Let's order dessert. Shh. Not so loud. What do you mean? Jon! Liz! Imagine running into you here!
1 April 2016
Through hard work, we will succeed. We will not succeed.
2 April 2016
squeak squeak squeak mew mew mew bark bark bark moo moo moo
3 April 2016
You're missing out an awful lot. That's kind of the idea.
4 April 2016
5 April 2016
BARK! That IS a dog.
6 April 2016
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
7 April 2016
You know who's a good kisser? No. Liz. You know HOW I know? How come we never discuss sports?!
8 April 2016
zzzzzz YAWN zzzzzz YAAAWWNNN zzzzzz It might've been funny to you, but not so much to me. zzzzzz
9 April 2016
Right this way... Now, next I'll be showing you a four-leg, two-ear condo. It's a perfect flea starter home. The grounds are lovely. Yes, they're all maintained by the Hoeowner's Association...and here's the unit. Ooh, how retro. Wecall this "mid-cen
10 April 2016
Why don't you just lie there and do nothing? Consider it done! I was being sarcastic. Sorry, no longer listening.
11 April 2016
I have a can of frosting and two spoons. You do know how to enter a room.
12 April 2016
Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf... pat pat pat Z What kind of introduction is that?
13 April 2016
Sometimes when you're down in the dumps... I mean, WAY down in the dumps... You find a cookie!
14 April 2016
Garfield, I'm going out with Liz. Cool. I'll stay here with the food. -
15 April 2016
The last time he smiled like that was when he bought the cheap cat food.
16 April 2016
Um... Jon, there's a spring gardening show downtown today...would you like to go? Seriously? Uh, yes... Sure! Really? Absolutely! Just give me a second! Wow. That was easier than I thought. What is it? Just grab your purse, andrun like the wind.
17 April 2016
I never seem to get anything done. Me neither. And I'M trying. You got me there.
18 April 2016
I could be an action hero. But I've got the wrong kind of shoes. I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON!
19 April 2016
AROOOOOO! OOOOOOO! Why is Odie howling at a balloon? No moon tonight.
20 April 2016
Ants... I'm hoping they know where there's a picnic.
21 April 2016
I wanted to be a cowboy when I grew up. Aw. You must have been a cute little boy. I didn't tell her it was last thursday. You were still wearing the hat friday.
22 April 2016
My car ran out of gas today. THREE times! How is that even possible?! Did you know cats don't leave fingerprints?
23 April 2016
He can't see me, for I have ninja skills. I have stealth and cunning... I have the element of surprise... * BWING SMACK Aaaand...I have a text from mom.
24 April 2016
And THIS is why a cat will never be president. Whew!
25 April 2016
Spring is in the air, Garfield. And look at you, smiling. You have spring fever! I just ate a songbird.
26 April 2016
YIP! shoop Where's Odie? I dunno. He said something about termintes and left.
27 April 2016
Uh... What? You're doing that wong. Hey! Who's the spider here?!
28 April 2016
I told Liz about that terrible thing you did. Uh... Could you be more specific?
29 April 2016
I spend most of my day barking at stuff. That's cool... And I thought I was special.
30 April 2016