Well, let's see... - I've eaten breakfast, lunch and Dinner. - It's been a goot morning.
1 July 2015
My uncle Leon was healthy his whole life... - Then one day...BAM! He went just like that! - Heart attack? Hong Kong phone book.
2 July 2015
Liz, let's not argue. - Argue? Why would we argue? - Because I'm about to say something incredibly stupid. There's hope for that boy yet.
3 July 2015
Breakfast! - VROOM! Vroom? -
4 July 2015
- I've decided to build some shelves. - Care to help me? Absolutely! - Cool! - hammer hammer hammer hammer THONK - OW! - Call an ambulance! That's my part.
5 July 2015
- I could never eat cat food. - Not if you value your life!
6 July 2015
I love food! - - And whatever that was.
7 July 2015
* ding . Popcorn's ready! - Works every time.
8 July 2015
I love gullible people. - They're so trusting. - Can I trust you to hold my cand bar? Absolutely!
9 July 2015
I hope it doesn't rain. - - I hope we don't have any fudge!
10 July 2015
I've watched enough television. - Coming up next... - ...something. That might be good.
11 July 2015
Z - Z Huh...my arm fell asleep. - Z Z And there goes the other arm. - Z Z Z Z ...and there go my legs. - FLUMP - Z Z Z Z This isn't so bad, really. - SNORE SNOORE SNOORE SNOORE
12 July 2015
Blah, blah, blah, blah. Ignore, ignore, ignore. - Blah, blah, blah... Ignore, ignore... - I really enjoyed our visit, Garfield. Aaand ignore.
13 July 2015
Climbing a tree... - It's a good way to spend a morning. - And an afternoon...and an evening...
14 July 2015
Dear "Ask a Dog"... - "Who is a good little doggie?! Is it you?! Huh?! Huh?!! - I can't read any more of this.
15 July 2015
I could save the world. - - If it's ever attacked by a giant cheesecake.
16 July 2015
Liz says she like men with a good sense of humor. - 3...2...1... - And me. Ah.
17 July 2015
You've been clawing the curtains. What?! - Prove it! - They're stuck to your paw. - Is that all you've got?
18 July 2015
...my OTHER friends! Oh, right...your OTHER friends. - Hey, I know real people! Okay...have funtonight! - boop - Ha! Ha! Great movie, right, Bob and Ed? Just pretend you don't know him.
19 July 2015
YAWN! - I'm bored. - And pround!
20 July 2015
Do you ever dream about me, Garfield? Let me check. - Z - No. You're a piece of work.
21 July 2015
What is that? - Ah, it's Odie with a bucket on his head. - Or a really ugly lamp.
22 July 2015
Really?! I've been elected King of England?! - GARFIELD! I'VE BEEN ELEC- - Doc, Boy, is that you? Hang up, your majesty.
23 July 2015
Cough. - Sounds like someone could use a checkup! - How long has she been waiting just outside the frame to jump out and say that to me?
24 July 2015
Jon! Odie is chewing on your slippers! - - And he is using all the ketchup!
25 July 2015
- Hot dog cart! - Ice cream truck! ** ring-a-ling ding-ding - Pizza delivery guy! - Lemonade stand! - Girl scout cookies! - You were outside a long time. Just enjoying all that nature has to offer.
26 July 2015
Pets can relieve stress. - RELAX! - Just call me "Zen Master G".
27 July 2015
It would be hard to improve on this day. - Oh, I don't know... - This could all be ice cream.
28 July 2015
How do dogs remember where they buried their bones? - - There's an app for that.
29 July 2015
I'm moving to a new place. I'll miss you. - Oh, I'm not moving far.
30 July 2015
I baked a cake for Liz. - BURP - I think I'll bake another cake for Liz. Make it chocolate this time.
31 July 2015