- - We need a new table.
1 October 2016
huuuuuhhh . fuh fuh fuh . Get it, boy! - fuh fuh fuh fuh - fuh fuh - PAF -
2 October 2016
I am contemplating the future. - Or maybe it's the past. - Mine look a lot alike.
3 October 2016
I have feelings. No, you don't. - I really do. Oh, no, you don't! - But I don't like to talk about them. Oh, that's okay then.
4 October 2016
Time for some exercise! - SMACK! - One...
5 October 2016
I think I'll try being less cute. - - Nope, can't do it. Let me help...
6 October 2016
- - Casual friday.
7 October 2016
What is the world coming to? - - Just so it isn't doing it here.
8 October 2016
- Uh-oh... - Wait, what's he doing? - Is he drawing a picture of me? I think he is! - How cool! I'll give him a nice smile! - And what's your name? Stu! - CATCH of the DAY STU I hate him.
9 October 2016
The future is bright! - Glowing with a luminescence that fills the room! - Check that. I'm looking at a lamp.
10 October 2016
Hey, fatso! I just want you to know that you don't scare me! - I don't? Nope. Spiders have eight lives, you know. - That's eight LEGS. Oops.
11 October 2016
Pick a card, any card. - But don't... - eat it. munch munch
12 October 2016
So long! Have a good day! - I'll miss you! - The pizza guy gets a better send-off than I do. You don't bring me pepperoni.
13 October 2016
I had a busy day today. - Oh, so did we. - What did you do? Uhhh... Sorry. No follow-up questions.
14 October 2016
- Someday you will be replaced by a donut-frying robot. - What are you talking about? Progress, baby.
15 October 2016
- Nice day. - Where? - Not over here. - Not over here. - Found it! - Right under this old slice of pizza! munch munch
16 October 2016
- - I know what we can do! And another day is ruined!
17 October 2016
AROOOOOOOOOO - OOOOOOOOOOO - OOOOOOoooo Take a breath!
18 October 2016
You smell like a flower. - * - Change our soap. SMACK!
19 October 2016
- - Now what? Get a job.
20 October 2016
Garfield... Yes, Arlene? - Tuna. - Sweet talker!
21 October 2016
Look, Garfield. - We still have a clean bowl. - We won't have to do the dishes for another week! Yessss!
22 October 2016
Hmmmm... - Okay, we'll take two of the glazed, two of the chocolate... - Two of the jelly-filled...two of the twists... - Two with sprinkles...and what are those? - They have maple icing, topped with crumbled bacon. - And ten thousand of
23 October 2016
Ha! Ha! Ha! - There sure are a lot of cat videos on the Internet. Of course... - That's why it was invented.
24 October 2016
YAAAH! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! - Jon, it's a stick. That wa scary! YOU'RE scary.
25 October 2016
Here comes the monster up the sidewalk! - knock knock - Don't answer that! Problem solved.
26 October 2016
ROWR! YAAAH! - Don't sneak up behind me like that! Okay. - ROWR! YAAAH!
27 October 2016
- Fresh fruits and vegetables...fresh fruits and vegetables... - Vegan zombie.
28 October 2016
No! - You can't make me! - Get into your coffin, young man! Teenage Dracula.
29 October 2016
* - ** - sniff sniff - SOB! SOB! - WAAAAAAHHH - AROOOOOOOOOO - We will retorn to "Fido Loses His Squeaky Bone". Why do you whatch these things?
30 October 2016
Hug time! - YAAAH! - Followed by some quiet ice cream time.
31 October 2016