Today I'm just going to concentrate on me. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! I could get used to this!
1 June 2015
Why are the cats the way they are? We don't know. They won't tell us. So stop asking already!
2 June 2015
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Hey! This is where you run in terror! I'll meet you partway. Howzabout I saunter in terror?
3 June 2015
You're attracting quite a crowd. DO something! Sigh This Space For Rentevery sunday.
4 June 2015
We're going for a walk, Garfield, want to come? Nah. I tried that once. It'll never catch on.
5 June 2015
These are troubled times. Troubled indeed... We are LOW on corn chips.
6 June 2015
CLICK Set to Home Scree: tap tap GAAAAHHHH
7 June 2015
Okay...who thinks I'm great? I'll count that as a "maybe".
8 June 2015
Yes, dogs are indeed man's best friend. And cats? They're more like a snobbish neighbor. Peasant!
9 June 2015
Wise Man -> AIIIYEEEEEEEEEE THUD Wise Man v
10 June 2015
* BRIIINNNG! Garfield, you're supposed to use the alarm to get UP You're funny!Don't tell Odie, but sometimes I enjoy being around the little fella. Me and my big thought balloon...
11 June 2015
How's it going? Ah, tuna breath.
12 June 2015
A giant beanstalk! Not a big vegetable fan.
13 June 2015
Okay, Garfield... All we have left in the house is an open bag of flour... A can of french-fried onions and an old potato. I know! I'll make french-fried onion-potato soup! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! I need a large pepperoni. We do this
14 June 2015
I'll be turn a year older soon. I wonder if I'll have the age nightmares again this year. Heeeey! THERE'S the birthday boy! Question answered.
15 June 2015
So, you're my age nightmare for tonight? Yessiree! I'm your lightning-quick reflexes.
16 June 2015
Greetings, Garfield...I'm your age nightmare, the middle-aged gut! You don't scare me! YAAA-AHHH! Amateur.
17 June 2015
Are you tonight's age nightmare? Yeah...I'm yiur youthful optimism. You're not smiling. YOU'RE not youthful.
18 June 2015
How old are you TODAY, Garfiel? None of your business! Wow! THAT old.
19 June 2015
You must be my age nightmare for tonight. That's right. A? What are you supposed to be? My eye chart? No, your ear chart.
20 June 2015
A-one... A-two... hoop! WHUMP! screeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee THUD The table gets higher every year, doesn't it, Garfield? Come closer.
21 June 2015
I can't lie here like this much longer. Two...three weeks, tops.
22 June 2015
YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! THUD! Kids...never text while chasing a squirrel.
23 June 2015
There's a limit to how much I can eat. We're out of food. My point exactly.
24 June 2015
A giant insect is threatening to destroy the planet! We're doomed! Unless... Unless we find a really, really big guy who can step on it! Clever.
25 June 2015
Liz says I'm a good kisser. A VERY good kisser. She syas my lips are HEY! I'M EATING HERE!
26 June 2015
ECHO POINT I don't believe that sign. CLONK! OW! GARFIELD! GARFIELD! I stand corrected.
27 June 2015
tap tap tap tap tap tap Hee hee hee hee. send * ping bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark See translation: tap meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Hee hee hee hee.
28 June 2015
I thought I was out of gum. And then I reached into my pocket, and guess what? I found gum! JUST LIVIN' THE DREAM, AREN'T YOU, ARBUCKLE?!
29 June 2015
Look at Odie. He's so...so Odie-like. At least it's something he's good at.
30 June 2015