I think... Z Close call.1 August 2015 |
 wad wad wad dok doomp! dok dok doomp! Hey, Garfield! Watch this! dok dok dok *2 August 2015 |
 Jon, it has occured to me thet I have never thanked you for all that you do for me. So I just want to say... That I don't plan to.3 August 2015 |
 Swatting spiders is wrong! SMACK Not to mention unattractive. HEY!4 August 2015 |
 dig dig dig dig dig -5 August 2015 |
 King Kong has fallen from the Empire State Building! But look! He isn't hurt! Because, kids, he's wearing protective headgear. Must they ruin EVERYTHING?!6 August 2015 |
 I would like to sing a song. SMACK! Why did you do that?! On behalf of music lovers the world over.7 August 2015 |
 We should do something fun. You mean we're not? He's kidding, right? Not since the rubber omelet gag in 2014.8 August 2015 |
 Hey, Lisa! How are you? GUH! It's been a long time! GAK! So, how's everything? NYAH! Are you still single? EEEYA AAAAA AAHHH! Well...see you! We went out on a date once. I kinda figured that out.9 August 2015 |
 You know what they say, Garfield... "Hard work is its own reward". No wonder it's so unpopular.10 August 2015 |
 In spite of their color... Canaries are NOT lemon flavored. Tomorrow, "Mice: are they chocolate flavored or not?" Thank you. clap clap clap clap clap clap11 August 2015 |
 "Dear Ask A Dog, isn't it true that cats are much, much smarter than dogs?" Signed, "Someone sitting very near you". This way, dummy.12 August 2015 |
 The world does not revolve around you, Garfield. That would take too long! Hey!13 August 2015 |
 I had tuna salad for lunch. And now I'm afraid my breath smells like tuna. Kiss me, you fool!14 August 2015 |
 I'm going mountain climbing. Don't try to talk me out of it. sniff Good point I'll stay home. I'll put the tea kettle on.15 August 2015 |
 ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz My, do you look lovely tonight.16 August 2015 |
 I'm getting a headache. My headache is getting worse! Now it's getting better! Coincidence.17 August 2015 |
 Are you going to share that? Share what? That! Whoa! You should talk faster!18 August 2015 |
 grr That's all I got. Wow... In the good lold days they would always bark at you AND clean your windshield.I'm eating healthier these days. Sorry, I can't say that with a straight face!19 August 2015 |
 Garfield, we watch too much television. We need a break. It'll be up soon. Where's the remote?20 August 2015 |
 Uh-oh! That's the "you're-due-for-a-shot" smile.21 August 2015 |
 Hi! I'm from outer space! Where in outer space? Mars. Big deal! That's only SORT of outer space.22 August 2015 |
 Not so close, Odie. I SAID NOT SO CLOSE!!! sheesh **23 August 2015 |
 We should take up meditation. Great idea. Z That's nit meditation. Wha?-You woke me before I achieved a hogher state of consciousness.24 August 2015 |
 It's a beautiful day outside! Unless my phone hasn't updated.25 August 2015 |
 Who knows what the future holds? Or the past, for that matter... Or RIGHT NOW?! Jon has attention issues.26 August 2015 |
 "Dear Ask A Dog, do you think a dog will ever walk on mars?" Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yes, but only after they make a really long leash.27 August 2015 |
 The jungle cat patiently waits for his prey to pass by. Aha! Here comes the pizza guy now!28 August 2015 |
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 Oh, Garfield... Garfield, do you have any idea what happened to the last slice of leftover pizza? No, wait! Let me guess! You ate it, but aliens made you do it...RIGHT?! He's onto us. Hey, that was the LAST slice?!30 August 2015 |
 Garfield! Z ** You can't sleep your life away! I know... I'm trying to sleep yours away.31 August 2015 |
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