You should try taking a candy bar out of its wrapper before you eat it. Oooo... Fancy.
1 March 2016
Oh, how I suffer! Check that. Oh, how I make others suffer!
2 March 2016
So ask yourself... What is the difference between a winner and a loser? A winner does not scream into his security blanket. Oops. Loser.
3 March 2016
Sometimes dreams do come true. Z Nope. You're still not a pepperoni pizza.
4 March 2016
My aunt Edna has a bad habit. She was a finger licker. But not her own. A lonely, lonely woman.
5 March 2016
6 March 2016
Why does everything go wrong?! Oh, yeah.
7 March 2016
I'm not perfect. I'm picking up your sarcasm, Garfield. And, for good measure...
8 March 2016
ECHO POINT Meow. Oink. I'm not fat!
9 March 2016
It says "ignore an irritant and it will go away". Liars. Any other suggestions?
10 March 2016
Ow. Ow. Ow. Breathe! Don't faint! Don't faint! Don't faint! Ow ow ow ow ow! Happes every time Jon removes a bandage.
11 March 2016
See my wallet photos, Garfield? One of Liz...one of you and Odie... And Mary Everes Boodle. The inventor of string art.
12 March 2016
Hmmmm... Chinese? Nah...Italian? Nah... Sushi? Nah... Mexican? Nah... Burgers? Nah... Pizza? I know! Why don't we just do Tofu? SAY...that's a GAH ...terrible idea. Ribs?
13 March 2016
Z GAH! Waking up is an annoying way to start a day.
14 March 2016
What's that, Fluffy? Meow meow What are you trying to tell me, Fluffy? MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! I wish I could understand you, Fluffy. He says he hates being called "Fluffy".
15 March 2016
Arf CUT! You couldn't memorize that?
16 March 2016
The universe is enormous. Big deal. Tell me something interesting. Like, how much of it is frosting?
17 March 2016
This is nice. Yes, it is. HOW CAN IT BE NICE IF WE'RE NOT EATING, YOU WEIRDOS?!
18 March 2016
Z Z Z Might as well go to bed.
19 March 2016
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! What a funny video! Replay That cat is so fat, he gets stuck in the pet door! Garfield's gotta see this...hey, GARFIELD! CRAAAAAACK RIIIIP Yes?
20 March 2016
YAWN! Bored? Boring?
21 March 2016
I've got some paperwork to do. Jon? Paperwork? Ah.
22 March 2016
I'm going to write my autobiography! All done. What took you so long?
23 March 2016
I bought you kitty diet food. PLUNK That has to last. You are not going to like tomorrow's headline.
24 March 2016
You look sleepy. Darn... I was going for sleepy-but-handsome.
25 March 2016
I can't believe how lazy you are. I'm not surprised. Jon was also shocked to find out the world is round.
26 March 2016
27 March 2016
Not all cats are lazy you know, Garfield. I agree. There are also the liars.
28 March 2016
I'm not afraid of a challenge. As long as it doesn't come in the house.
29 March 2016
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Please don't encourage him!
30 March 2016
The world seems to be getting along without you. Okay. How about now?
31 March 2016