Um... Jon, there's a spring gardening show downtown today...would you like to go? Seriously? Uh, yes... Sure! Really? Absolutely! Just give me a second! Wow. That was easier than I thought. What is it? Just grab your purse, andrun like the wind.
Every day is just like another around here. * I'VE DECIDED TO SIIIING EVERYTHING I SYA! ** ** ISN'T THAT GREEEEAT? * * YESSSSS, IT IIIIIIS! * Mmmmph. Why can't every day be just like another around here?
Ahhhhh... There's nothing like a spa on a nice summer day. The relaxing bubbles and soothing... pant pant pant pant pant Hey! Did I say you could take a break?! I've gotta get that jet fixed. FFFFFFFFFFFF straws
Oh, Garfield, Liza and I are going to a movie, and I won't be back until 6:00. You won't mind if I feed you an hour late, will you? Or I could have the theater pause the movie at 4:55, and rush home. If it's not too much trouble.
Uh-oh...looks like I'm out of clean shirts. Maybe there's one in the laundry pile that's still okay. This one doesn't look too terrible. I'll give it the ol' sniff test. SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF Yeah...that's not bad. I'll warn Liz.
Hmmmm... Okay, we'll take two of the glazed, two of the chocolate... Two of the jelly-filled...two of the twists... Two with sprinkles...and what are those? They have maple icing, topped with crumbled bacon. And ten thousand ofthose. What about tomorrow?
Faster that a speeding basset hound! More powerful than an asthmatic chihuahua! Able to leap dingleballs in a single bound! Up on the table! It's a bird dog! It's a plane! It's SUPER ODIE!! BOOT! Up, up, and awaaay!
This whole hating mondays thing is wearing me out. I gotta adjust my attitude. Monday is just another day, right? I feel better already! Wanna hear the world's longest polka on the world's loudest accordion?
You know, Garfield, I'm starting to feel kinda bad about kicking the mice out of the house with christmas coming up... Do you guys need blankets or anything? Yeah! And sime sheets! NICE sheets! 800-thread-count egyptian, baby!