Earbuds into the drawer, and... - Abracadabra! - TA-DA!
1 November 2016
- - Have you seen my teenage son? That way.
2 November 2016
Jon admires me a lot. - You're fat. See? - He said that there's a lot of me to admire.
3 November 2016
The world existed before you were born. - And it will exist after you're gone. - Why?
4 November 2016
My chicken sandwich doesn't have any chicken in it. - If I were you, I'd be outraged. - Fortunately I'm not you.
5 November 2016
- - - sniff sniff sniff sniff - sni- sni- - - Furnace finally kicked on.
6 November 2016
This isn't easy. - Z - THAT was.
7 November 2016
I possess many skills. - But he doesn't know what they are. - I wonder what they are.
8 November 2016
I an NOT a loser! Most of the time. - A lot of the time. Some of the time. - A little bit of the time. Keep going.
9 November 2016
Hey! - Who left the fish bones behind the couch? - Did you like that one? You do know how to ask a stupid question.
10 November 2016
Garfield, I am dieting! - Must you eat that in front of me? No. - But it enhances the enjoyment.
11 November 2016
Next add 20 cloves of garlic... - And 5 cups of chili powder and a pint of sauerkraut juice. - NOW, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT THIS!!! Worst cooking show ever.
12 November 2016
- Faster that a speeding basset hound! More powerful than an asthmatic chihuahua! - Able to leap dingleballs in a single bound! - Up on the table! It's a bird dog! It's a plane! - It's SUPER ODIE!! - BOOT! - Up, up, and awaaay!
13 November 2016
Man, I'd like to take a nap... - But I'm not sleepy. - Who wants to hear about my day? Ah, there we go.
14 November 2016
You should get some fresh air. Sure. - - Can I order that online?
15 November 2016
- BOOT! - So many dogs, so little time!
16 November 2016
I will now present the news using puppets. - Whoa! - Unless I#m mistaken, a bunny rabbit just robbed a bank.
17 November 2016
You're a good boy, Garfield. Yes, I am. - - What's HAPPENING to me?!
18 November 2016
Whoa. - I don't feel quite like myself today. - Jon's having a good day.
19 November 2016
What did you get Garfield, for Christmas, Jon? - I got him a c-a-t t-o-y. - He's right here. I WANTED a j-e-t s-k-i, you d-o-r-k.
20 November 2016
This whole hating mondays thing is wearing me out. I gotta adjust my attitude. - Monday is just another day, right? - I feel better already! Wanna hear the world's longest polka on the world's loudest accordion?
21 November 2016
Bark! - Hey, Odie! A little help ip here! -
22 November 2016
You're going to regret joining me up here, Odie. - What are you going to do when your arms get tired? Hmmm? - Show-off.
23 November 2016
Yesterday I saw some cats in that new dumpster behind Al's Fish Market. - The smell would curl your whiskers. - It's on 12th street. Wanna go? Absolutely!
24 November 2016
STEAK! - KLOK! - It's still frozen, Garfield! I can wait.
25 November 2016
- DOG PARK - And all the rest belongs to cats!
26 November 2016
pizza parlors had a royal platinum level. They created it just for us.
27 November 2016
I've been tossing and turning all night. - I just cannot get to sleep. - Time to get a more comfortable owner.
28 November 2016
Fetch the can opener, Odie! - Wha?!!... - Well, TECHNICALLY you're right.
29 November 2016
Sigh - I've been hanging in this tree too long. - Waaaay too long. See Historic "Cat In Tree" Souvenirs $5
30 November 2016