Why don't we dress Garfield up in a cute outfit and take his picture? - Yes, Jon, Why don't you do that again? - That might not be wise. Experience is a dear teacher.
1 May 2015
How many mice are in there? Let's see... - 4,732. - Where's everybody else?
2 May 2015
* Mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-yowwww - * ROWRRR OWRRRR NYORRR YOWRRR - mew - FFT! FFT! FFFFT! HIIISSSSS! - PURRRRRRRRRRRRR - BURRRRP! - What was THAT? His greatest hits medley.
3 May 2015
I don't plan to move. - ...ever. - Who wants a brownie?
4 May 2015
I've been reading that book Liz gave me. - Then my brain started to hurt. I'll get the antidote! - Now it's kind of numb. Here! Comics! Read! Read!
5 May 2015
Echo Point - - Meow? You're guessing!
6 May 2015
Darn! snap! - I forgot to go jogging this morning! - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
7 May 2015
Liz is arriving. - And Jon is rushing to embrace her! - THUD Perhaps he should have waited until her car stopped moving.
8 May 2015
What a great day! - I an one with nature... - and the peanut butter sandwich.
9 May 2015
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10 May 2015
Allow me to give you a tour of my world... - - This is my paw.
11 May 2015
I'm a wild man. - - Grr Eek
12 May 2015
- Bark! - Everything today is "rush, rush, rush".
13 May 2015
14 May 2015
- May I have my book, please? Sure. - Just don't ask for the ice cream.
15 May 2015
I was just feeding the pigeons in the park. - How thoughtful! He's fattening them up for me!
16 May 2015
NEXT! - tappity tappity tappity tappity - * MEOW YOWRR * ROWR ROWR - * YOWWWWRR! - squeak - JUdGES - How'd the talent show go?
17 May 2015
I'm a problem solver. - Yup... - But first I have to cause a few.
18 May 2015
- HACK! - Living room? That's for me to know, and you to find out.
19 May 2015
Remember the time you chased your tail? - And you CAUGHT it? - And then you beat it up?
20 May 2015
Heroic Cat rescues little boy! - I could do that. - For the right amount of tuna.
21 May 2015
Where's Jon? I don't know. - I can stand in for him if you like... - Just give me a moment to think of something stupid to say.
22 May 2015
- - Is that a cookie crumb on your shirt?? I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST COOKIE! I SWEAR!
23 May 2015
Kindergarten - Grade 1 - Grade 3 - Grade 5 - Grade 7 - Grade 9 - That's when I hit my growth spurt. Right when they were taking the picture?
24 May 2015
I'm a little sleepy. A little speely? A LITTLE sleepy? - You're not even trying, Jon! - I'm asleep even when I'm awake!
25 May 2015
A thunderstorm is headed this way. - - Just like on the weather map.
26 May 2015
Bark That's it? - That's it. Whoa... - Am I becoming less annoying to dogs?
27 May 2015
I have solved the mystery of who ate all the peanuts! - But what about the murder? - Oh...that... Nice going, Inspector Low-Hanging Fruit.
28 May 2015
I need a hug. - No, that isn't it. - I need ice cream!
29 May 2015
Most mistakes are unfortunate. - - However, some of them are pretty funny.
30 May 2015
Watch me...waaaaatch meeeee - Sleepy...sleepy...you are getting SLEEEEEEPY... - You are under my power and will OBEY me... - Now, cluck like a chicken! - WHACK - How stupid does he think I AM? - Oh...morning, Jon. Buck buck buck
31 May 2015