ZOMBIE CAT! Only until I have that first cup of coffee.
1 August 2016
Hey! Stop watching this! Go outside and exercise! I love comedy.
2 August 2016
Oh, no! I'm going to kick Odie off the table! If only there was a way to prevent it! KICK!
3 August 2016
I've seen this twenty times. Fell asleep nineteen.
4 August 2016
When Liz gets here, be nice. Okay. SLAP! I said, "BE NICE"! "WHEN LIZ GETS HERE"!
5 August 2016
KNOCK IT OFF, SUMMER! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
6 August 2016
ECHO POINT MEOW! BONK!
7 August 2016
An orange is a healthy fruit. Do you work out?
8 August 2016
Bird. CRUNCH CRUNCH Lawn ornamemt.
9 August 2016
fft grr Boys! Boys! Don't be mean to each other! fft grr Or me.
10 August 2016
Go get him, Jon! Go get him, Garfield! Beat you to it.
11 August 2016
** What's the name of that song you're whistling? "Dogs are dumb". ** Catchy.
12 August 2016
You're late. But the important thing is I couldn't think of anything better to do. And you're toast!
13 August 2016
You're nice. Why, thank you, Jon. Really nice. How sweet. Really, really nice. Okay. Really, really, really nice. Yeah. Really, really, really, really nice. Uh, Jon... Really, really, really, really, really nice. I COULD STOP!
14 August 2016
I do believe you've crossed that fine line between nap and stupor. Jealous much?
15 August 2016
It's a beautiful day, isn't it, Garfield? Garfield? You're pathetic. It lacks plot.
16 August 2016
Odie is digging up a bone. Now he's finding a place to bury it.
17 August 2016
My school football team. Before each game we'd yell our cheer... MOMMY! Explains the losing season.
18 August 2016
Liz...what a beautiful name! Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz... Where are you going? To change my name to Betty.
19 August 2016
Say, are you the cat who's friend with that dog? What if I am? Where did I put that saw? HELP!
20 August 2016
This is a test... THis is a test of the Cat Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW This has been a test of the Cat Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been anactual cat emergency, and ha
21 August 2016
YAWN YAWN Synchronized boredom. sigh
22 August 2016
Ever notice how clouds look like other things, Garfield? Do tell. That cloud looks like a rabbit. If rabbits could fly. AND WERE MADE OF WATER VAPOR!
23 August 2016
Ah-ha! What? I saw you wag your tail when you saw me. Stupid tail! You like me!
24 August 2016
Want to gnaw on the woodwork? No, thanks. OKay. Now, there's a question you don't get asked every day.
25 August 2016
Purrrr What a nice thing to say! I was thinking about lunch.
26 August 2016
Sandwiches are good. But I have an improvement. Is that a slice of cake? I call it the "dessertwich"!
27 August 2016
Go fetch the paper, Odie! BARK! BARK! bark! He could be most anywhere by now. He was a good ol' dog. Dibs on this treats.
28 August 2016
I sense the forces of darkness gathering. It's diet time. Save yourselves!
29 August 2016
I used to be a boulder. Now I'm a pebble. Hmmm. That's it! The erosion diet!
30 August 2016
Diet food. Diet food scowl.
31 August 2016