** DING-DONG - Hi! Our car broke down in the storm...could we spend the night here? But uv courze, pleeze come een. - I'm Cindy, and this is Tiffany! And you can call me "Count". - What do you do, Mr. Count?! I'm a...veb designer, and you? -
1 November 2015
Z - You can't sleep more than 24 hours a day, Garfield. I accept that challenge! - Z Z
2 November 2015
It's my EXACT double! - Can't stop to chat...I'm busy doing good deeds! - More like my evil opposite.
3 November 2015
I have a new motto... - "What could go wrong?" - ...says Jon as his chair collapses.
4 November 2015
Jon has a problem or two. - Are knees supposed to bend this way? - ...or three.
5 November 2015
BURP! - You are crude! - I are Garfield!
6 November 2015
Do you think I'll be rich someday? - Well, Jon, in this crazy day and age anything could happen... - Except that, of course.
7 November 2015
bzzzzz - bzzzzz - bzzzzz That's just my phone. I have set it on "vibrate". - Isn't THAT your phone? - bzzzzz - zzzzz zzzz ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ - YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH! Aren't you going to answer your bee?
8 November 2015
Z Time to get up. - Z TIME TO GET UP! - Z E TO T UP!
9 November 2015
* ring ring ring - I'm going to take that bell and burn it! - This is going on your evaluation!
10 November 2015
11 November 2015
I am a cat of great dignity. - BURP - And soda.
12 November 2015
Liz is great. Yes, she is. - And she likes me. Yes, she does. - So, why? I can't explain it either.
13 November 2015
I believe that things happen for a reason. - I put mustard on my ice cream! - Even if it's a really stupid reason.
14 November 2015
- Wow. - It hasn't been this dull around here in a long time. - Remember how it used to be? - It was dull around here 24/7. - We'd sit around for so long our legs would go numb! - Only Jon could get nostalgic about boredon. And you, crawling
15 November 2015
Cheer up, Garfield. Try thinking happy thoughts. Okay. - Slave dogs bearing deep-fried everything... - Jon is a genius!
16 November 2015
Meow - What's that? You say you're NOT hungry? - Nope. That wasn't it.
17 November 2015
No. - A thousand times no. - It is not wise to loan a newspaper to a dog.
18 November 2015
- BURP! - Was that thunder?! Pepperoni.
19 November 2015
I'm willing to shar emy feelings. I'm willing to share my popcorn. - Already ate it. - Great! Now I have to share my feelings! Not with me, pal.
20 November 2015
- - Lasagna's better anyway...it never flies south for the winter.
21 November 2015
- Here, turkey, turkey, turkey... - Heeere, turkey, turkey, turkey. - Where IS that turkey? - HEEEEERE, turkey, turkey, turkey. - - I owe you big time. Just have the suit dry-cleaned.
22 November 2015
Garfield, getting you up is like eating soup with a fork. - Like eating peas with a knife. - You're up... I can't sleep through food analogies.
23 November 2015
I demand respect! - Have a burger. - Close enough.
24 November 2015
Okay, Garfield...fetch! - CLONK - You have no interest in fetching a stick, do you? Stick, no. Pizza, yes.
25 November 2015
See food. - Eat food. - Life really isn't that complicated.
26 November 2015
What would hapen... - If I tried to be a failure... - And failed? We'd be rich!
27 November 2015
In quiet moments my mind goes to another place. - A happy place. Not the Polka Palace. The Polka Palace!
28 November 2015
VROOOOOOOM - SCREEEEECH! - KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! KA-CHOW! - POW! POW! AAAGH! - BOOOOOM!!! - Can we watch MY show for a while? Sure! click - Oh, my dearest... SNOOORRE
29 November 2015
- - I'm a man of few words. Still too many.
30 November 2015