Here I am...hopelessly stuck up this tree... - Garfield! Cocoa! - With a marshmallow?!
1 June 2016
- A hole in one! THWOCK! -
2 June 2016
Liz likes ME more than she likey YOU. - - Liz also likes broccoli!
3 June 2016
I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. - I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. - I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. TRY!
4 June 2016
- I'm going on a hike, Garfield. - Yes, out into the wilderness... - MAN AGAINST NATURE! - - THUD - Little help? Perhaps you should make camp there for the night.
5 June 2016
And them mom said, "Stay and have another cup of tea, Jonny." And I said, "No, thanks, mom. Gotta go home and bore the cat" Ha! Ha! - - Garfield? Z
6 June 2016
Whenever I'm having a bad day... - I like to spend some time with Jon. - I don't think that these are my shoes...
7 June 2016
Swatting spiders is fun. I don't think so. - SMACK! - Are you sure? Okay, now I'm pretty sure.
8 June 2016
I'm not the same cat I used to be. - BURP! - Now I am.
9 June 2016
I've ordered us an eight-course meal! ** ding-dong - Really?! Wow! ...and here it is! - Four courses are missing. Handling charge.
10 June 2016
BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! - ...and all is well! - I gotta get a new clock.
11 June 2016
- - - - - Want to see all your friends at once? Blow up a pool. Z Don't you drive the ice cream truck? Well, I was passing by, and...
12 June 2016
I can't remember why I walked into this room. - Maybe if I went out, and came back in. - Great. Now I can't remember why I walked into THIS room!
13 June 2016
All right, I'm ready to walk into the room again, and this time I know WHY! - - Okay, three out of five.
14 June 2016
- You forgot why you walked into this room, right? No, I didn't! - I forgot why I got out of BED this morning.
15 June 2016
I can't remember why I walked into this room. - WHACK - What was THAT for?! I hate to waste a trip.
16 June 2016
I can't remember why I walked into this room. You must be getting OLD. SMACK - And cranky!
17 June 2016
How does that look for your birthday cake? I have one slight change. - -
18 June 2016
- * - Now I KNOW I walked into this room for a reason... - Because I wrote it down! - And THAT'S how you outsmart old age! - -
19 June 2016
OH, YEAH! - I'm eating cereal straight out of the box! - There must be a full moon.
20 June 2016
You wait here while I go get us a snack. - BWA-HA-HA-HAHH! Uh-oh. - That's his nutritious laugh.
21 June 2016
This day is off to a good start. - What a great day! Aren't you getting up? Why ruin it?
22 June 2016
I'm in the best mood ever! - KICK! - But I still take my work seriously.
23 June 2016
What have you two been up to? - We were just waiting for the prettiest girl in the world to stop by! - Awwww X You can make mine a kitty liver treat.
24 June 2016
BREAD CRUMBS! - GOBBLE GOBBLE CRUNCH CRUNCH SNARF GULP GOMP GOMP nom nom - That could've gone worse. Tell me about it. munch munch
25 June 2016
- Ahhhhh... - There's nothing like a spa on a nice summer day. - The relaxing bubbles and soothing... pant pant pant pant pant - Hey! Did I say you could take a break?! - I've gotta get that jet fixed. FFFFFFFFFFFF straws
26 June 2016
- - I like to stick with what works.
27 June 2016
I'm the last person to tell you what's wrong with this world. - ACCORDION PLAYERS RULE! - But, I have my suspicions.
28 June 2016
Odie will be filling in for me today. BOOT! - Perfect! -
29 June 2016
- It's a small world. - LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES!
30 June 2016