I just found a box with some of my old toys! - My brother and I used to fight over the action figures, so mom made us divide them up. - I got the heads. They must have had some fascinating conversations.
We house cats seem to be nice, but we still have all our primal insticts intact. - Yes, the savage blood of our jungle forefathers yet courses through our veins as we venture off to the hunt. - Oh, taxi!
RIIINNNG * Hello? - Skiing?...really?! SURE, Liz! I haven't been skiing in AGES! - See you later, Garfield! SLAM! - i:00 PM - 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM click - Tonight's top story: "Mayhem on the bunny slope"!
was one we could all enjoy. - ...and I love beiong out here with you, and the sun, and the clouds, and the birds, and the grass, and the trees... - And the 50-foot ants... - YAAAAHHHHH!! Here's the part WE like.
- Every day is just like another around here. - * I'VE DECIDED TO SIIIING EVERYTHING I SYA! ** - ** ISN'T THAT GREEEEAT? * - - * YESSSSS, IT IIIIIIS! * - Mmmmph. Why can't every day be just like another around here?
Garfield - - - Yes, there's no cherry on top of your food. - That's because we HAVE no cherries. - And if you think I'm going out cherry shopping just for you, you're NUTS! - We have those by the jar, you know.
- Ahhhhh... - There's nothing like a spa on a nice summer day. - The relaxing bubbles and soothing... pant pant pant pant pant - Hey! Did I say you could take a break?! - I've gotta get that jet fixed. FFFFFFFFFFFF straws
Oh, Garfield, - Liza and I are going to a movie, and I won't be back until 6:00. - You won't mind if I feed you an hour late, will you? - - - - Or I could have the theater pause the movie at 4:55, and rush home. If it's not too much trouble.
- Uh-oh...looks like I'm out of clean shirts. - Maybe there's one in the laundry pile that's still okay. - This one doesn't look too terrible. - I'll give it the ol' sniff test. - SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF - Yeah...that's not bad. I'll warn Liz.
- Faster that a speeding basset hound! More powerful than an asthmatic chihuahua! - Able to leap dingleballs in a single bound! - Up on the table! It's a bird dog! It's a plane! - It's SUPER ODIE!! - BOOT! - Up, up, and awaaay!
This whole hating mondays thing is wearing me out. I gotta adjust my attitude. - Monday is just another day, right? - I feel better already! Wanna hear the world's longest polka on the world's loudest accordion?
You know, Garfield, I'm starting to feel kinda bad about kicking the mice out of the house with christmas coming up... - - Do you guys need blankets or anything? Yeah! And sime sheets! NICE sheets! 800-thread-count egyptian, baby!