Well, let's see... I've eaten breakfast, lunch and Dinner. It's been a goot morning.
1 July 2015
My uncle Leon was healthy his whole life... Then one day...BAM! He went just like that! Heart attack? Hong Kong phone book.
2 July 2015
Liz, let's not argue. Argue? Why would we argue? Because I'm about to say something incredibly stupid. There's hope for that boy yet.
3 July 2015
Breakfast! VROOM! Vroom? -
4 July 2015
I've decided to build some shelves. Care to help me? Absolutely! Cool! hammer hammer hammer hammer THONK OW! Call an ambulance! That's my part.
5 July 2015
I could never eat cat food. Not if you value your life!
6 July 2015
I love food! And whatever that was.
7 July 2015
* ding . Popcorn's ready! Works every time.
8 July 2015
I love gullible people. They're so trusting. Can I trust you to hold my cand bar? Absolutely!
9 July 2015
I hope it doesn't rain. I hope we don't have any fudge!
10 July 2015
I've watched enough television. Coming up next... ...something. That might be good.
11 July 2015
Z Z Huh...my arm fell asleep. Z Z And there goes the other arm. Z Z Z Z ...and there go my legs. FLUMP Z Z Z Z This isn't so bad, really. SNORE SNOORE SNOORE SNOORE
12 July 2015
Blah, blah, blah, blah. Ignore, ignore, ignore. Blah, blah, blah... Ignore, ignore... I really enjoyed our visit, Garfield. Aaand ignore.
13 July 2015
Climbing a tree... It's a good way to spend a morning. And an afternoon...and an evening...
14 July 2015
Dear "Ask a Dog"... "Who is a good little doggie?! Is it you?! Huh?! Huh?!! I can't read any more of this.
15 July 2015
I could save the world. If it's ever attacked by a giant cheesecake.
16 July 2015
Liz says she like men with a good sense of humor. 3...2...1... And me. Ah.
17 July 2015
You've been clawing the curtains. What?! Prove it! They're stuck to your paw. Is that all you've got?
18 July 2015
boop beep beep bip boop Hi, Liz! Wanna go to the 7 o'clock showing of "Zombie Prom Date"? I'm so sorry, Jon, I have to work late. Don't feel bad...I'll go with, uh, some other friends. Ha ha! You mean Garfield and Odie? No! Not them!...my OTHER
19 July 2015
YAWN! I'm bored. And pround!
20 July 2015
Do you ever dream about me, Garfield? Let me check. Z No. You're a piece of work.
21 July 2015
What is that? Ah, it's Odie with a bucket on his head. Or a really ugly lamp.
22 July 2015
Really?! I've been elected King of England?! GARFIELD! I'VE BEEN ELEC Doc, Boy, is that you? Hang up, your majesty.
23 July 2015
Cough. Sounds like someone could use a checkup! How long has she been waiting just outside the frame to jump out and say that to me?
24 July 2015
Jon! Odie is chewing on your slippers! And he is using all the ketchup!
25 July 2015
Hot dog cart! Ice cream truck! ** ring-a-ling ding-ding Pizza delivery guy! Lemonade stand! Girl scout cookies! You were outside a long time. Just enjoying all that nature has to offer.
26 July 2015
Pets can relieve stress. RELAX! Just call me "Zen Master G".
27 July 2015
It would be hard to improve on this day. Oh, I don't know... This could all be ice cream.
28 July 2015
How do dogs remember where they buried their bones? There's an app for that.
29 July 2015
I'm moving to a new place. I'll miss you. Oh, I'm not moving far.
30 July 2015
I baked a cake for Liz. BURP I think I'll bake another cake for Liz. Make it chocolate this time.
31 July 2015