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Garfield

I should get up. It takes a big cat to admit when he's made a mistake.

1 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm in a great mood! That's annoying. And it just keeps getting better!

2 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog"... "Grrrrrr!" Please, no hate mail.

3 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

Somebody put this green thing on my sandwich. This is lettuce. Name it, take it to a movie, keep it as a pet, but I'm not eating it!

4 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

We're going for a run. Cool. I'm going for a just-lie-here.

5 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

A double cheeseburger with a baked potato... Instead of french fries. Oh, how I suffer.

6 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

SCHLUCK Ahhhhhhhhh Cocoa always tastes better after you've built a snowman.

7 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

Cheeseburger. And THAT'S how you do a sit-up. I don not believe this morning is going to end well for you, Jon.

8 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

That cloud looks like a meat loaf... And that one looks like an appl pie. What's the weather like? Delicious.

9 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

Mmmmm. Cheese with cheese on it. Mice are so uncomplicated.

10 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

You never take me anywhere but this fence. I think of this as "our place". How sweet! I'm also cheap.

11 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

* smoooch Mmm. Goodnight kisses are wonderful! . Don't make me slap you...

12 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

**ROWR! More complaints from the neighbors. I can't get any louder!

13 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm writing a love letter, guys. Listen... "Love is like an ostrich"... No, make that "A pipe wrench"... No, how about this... "I would walk to the ends of the earth for you...or at least Ohio". That's not right, either! Wha

14 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

I've seen it all. If it's on the ceiling.

15 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

Anything interesting outside? Not since I came in.

16 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

And you think I'VE gained weight!

17 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm cold. Jon?! Would you turn the winter down, please?

18 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

I could never be a superhero because I don't look good in tights. THAT'S the reason? Are you saying I DO look good in tights? Please don't encourage him!

19 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm always looking for ways to improve my brain. Hmmm... Have you considered a fresh coat of paint?

20 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

1000 DINGLE BALLS Nightmare? No more jalapeno poppers before bed.

21 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

Nothing can stop me! Or start me.

22 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

Stay tuned for more me. And now, slightly less me.

23 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

How do you like it when *I'M* late for a date? I ate your dinner.

24 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

Check it out, Garfield. My collection is almost complete! Just one more fingernail! Is winter over?

25 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

You're the best girlfriend ever! And you're the best pet ever! WE could do better.

26 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

The world could use more rainbows and butterflies. Jon was under the sink fixing a leak... And hopping bunnies. When Odie jumped on him... Real cute ones! And that's how he got the concussion.

27 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

CAMERA Oh, Garfield.

28 February 2016
 


 
Garfield

I had a really, really good day! That guy sure looked a lot like Jon.

29 February 2016
 




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