- I think... Z - Close call.
1 August 2015
wad wad wad - dok - doomp! - dok dok doomp! - Hey, Garfield! Watch this! - dok dok dok - *
2 August 2015
Jon, it has occured to me thet I have never thanked you for all that you do for me. - So I just want to say... - That I don't plan to.
3 August 2015
Swatting spiders is wrong! - SMACK - Not to mention unattractive. HEY!
4 August 2015
- dig dig dig dig dig -
5 August 2015
King Kong has fallen from the Empire State Building! - But look! He isn't hurt! - Because, kids, he's wearing protective headgear. Must they ruin EVERYTHING?!
6 August 2015
I would like to sing a song. - SMACK! - Why did you do that?! On behalf of music lovers the world over.
7 August 2015
We should do something fun. - You mean we're not? - He's kidding, right? Not since the rubber omelet gag in 2014.
8 August 2015
- Hey, Lisa! How are you? - GUH! It's been a long time! - GAK! So, how's everything? - NYAH! Are you still single? - EEEYA AAAAA AAHHH! Well...see you! - We went out on a date once. I kinda figured that out.
9 August 2015
You know what they say, Garfield... - "Hard work is its own reward". - No wonder it's so unpopular.
10 August 2015
In spite of their color... - Canaries are NOT lemon flavored. - Tomorrow, "Mice: are they chocolate flavored or not?" Thank you. clap clap clap clap clap clap
11 August 2015
"Dear Ask A Dog, isn't it true that cats are much, much smarter than dogs?" - Signed, "Someone sitting very near you". - This way, dummy.
12 August 2015
The world does not revolve around you, Garfield. - - That would take too long! Hey!
13 August 2015
I had tuna salad for lunch. - And now I'm afraid my breath smells like tuna. - Kiss me, you fool!
14 August 2015
I'm going mountain climbing. Don't try to talk me out of it. - sniff - Good point- I'll stay home. I'll put the tea kettle on.
15 August 2015
- - - - - ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz - My, do you look lovely tonight.
16 August 2015
I'm getting a headache. - My headache is getting worse! - Now it's getting better! Coincidence.
17 August 2015
Are you going to share that? - Share what? - That! Whoa! You should talk faster!
18 August 2015
grr - That's all I got. Wow... - In the good lold days they would always bark at you AND clean your windshield.
19 August 2015
Garfield, we watch too much television. - We need a break. - It'll be up soon. Where's the remote?
20 August 2015
- Uh-oh! - That's the "you're-due-for-a-shot" smile.
21 August 2015
Hi! I'm from outer space! Where in outer space? - Mars. - Big deal! That's only SORT of outer space.
22 August 2015
- Not so close, Odie. - I SAID - NOT SO CLOSE!!! - sheesh - - **
23 August 2015
We should take up meditation. Great idea. - Z - That's nit meditation. Wha?-You woke me before I achieved a hogher state of consciousness.
24 August 2015
It's a beautiful day outside! - - Unless my phone hasn't updated.
25 August 2015
Who knows what the future holds? - Or the past, for that matter... - Or RIGHT NOW?! Jon has attention issues.
26 August 2015
"Dear Ask A Dog, do you think a dog will ever walk on mars?" - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - Yes, but only after they make a really long leash.
27 August 2015
The jungle cat patiently waits for his prey to pass by. - Aha! - Here comes the pizza guy now!
28 August 2015
29 August 2015
Oh, Garfield... - Garfield, do you have any idea what happened to the last slice of leftover pizza? - No, wait! Let me guess! - You ate it, but aliens made you do it...RIGHT?! - - - He's onto us. Hey, that was the LAST slice?!
30 August 2015
Garfield! Z ** - You can't sleep your life away! I know... - I'm trying to sleep yours away.
31 August 2015