- ZOMBIE CAT! - Only until I have that first cup of coffee.
1 August 2016
Hey! - Stop watching this! - Go outside and exercise! I love comedy.
2 August 2016
Oh, no! - I'm going to kick Odie off the table! - If only there was a way to prevent it! KICK!
3 August 2016
I've seen this twenty times. - - Fell asleep nineteen.
4 August 2016
When Liz gets here, be nice. Okay. - SLAP! - I said, "BE NICE"! "WHEN LIZ GETS HERE"!
5 August 2016
- KNOCK IT OFF, SUMMER! - Ha, ha, ha, ha.
6 August 2016
ECHO POINT - MEOW! - - - - - BONK!
7 August 2016
An orange is a healthy fruit. - - Do you work out?
8 August 2016
Bird. - CRUNCH CRUNCH - Lawn ornamemt.
9 August 2016
fft grr - Boys! Boys! Don't be mean to each other! - fft grr Or me.
10 August 2016
- Go get him, Jon! - Go get him, Garfield! Beat you to it.
11 August 2016
** - What's the name of that song you're whistling? "Dogs are dumb". - ** Catchy.
12 August 2016
- You're late. - But the important thing is I couldn't think of anything better to do. And you're toast!
13 August 2016
- You're nice. Why, thank you, Jon. - Really nice. How sweet. - Really, really nice. Okay. - Really, really, really nice. Yeah. - Really, really, really, really nice. Uh, Jon... - Really, really, really, really, really nice. I COULD STOP!
14 August 2016
- - I do believe you've crossed that fine line between nap and stupor. Jealous much?
15 August 2016
It's a beautiful day, isn't it, Garfield? - Garfield? - You're pathetic. It lacks plot.
16 August 2016
Odie is digging up a bone. - - Now he's finding a place to bury it.
17 August 2016
My school football team. - Before each game we'd yell our cheer... - MOMMY! Explains the losing season.
18 August 2016
Liz...what a beautiful name! - Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz... - Where are you going? To change my name to Betty.
19 August 2016
Say, are you the cat who's friend with that dog? - What if I am? - Where did I put that saw? HELP!
20 August 2016
actual cat emergency, and had you been a cat... - You'd have slept through it anyway. Z
21 August 2016
YAWN - YAWN - Synchronized boredom. sigh
22 August 2016
Ever notice how clouds look like other things, Garfield? Do tell. - That cloud looks like a rabbit. - If rabbits could fly. AND WERE MADE OF WATER VAPOR!
23 August 2016
Ah-ha! - What? I saw you wag your tail when you saw me. - Stupid tail! You like me!
24 August 2016
Want to gnaw on the woodwork? - No, thanks. OKay. - Now, there's a question you don't get asked every day.
25 August 2016
- Purrrr - What a nice thing to say! I was thinking about lunch.
26 August 2016
Sandwiches are good. - But I have an improvement. - Is that a slice of cake? I call it the "dessertwich"!
27 August 2016
- Go fetch the paper, Odie! - BARK! - BARK! - bark! - - He could be most anywhere by now. He was a good ol' dog. Dibs on this treats.
28 August 2016
I sense the forces of darkness gathering. - It's diet time. - Save yourselves!
29 August 2016
I used to be a boulder. Now I'm a pebble. Hmmm. - That's it! - The erosion diet!
30 August 2016
Diet food. - - Diet food scowl.
31 August 2016