You should try taking a candy bar out of its wrapper before you eat it. - Oooo... - Fancy.
1 March 2016
Oh, how I suffer! - Check that. - Oh, how I make others suffer!
2 March 2016
So ask yourself... - What is the difference between a winner and a loser? - A winner does not scream into his security blanket. Oops. Loser.
3 March 2016
Sometimes dreams do come true. - Z - Nope. You're still not a pepperoni pizza.
4 March 2016
My aunt Edna has a bad habit. - She was a finger licker. - But not her own. A lonely, lonely woman.
5 March 2016
6 March 2016
Why does everything go wrong?! - - Oh, yeah.
7 March 2016
I'm not perfect. - - I'm picking up your sarcasm, Garfield. And, for good measure...
8 March 2016
ECHO POINT Meow. - Oink. - I'm not fat!
9 March 2016
It says "ignore an irritant and it will go away". - - Liars. Any other suggestions?
10 March 2016
Ow. Ow. Ow. - Breathe! Don't faint! Don't faint! Don't faint! - Ow ow ow ow ow! Happes every time Jon removes a bandage.
11 March 2016
See my wallet photos, Garfield? - One of Liz...one of you and Odie... - And Mary Everes Boodle. The inventor of string art.
12 March 2016
Hmmmm... - Chinese? Nah...Italian? - Nah... Sushi? Nah... Mexican? - Nah... Burgers? Nah... Pizza? - I know! Why don't we just do Tofu? SAY...that's a - GAH - ...terrible idea. Ribs?
13 March 2016
Z - GAH! - Waking up is an annoying way to start a day.
14 March 2016
What's that, Fluffy? Meow meow - What are you trying to tell me, Fluffy? MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! - I wish I could understand you, Fluffy. He says he hates being called "Fluffy".
15 March 2016
Arf - CUT! - You couldn't memorize that?
16 March 2016
The universe is enormous. - Big deal. Tell me something interesting. - Like, how much of it is frosting?
17 March 2016
This is nice. - Yes, it is. - HOW CAN IT BE NICE IF WE'RE NOT EATING, YOU WEIRDOS?!
18 March 2016
Z - Z - Z Might as well go to bed.
19 March 2016
- HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - What a funny video! Replay - That cat is so fat, he gets stuck in the pet door! - Garfield's gotta see this...hey, GARFIELD! - CRAAAAAACK RIIIIP - Yes?
20 March 2016
YAWN! - Bored? - Boring?
21 March 2016
I've got some paperwork to do. - Jon? Paperwork? - Ah.
22 March 2016
I'm going to write my autobiography! - - All done. What took you so long?
23 March 2016
I bought you kitty diet food. - PLUNK - That has to last. You are not going to like tomorrow's headline.
24 March 2016
You look sleepy. - Darn... - I was going for sleepy-but-handsome.
25 March 2016
I can't believe how lazy you are. - I'm not surprised. - Jon was also shocked to find out the world is round.
26 March 2016
was one we could all enjoy. - ...and I love beiong out here with you, and the sun, and the clouds, and the birds, and the grass, and the trees... - And the 50-foot ants... - YAAAAHHHHH!! Here's the part WE like.
27 March 2016
Not all cats are lazy you know, Garfield. - I agree. - There are also the liars.
28 March 2016
I'm not afraid of a challenge. - - As long as it doesn't come in the house.
29 March 2016
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - - Please don't encourage him!
30 March 2016
The world seems to be getting along without you. Okay. - - How about now?
31 March 2016