Jon's looking at his photo album. - Farm memories... - The livestock section.
1 January 2016
I just found a box with some of my old toys! - My brother and I used to fight over the action figures, so mom made us divide them up. - I got the heads. They must have had some fascinating conversations.
2 January 2016
sniiifffff - ah - AH - AHHH - CHOO!! - sniff Excuse me. Thanks for sharing, Garfield.
3 January 2016
Garfield, let's go outside and play fetch. - - I'll get the ball. I thought you were kidding!
4 January 2016
- - Ask me what I did today. Let me guess...
5 January 2016
You're going to use that pathetic puppy face to beg for food? - - How's this? Is this right?
6 January 2016
The world is a horrible place! - Dinner. - Well, it WAS!
7 January 2016
Liz, life is like a giant pan of lasagna... - And Garfield got to the table before we did. - What are you saying, Jon? We'll have to eat out. Burp!
8 January 2016
We house cats seem to be nice, but we still have all our primal insticts intact. - Yes, the savage blood of our jungle forefathers yet courses through our veins as we venture off to the hunt. - Oh, taxi!
9 January 2016
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10 January 2016
I think I'll get up. - - I THINK a lot of things.
11 January 2016
ACHOO! - BRAAAAP! - I hate it when you're sick! Oh, I'm sorry, is this your sweater?
12 January 2016
"Dear ask a dog." - "Why are you guys always smelling stuff?" - Just answer the question! sniff sniff
13 January 2016
Let's do something. - Again?! - We did something LAST week!
14 January 2016
Liz says I have too much cologne on. What do you think? - THUD - Guess so. Hey! My felas are gone!
15 January 2016
Jon says wormth escapes through your head. - - If ever there was an argument for frostbite...
16 January 2016
17 January 2016
Have you missed me, world? - - I didn't miss YOU, either.
18 January 2016
It's been nice visiting with you. - Guess I'll go home to the wife and eggs. - A little bird humor there. Very little.
19 January 2016
- ZIP - Being friendly is Odie's worst trait.
20 January 2016
Some say I'm lazy... - But I digest food while I'm asleep. - And just what are you doing? Multitasking, baby!
21 January 2016
Do you think I'm good enough for Liz? - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - You're the wrong guy to ask. Oh, I think I laugh for everyone.
22 January 2016
I love you, Richard! - Who's "Richard"? - I mean "Russell". Just don't forget to feed the cat, lady.
23 January 2016
Hmmmmm... - Oh, look, Garfield! Our trip to the beach! - - - - - That was SO much fun...we should go again!
24 January 2016
Time for bed. - - Look at me...I forgot to get up today!
25 January 2016
There's never a dull moment around here. - Hey, Garfield, wanna watchm e sort socks? - ...a dull LIFETIME, yes.
26 January 2016
Guess who? - Hi, Garfield. - How'd you know? Who else would have paws that smell like peanut butter?
27 January 2016
Lunch has officially ended as of... - Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp - Now. You're disgusting.
28 January 2016
Guess what Garfield and I did yesterday. Stared off into space? - - Well, not the WHOLE day. We took nap breaks.
29 January 2016
I would like to climb a mountain, or swim an ocean. - BAT - Even better!
30 January 2016
RIIINNNG * Hello? - Skiing?...really?! SURE, Liz! I haven't been skiing in AGES! - See you later, Garfield! SLAM! - i:00 PM - 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM click - Tonight's top story: "Mayhem on the bunny slope"!
31 January 2016