Jon's looking at his photo album. Farm memories... The livestock section.
1 January 2016
I just found a box with some of my old toys! My brother and I used to fight over the action figures, so mom made us divide them up. I got the heads. They must have had some fascinating conversations.
2 January 2016
sniiifffff ah AH AHHH CHOO!! sniff Excuse me. Thanks for sharing, Garfield.
3 January 2016
Garfield, let's go outside and play fetch. I'll get the ball. I thought you were kidding!
4 January 2016
Ask me what I did today. Let me guess...
5 January 2016
You're going to use that pathetic puppy face to beg for food? How's this? Is this right?
6 January 2016
The world is a horrible place! Dinner. Well, it WAS!
7 January 2016
Liz, life is like a giant pan of lasagna... And Garfield got to the table before we did. What are you saying, Jon? We'll have to eat out. Burp!
8 January 2016
We house cats seem to be nice, but we still have all our primal insticts intact. Yes, the savage blood of our jungle forefathers yet courses through our veins as we venture off to the hunt. Oh, taxi!
9 January 2016
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10 January 2016
I think I'll get up. I THINK a lot of things.
11 January 2016
ACHOO! BRAAAAP! I hate it when you're sick! Oh, I'm sorry, is this your sweater?
12 January 2016
"Dear ask a dog." "Why are you guys always smelling stuff?" Just answer the question! sniff sniff
13 January 2016
Let's do something. Again?! We did something LAST week!
14 January 2016
Liz says I have too much cologne on. What do you think? THUD Guess so. Hey! My felas are gone!
15 January 2016
Jon says wormth escapes through your head. If ever there was an argument for frostbite...
16 January 2016
17 January 2016
Have you missed me, world? I didn't miss YOU, either.
18 January 2016
It's been nice visiting with you. Guess I'll go home to the wife and eggs. A little bird humor there. Very little.
19 January 2016
ZIP Being friendly is Odie's worst trait.
20 January 2016
Some say I'm lazy... But I digest food while I'm asleep. And just what are you doing? Multitasking, baby!
21 January 2016
Do you think I'm good enough for Liz? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! You're the wrong guy to ask. Oh, I think I laugh for everyone.
22 January 2016
I love you, Richard! Who's "Richard"? I mean "Russell". Just don't forget to feed the cat, lady.
23 January 2016
Hmmmmm... Oh, look, Garfield! Our trip to the beach! That was SO much fun...we should go again!
24 January 2016
Time for bed. Look at me...I forgot to get up today!
25 January 2016
There's never a dull moment around here. Hey, Garfield, wanna watchm e sort socks? ...a dull LIFETIME, yes.
26 January 2016
Guess who? Hi, Garfield. How'd you know? Who else would have paws that smell like peanut butter?
27 January 2016
Lunch has officially ended as of... Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp Now. You're disgusting.
28 January 2016
Guess what Garfield and I did yesterday. Stared off into space? Well, not the WHOLE day. We took nap breaks.
29 January 2016
I would like to climb a mountain, or swim an ocean. BAT Even better!
30 January 2016
RIIINNNG * Hello? Skiing?...really?! SURE, Liz! I haven't been skiing in AGES! See you later, Garfield! SLAM! i:00 PM 3:00 PM 6:00 PM click Tonight's top story: "Mayhem on the bunny slope"!
31 January 2016