I got stuck up in this tree, and then guess what? - Jon saw me, and got a ladder. - And then guess what?
1 December 2016
...and then the lion pounces! - - Do we have any canned wildebeest?
2 December 2016
schlurrrrrp - GARFIELD! Okay! Okay! - I'll make a new pot.
3 December 2016
noble. - I ask that you keep these things in mind when cosidering his christmas list. Sincerely yours, Jon Arbuckle. - There. - NOW may I have my car keys back? First click "Send".
4 December 2016
No mall for us this year Garfield...we're christmas shopping ONLINE! - Sounds good. Have fun. - I'll be in the food court. Get out of the refrigerator!
5 December 2016
Item is now in your shopping cart. Proceed to checkout? click - New customer? Create account and password. - I need a password to buy a cheese log?! You can use mine.
6 December 2016
View your shopping cart click - - Who put 200 boxes of microwave corn dogs in here?! Huh. That's a real poser, that one is.
7 December 2016
I need to get something for Liz. She loves animals...let's look here. - click Oops. - I'll need you to sign for the hyena, ma'am.
8 December 2016
Know the best part about christmas shopping online? - No lines, and no waiting! click - Processing order
9 December 2016
I remember every christmas, dad would hang a sprig of mistletoe ove the barn door. - Yep... - I sure kissed a lot of cows. Oh, yes...nightmares tonight.
10 December 2016
- - - Jo, that's no mistletoe, that's a leaf of romaine lettuce duct taped to the ceiling! - - - Close enough. Joy to the world!
11 December 2016
I can't believe how good you've been lately. Thank you. - I guess it's because Santa's watching, huh? Yes. - This is really killing you, isn't it? It's excruciating.
12 December 2016
Very christmassy. - I think Odie has you beat, though. -
13 December 2016
hammer hamme hammer - hammer hamme hammer -
14 December 2016
- - Did you flock the dog? You say that like it's a bad thing.
15 December 2016
Did you finish decorating yet, Jon? Not yet. I'm having a little trouble with th stand. - What's wrong? It's stuck. - Stuck? Long story. Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.
16 December 2016
I've watched this christmas special every year since I was a little boy. - It sure brings back memories. - I want my ba-ba-bear. I had a feeling we were headed there.
17 December 2016
whine... - Okay, Odie, okay... - You can hang the last ornament on the tree. - - Here you go, Garfield. - Odie! Dinner! -
18 December 2016
Jon, I hope you didn't spend too much money on me this christmas. - - How much is too much? Just a hair more than not enough.
19 December 2016
20 December 2016
Snow Globe Purchase click - GIFT SHIPPING OPTIONS: o Regular o Express o Drone - x Drone KONK
21 December 2016
Mouse problem solved, Garfield! - They're going to have to sty somewhere ELSE this winter! - This can't be permanent, guys. Oh, come on! We like it here! Central heat, baby!
22 December 2016
You know, Garfield, I'm starting to feel kinda bad about kicking the mice out of the house with christmas coming up... - - Do you guys need blankets or anything? Yeah! And sime sheets! NICE sheets! 800-thread-count egyptian, baby!
23 December 2016
We wanted to thank Jon for letting us stay inside this Christmas. - So my wife knitted him a little something. - Remember, wash it in cold water ot it'll shrink.
24 December 2016
Good night, Garfield. - 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM - 4:00 AM - 6:00 AM - - - Merry Christmas, Garfield. SNORE
25 December 2016
Christmas is over ALREADY?! - It CAN'T be over! It has to come back! - I'M NOT DONE BEING MERRY YET!!
26 December 2016
Don't you love the sweaters mom made us this year? I guess. - Where's your sweater, Odie? - Nice.
27 December 2016
Will this day ever end?! - BEDTIME! - I should've asked sooner.
28 December 2016
Jon and I had a snowball fight. - I won. - Jon lost.
29 December 2016
Ready for the new year?! - * TOOOOOOOT! - It hasn't even started yet, and I'm ready for it to be over.
30 December 2016
BOOT! - And when Odie hits the floor... - It signals the start of the new year! CRASH!
31 December 2016