I'm going to adopt a more positive attitude toward life. - - In spite of you. I accept that challenge.
1 December 2015
Welcome to Garfield's Science Fiction Theater! - How long do I have to wear these? - For 26 episodes, or until I stop thinking it's funny.
2 December 2015
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! - Run, everyone! - Rats... Bigfoot can never sneak up on anybody.
3 December 2015
I like a guy with a sense of humor. - - Know anybody like that? No.
4 December 2015
I'm behaving myself today. - Whoa... - It's a lot like just sitting here.
5 December 2015
- Dear Santa, - - I have been good all year. Please bring me lots of presents. Love, Garfield - - send - Sometimes you just nail it on the first draft!
6 December 2015
It's time to decorate the tree! Woo-hoo! - I'll help! - Too much cat hair. Is that possible?
7 December 2015
I remember christmases back on the farm. - Sigh... - Ever flock an udder? Not on purpose.
8 December 2015
Tonight's yuletide nightmare? Yup-per. I'm the christmas carol that's stuck in your head. - - And you? I'm the fruitcake that's stuck in your teeth.
9 December 2015
You must be tonight's christmas nightmare. Correctamundo - I am tech support for your new electronic gift. - That doesn't sound so bad. Your current wait time is 432 minutes.
10 December 2015
Are you tonight's christmas nightmare? Oh, boy, am I ever! - I'm Santa's naughty list! - Am *I* on you? Does an elf eat candy canes for breakfast?
11 December 2015
Ho! Ho! Ho! Spider Claus knows if you've been good or bad! - SCHWACK - Okay, now I'd call that "bad".
12 December 2015
- Sigh What's wrong, Jon? - I just never know what to get you for christmas, Liz. - Oh, Jon, it's sweet of you to worry, but I'm sure I'll love ANYTHING you get me. - Really? Really. - - One socket wrench set... Make it earrings.
13 December 2015
Garfield - Garfield - I guess you CAN wrap a hug.
14 December 2015
Garfield! Garrr-field! - BURRRP - Garfield, are you in there? Ain't nobody here but us winky lights.
15 December 2015
Why is Garfield in my christmas tree, Liz? - Lots of cats do that, Jon...they like bright, shiny things. - And the signal is better up here.
16 December 2015
The smell of these freshly baked cookies will get Garfield out of the christmas tree. - ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP ka-THUMP -
17 December 2015
So what are you getting me for Christmas, Odie? - ...a bone? - Don't look at me...I didn't tell her!
18 December 2015
On christmas eve, Spider Claus will fly around the world in his sleigh... - Pulled by six tiny gnats, and a team leader with a bright red light! - Rudolph? No, a lightning bug named Blinky.
19 December 2015
Z - Good evening! I'm tonight's christmas nightmare! - You know those presents that you have to put together? Yeah. - Well, *I'M* the one bolt that's always missing from the hardware packet! - BWAH-HA! HA! HA! HAAAAHHHHHH!! - - And what are
20 December 2015
This shouldn't take long. - FIVE MINUTES LATER: - Help. Smile for the Internet.
21 December 2015
slam! - Well THAT was a bust. - I got a ticket for disturbing the heavenly peace. I TOLD you not to go caroling.
22 December 2015
We're excited about christmas! You two are just silly! - -
23 December 2015
Tonight I WILL wait up for Santa... - This is the year I'm FINALLY gonna catch him i the act! - Z click
24 December 2015
My christmas wish is for peace on earth. - That's really beautiful, Jon. - I wonder what Garfield's wish would be. For it to rain donuts!
25 December 2015
Well, christmas is over... - Time to put away this sweater. blink blink blink - I'll get the shovel. blink blink
26 December 2015
- - - - Would you boys like a nibble? No, no...we're fine, thanks. - * ding-dong! - GNASH BITE URP SNARF GULP CHOMP GRRRR
27 December 2015
That was a great vacation. - I can't believe it's over already. - Oh well, back to the old grind.
28 December 2015
Fellow fleas, our travels are over! - We have journeyed this vast cat. - And we will settle here! I hope their crops fail.
29 December 2015
Nothing but hopelessness and despair lies before me. - - And now it's behind me.
30 December 2015
I didn't go shopping, Garfield. - We're having leftovers tonight. - What year do you prefer? I'm rather fond of 1978.
31 December 2015