You know what's fun? Shoe shopping! Uh... Uhhhh... That's good, Jon. Keep that up intil she loses interest and wanders off.
1 July 2016
Jon doesn't know much. I can tell that you want something. Hmmm. Probably food. But he does know just enough.
2 July 2016
Oh, Garfield, Liza and I are going to a movie, and I won't be back until 6:00. You won't mind if I feed you an hour late, will you? Or I could have the theater pause the movie at 4:55, and rush home. If it's not too much trouble.
3 July 2016
It's too hot to even move. My kind of weather.
4 July 2016
Appearently the planet Earth forgot to pay its light bill today! What in the world does that mean? -
5 July 2016
munch munch munch Hey! Odie ate his own food before I could!
6 July 2016
jog jog jog jog jog It's good to take a break every so often.
7 July 2016
Let's just stick with the basics on our shopping list, Garfield. check The bare essentials of survival. check Fudge pops? checkarooni
8 July 2016
The TV remote is all across the room. Guess there's only one thing to do. Hope my telekinetic powers decide to kick in!
9 July 2016
Hey, Garfield... Do you feel like Nope...can't. Garfield! Want to Sorry, I'm booked. Not today, pal. I love sundays... The one day of the week when you actually make plans to do nothing!
10 July 2016
Sigh I can't go on like this. Now, THIS...
11 July 2016
So... How's the summer trating you? ...Mr. Snowman.
12 July 2016
Warm day. TOO warm.
13 July 2016
Sometimes I feel like life's passing me by. AAAAAAAAANTS!!! And I'm fine with that.
14 July 2016
Oooo-weee! Check that out! Where have you BEEN all my life?! What is he doing? Ogling the ice crea cones. I think I'm in LOVE!
15 July 2016
Help! I can't swim! Ha! Ha! Just kidding! Fish are not funny.
16 July 2016
When I was a little girl, my family would visit my grandma's house every summer. She had a big backyard, and every night after dinner she'd make two bowls of strawberry ice cream... And grandma and I would sit in the backyard, eatingice cream and countin
17 July 2016
My life is... YAWN I'm hoping to... YAWN! Notice how I can finish your sentences?
18 July 2016
I think I should probably go grocery shopping. I agree wholeheartedly. When you get down to sucking soy sauce packets, it's time.
19 July 2016
Kiss me! Ugh! No way, you fat, ugly, disgusting pig! SMACK! At least I'm not flat.
20 July 2016
Help! Hey! You, at that picnic! Throw me a sandwich!
21 July 2016
Geez, Jon, there's a lot of SUGAR and FAT on your shopping list. Maybe you should cross off a couple of things. I could live without the toothpaste and toilet paper.
22 July 2016
Remember when you brought me flowers? No. Exactly... Am I missing something?
23 July 2016
CLICK Darn it! And we're out of light bulbs! Let's go to the store, Garfield. I'll start the car. Why do bad things always happen to me? I am such a loser! Congratulations! You are our MILLIONTH customer! How does it feel to be MR.ONE MILLION?! This is t
24 July 2016
I'm goimg to run around the block. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal slowly.
25 July 2016
Jon is the most interesting guy I know. I just sorted my socks! He's the ONLY guy I know.
26 July 2016
27 July 2016
I'm going to throw myself a surprise party. Gosh, I hope I don't suspect anything. No chance of that.
28 July 2016
BAT Excuse me... Have you seen my ball of yarn, miss?
29 July 2016
Hark! I hear my prey approaching now! Gosh, I sure am hot and cheesy! I love this dream.
30 July 2016
Uh-oh...looks like I'm out of clean shirts. Maybe there's one in the laundry pile that's still okay. This one doesn't look too terrible. I'll give it the ol' sniff test. SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF Yeah...that's not bad. I'll warn Liz.
31 July 2016