* fwee Sigh pant pant - * fwee Sigh pant pant - * fwee Sigh pant pant - * fwee Sigh pant pant - * fwee Sigh pant pant - ENOUGH WITH THE SIGHING AND PANTING! AT LEAST OUR NOSES DON'T WHISTLE! BARK! - * fwee The cabin fever is turning ugly.
1 February 2015
Cheer up, Garfield. - That's better! - Now what?
2 February 2015
My new year's resolution is to lose weight. - You? Lose WEIGHT?! Yeah... - I'm gettin' a real fly gut.
3 February 2015
Next! - BARK! - This express line is a time-saver.
4 February 2015
You know, Jon, Garfield is almost like your child. - Feed me, daddy! - I wish you wouldn't give him ideas. Wah!
5 February 2015
For my first trick... - I will do the impossible. - This cat will fetch this ball. That's a puppet!
6 February 2015
I'm depressed. - - ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME WORSE?!
7 February 2015
Oh, great... - Just great...I've been sitting here so long, I'm frozen to the fence. - Garfield, what are you doing out here? I'm frozen to the fence. - You shouldn't be sitting outside in the cold like this. I'm frozen to the fence. - Why
8 February 2015
Sometimes dreams do come true. - - You dream about stumbling aimlessly through a meaningless existence?
9 February 2015
Sometimes a man has to make tough decisions. - - I wonder what that's like. To be a man?
10 February 2015
- Your staring at me doesn't bother me. - How about now? Okay, that's a little creepy.
11 February 2015
Odie has no idea what's going on. - What IS going on?
12 February 2015
What pretty snow...it looks like powdered sugar falling on french toast. - - Don't wait up.
13 February 2015
I think I'll go powder my nose. - You're not going to leave, are you? Why would I do that? - My date's coming back. More water, Romeo?
14 February 2015
- - - - - YAAAH! This really needs to stop. You're stifling my creativity!
15 February 2015
You look bored. - I'm not bored... - I have an image to maintain.
16 February 2015
How's it goin' tonight, folks? Feelin' good? - Oh, things could be going better. I have this pain in my neck. So do I! No kidding? Yeah, curled up under the sofa all night. I hear you, girl. What do you do for that? Oh, I just... - That was a
17 February 2015
YAWN! - YAWN! - Nothing to do? Did it.
18 February 2015
I strained a muscle today. - Wow! - You have a muscle?
19 February 2015
I think I'll do something rugged and manly. Like what? - Mow the lawn with my shirt off! - I'm stuck! Now's your chance to make a run for it.
20 February 2015
I wonder if it's possible for you to be even lazier. - I could be... - But you'd have to do it for me.
21 February 2015
MEOW - MEOW - Robots will never replace cats. - They could never do the things we do. - Z - Z - The technology is more advanced than I thought! Z
22 February 2015
Kids... - Don't let this happen to you. - That was an insult? No. That was a public service announcement.
23 February 2015
I'm going to go on a diet. - - A really lousy one!
24 February 2015
Cats can tell what you're thinking. - - Assuming you are.
25 February 2015
FRESH FISH - - You smell like you've been rolling around in a dumpster behind a fish store. Jealous...
26 February 2015
When I'm in one of my crazy moods, ANYTHING can happen! - - Or not!
27 February 2015
Z - The day is half over! - And so is my nap!
28 February 2015