Why don't we dress Garfield up in a cute outfit and take his picture? Yes, Jon, Why don't you do that again? That might not be wise. Experience is a dear teacher.
1 May 2015
How many mice are in there? Let's see... 4,732. Where's everybody else?
2 May 2015
* Mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-yowwww * ROWRRR OWRRRR NYORRR YOWRRR mew FFT! FFT! FFFFT! HIIISSSSS! PURRRRRRRRRRRRR BURRRRP! What was THAT? His greatest hits medley.
3 May 2015
I don't plan to move. ...ever. Who wants a brownie?
4 May 2015
I've been reading that book Liz gave me. Then my brain started to hurt. I'll get the antidote! Now it's kind of numb. Here! Comics! Read! Read!
5 May 2015
Echo Point Meow? You're guessing!
6 May 2015
Darn! snap! I forgot to go jogging this morning! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
7 May 2015
Liz is arriving. And Jon is rushing to embrace her! THUD Perhaps he should have waited until her car stopped moving.
8 May 2015
What a great day! I an one with nature... and the peanut butter sandwich.
9 May 2015
10 May 2015
Allow me to give you a tour of my world... This is my paw.
11 May 2015
I'm a wild man. Grr Eek
12 May 2015
Bark! Everything today is "rush, rush, rush".
13 May 2015
14 May 2015
May I have my book, please? Sure. Just don't ask for the ice cream.
15 May 2015
I was just feeding the pigeons in the park. How thoughtful! He's fattening them up for me!
16 May 2015
NEXT! tappity tappity tappity tappity * MEOW YOWRR * ROWR ROWR * YOWWWWRR! squeak JUdGES How'd the talent show go?
17 May 2015
I'm a problem solver. Yup... But first I have to cause a few.
18 May 2015
HACK! Living room? That's for me to know, and you to find out.
19 May 2015
Remember the time you chased your tail? And you CAUGHT it? And then you beat it up?
20 May 2015
Heroic Cat rescues little boy! I could do that. For the right amount of tuna.
21 May 2015
Where's Jon? I don't know. I can stand in for him if you like... Just give me a moment to think of something stupid to say.
22 May 2015
Is that a cookie crumb on your shirt?? I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST COOKIE! I SWEAR!
23 May 2015
Kindergarten Grade 1 Grade 3 Grade 5 Grade 7 Grade 9 That's when I hit my growth spurt. Right when they were taking the picture?
24 May 2015
I'm a little sleepy. A little speely? A LITTLE sleepy? You're not even trying, Jon! I'm asleep even when I'm awake!
25 May 2015
A thunderstorm is headed this way. Just like on the weather map.
26 May 2015
Bark That's it? That's it. Whoa... Am I becoming less annoying to dogs?
27 May 2015
I have solved the mystery of who ate all the peanuts! But what about the murder? Oh...that... Nice going, Inspector Low-Hanging Fruit.
28 May 2015
I need a hug. No, that isn't it. I need ice cream!
29 May 2015
Most mistakes are unfortunate. However, some of them are pretty funny.
30 May 2015
Watch me...waaaaatch meeeee Sleepy...sleepy...you are getting SLEEEEEEPY... You are under my power and will OBEY me... Now, cluck like a chicken! WHACK How stupid does he think I AM? Oh...morning, Jon. Buck buck buck
31 May 2015