* fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant * fwee Sigh pant pant ENOUGH WITH THE SIGHING AND PANTING! AT LEAST OUR NOSES DON'T WHISTLE! BARK! * fwee The cabin fever is turning ugly.pant pant
1 February 2015
Cheer up, Garfield. That's better! Now what?
2 February 2015
My new year's resolution is to lose weight. You? Lose WEIGHT?! Yeah... I'm gettin' a real fly gut.I'm taking a test, Garfield. "What is your maturity level?! Where are my crayons? That's an automatic ten-point deduction.
3 February 2015
Next! BARK! This express line is a time-saver.
4 February 2015
You know, Jon, Garfield is almost like your child. Feed me, daddy! I wish you wouldn't give him ideas. Wah!
5 February 2015
For my first trick... I will do the impossible. This cat will fetch this ball. That's a puppet!
6 February 2015
I'm depressed. ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME WORSE?!
7 February 2015
Oh, great... Just great...I've been sitting here so long, I'm frozen to the fence. Garfield, what are you doing out here? I'm frozen to the fence. You shouldn't be sitting outside in the cold like this. I'm frozen to the fence. Whydon't you come inside? I
8 February 2015
Sometimes dreams do come true. You dream about stumbling aimlessly through a meaningless existence?
9 February 2015
Sometimes a man has to make tough decisions. I wonder what that's like. To be a man?
10 February 2015
Your staring at me doesn't bother me. How about now? Okay, that's a little creepy.
11 February 2015
Odie has no idea what's going on. What IS going on?
12 February 2015
What pretty snow...it looks like powdered sugar falling on french toast. Don't wait up.
13 February 2015
I think I'll go powder my nose. You're not going to leave, are you? Why would I do that? My date's coming back. More water, Romeo?
14 February 2015
YAAAH! This really needs to stop. You're stifling my creativity!
15 February 2015
You look bored. I'm not bored... I have an image to maintain.
16 February 2015
How's it goin' tonight, folks? Feelin' good? Oh, things could be going better. I have this pain in my neck. So do I! No kidding? Yeah, curled up under the sofa all night. I hear you, girl. What do you do for that? Oh, I just... That was arhetorical questi
17 February 2015
YAWN! YAWN! Nothing to do? Did it.
18 February 2015
I strained a muscle today. Wow! You have a muscle?
19 February 2015
I think I'll do something rugged and manly. Like what? Mow the lawn with my shirt off! I'm stuck! Now's your chance to make a run for it.
20 February 2015
I wonder if it's possible for you to be even lazier. I could be... But you'd have to do it for me.
21 February 2015
MEOW MEOW Robots will never replace cats. They could never do the things we do. Z Z The technology is more advanced than I thought! Z
22 February 2015
Kids... Don't let this happen to you. That was an insult? No. That was a public service announcement.
23 February 2015
I'm going to go on a diet. A really lousy one!
24 February 2015
Cats can tell what you're thinking. Assuming you are.
25 February 2015
FRESH FISH You smell like you've been rolling around in a dumpster behind a fish store. Jealous...
26 February 2015
When I'm in one of my crazy moods, ANYTHING can happen! Or not!
27 February 2015
Z The day is half over! And so is my nap!
28 February 2015