- Every day is just like another around here. - * I'VE DECIDED TO SIIIING EVERYTHING I SYA! ** - ** ISN'T THAT GREEEEAT? * - - * YESSSSS, IT IIIIIIS! * - Mmmmph. Why can't every day be just like another around here?
1 May 2016
After a long day of doing nothing, it's good to relax. - Although it's hard to know where one ends and the other begins.
2 May 2016
- - We've had a lot of rain.
3 May 2016
- - Okay, okay. So you don't need me.
4 May 2016
I demand my rights! - - With chocolate syrup!
5 May 2016
Where should we go on out vacation, Garfield? - The kitchen! - I don't know why I talk to you. We can set up a tent next to the refrigerator.
6 May 2016
...then Liz called a paramedic. - And I was trying to tell her... - That's just how I dance! Have you considered that she may have called the paramedic for herself?
7 May 2016
* * * - * * * - - - - sigh - ptoo - * - *
8 May 2016
If spiders didn't exist, who would care? - Hel-LO?!... - My mom!
9 May 2016
- BURP! - That was unnecessary! The cabbage and onions beg to differ.
10 May 2016
11 May 2016
Jon has his faults. - I HAVE FLEAS! - And one of mine.
12 May 2016
I like you, Garfield. - - I'm going to bake some cookies. And I LOVE you, lady!
13 May 2016
Someday I'd like to walk on the moon. - Cool. - Bring back a pizza with extra cheese.
14 May 2016
Garfield - - - Yes, there's no cherry on top of your food. - That's because we HAVE no cherries. - And if you think I'm going out cherry shopping just for you, you're NUTS! - We have those by the jar, you know.
15 May 2016
My coffee is cold. Duh, Jon. It's iced coffee. - - And there's somethig in it. Ice.
16 May 2016
You know what this world needs? - More cat hair! On it! - I was being sarcastic! Too late.
17 May 2016
Odie wrote an essay about how dogs are better than cats. - Burp - And then he ate it.
18 May 2016
Does anyone want to borrow my copy of "Swatting Spiders" magazine? - No, thank you. - Already seen it.
19 May 2016
Arlene, I've written a love poem. - Would you like to hear it? - Is it to yourself? It's entitled "Orange is the new sexy".
20 May 2016
There might be a few things I'm not good at. - With one glaring exception... - You, sir, are a genius at understatement.
21 May 2016
Calculating route... - Proceed up back steps, and through pet door. - Continue across living room, and turn right into hallway. - Proceed down hallway for twenty yards, then bear left. - Continue for eleven feet. You have reached your
22 May 2016
Z - ENCORE! ENCORE! - Z
23 May 2016
You lack class. - Nonsense... - BURP!
24 May 2016
Cats are sophisticated. - PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! PANT! - Dogs, not so much.
25 May 2016
BURP - And just when you thought that it couldn't get any better... - BURP!
26 May 2016
Hello, doctor. - Everything's fine. - The less she knows, the better.
27 May 2016
- Toothpaste on a saltine? Uh, no, thanks. - And no grocery shopping!
28 May 2016
- Sigh... - I feel fat, Garfield. - You?... fat?! ...Nonsense! - You are NOT fat, Liz! - Trust me, if anyone knows what fat is, *I* should know! - See? Now THAT'S fat!
29 May 2016
Remember the old days, when we were bored all the time? Yeah. - This is just like that. Yeah. - It's nice to know we still got it. You da man.
30 May 2016
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Oh, pew! - Your breath is awful! - He says that like it's a bad thing.
31 May 2016