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Garfield

Jon's looking at his photo album. Farm memories... The livestock section.

1 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I just found a box with some of my old toys! My brother and I used to fight over the action figures, so mom made us divide them up. I got the heads. They must have had some fascinating conversations.

2 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

sniiifffff ah AH AHHH CHOO!! sniff Excuse me. Thanks for sharing, Garfield.

3 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, let's go outside and play fetch. I'll get the ball. I thought you were kidding!

4 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ask me what I did today. Let me guess...

5 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You're going to use that pathetic puppy face to beg for food? How's this? Is this right?

6 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

The world is a horrible place! Dinner. Well, it WAS!

7 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, life is like a giant pan of lasagna... And Garfield got to the table before we did. What are you saying, Jon? We'll have to eat out. Burp!

8 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

We house cats seem to be nice, but we still have all our primal insticts intact. Yes, the savage blood of our jungle forefathers yet courses through our veins as we venture off to the hunt. Oh, taxi!

9 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

* ***************** ? *

10 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll get up. I THINK a lot of things.

11 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

ACHOO! BRAAAAP! I hate it when you're sick! Oh, I'm sorry, is this your sweater?

12 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog." "Why are you guys always smelling stuff?" Just answer the question! sniff sniff

13 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's do something. Again?! We did something LAST week!

14 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz says I have too much cologne on. What do you think? THUD Guess so. Hey! My felas are gone!

15 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon says wormth escapes through your head. If ever there was an argument for frostbite...

16 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

17 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Have you missed me, world? I didn't miss YOU, either.

18 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

It's been nice visiting with you. Guess I'll go home to the wife and eggs. A little bird humor there. Very little.

19 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

ZIP Being friendly is Odie's worst trait.

20 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Some say I'm lazy... But I digest food while I'm asleep. And just what are you doing? Multitasking, baby!

21 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think I'm good enough for Liz? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! You're the wrong guy to ask. Oh, I think I laugh for everyone.

22 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I love you, Richard! Who's "Richard"? I mean "Russell". Just don't forget to feed the cat, lady.

23 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmmmm... Oh, look, Garfield! Our trip to the beach! That was SO much fun...we should go again!

24 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Time for bed. Look at me...I forgot to get up today!

25 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

There's never a dull moment around here. Hey, Garfield, wanna watchm e sort socks? ...a dull LIFETIME, yes.

26 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Guess who? Hi, Garfield. How'd you know? Who else would have paws that smell like peanut butter?

27 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Lunch has officially ended as of... Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp Now. You're disgusting.

28 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Guess what Garfield and I did yesterday. Stared off into space? Well, not the WHOLE day. We took nap breaks.

29 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I would like to climb a mountain, or swim an ocean. BAT Even better!

30 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

RIIINNNG * Hello? Skiing?...really?! SURE, Liz! I haven't been skiing in AGES! See you later, Garfield! SLAM! i:00 PM 3:00 PM 6:00 PM click Tonight's top story: "Mayhem on the bunny slope"!

31 January 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I should get up. It takes a big cat to admit when he's made a mistake.

1 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm in a great mood! That's annoying. And it just keeps getting better!

2 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog"... "Grrrrrr!" Please, no hate mail.

3 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Somebody put this green thing on my sandwich. This is lettuce. Name it, take it to a movie, keep it as a pet, but I'm not eating it!

4 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

We're going for a run. Cool. I'm going for a just-lie-here.

5 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

A double cheeseburger with a baked potato... Instead of french fries. Oh, how I suffer.

6 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

SCHLUCK Ahhhhhhhhh Cocoa always tastes better after you've built a snowman.

7 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Cheeseburger. And THAT'S how you do a sit-up. I don not believe this morning is going to end well for you, Jon.

8 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

That cloud looks like a meat loaf... And that one looks like an appl pie. What's the weather like? Delicious.

9 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Mmmmm. Cheese with cheese on it. Mice are so uncomplicated.

10 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You never take me anywhere but this fence. I think of this as "our place". How sweet! I'm also cheap.

11 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

* smoooch Mmm. Goodnight kisses are wonderful! . Don't make me slap you...

12 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

**ROWR! More complaints from the neighbors. I can't get any louder!

13 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm writing a love letter, guys. Listen... "Love is like an ostrich"... No, make that "A pipe wrench"... No, how about this... "I would walk to the ends of the earth for you...or at least Ohio". That's not right, either! Wha

14 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I've seen it all. If it's on the ceiling.

15 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Anything interesting outside? Not since I came in.

16 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

And you think I'VE gained weight!

17 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm cold. Jon?! Would you turn the winter down, please?

18 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I could never be a superhero because I don't look good in tights. THAT'S the reason? Are you saying I DO look good in tights? Please don't encourage him!

19 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm always looking for ways to improve my brain. Hmmm... Have you considered a fresh coat of paint?

20 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

1000 DINGLE BALLS Nightmare? No more jalapeno poppers before bed.

21 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Nothing can stop me! Or start me.

22 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Stay tuned for more me. And now, slightly less me.

23 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

How do you like it when *I'M* late for a date? I ate your dinner.

24 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Check it out, Garfield. My collection is almost complete! Just one more fingernail! Is winter over?

25 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You're the best girlfriend ever! And you're the best pet ever! WE could do better.

26 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

The world could use more rainbows and butterflies. Jon was under the sink fixing a leak... And hopping bunnies. When Odie jumped on him... Real cute ones! And that's how he got the concussion.

27 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

CAMERA Oh, Garfield.

28 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a really, really good day! That guy sure looked a lot like Jon.

29 February 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You should try taking a candy bar out of its wrapper before you eat it. Oooo... Fancy.

1 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, how I suffer! Check that. Oh, how I make others suffer!

2 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

So ask yourself... What is the difference between a winner and a loser? A winner does not scream into his security blanket. Oops. Loser.

3 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes dreams do come true. Z Nope. You're still not a pepperoni pizza.

4 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

My aunt Edna has a bad habit. She was a finger licker. But not her own. A lonely, lonely woman.

5 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

6 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Why does everything go wrong?! Oh, yeah.

7 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not perfect. I'm picking up your sarcasm, Garfield. And, for good measure...

8 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

ECHO POINT Meow. Oink. I'm not fat!

9 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

It says "ignore an irritant and it will go away". Liars. Any other suggestions?

10 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ow. Ow. Ow. Breathe! Don't faint! Don't faint! Don't faint! Ow ow ow ow ow! Happes every time Jon removes a bandage.

11 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

See my wallet photos, Garfield? One of Liz...one of you and Odie... And Mary Everes Boodle. The inventor of string art.

12 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmmm... Chinese? Nah...Italian? Nah... Sushi? Nah... Mexican? Nah... Burgers? Nah... Pizza? I know! Why don't we just do Tofu? SAY...that's a GAH ...terrible idea. Ribs?

13 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Z GAH! Waking up is an annoying way to start a day.

14 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

What's that, Fluffy? Meow meow What are you trying to tell me, Fluffy? MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! I wish I could understand you, Fluffy. He says he hates being called "Fluffy".

15 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Arf CUT! You couldn't memorize that?

16 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

The universe is enormous. Big deal. Tell me something interesting. Like, how much of it is frosting?

17 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

This is nice. Yes, it is. HOW CAN IT BE NICE IF WE'RE NOT EATING, YOU WEIRDOS?!

18 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z Might as well go to bed.

19 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! What a funny video! Replay That cat is so fat, he gets stuck in the pet door! Garfield's gotta see this...hey, GARFIELD! CRAAAAAACK RIIIIP Yes?

20 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN! Bored? Boring?

21 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I've got some paperwork to do. Jon? Paperwork? Ah.

22 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to write my autobiography! All done. What took you so long?

23 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I bought you kitty diet food. PLUNK That has to last. You are not going to like tomorrow's headline.

24 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You look sleepy. Darn... I was going for sleepy-but-handsome.

25 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't believe how lazy you are. I'm not surprised. Jon was also shocked to find out the world is round.

26 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

More tea, Poopsie? Yes, Snoogums. Oh, Rathbone, this picnic was a SPLENDID idea! I thought you'd enjoy it, Mimsy... I do so AWFULLY love you, you know. Oh, Ratsy, I'm so ridiculously happy! Wow, Jon...YOU picked this movie? I thought itwas one we could al

27 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Not all cats are lazy you know, Garfield. I agree. There are also the liars.

28 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not afraid of a challenge. As long as it doesn't come in the house.

29 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Please don't encourage him!

30 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

The world seems to be getting along without you. Okay. How about now?

31 March 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's order dessert. Shh. Not so loud. What do you mean? Jon! Liz! Imagine running into you here!

1 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Through hard work, we will succeed. We will not succeed.

2 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

squeak squeak squeak mew mew mew bark bark bark moo moo moo

3 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You're missing out an awful lot. That's kind of the idea.

4 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

5 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! That IS a dog.

6 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

7 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You know who's a good kisser? No. Liz. You know HOW I know? How come we never discuss sports?!

8 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

zzzzzz YAWN zzzzzz YAAAWWNNN zzzzzz It might've been funny to you, but not so much to me. zzzzzz

9 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Right this way... Now, next I'll be showing you a four-leg, two-ear condo. It's a perfect flea starter home. The grounds are lovely. Yes, they're all maintained by the Hoeowner's Association...and here's the unit. Ooh, how retro. Wecall this "mid-cen

10 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Why don't you just lie there and do nothing? Consider it done! I was being sarcastic. Sorry, no longer listening.

11 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a can of frosting and two spoons. You do know how to enter a room.

12 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf... pat pat pat Z What kind of introduction is that?

13 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes when you're down in the dumps... I mean, WAY down in the dumps... You find a cookie!

14 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm going out with Liz. Cool. I'll stay here with the food. -

15 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

The last time he smiled like that was when he bought the cheap cat food.

16 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Um... Jon, there's a spring gardening show downtown today...would you like to go? Seriously? Uh, yes... Sure! Really? Absolutely! Just give me a second! Wow. That was easier than I thought. What is it? Just grab your purse, andrun like the wind.

17 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I never seem to get anything done. Me neither. And I'M trying. You got me there.

18 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I could be an action hero. But I've got the wrong kind of shoes. I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON!

19 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

AROOOOOO! OOOOOOO! Why is Odie howling at a balloon? No moon tonight.

20 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ants... I'm hoping they know where there's a picnic.

21 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up. Aw. You must have been a cute little boy. I didn't tell her it was last thursday. You were still wearing the hat friday.

22 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

My car ran out of gas today. THREE times! How is that even possible?! Did you know cats don't leave fingerprints?

23 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

He can't see me, for I have ninja skills. I have stealth and cunning... I have the element of surprise... * BWING SMACK Aaaand...I have a text from mom.

24 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

And THIS is why a cat will never be president. Whew!

25 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Spring is in the air, Garfield. And look at you, smiling. You have spring fever! I just ate a songbird.

26 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

YIP! shoop Where's Odie? I dunno. He said something about termintes and left.

27 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh... What? You're doing that wong. Hey! Who's the spider here?!

28 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I told Liz about that terrible thing you did. Uh... Could you be more specific?

29 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I spend most of my day barking at stuff. That's cool... And I thought I was special.

30 April 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Every day is just like another around here. * I'VE DECIDED TO SIIIING EVERYTHING I SYA! ** ** ISN'T THAT GREEEEAT? * * YESSSSS, IT IIIIIIS! * Mmmmph. Why can't every day be just like another around here?

1 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

After a long day of doing nothing, it's good to relax. Although it's hard to know where one ends and the other begins.

2 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

We've had a lot of rain.

3 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, okay. So you don't need me.

4 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I demand my rights! With chocolate syrup!I had a busy, busy day. And I'll hve another one tomorrow. You would make a terrible cat.

5 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Where should we go on out vacation, Garfield? The kitchen! I don't know why I talk to you. We can set up a tent next to the refrigerator.

6 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

...then Liz called a paramedic. And I was trying to tell her... That's just how I dance! Have you considered that she may have called the paramedic for herself?

7 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

* * * * * * sigh ptoo * *

8 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

If spiders didn't exist, who would care? Hel-LO?!... My mom!

9 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! That was unnecessary! The cabbage and onions beg to differ.

10 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

11 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon has his faults. I HAVE FLEAS! And one of mine.

12 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I like you, Garfield. I'm going to bake some cookies. And I LOVE you, lady!

13 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Someday I'd like to walk on the moon. Cool. Bring back a pizza with extra cheese.

14 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield Yes, there's no cherry on top of your food. That's because we HAVE no cherries. And if you think I'm going out cherry shopping just for you, you're NUTS! We have those by the jar, you know.

15 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

My coffee is cold. Duh, Jon. It's iced coffee. And there's somethig in it. Ice.

16 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what this world needs? More cat hair! On it! I was being sarcastic! Too late.

17 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie wrote an essay about how dogs are better than cats. Burp And then he ate it.

18 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Does anyone want to borrow my copy of "Swatting Spiders" magazine? No, thank you. Already seen it.

19 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Arlene, I've written a love poem. Would you like to hear it? Is it to yourself? It's entitled "Orange is the new sexy".

20 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

There might be a few things I'm not good at. With one glaring exception... You, sir, are a genius at understatement.

21 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Calculating route... Proceed up back steps, and through pet door. Continue across living room, and turn right into hallway. Proceed down hallway for twenty yards, then bear left. Continue for eleven feet. You have reached yourdestination. Wow, this thing

22 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Z ENCORE! ENCORE! Z

23 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You lack class. Nonsense... BURP!

24 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are sophisticated. PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! Dogs, not so much.

25 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP And just when you thought that it couldn't get any better... BURP!

26 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello, doctor. Everything's fine. The less she knows, the better.

27 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Toothpaste on a saltine? Uh, no, thanks. And no grocery shopping!

28 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... I feel fat, Garfield. You?... fat?! ...Nonsense! You are NOT fat, Liz! Trust me, if anyone knows what fat is, *I* should know! See? Now THAT'S fat!

29 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember the old days, when we were bored all the time? Yeah. This is just like that. Yeah. It's nice to know we still got it. You da man.

30 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Oh, pew! Your breath is awful! He says that like it's a bad thing.

31 May 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Here I am...hopelessly stuck up this tree... Garfield! Cocoa! With a marshmallow?!

1 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

A hole in one! THWOCK!

2 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz likes ME more than she likey YOU. Liz also likes broccoli!

3 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. TRY!

4 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going on a hike, Garfield. Yes, out into the wilderness... MAN AGAINST NATURE! THUD Little help? Perhaps you should make camp there for the night.

5 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

And them mom said, "Stay and have another cup of tea, Jonny." And I said, "No, thanks, mom. Gotta go home and bore the cat" Ha! Ha! Garfield? Z

6 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Whenever I'm having a bad day... I like to spend some time with Jon. I don't think that these are my shoes...

7 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Swatting spiders is fun. I don't think so. SMACK! Are you sure? Okay, now I'm pretty sure.

8 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not the same cat I used to be. BURP! Now I am.

9 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I've ordered us an eight-course meal! ** ding-dong Really?! Wow! ...and here it is! Four courses are missing. Handling charge.

10 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! ...and all is well! I gotta get a new clock.

11 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Want to see all your friends at once? Blow up a pool. Z Don't you drive the ice cream truck? Well, I was passing by, and...

12 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't remember why I walked into this room. Maybe if I went out, and came back in. Great. Now I can't remember why I walked into THIS room!

13 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

All right, I'm ready to walk into the room again, and this time I know WHY! Okay, three out of five.

14 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You forgot why you walked into this room, right? No, I didn't! I forgot why I got out of BED this morning.

15 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't remember why I walked into this room. WHACK What was THAT for?! I hate to waste a trip.

16 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't remember why I walked into this room. You must be getting OLD. SMACK And cranky!

17 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

How does that look for your birthday cake? I have one slight change. -

18 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

* Now I KNOW I walked into this room for a reason... Because I wrote it down! And THAT'S how you outsmart old age! -

19 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

OH, YEAH! I'm eating cereal straight out of the box! There must be a full moon.

20 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You wait here while I go get us a snack. BWA-HA-HA-HAHH! Uh-oh. That's his nutritious laugh.

21 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

This day is off to a good start. What a great day! Aren't you getting up? Why ruin it?

22 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm in the best mood ever! KICK! But I still take my work seriously.

23 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

What have you two been up to? We were just waiting for the prettiest girl in the world to stop by! Awwww X You can make mine a kitty liver treat.

24 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BREAD CRUMBS! GOBBLE GOBBLE CRUNCH CRUNCH SNARF GULP GOMP GOMP nom nom That could've gone worse. Tell me about it. munch munch

25 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ahhhhh... There's nothing like a spa on a nice summer day. The relaxing bubbles and soothing... pant pant pant pant pant Hey! Did I say you could take a break?! I've gotta get that jet fixed. FFFFFFFFFFFF straws

26 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to stick with what works. Time marches on. That would not have been my guess.

27 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm the last person to tell you what's wrong with this world. ACCORDION PLAYERS RULE! But, I have my suspicions.

28 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie will be filling in for me today. BOOT! Perfect! -

29 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a small world. LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES!

30 June 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what's fun? Shoe shopping! Uh... Uhhhh... That's good, Jon. Keep that up intil she loses interest and wanders off.

1 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon doesn't know much. I can tell that you want something. Hmmm. Probably food. But he does know just enough.

2 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Garfield, Liza and I are going to a movie, and I won't be back until 6:00. You won't mind if I feed you an hour late, will you? Or I could have the theater pause the movie at 4:55, and rush home. If it's not too much trouble.

3 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

It's too hot to even move. My kind of weather.

4 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Appearently the planet Earth forgot to pay its light bill today! What in the world does that mean? -

5 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

munch munch munch Hey! Odie ate his own food before I could!

6 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

jog jog jog jog jog It's good to take a break every so often.

7 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's just stick with the basics on our shopping list, Garfield. check The bare essentials of survival. check Fudge pops? checkarooni

8 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

The TV remote is all across the room. Guess there's only one thing to do. Hope my telekinetic powers decide to kick in!

9 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield... Do you feel like Nope...can't. Garfield! Want to Sorry, I'm booked. Not today, pal. I love sundays... The one day of the week when you actually make plans to do nothing!

10 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh I can't go on like this. Now, THIS...

11 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

So... How's the summer trating you? ...Mr. Snowman.

12 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Warm day. TOO warm.

13 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I feel like life's passing me by. AAAAAAAAANTS!!! And I'm fine with that.

14 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Oooo-weee! Check that out! Where have you BEEN all my life?! What is he doing? Ogling the ice crea cones. I think I'm in LOVE!

15 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! I can't swim! Ha! Ha! Just kidding! Fish are not funny.

16 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

When I was a little girl, my family would visit my grandma's house every summer. She had a big backyard, and every night after dinner she'd make two bowls of strawberry ice cream... And grandma and I would sit in the backyard, eatingice cream and countin

17 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

My life is... YAWN I'm hoping to... YAWN! Notice how I can finish your sentences?

18 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I should probably go grocery shopping. I agree wholeheartedly. When you get down to sucking soy sauce packets, it's time.

19 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Kiss me! Ugh! No way, you fat, ugly, disgusting pig! SMACK! At least I'm not flat.

20 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! Hey! You, at that picnic! Throw me a sandwich!

21 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Geez, Jon, there's a lot of SUGAR and FAT on your shopping list. Maybe you should cross off a couple of things. I could live without the toothpaste and toilet paper.

22 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember when you brought me flowers? No. Exactly... Am I missing something?

23 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

CLICK Darn it! And we're out of light bulbs! Let's go to the store, Garfield. I'll start the car. Why do bad things always happen to me? I am such a loser! Congratulations! You are our MILLIONTH customer! How does it feel to be MR.ONE MILLION?! This is t

24 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm goimg to run around the block. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal slowly.

25 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon is the most interesting guy I know. I just sorted my socks! He's the ONLY guy I know.

26 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

27 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to throw myself a surprise party. Gosh, I hope I don't suspect anything. No chance of that.

28 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BAT Excuse me... Have you seen my ball of yarn, miss?

29 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hark! I hear my prey approaching now! Gosh, I sure am hot and cheesy! I love this dream.

30 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-oh...looks like I'm out of clean shirts. Maybe there's one in the laundry pile that's still okay. This one doesn't look too terrible. I'll give it the ol' sniff test. SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF Yeah...that's not bad. I'll warn Liz.

31 July 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

ZOMBIE CAT! Only until I have that first cup of coffee.

1 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! Stop watching this! Go outside and exercise! I love comedy.

2 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, no! I'm going to kick Odie off the table! If only there was a way to prevent it! KICK!

3 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I've seen this twenty times. Fell asleep nineteen.

4 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

When Liz gets here, be nice. Okay. SLAP! I said, "BE NICE"! "WHEN LIZ GETS HERE"!

5 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

KNOCK IT OFF, SUMMER! Ha, ha, ha, ha.

6 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

ECHO POINT MEOW! BONK!

7 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

An orange is a healthy fruit. Do you work out?

8 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Bird. CRUNCH CRUNCH Lawn ornamemt.

9 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

fft grr Boys! Boys! Don't be mean to each other! fft grr Or me.

10 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Go get him, Jon! Go get him, Garfield! Beat you to it.

11 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

** What's the name of that song you're whistling? "Dogs are dumb". ** Catchy.

12 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You're late. But the important thing is I couldn't think of anything better to do. And you're toast!

13 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You're nice. Why, thank you, Jon. Really nice. How sweet. Really, really nice. Okay. Really, really, really nice. Yeah. Really, really, really, really nice. Uh, Jon... Really, really, really, really, really nice. I COULD STOP!

14 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I do believe you've crossed that fine line between nap and stupor. Jealous much?

15 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a beautiful day, isn't it, Garfield? Garfield? You're pathetic. It lacks plot.

16 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie is digging up a bone. Now he's finding a place to bury it.

17 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

My school football team. Before each game we'd yell our cheer... MOMMY! Explains the losing season.

18 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz...what a beautiful name! Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz... Where are you going? To change my name to Betty.

19 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Say, are you the cat who's friend with that dog? What if I am? Where did I put that saw? HELP!

20 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

This is a test... THis is a test of the Cat Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW This has been a test of the Cat Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been anactual cat emergency, and ha

21 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN YAWN Synchronized boredom. sigh

22 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ever notice how clouds look like other things, Garfield? Do tell. That cloud looks like a rabbit. If rabbits could fly. AND WERE MADE OF WATER VAPOR!

23 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah-ha! What? I saw you wag your tail when you saw me. Stupid tail! You like me!

24 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Want to gnaw on the woodwork? No, thanks. OKay. Now, there's a question you don't get asked every day.

25 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Purrrr What a nice thing to say! I was thinking about lunch.

26 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Sandwiches are good. But I have an improvement. Is that a slice of cake? I call it the "dessertwich"!

27 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Go fetch the paper, Odie! BARK! BARK! bark! He could be most anywhere by now. He was a good ol' dog. Dibs on this treats.

28 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I sense the forces of darkness gathering. It's diet time. Save yourselves!

29 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I used to be a boulder. Now I'm a pebble. Hmmm. That's it! The erosion diet!

30 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Diet food. Diet food scowl.

31 August 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmm. Is your broth thin and tasteless enough? You have a cruel sense of humor, Jon Arbuckle.

1 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

This diet is killing me. You've been on diet before. What's the secret? If you tickle a child, they'll drop the candy.

2 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

It's bedtime. And Jon is going to read me a bedtime story. "Preheat the oven to 350 degrees..."

3 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh A. summer. The clear blue sky... The warm sun... The cool grass... The hot driveway...

4 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's your dinner...sorry it's late. squeeeeek And I don't care HOW many demerits I have!

5 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

-

6 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

ALA-KAZAM...SPARERIBS!! One of these days that's going to work.

7 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Meet my new pet, "Bob"... The ice cream cone! Good boy, Bob!

8 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Z I'm sorry if I'm boring you. Nonsense, you're just boring enough.

9 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Check out that view! I don't think you're checking it out. Prove it.

10 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

* SMOOCH What was THAT for? NO reason. No reason? Nope. You mean I get a kiss just for SITTING here? Yup. Love's pretty cool. So I've noticed.

11 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

It's 11:59 PM In one minute it will be tuesday. If my watch stops, does it stay monday? Don't even go there.

12 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm nicewr to you than you are to me. You know what, Jon? You're right. And let's never change.

13 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Why is it that dogs chase things they don't really want to carch?

14 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm my own boss. And I decided to give myself the afternoon off.

15 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Come on, now...you guys need at least ONE vegetable on your shopping list. Onion rings. Technically a vegetable. All right, loophole boy!

16 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAP It's a cruel world.

17 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Surrender, human! We are from the planet Clarion! And we have come to conquer your planet and take its lettuce! Lettuce? Our primary source of nutrition! We demand your lettuce! Sorry, I don't have any lettuce. You don't? I COULDorder a pizza, though. A

18 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm working on my bored expression. You look bored. Yeees!

19 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

They say not to go grocery shopping when you're hungry. They say you end up buying things you don't really need. Like a drum of peanut butter. What do "they" know?

20 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! You should only bark if there's a good reason. BARK! BARK! BARK! Is "barking for fun" a good reason?

21 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm staring at you. And ignoring you at the same time. Okay, that's creepy. Thank you.

22 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what I like about you, Garfield? Oh, wow. It could be any number of things. Not your modesty. Cool, that narrows it down.

23 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, the morning stares...when the lights are on, but nobody's home. Watch this, they won't even notice that I'm replacing their pet food with table scraps. bump

24 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

mmmmf TLOK TLOK mmmmmf mmmmmf TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK mmmmmf sluuugh TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK More peanut butter, Odie?

25 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Say... If there's a mint on my wrist... Then where is my watch? And why is your tummy ticking?

26 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm falling from a tree! Z A REALLY tall tree.

27 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

First time I ever used a chainsaw. You don't say.

28 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

This cereal is fortified with vitamins and minerals. Are we out of the kind that's fortified with sugar?

29 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I sometimes make mistakes. Like dating Jon! You stay out of this!

30 September 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

We need a new table.

1 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

huuuuuhhh . fuh fuh fuh . Get it, boy! fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh PAF -

2 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I am contemplating the future. Or maybe it's the past. Mine look a lot alike.

3 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I have feelings. No, you don't. I really do. Oh, no, you don't! But I don't like to talk about them. Oh, that's okay then.

4 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Time for some exercise! SMACK! One...

5 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I'll try being less cute. Nope, can't do it. Let me help...

6 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Casual friday.

7 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

What is the world coming to? Just so it isn't doing it here.

8 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-oh... Wait, what's he doing? Is he drawing a picture of me? I think he is! How cool! I'll give him a nice smile! And what's your name? Stu! CATCH of the DAY STU I hate him.

9 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

The future is bright! Glowing with a luminescence that fills the room! Check that. I'm looking at a lamp.

10 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, fatso! I just want you to know that you don't scare me! I don't? Nope. Spiders have eight lives, you know. That's eight LEGS. Oops.

11 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Pick a card, any card. But don't... eat it. munch munch

12 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

So long! Have a good day! I'll miss you! The pizza guy gets a better send-off than I do. You don't bring me pepperoni.

13 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a busy day today. Oh, so did we. What did you do? Uhhh... Sorry. No follow-up questions.

14 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Someday you will be replaced by a donut-frying robot. What are you talking about? Progress, baby.

15 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Nice day. Where? Not over here. Not over here. Found it! Right under this old slice of pizza! munch munch

16 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I know what we can do! And another day is ruined!

17 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

AROOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOoooo Take a breath!

18 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You smell like a flower. * Change our soap. SMACK!

19 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Now what? Get a job.

20 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield... Yes, Arlene? Tuna. Sweet talker!

21 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield. We still have a clean bowl. We won't have to do the dishes for another week! Yessss!

22 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmmm... Okay, we'll take two of the glazed, two of the chocolate... Two of the jelly-filled...two of the twists... Two with sprinkles...and what are those? They have maple icing, topped with crumbled bacon. And ten thousand ofthose. What about tomorrow?

23 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ha! Ha! Ha! There sure are a lot of cat videos on the Internet. Of course... That's why it was invented.

24 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAH! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! Jon, it's a stick. That wa scary! YOU'RE scary.

25 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Here comes the monster up the sidewalk! knock knock Don't answer that! Problem solved.

26 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

ROWR! YAAAH! Don't sneak up behind me like that! Okay. ROWR! YAAAH!

27 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Fresh fruits and vegetables...fresh fruits and vegetables... Vegan zombie.

28 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

No! You can't make me! Get into your coffin, young man! Teenage Dracula.

29 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

* ** sniff sniff SOB! SOB! WAAAAAAHHH AROOOOOOOOOO We will retorn to "Fido Loses His Squeaky Bone". Why do you whatch these things?

30 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hug time! YAAAH! Followed by some quiet ice cream time.

31 October 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Earbuds into the drawer, and... Abracadabra! TA-DA!

1 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Have you seen my teenage son? That way.

2 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon admires me a lot. You're fat. See? He said that there's a lot of me to admire.

3 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

The world existed before you were born. And it will exist after you're gone. Why?

4 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

My chicken sandwich doesn't have any chicken in it. If I were you, I'd be outraged. Fortunately I'm not you.

5 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff sni sni Furnace finally kicked on.

6 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

This isn't easy. Z THAT was.

7 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I possess many skills. But he doesn't know what they are. I wonder what they are.

8 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I an NOT a loser! Most of the time. A lot of the time. Some of the time. A little bit of the time. Keep going.

9 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! Who left the fish bones behind the couch? Did you like that one? You do know how to ask a stupid question.

10 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I am dieting! Must you eat that in front of me? No. But it enhances the enjoyment.

11 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Next add 20 cloves of garlic... And 5 cups of chili powder and a pint of sauerkraut juice. NOW, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT THIS!!! Worst cooking show ever.

12 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Faster that a speeding basset hound! More powerful than an asthmatic chihuahua! Able to leap dingleballs in a single bound! Up on the table! It's a bird dog! It's a plane! It's SUPER ODIE!! BOOT! Up, up, and awaaay!

13 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Man, I'd like to take a nap... But I'm not sleepy. Who wants to hear about my day? Ah, there we go.

14 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You should get some fresh air. Sure. Can I order that online?

15 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! So many dogs, so little time!

16 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I will now present the news using puppets. Whoa! Unless I#m mistaken, a bunny rabbit just robbed a bank.

17 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You're a good boy, Garfield. Yes, I am. What's HAPPENING to me?!

18 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Whoa. I don't feel quite like myself today. Jon's having a good day.

19 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Who wants to go for a walk? YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YAP! YIP! YAP! YAPPY! YAPPY! YIP! YIP! YAP! Coming with us? I'll wait for the limo.What did you get Garfield, for Christmas, Jon? I got him a c-a-t t-o-y. He's right here. I WANTED a j-e-t s-k-i, you d-o-r-

20 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

This whole hating mondays thing is wearing me out. I gotta adjust my attitude. Monday is just another day, right? I feel better already! Wanna hear the world's longest polka on the world's loudest accordion?

21 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Bark! Hey, Odie! A little help ip here! -

22 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You're going to regret joining me up here, Odie. What are you going to do when your arms get tired? Hmmm? Show-off.

23 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Yesterday I saw some cats in that new dumpster behind Al's Fish Market. The smell would curl your whiskers. It's on 12th street. Wanna go? Absolutely!

24 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

STEAK! KLOK! It's still frozen, Garfield! I can wait.

25 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

DOG PARK And all the rest belongs to cats!

26 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

pizza parlors had a royal platinum level. They created it just for us.

27 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been tossing and turning all night. I just cannot get to sleep. Time to get a more comfortable owner.

28 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Fetch the can opener, Odie! Wha?!!... Well, TECHNICALLY you're right.

29 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh I've been hanging in this tree too long. Waaaay too long. See Historic "Cat In Tree" Souvenirs $5

30 November 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I got stuck up in this tree, and then guess what? Jon saw me, and got a ladder. And then guess what?

1 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

...and then the lion pounces! Do we have any canned wildebeest?

2 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

schlurrrrrp GARFIELD! Okay! Okay! I'll make a new pot.

3 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Dear Santa, I am writing to you as a character reference for my cat, Garfield. Please do not judge him solely on his naughty deeds. He really is kind and loving, with a heart of gold. I have never known another cat so selfless andnoble. I ask that you ke

4 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

No mall for us this year Garfield...we're christmas shopping ONLINE! Sounds good. Have fun. I'll be in the food court. Get out of the refrigerator!

5 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Item is now in your shopping cart. Proceed to checkout? click New customer? Create account and password. I need a password to buy a cheese log?! You can use mine.

6 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

View your shopping cart click Who put 200 boxes of microwave corn dogs in here?! Huh. That's a real poser, that one is.

7 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I need to get something for Liz. She loves animals...let's look here. click Oops. I'll need you to sign for the hyena, ma'am.

8 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Know the best part about christmas shopping online? No lines, and no waiting! click Processing order

9 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I remember every christmas, dad would hang a sprig of mistletoe ove the barn door. Yep... I sure kissed a lot of cows. Oh, yes...nightmares tonight.

10 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Jo, that's no mistletoe, that's a leaf of romaine lettuce duct taped to the ceiling! Close enough. Joy to the world!

11 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't believe how good you've been lately. Thank you. I guess it's because Santa's watching, huh? Yes. This is really killing you, isn't it? It's excruciating.

12 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Very christmassy. I think Odie has you beat, though.

13 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

hammer hamme hammer hammer hamme hammer -

14 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you flock the dog? You say that like it's a bad thing.

15 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you finish decorating yet, Jon? Not yet. I'm having a little trouble with th stand. What's wrong? It's stuck. Stuck? Long story. Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.

16 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

I've watched this christmas special every year since I was a little boy. It sure brings back memories. I want my ba-ba-bear. I had a feeling we were headed there.

17 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

whine... Okay, Odie, okay... You can hang the last ornament on the tree. Here you go, Garfield. Odie! Dinner!

18 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, I hope you didn't spend too much money on me this christmas. How much is too much? Just a hair more than not enough.

19 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

20 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Snow Globe Purchase click GIFT SHIPPING OPTIONS: o Regular o Express o Drone x Drone KONK

21 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Mouse problem solved, Garfield! They're going to have to sty somewhere ELSE this winter! This can't be permanent, guys. Oh, come on! We like it here! Central heat, baby!

22 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield, I'm starting to feel kinda bad about kicking the mice out of the house with christmas coming up... Do you guys need blankets or anything? Yeah! And sime sheets! NICE sheets! 800-thread-count egyptian, baby!

23 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

We wanted to thank Jon for letting us stay inside this Christmas. So my wife knitted him a little something. Remember, wash it in cold water ot it'll shrink.

24 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Good night, Garfield. 10:00 PM 12:00 AM 2:00 AM 4:00 AM 6:00 AM Merry Christmas, Garfield. SNORE

25 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas is over ALREADY?! It CAN'T be over! It has to come back! I'M NOT DONE BEING MERRY YET!!

26 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't you love the sweaters mom made us this year? I guess. Where's your sweater, Odie? Nice.

27 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Will this day ever end?! BEDTIME! I should've asked sooner.

28 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon and I had a snowball fight. I won. Jon lost.

29 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

Ready for the new year?! * TOOOOOOOT! It hasn't even started yet, and I'm ready for it to be over.

30 December 2016
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! And when Odie hits the floor... It signals the start of the new year! CRASH!

31 December 2016
 




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