Don't swat me! Okay. Now what? I thought you knew.
1 September 2015
Hee hee hee What's so funny? You know that donut you ate this morning? Yes? I hid your vitamin in it! This one?
2 September 2015
Even though cats are basicall yloners... We do crave company. So, how was your day?
3 September 2015
The milk left in my bowl... After I eat my cereal... Is better than the cereal. Explain THAT, science!
4 September 2015
BEWARE OF DOG -
5 September 2015
Z Z** YAWN scratch scratch scratch Uh-oh... Nap time! I swear, there just aren't enough hours in the day.
6 September 2015
Dinner! Could somebody please tilt the house that way?
7 September 2015
Z CANARY LASAGNA! MAn! You never know when genius will strike!
8 September 2015
Please don't bury your bones there. -
9 September 2015
First up, Tiger, from Bloated Tick, Tennessee, and Snowball, from Bunny Lung, Oregon! HACK HAAACK My favorite show..."So you think you have hairballs"
10 September 2015
Did you miss me? Uh... You didn't notice I was gone, did you? Don't be silly...uh... Arlene!
11 September 2015
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! And just what are you doing, Garfield? With extra cheese, please.
12 September 2015
Psst...so is that the monster? No, that's not him. ...is THAT the the monster? Nope. ...okay, so then is THAT the monster? No. I'm going for popcorn. Okay. Did I miss the monster?
13 September 2015
Don't judge me! Unless, of course, you think I'm really great.
14 September 2015
Garfield, you've got a lot to learn about being nice. I know. That's my favorite excuse.
15 September 2015
Let's just SAY I barked at you today. Okay. Because, frankly, I have better things to do. Same here. Z Z
16 September 2015
I regret nothing! I wish I hadn't said that. ba-da * ching!
17 September 2015
I'm cutting down on cookies. -
18 September 2015
Who wants to go hiking through the mountains? What a fun thought, Jon! Permit me to step away for a moment to ponder your proposal. Z
19 September 2015
Pooky's looking pretty ditry there, Garfield... Would you mind if I run him through the wash? Not at all. I promise it won't take long. Not to worry...I'll be just fine. *
20 September 2015
I think I'll go spend some time with Jon. Z I needed the sleep.
21 September 2015
You know what I hate? I hate spiders. Oh, me, too! You ARE a spider. I mean all those other guys.
22 September 2015
I present, in its entirety, Giacomo Puccini's "La Boheme". MROOOWRR One man's opera is another man's caterwaul.
23 September 2015
I keep hearing strange sounds bladup boog buneek gloop gurgle gleep Must be getting close to lunchtime. What say ye? yurp
24 September 2015
Liz is angry with me for some reason. I forgot something or other. Like a birthday, or whatever. Women are so detail oriented.
25 September 2015
The guy across the street has a parrot who can talk! Yeah, I met him. I found him to be an affable fellow, albeit chewy.
26 September 2015
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! Ant just what are we arguing about? I haven't the foggiest idea.
27 September 2015
What's going on? Nothing. That's why I'm smiling.
28 September 2015
On a clear day you can see... A shirtless fat guy mowing his lawn.
29 September 2015
THIS IS NOT A TRICK. REALLY! The coyotes in this neighborhood aren't very clever.
30 September 2015