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Garfield

Let's order dessert. Shh. Not so loud. What do you mean? Jon! Liz! Imagine running into you here!

1 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Through hard work, we will succeed. We will not succeed.

2 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

squeak squeak squeak mew mew mew bark bark bark moo moo moo

3 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

You're missing out an awful lot. That's kind of the idea.

4 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

(null)

5 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

BARK! That IS a dog.

6 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

7 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

You know who's a good kisser? No. Liz. You know HOW I know? How come we never discuss sports?!

8 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

zzzzzz YAWN zzzzzz YAAAWWNNN zzzzzz It might've been funny to you, but not so much to me. zzzzzz

9 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Right this way... Now, next I'll be showing you a four-leg, two-ear condo. It's a perfect flea starter home. The grounds are lovely. Yes, they're all maintained by the Hoeowner's Association...and here's the unit. Ooh, how retro. Wecall this "mid-cen

10 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Why don't you just lie there and do nothing? Consider it done! I was being sarcastic. Sorry, no longer listening.

11 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

I have a can of frosting and two spoons. You do know how to enter a room.

12 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf... pat pat pat Z What kind of introduction is that?

13 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes when you're down in the dumps... I mean, WAY down in the dumps... You find a cookie!

14 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm going out with Liz. Cool. I'll stay here with the food. -

15 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

The last time he smiled like that was when he bought the cheap cat food.

16 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Um... Jon, there's a spring gardening show downtown today...would you like to go? Seriously? Uh, yes... Sure! Really? Absolutely! Just give me a second! Wow. That was easier than I thought. What is it? Just grab your purse, andrun like the wind.

17 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

I never seem to get anything done. Me neither. And I'M trying. You got me there.

18 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

I could be an action hero. But I've got the wrong kind of shoes. I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON!

19 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

AROOOOOO! OOOOOOO! Why is Odie howling at a balloon? No moon tonight.

20 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Ants... I'm hoping they know where there's a picnic.

21 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

I wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up. Aw. You must have been a cute little boy. I didn't tell her it was last thursday. You were still wearing the hat friday.

22 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

My car ran out of gas today. THREE times! How is that even possible?! Did you know cats don't leave fingerprints?

23 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

He can't see me, for I have ninja skills. I have stealth and cunning... I have the element of surprise... * BWING SMACK Aaaand...I have a text from mom.

24 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

And THIS is why a cat will never be president. Whew!

25 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Spring is in the air, Garfield. And look at you, smiling. You have spring fever! I just ate a songbird.

26 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

YIP! shoop Where's Odie? I dunno. He said something about termintes and left.

27 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

Uh... What? You're doing that wong. Hey! Who's the spider here?!

28 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

I told Liz about that terrible thing you did. Uh... Could you be more specific?

29 April 2016
 


 
Garfield

I spend most of my day barking at stuff. That's cool... And I thought I was special.

30 April 2016
 




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