Earbuds into the drawer, and... Abracadabra! TA-DA!
1 November 2016
Have you seen my teenage son? That way.
2 November 2016
Jon admires me a lot. You're fat. See? He said that there's a lot of me to admire.
3 November 2016
The world existed before you were born. And it will exist after you're gone. Why?
4 November 2016
My chicken sandwich doesn't have any chicken in it. If I were you, I'd be outraged. Fortunately I'm not you.
5 November 2016
sniff sniff sniff sniff sni sni Furnace finally kicked on.
6 November 2016
This isn't easy. Z THAT was.
7 November 2016
I possess many skills. But he doesn't know what they are. I wonder what they are.
8 November 2016
I an NOT a loser! Most of the time. A lot of the time. Some of the time. A little bit of the time. Keep going.
9 November 2016
Hey! Who left the fish bones behind the couch? Did you like that one? You do know how to ask a stupid question.
10 November 2016
Garfield, I am dieting! Must you eat that in front of me? No. But it enhances the enjoyment.
11 November 2016
Next add 20 cloves of garlic... And 5 cups of chili powder and a pint of sauerkraut juice. NOW, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT THIS!!! Worst cooking show ever.
12 November 2016
Faster that a speeding basset hound! More powerful than an asthmatic chihuahua! Able to leap dingleballs in a single bound! Up on the table! It's a bird dog! It's a plane! It's SUPER ODIE!! BOOT! Up, up, and awaaay!
13 November 2016
Man, I'd like to take a nap... But I'm not sleepy. Who wants to hear about my day? Ah, there we go.
14 November 2016
You should get some fresh air. Sure. Can I order that online?
15 November 2016
BOOT! So many dogs, so little time!
16 November 2016
I will now present the news using puppets. Whoa! Unless I#m mistaken, a bunny rabbit just robbed a bank.
17 November 2016
You're a good boy, Garfield. Yes, I am. What's HAPPENING to me?!
18 November 2016
Whoa. I don't feel quite like myself today. Jon's having a good day.
19 November 2016
Who wants to go for a walk? YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YAP! YIP! YAP! YAPPY! YAPPY! YIP! YIP! YAP! Coming with us? I'll wait for the limo.What did you get Garfield, for Christmas, Jon? I got him a c-a-t t-o-y. He's right here. I WANTED a j-e-t s-k-i, you d-o-r-
20 November 2016
This whole hating mondays thing is wearing me out. I gotta adjust my attitude. Monday is just another day, right? I feel better already! Wanna hear the world's longest polka on the world's loudest accordion?
21 November 2016
Bark! Hey, Odie! A little help ip here! -
22 November 2016
You're going to regret joining me up here, Odie. What are you going to do when your arms get tired? Hmmm? Show-off.
23 November 2016
Yesterday I saw some cats in that new dumpster behind Al's Fish Market. The smell would curl your whiskers. It's on 12th street. Wanna go? Absolutely!
24 November 2016
STEAK! KLOK! It's still frozen, Garfield! I can wait.
25 November 2016
DOG PARK And all the rest belongs to cats!
26 November 2016
pizza parlors had a royal platinum level. They created it just for us.
27 November 2016
I've been tossing and turning all night. I just cannot get to sleep. Time to get a more comfortable owner.
28 November 2016
Fetch the can opener, Odie! Wha?!!... Well, TECHNICALLY you're right.
29 November 2016
Sigh I've been hanging in this tree too long. Waaaay too long. See Historic "Cat In Tree" Souvenirs $5
30 November 2016