Don't swat me! - Okay. - - Now what? I thought you knew.
1 September 2015
Hee hee hee What's so funny? - You know that donut you ate this morning? Yes? - I hid your vitamin in it! This one?
2 September 2015
Even though cats are basicall yloners... - We do crave company. - So, how was your day?
3 September 2015
The milk left in my bowl... - After I eat my cereal... - Is better than the cereal. Explain THAT, science!
4 September 2015
BEWARE OF DOG - -
5 September 2015
Z - Z** - YAWN - scratch scratch scratch - Uh-oh... - Nap time! - I swear, there just aren't enough hours in the day.
6 September 2015
Dinner! - - Could somebody please tilt the house that way?
7 September 2015
Z - CANARY LASAGNA! - MAn! You never know when genius will strike!
8 September 2015
- Please don't bury your bones there. -
9 September 2015
First up, Tiger, from Bloated Tick, Tennessee, and Snowball, from Bunny Lung, Oregon! - HACK HAAACK - My favorite show..."So you think you have hairballs"
10 September 2015
Did you miss me? - Uh... You didn't notice I was gone, did you? - Don't be silly...uh... Arlene!
11 September 2015
Meow! Meow! Meow! - Meow! Meow! - And just what are you doing, Garfield? With extra cheese, please.
12 September 2015
- Psst...so is that the monster? No, that's not him. - ...is THAT the the monster? Nope. - ...okay, so then is THAT the monster? No. - I'm going for popcorn. Okay. - - Did I miss the monster?
13 September 2015
Don't judge me! - - Unless, of course, you think I'm really great.
14 September 2015
Garfield, you've got a lot to learn about being nice. - I know. - That's my favorite excuse.
15 September 2015
Let's just SAY I barked at you today. Okay. - Because, frankly, I have better things to do. Same here. - Z Z
16 September 2015
I regret nothing! - - I wish I hadn't said that. ba-da * ching!
17 September 2015
I'm cutting down on cookies. - -
18 September 2015
Who wants to go hiking through the mountains? - What a fun thought, Jon! Permit me to step away for a moment to ponder your proposal. - Z
19 September 2015
- Pooky's looking pretty ditry there, Garfield... - Would you mind if I run him through the wash? Not at all. - I promise it won't take long. Not to worry...I'll be just fine. - * - -
20 September 2015
I think I'll go spend some time with Jon. - Z - I needed the sleep.
21 September 2015
You know what I hate? I hate spiders. - Oh, me, too! - You ARE a spider. I mean all those other guys.
22 September 2015
I present, in its entirety, Giacomo Puccini's "La Boheme". - MROOOWRR - One man's opera is another man's caterwaul.
23 September 2015
I keep hearing strange sounds bladup boog buneek - gloop gurgle gleep - Must be getting close to lunchtime. What say ye? yurp
24 September 2015
Liz is angry with me for some reason. - I forgot something or other. - Like a birthday, or whatever. Women are so detail oriented.
25 September 2015
The guy across the street has a parrot who can talk! - Yeah, I met him. - I found him to be an affable fellow, albeit chewy.
26 September 2015
- Meow. Meow. - Meow. Meow. - Meow. Meow. - MEOW! MEOW! - MEOW! MEOW! - Ant just what are we arguing about? I haven't the foggiest idea.
27 September 2015
- What's going on? Nothing. - That's why I'm smiling.
28 September 2015
On a clear day you can see... - - A shirtless fat guy mowing his lawn.
29 September 2015
- THIS IS NOT A TRICK. REALLY! - The coyotes in this neighborhood aren't very clever.
30 September 2015