I should get up. - - It takes a big cat to admit when he's made a mistake.
1 February 2016
I'm in a great mood! - That's annoying. - And it just keeps getting better!
2 February 2016
"Dear ask a dog"... - "Grrrrrr!" - Please, no hate mail.
3 February 2016
- Somebody put this green thing on my sandwich. - This is lettuce. Name it, take it to a movie, keep it as a pet, but I'm not eating it!
4 February 2016
We're going for a run. - Cool. - I'm going for a just-lie-here.
5 February 2016
A double cheeseburger with a baked potato... - Instead of french fries. - Oh, how I suffer.
6 February 2016
- - - - SCHLUCK - Ahhhhhhhhh - Cocoa always tastes better after you've built a snowman.
7 February 2016
- Cheeseburger. - And THAT'S how you do a sit-up. I don not believe this morning is going to end well for you, Jon.
8 February 2016
That cloud looks like a meat loaf... - And that one looks like an appl pie. - What's the weather like? Delicious.
9 February 2016
Mmmmm. - Cheese with cheese on it. - Mice are so uncomplicated.
10 February 2016
You never take me anywhere but this fence. - I think of this as "our place". - How sweet! I'm also cheap.
11 February 2016
* smoooch - Mmm. Goodnight kisses are wonderful! . Don't make me slap you...
12 February 2016
**ROWR! - - More complaints from the neighbors. I can't get any louder!
13 February 2016
to Liz to tell her how much I love her?! RIP! RIP! RIP! How about "I love you"? I love you? - I love you. I love you. - SMOOOOCH *
14 February 2016
I've seen it all. - - If it's on the ceiling.
15 February 2016
- - Anything interesting outside? Not since I came in.
16 February 2016
- - And you think I'VE gained weight!
17 February 2016
I'm cold. - Jon?! - Would you turn the winter down, please?
18 February 2016
I could never be a superhero because I don't look good in tights. - THAT'S the reason? - Are you saying I DO look good in tights? Please don't encourage him!
19 February 2016
I'm always looking for ways to improve my brain. - Hmmm... - Have you considered a fresh coat of paint?
20 February 2016
- - - - - 1000 DINGLE BALLS - Nightmare? No more jalapeno poppers before bed.
21 February 2016
Nothing can stop me! - - Or start me.
22 February 2016
Stay tuned for more me. - - And now, slightly less me.
23 February 2016
- - How do you like it when *I'M* late for a date? I ate your dinner.
24 February 2016
Check it out, Garfield. - My collection is almost complete! - Just one more fingernail! Is winter over?
25 February 2016
You're the best girlfriend ever! - And you're the best pet ever! - WE could do better.
26 February 2016
The world could use more rainbows and butterflies. Jon was under the sink fixing a leak... - And hopping bunnies. When Odie jumped on him... - Real cute ones! And that's how he got the concussion.
27 February 2016
- - - - CAMERA - - Oh, Garfield.
28 February 2016
I had a really, really good day! - - That guy sure looked a lot like Jon.
29 February 2016