I'm going to adopt a more positive attitude toward life. In spite of you. I accept that challenge.
1 December 2015
Welcome to Garfield's Science Fiction Theater! How long do I have to wear these? For 26 episodes, or until I stop thinking it's funny.
2 December 2015
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Run, everyone! Rats... Bigfoot can never sneak up on anybody.
3 December 2015
I like a guy with a sense of humor. Know anybody like that? No.
4 December 2015
I'm behaving myself today. Whoa... It's a lot like just sitting here.
5 December 2015
Dear Santa, I have been good all year. Please bring me lots of presents. Love, Garfield send Sometimes you just nail it on the first draft!
6 December 2015
It's time to decorate the tree! Woo-hoo! I'll help! Too much cat hair. Is that possible?
7 December 2015
I remember christmases back on the farm. Sigh... Ever flock an udder? Not on purpose.
8 December 2015
Tonight's yuletide nightmare? Yup-per. I'm the christmas carol that's stuck in your head. And you? I'm the fruitcake that's stuck in your teeth.
9 December 2015
You must be tonight's christmas nightmare. Correctamundo I am tech support for your new electronic gift. That doesn't sound so bad. Your current wait time is 432 minutes.
10 December 2015
Are you tonight's christmas nightmare? Oh, boy, am I ever! I'm Santa's naughty list! Am *I* on you? Does an elf eat candy canes for breakfast?
11 December 2015
Ho! Ho! Ho! Spider Claus knows if you've been good or bad! SCHWACK Okay, now I'd call that "bad".
12 December 2015
Sigh What's wrong, Jon? I just never know what to get you for christmas, Liz. Oh, Jon, it's sweet of you to worry, but I'm sure I'll love ANYTHING you get me. Really? Really. One socket wrench set... Make it earrings.
13 December 2015
Garfield Garfield I guess you CAN wrap a hug.
14 December 2015
Garfield! Garrr-field! BURRRP Garfield, are you in there? Ain't nobody here but us winky lights.
15 December 2015
Why is Garfield in my christmas tree, Liz? Lots of cats do that, Jon...they like bright, shiny things. And the signal is better up here.
16 December 2015
The smell of these freshly baked cookies will get Garfield out of the christmas tree. ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP -
17 December 2015
So what are you getting me for Christmas, Odie? ...a bone? Don't look at me...I didn't tell her!
18 December 2015
On christmas eve, Spider Claus will fly around the world in his sleigh... Pulled by six tiny gnats, and a team leader with a bright red light! Rudolph? No, a lightning bug named Blinky.
19 December 2015
Z Good evening! I'm tonight's christmas nightmare! You know those presents that you have to put together? Yeah. Well, *I'M* the one bolt that's always missing from the hardware packet! BWAH-HA! HA! HA! HAAAAHHHHHH!! And what areyou? The assembly instructi
20 December 2015
This shouldn't take long. FIVE MINUTES LATER: Help. Smile for the Internet.
21 December 2015
slam! Well THAT was a bust. I got a ticket for disturbing the heavenly peace. I TOLD you not to go caroling.
22 December 2015
We're excited about christmas! You two are just silly! -
23 December 2015
Tonight I WILL wait up for Santa... This is the year I'm FINALLY gonna catch him i the act! Z click
24 December 2015
My christmas wish is for peace on earth. That's really beautiful, Jon. I wonder what Garfield's wish would be. For it to rain donuts!
25 December 2015
Well, christmas is over... Time to put away this sweater. blink blink blink I'll get the shovel. blink blink
26 December 2015
Would you boys like a nibble? No, no...we're fine, thanks. * ding-dong! GNASH BITE URP SNARF GULP CHOMP GRRRR
27 December 2015
That was a great vacation. I can't believe it's over already. Oh well, back to the old grind.
28 December 2015
Fellow fleas, our travels are over! We have journeyed this vast cat. And we will settle here! I hope their crops fail.
29 December 2015
Nothing but hopelessness and despair lies before me. And now it's behind me.
30 December 2015
I didn't go shopping, Garfield. We're having leftovers tonight. What year do you prefer? I'm rather fond of 1978.
31 December 2015