We need a new table.
1 October 2016
huuuuuhhh . fuh fuh fuh . Get it, boy! fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh PAF -
2 October 2016
I am contemplating the future. Or maybe it's the past. Mine look a lot alike.
3 October 2016
I have feelings. No, you don't. I really do. Oh, no, you don't! But I don't like to talk about them. Oh, that's okay then.
4 October 2016
Time for some exercise! SMACK! One...
5 October 2016
I think I'll try being less cute. Nope, can't do it. Let me help...
6 October 2016
7 October 2016
What is the world coming to? Just so it isn't doing it here.
8 October 2016
Uh-oh... Wait, what's he doing? Is he drawing a picture of me? I think he is! How cool! I'll give him a nice smile! And what's your name? Stu! CATCH of the DAY STU I hate him.
9 October 2016
The future is bright! Glowing with a luminescence that fills the room! Check that. I'm looking at a lamp.
10 October 2016
Hey, fatso! I just want you to know that you don't scare me! I don't? Nope. Spiders have eight lives, you know. That's eight LEGS. Oops.
11 October 2016
Pick a card, any card. But don't... eat it. munch munch
12 October 2016
So long! Have a good day! I'll miss you! The pizza guy gets a better send-off than I do. You don't bring me pepperoni.
13 October 2016
I had a busy day today. Oh, so did we. What did you do? Uhhh... Sorry. No follow-up questions.
14 October 2016
Someday you will be replaced by a donut-frying robot. What are you talking about? Progress, baby.
15 October 2016
Nice day. Where? Not over here. Not over here. Found it! Right under this old slice of pizza! munch munch
16 October 2016
I know what we can do! And another day is ruined!
17 October 2016
AROOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOoooo Take a breath!
18 October 2016
You smell like a flower. * Change our soap. SMACK!
19 October 2016
Now what? Get a job.
20 October 2016
Garfield... Yes, Arlene? Tuna. Sweet talker!
21 October 2016
Look, Garfield. We still have a clean bowl. We won't have to do the dishes for another week! Yessss!
22 October 2016
Hmmmm... Okay, we'll take two of the glazed, two of the chocolate... Two of the jelly-filled...two of the twists... Two with sprinkles...and what are those? They have maple icing, topped with crumbled bacon. And ten thousand ofthose. What about tomorrow?
23 October 2016
Ha! Ha! Ha! There sure are a lot of cat videos on the Internet. Of course... That's why it was invented.
24 October 2016
YAAAH! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! Jon, it's a stick. That wa scary! YOU'RE scary.
25 October 2016
Here comes the monster up the sidewalk! knock knock Don't answer that! Problem solved.
26 October 2016
ROWR! YAAAH! Don't sneak up behind me like that! Okay. ROWR! YAAAH!
27 October 2016
Fresh fruits and vegetables...fresh fruits and vegetables... Vegan zombie.
28 October 2016
No! You can't make me! Get into your coffin, young man! Teenage Dracula.
29 October 2016
* ** sniff sniff SOB! SOB! WAAAAAAHHH AROOOOOOOOOO We will retorn to "Fido Loses His Squeaky Bone". Why do you whatch these things?
30 October 2016
Hug time! YAAAH! Followed by some quiet ice cream time.
31 October 2016