owe you big time. Just have the suit dry-cleaned.
22 November 2015
Garfield, getting you up is like eating soup with a fork. Like eating peas with a knife. You're up... I can't sleep through food analogies.
23 November 2015
I demand respect! Have a burger. Close enough.
24 November 2015
Okay, Garfield...fetch! CLONK You have no interest in fetching a stick, do you? Stick, no. Pizza, yes.
25 November 2015
See food. Eat food. Life really isn't that complicated.
26 November 2015
What would hapen... If I tried to be a failure... And failed? We'd be rich!
27 November 2015
In quiet moments my mind goes to another place. A happy place. Not the Polka Palace. The Polka Palace!
28 November 2015
VROOOOOOOM SCREEEEECH! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! POW! POW! AAAGH! BOOOOOM!!! Can we watch MY show for a while? Sure! click Oh, my dearest... SNOOORRE
29 November 2015
I'm a man of few words. Still too many.
30 November 2015