1 March 2015
I will not be bothered by today, starting now Okay, starting NOW.
2 March 2015
BEWARE OFINVISIBLE DOG Who do they think they're fooling with THAT... BLAT!
3 March 2015
CAT NEWS Whoa! There's an awful lot not going on.
4 March 2015
5 March 2015
Let's do something exciting! We could try to give Garfield a bath! You could TRY. Maybe not THAT exciting.
6 March 2015
I'm not afraid of the cat's rolled-up newspaper! I say ATTACK! He has a phone book. I say REGROUP!
7 March 2015
8 March 2015
Yawn! YAWN! Why must you outdo me at everything? Because I can.
9 March 2015
I could climb this tree. But then I'd just fall out of it. Might as well just skip to the end.
10 March 2015
Go away, Odie. You bother me. I guess I asked for that...
11 March 2015
Mom, I have to go now. I really do have to go... Oh, all right. I'll talk to the cow. Jon, you know how the cow drones on...
12 March 2015
What would I do if Liz ever dumped me? Hmmm... You look like a crier.
13 March 2015
What could be better than being a cat? Being a cat with ice cream!You should watch less television. Okay. What channel is that on?
14 March 2015
15 March 2015
Good night, Garfield. Good night, Jon. I'll attempt to, but fail to, wake you in the morning. And I'll attempt to, and succeed at, sleeping in. I love routine.
16 March 2015
DO *NOT* BEWARE OF DOG LET'S BE FRIENDS RUB MY TUMMY
17 March 2015
** I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. ** * I'm the best, best, best, best, best. * My theme song.
18 March 2015
Good day for... I'm going to go with "nothing".
19 March 2015
Aren't you going to ask me about my day? So, how was your day, as if I care? Try again.
20 March 2015
How about "sorry"? Or "oops"? I'm trying to think of words for Jon to live by.
21 March 2015
Sigh... Sigh... What's wrong, Jon? I was going to do my annual dance to spring... But I can't find my daisy costume ANYwhere! Oh, well... Did you bury it deep? Way deep. Time for plan B! Well, go dig it back up. On my way!
22 March 2015
Life is good, Garfield. There's nothing I want. And you got it.
23 March 2015
Welcome to "Stupid Mime Theater" Uh...line?
24 March 2015
BARK! Whoa! That was PERFECT! When it comes to barking, it's QUANTITY, not quality, you know!
25 March 2015
Do you not see that mouse?! Do you not know that it's impolite to point?!
26 March 2015
The health department came today. We can only serve water. But not in our glasses. Not a straw long enough...
27 March 2015
I'm back! You may proceed to tell me how much you missed me! Uh-oh, my hearing has failed!
28 March 2015
** zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz What happened?! March suckered me again.
29 March 2015
The vacuum cleaner has worn out. I win!
30 March 2015
Check out the new phone, Garfield. It texts...it e-mails... Press this and two little arms come out and juggle. NOW I'm impressed.
31 March 2015