1 March 2015
I will not be bothered by today, starting now - - Okay, starting NOW.
2 March 2015
BEWARE OFINVISIBLE DOG - Who do they think they're fooling with THAT... - BLAT!
3 March 2015
CAT NEWS - Whoa! - There's an awful lot not going on.
4 March 2015
5 March 2015
Let's do something exciting! - We could try to give Garfield a bath! - You could TRY. Maybe not THAT exciting.
6 March 2015
I'm not afraid of the cat's rolled-up newspaper! - I say ATTACK! - He has a phone book. I say REGROUP!
7 March 2015
- - - - * - - GAAAAH
8 March 2015
Yawn! - YAWN! - Why must you outdo me at everything? Because I can.
9 March 2015
I could climb this tree. - But then I'd just fall out of it. - Might as well just skip to the end.
10 March 2015
Go away, Odie. You bother me. - - I guess I asked for that...
11 March 2015
Mom, I have to go now. - I really do have to go... - Oh, all right. I'll talk to the cow. Jon, you know how the cow drones on...
12 March 2015
What would I do if Liz ever dumped me? - Hmmm... - You look like a crier.
13 March 2015
You should watch less television. - Okay. - What channel is that on?
14 March 2015
in himself, but too dense to do anything right.
15 March 2015
Good night, Garfield. Good night, Jon. - I'll attempt to, but fail to, wake you in the morning. And I'll attempt to, and succeed at, sleeping in. - I love routine.
16 March 2015
DO *NOT* BEWARE OF DOG - LET'S BE FRIENDS - RUB MY TUMMY
17 March 2015
** I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. ** - * I'm the best, best, best, best, best. * - My theme song.
18 March 2015
Good day for... - - I'm going to go with "nothing".
19 March 2015
- Aren't you going to ask me about my day? - So, how was your day, as if I care? Try again.
20 March 2015
How about "sorry"? - Or "oops"? - I'm trying to think of words for Jon to live by.
21 March 2015
Sigh... - Sigh... What's wrong, Jon? - I was going to do my annual dance to spring... - But I can't find my daisy costume ANYwhere! - Oh, well... - Did you bury it deep? Way deep. - Time for plan B! Well, go dig it back up. On my way!
22 March 2015
Life is good, Garfield. - There's nothing I want. - And you got it.
23 March 2015
Welcome to "Stupid Mime Theater" - - Uh...line?
24 March 2015
BARK! - Whoa! That was PERFECT! - When it comes to barking, it's QUANTITY, not quality, you know!
25 March 2015
- - Do you not see that mouse?! Do you not know that it's impolite to point?!
26 March 2015
The health department came today. - We can only serve water. - But not in our glasses. Not a straw long enough...
27 March 2015
I'm back! You may proceed to tell me how much you missed me! - - Uh-oh, my hearing has failed!
28 March 2015
- - - ** zzzzzzzzzzzzz - zzzzzzzz - - What happened?! March suckered me again.
29 March 2015
The vacuum cleaner has worn out. - - I win!
30 March 2015
Check out the new phone, Garfield. - It texts...it e-mails... - Press this and two little arms come out and juggle. NOW I'm impressed.
31 March 2015