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Garfield

Don't swat me! Okay. Now what? I thought you knew.

1 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Hee hee hee What's so funny? You know that donut you ate this morning? Yes? I hid your vitamin in it! This one?

2 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Even though cats are basicall yloners... We do crave company. So, how was your day?

3 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

The milk left in my bowl... After I eat my cereal... Is better than the cereal. Explain THAT, science!

4 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG -

5 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Z Z** YAWN scratch scratch scratch Uh-oh... Nap time! I swear, there just aren't enough hours in the day.

6 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Dinner! Could somebody please tilt the house that way?

7 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Z CANARY LASAGNA! MAn! You never know when genius will strike!

8 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Please don't bury your bones there. -

9 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

First up, Tiger, from Bloated Tick, Tennessee, and Snowball, from Bunny Lung, Oregon! HACK HAAACK My favorite show..."So you think you have hairballs"

10 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Did you miss me? Uh... You didn't notice I was gone, did you? Don't be silly...uh... Arlene!

11 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! And just what are you doing, Garfield? With extra cheese, please.

12 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Psst...so is that the monster? No, that's not him. ...is THAT the the monster? Nope. ...okay, so then is THAT the monster? No. I'm going for popcorn. Okay. Did I miss the monster?

13 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Don't judge me! Unless, of course, you think I'm really great.

14 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you've got a lot to learn about being nice. I know. That's my favorite excuse.

15 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Let's just SAY I barked at you today. Okay. Because, frankly, I have better things to do. Same here. Z Z

16 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

I regret nothing! I wish I hadn't said that. ba-da * ching!

17 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

I'm cutting down on cookies. -

18 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Who wants to go hiking through the mountains? What a fun thought, Jon! Permit me to step away for a moment to ponder your proposal. Z

19 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Pooky's looking pretty ditry there, Garfield... Would you mind if I run him through the wash? Not at all. I promise it won't take long. Not to worry...I'll be just fine. *

20 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

I think I'll go spend some time with Jon. Z I needed the sleep.

21 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

You know what I hate? I hate spiders. Oh, me, too! You ARE a spider. I mean all those other guys.

22 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

I present, in its entirety, Giacomo Puccini's "La Boheme". MROOOWRR One man's opera is another man's caterwaul.

23 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

I keep hearing strange sounds bladup boog buneek gloop gurgle gleep Must be getting close to lunchtime. What say ye? yurp

24 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Liz is angry with me for some reason. I forgot something or other. Like a birthday, or whatever. Women are so detail oriented.

25 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

The guy across the street has a parrot who can talk! Yeah, I met him. I found him to be an affable fellow, albeit chewy.

26 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! Ant just what are we arguing about? I haven't the foggiest idea.

27 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

What's going on? Nothing. That's why I'm smiling.

28 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

On a clear day you can see... A shirtless fat guy mowing his lawn.

29 September 2015
 


 
Garfield

THIS IS NOT A TRICK. REALLY! The coyotes in this neighborhood aren't very clever.

30 September 2015
 




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