Every day is just like another around here. * I'VE DECIDED TO SIIIING EVERYTHING I SYA! ** ** ISN'T THAT GREEEEAT? * * YESSSSS, IT IIIIIIS! * Mmmmph. Why can't every day be just like another around here?
1 May 2016
After a long day of doing nothing, it's good to relax. Although it's hard to know where one ends and the other begins.
2 May 2016
We've had a lot of rain.
3 May 2016
Okay, okay. So you don't need me.
4 May 2016
I demand my rights! With chocolate syrup!I had a busy, busy day. And I'll hve another one tomorrow. You would make a terrible cat.
5 May 2016
Where should we go on out vacation, Garfield? The kitchen! I don't know why I talk to you. We can set up a tent next to the refrigerator.
6 May 2016
...then Liz called a paramedic. And I was trying to tell her... That's just how I dance! Have you considered that she may have called the paramedic for herself?
7 May 2016
* * * * * * sigh ptoo * *
8 May 2016
If spiders didn't exist, who would care? Hel-LO?!... My mom!
9 May 2016
BURP! That was unnecessary! The cabbage and onions beg to differ.
10 May 2016
11 May 2016
Jon has his faults. I HAVE FLEAS! And one of mine.
12 May 2016
I like you, Garfield. I'm going to bake some cookies. And I LOVE you, lady!
13 May 2016
Someday I'd like to walk on the moon. Cool. Bring back a pizza with extra cheese.
14 May 2016
Garfield Yes, there's no cherry on top of your food. That's because we HAVE no cherries. And if you think I'm going out cherry shopping just for you, you're NUTS! We have those by the jar, you know.
15 May 2016
My coffee is cold. Duh, Jon. It's iced coffee. And there's somethig in it. Ice.
16 May 2016
You know what this world needs? More cat hair! On it! I was being sarcastic! Too late.
17 May 2016
Odie wrote an essay about how dogs are better than cats. Burp And then he ate it.
18 May 2016
Does anyone want to borrow my copy of "Swatting Spiders" magazine? No, thank you. Already seen it.
19 May 2016
Arlene, I've written a love poem. Would you like to hear it? Is it to yourself? It's entitled "Orange is the new sexy".
20 May 2016
There might be a few things I'm not good at. With one glaring exception... You, sir, are a genius at understatement.
21 May 2016
Calculating route... Proceed up back steps, and through pet door. Continue across living room, and turn right into hallway. Proceed down hallway for twenty yards, then bear left. Continue for eleven feet. You have reached yourdestination. Wow, this thing
22 May 2016
Z ENCORE! ENCORE! Z
23 May 2016
You lack class. Nonsense... BURP!
24 May 2016
Cats are sophisticated. PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! Dogs, not so much.
25 May 2016
BURP And just when you thought that it couldn't get any better... BURP!
26 May 2016
Hello, doctor. Everything's fine. The less she knows, the better.
27 May 2016
Toothpaste on a saltine? Uh, no, thanks. And no grocery shopping!
28 May 2016
Sigh... I feel fat, Garfield. You?... fat?! ...Nonsense! You are NOT fat, Liz! Trust me, if anyone knows what fat is, *I* should know! See? Now THAT'S fat!
29 May 2016
Remember the old days, when we were bored all the time? Yeah. This is just like that. Yeah. It's nice to know we still got it. You da man.
30 May 2016
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Oh, pew! Your breath is awful! He says that like it's a bad thing.
31 May 2016