Here I am...hopelessly stuck up this tree... Garfield! Cocoa! With a marshmallow?!
1 June 2016
A hole in one! THWOCK!
2 June 2016
Liz likes ME more than she likey YOU. Liz also likes broccoli!
3 June 2016
I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. I'll never forget the time I bumped my head. TRY!
4 June 2016
I'm going on a hike, Garfield. Yes, out into the wilderness... MAN AGAINST NATURE! THUD Little help? Perhaps you should make camp there for the night.
5 June 2016
And them mom said, "Stay and have another cup of tea, Jonny." And I said, "No, thanks, mom. Gotta go home and bore the cat" Ha! Ha! Garfield? Z
6 June 2016
Whenever I'm having a bad day... I like to spend some time with Jon. I don't think that these are my shoes...
7 June 2016
Swatting spiders is fun. I don't think so. SMACK! Are you sure? Okay, now I'm pretty sure.
8 June 2016
I'm not the same cat I used to be. BURP! Now I am.
9 June 2016
I've ordered us an eight-course meal! ** ding-dong Really?! Wow! ...and here it is! Four courses are missing. Handling charge.
10 June 2016
BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! ...and all is well! I gotta get a new clock.
11 June 2016
Want to see all your friends at once? Blow up a pool. Z Don't you drive the ice cream truck? Well, I was passing by, and...
12 June 2016
I can't remember why I walked into this room. Maybe if I went out, and came back in. Great. Now I can't remember why I walked into THIS room!
13 June 2016
All right, I'm ready to walk into the room again, and this time I know WHY! Okay, three out of five.
14 June 2016
You forgot why you walked into this room, right? No, I didn't! I forgot why I got out of BED this morning.
15 June 2016
I can't remember why I walked into this room. WHACK What was THAT for?! I hate to waste a trip.
16 June 2016
I can't remember why I walked into this room. You must be getting OLD. SMACK And cranky!
17 June 2016
How does that look for your birthday cake? I have one slight change. -
18 June 2016
* Now I KNOW I walked into this room for a reason... Because I wrote it down! And THAT'S how you outsmart old age! -
19 June 2016
OH, YEAH! I'm eating cereal straight out of the box! There must be a full moon.
20 June 2016
You wait here while I go get us a snack. BWA-HA-HA-HAHH! Uh-oh. That's his nutritious laugh.
21 June 2016
This day is off to a good start. What a great day! Aren't you getting up? Why ruin it?
22 June 2016
I'm in the best mood ever! KICK! But I still take my work seriously.
23 June 2016
What have you two been up to? We were just waiting for the prettiest girl in the world to stop by! Awwww X You can make mine a kitty liver treat.
24 June 2016
BREAD CRUMBS! GOBBLE GOBBLE CRUNCH CRUNCH SNARF GULP GOMP GOMP nom nom That could've gone worse. Tell me about it. munch munch
25 June 2016
Ahhhhh... There's nothing like a spa on a nice summer day. The relaxing bubbles and soothing... pant pant pant pant pant Hey! Did I say you could take a break?! I've gotta get that jet fixed. FFFFFFFFFFFF straws
26 June 2016
I like to stick with what works. Time marches on. That would not have been my guess.
27 June 2016
I'm the last person to tell you what's wrong with this world. ACCORDION PLAYERS RULE! But, I have my suspicions.
28 June 2016
Odie will be filling in for me today. BOOT! Perfect! -
29 June 2016
It's a small world. LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES!
30 June 2016