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Garfield

** DING-DONG Hi! Our car broke down in the storm...could we spend the night here? But uv courze, pleeze come een. I'm Cindy, and this is Tiffany! And you can call me "Count". What do you do, Mr. Count?! I'm a...veb designer, and you? -We're prof

1 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Z You can't sleep more than 24 hours a day, Garfield. I accept that challenge! Z Z

2 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

It's my EXACT double! Can't stop to chat...I'm busy doing good deeds! More like my evil opposite.

3 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

I have a new motto... "What could go wrong?" ...says Jon as his chair collapses.

4 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Jon has a problem or two. Are knees supposed to bend this way? ...or three.

5 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

BURP! You are crude! I are Garfield!

6 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Do you think I'll be rich someday? Well, Jon, in this crazy day and age anything could happen... Except that, of course.

7 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz That's just my phone. I have set it on "vibrate". Isn't THAT your phone? bzzzzz zzzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! Aren't you going to answer your bee?

8 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Z Time to get up. Z TIME TO GET UP! Z E TO T UP!

9 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

* ring ring ring I'm going to take that bell and burn it! This is going on your evaluation!

10 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

11 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

I am a cat of great dignity. BURP And soda.

12 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Liz is great. Yes, she is. And she likes me. Yes, she does. So, why? I can't explain it either.

13 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

I believe that things happen for a reason. I put mustard on my ice cream! Even if it's a really stupid reason.

14 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Wow. It hasn't been this dull around here in a long time. Remember how it used to be? It was dull around here 24/7. We'd sit around for so long our legs would go numb! Only Jon could get nostalgic about boredon. And you, crawlingafter the ice cream truck

15 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Cheer up, Garfield. Try thinking happy thoughts. Okay. Slave dogs bearing deep-fried everything... Jon is a genius!

16 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Meow What's that? You say you're NOT hungry? Nope. That wasn't it.

17 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

No. A thousand times no. It is not wise to loan a newspaper to a dog.

18 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

BURP! Was that thunder?! Pepperoni.

19 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

I'm willing to shar emy feelings. I'm willing to share my popcorn. Already ate it. Great! Now I have to share my feelings! Not with me, pal.

20 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Lasagna's better anyway...it never flies south for the winter.

21 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Here, turkey, turkey, turkey... Heeere, turkey, turkey, turkey. Where IS that turkey? HEEEEERE, turkey, turkey, turkey. I owe you big time. Just have the suit dry-cleaned.

22 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, getting you up is like eating soup with a fork. Like eating peas with a knife. You're up... I can't sleep through food analogies.

23 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

I demand respect! Have a burger. Close enough.

24 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield...fetch! CLONK You have no interest in fetching a stick, do you? Stick, no. Pizza, yes.

25 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

See food. Eat food. Life really isn't that complicated.

26 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

What would hapen... If I tried to be a failure... And failed? We'd be rich!

27 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

In quiet moments my mind goes to another place. A happy place. Not the Polka Palace. The Polka Palace!

28 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

VROOOOOOOM SCREEEEECH! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! POW! POW! AAAGH! BOOOOOM!!! Can we watch MY show for a while? Sure! click Oh, my dearest... SNOOORRE

29 November 2015
 


 
Garfield

I'm a man of few words. Still too many.

30 November 2015
 




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