Let's order dessert. Shh. Not so loud. - What do you mean? - Jon! Liz! Imagine running into you here!
1 April 2016
Through hard work, we will succeed. - - We will not succeed.
2 April 2016
- - squeak squeak squeak - mew mew mew - bark bark bark - - moo moo moo
3 April 2016
- You're missing out an awful lot. - That's kind of the idea.
4 April 2016
5 April 2016
- BARK! - That IS a dog.
6 April 2016
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. - - Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
7 April 2016
You know who's a good kisser? No. - Liz. - You know HOW I know? How come we never discuss sports?!
8 April 2016
zzzzzz YAWN - zzzzzz YAAAWWNNN zzzzzz - It might've been funny to you, but not so much to me. zzzzzz
9 April 2016
Right this way... - Now, next I'll be showing you a four-leg, two-ear condo. It's a perfect flea starter home. - The grounds are lovely. Yes, they're all maintained by the Hoeowner's Association...and here's the unit. - Ooh, how retro. We
10 April 2016
Why don't you just lie there and do nothing? - Consider it done! - I was being sarcastic. Sorry, no longer listening.
11 April 2016
- I have a can of frosting and two spoons. - You do know how to enter a room.
12 April 2016
Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf... pat pat pat - Z - What kind of introduction is that?
13 April 2016
Sometimes when you're down in the dumps... - I mean, WAY down in the dumps... - You find a cookie!
14 April 2016
Garfield, I'm going out with Liz. - Cool. I'll stay here with the food. -
15 April 2016
- - The last time he smiled like that was when he bought the cheap cat food.
16 April 2016
Um... - Jon, there's a spring gardening show downtown today...would you like to go? - Seriously? Uh, yes... - Sure! Really? - Absolutely! Just give me a second! - Wow. That was easier than I thought. - What is it? Just grab your purse, and
17 April 2016
I never seem to get anything done. - Me neither. - And I'M trying. You got me there.
18 April 2016
I could be an action hero. - - But I've got the wrong kind of shoes. I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON!
19 April 2016
AROOOOOO! - OOOOOOO! - Why is Odie howling at a balloon? No moon tonight.
20 April 2016
- Ants... - I'm hoping they know where there's a picnic.
21 April 2016
I wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up. Aw. - You must have been a cute little boy. - I didn't tell her it was last thursday. You were still wearing the hat friday.
22 April 2016
My car ran out of gas today. - THREE times! - How is that even possible?! Did you know cats don't leave fingerprints?
23 April 2016
- He can't see me, for I have ninja skills. - I have stealth and cunning... - I have the element of surprise... - * BWING - SMACK - Aaaand...I have a text from mom.
24 April 2016
And THIS is why a cat will never be president. - - Whew!
25 April 2016
Spring is in the air, Garfield. - And look at you, smiling. - You have spring fever! I just ate a songbird.
26 April 2016
YIP! - shoop - Where's Odie? I dunno. He said something about termintes and left.
27 April 2016
Uh... - What? You're doing that wong. - Hey! Who's the spider here?!
28 April 2016
I told Liz about that terrible thing you did. - Uh... - Could you be more specific?
29 April 2016
I spend most of my day barking at stuff. - That's cool... - And I thought I was special.
30 April 2016