Today I'm just going to concentrate on me. - Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! - I could get used to this!
1 June 2015
Why are the cats the way they are? - We don't know. - They won't tell us. So stop asking already!
2 June 2015
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Hey! This is where you run in terror! I'll meet you partway. - Howzabout I saunter in terror?
3 June 2015
You're attracting quite a crowd. - DO something! - Sigh This Space For Rent
4 June 2015
We're going for a walk, Garfield, want to come? Nah. - I tried that once. - It'll never catch on.
5 June 2015
These are troubled times. - Troubled indeed... - We are LOW on corn chips.
6 June 2015
- - CLICK - Set to Home Scree: tap - - tap GAAAAHHHH
7 June 2015
Okay...who thinks I'm great? - - I'll count that as a "maybe".
8 June 2015
Yes, dogs are indeed man's best friend. - And cats? - They're more like a snobbish neighbor. Peasant!
9 June 2015
Wise Man ---> AIIIYEEEEEEEEEE - THUD - Wise Man v
10 June 2015
* BRIIINNNG! - - Garfield, you're supposed to use the alarm to get UP You're funny!
11 June 2015
- How's it going? Ah, tuna breath.
12 June 2015
A giant beanstalk! - - Not a big vegetable fan.
13 June 2015
- Okay, Garfield... - All we have left in the house is an open bag of flour... - A can of french-fried onions and an old potato. - I know! I'll make french-fried onion-potato soup! - WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! - I need a large pepperoni. We do this
14 June 2015
I'll be turn a year older soon. - I wonder if I'll have the age nightmares again this year. - Heeeey! THERE'S the birthday boy! Question answered.
15 June 2015
So, you're my age nightmare for tonight? Yessiree! I'm your - - lightning-quick reflexes.
16 June 2015
Greetings, Garfield...I'm your age nightmare, the middle-aged gut! - You don't scare me! YAAA-AHHH! - Amateur.
17 June 2015
Are you tonight's age nightmare? Yeah...I'm yiur youthful optimism. - You're not smiling. - YOU'RE not youthful.
18 June 2015
How old are you TODAY, Garfiel? None of your business! - Wow! - THAT old.
19 June 2015
You must be my age nightmare for tonight. That's right. A? - What are you supposed to be? My eye chart? - No, your ear chart.
20 June 2015
A-one... A-two... - hoop! - WHUMP! - screeeeeeeeee - eeeeeeeeeeeeee - THUD - The table gets higher every year, doesn't it, Garfield? Come closer.
21 June 2015
I can't lie here like this much longer. - - Two...three weeks, tops.
22 June 2015
YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! - THUD! - Kids...never text while chasing a squirrel.
23 June 2015
There's a limit to how much I can eat. - We're out of food. - My point exactly.
24 June 2015
A giant insect is threatening to destroy the planet! - We're doomed! Unless... - Unless we find a really, really big guy who can step on it! Clever.
25 June 2015
Liz says I'm a good kisser. - A VERY good kisser. - She syas my lips are HEY! I'M EATING HERE!
26 June 2015
ECHO POINT I don't believe that sign. - CLONK! OW! - GARFIELD! GARFIELD! I stand corrected.
27 June 2015
- tap tap tap tap tap tap - Hee hee hee hee. send - * ping - bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark - See translation: tap - meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Hee hee hee hee.
28 June 2015
I thought I was out of gum. - And then I reached into my pocket, and guess what? - I found gum! JUST LIVIN' THE DREAM, AREN'T YOU, ARBUCKLE?!
29 June 2015
Look at Odie. - He's so...so Odie-like. - At least it's something he's good at.
30 June 2015