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Garfield

ZOMBIE CAT! Only until I have that first cup of coffee.

1 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Hey! Stop watching this! Go outside and exercise! I love comedy.

2 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no! I'm going to kick Odie off the table! If only there was a way to prevent it! KICK!

3 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

I've seen this twenty times. Fell asleep nineteen.

4 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

When Liz gets here, be nice. Okay. SLAP! I said, "BE NICE"! "WHEN LIZ GETS HERE"!

5 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

KNOCK IT OFF, SUMMER! Ha, ha, ha, ha.

6 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

ECHO POINT MEOW! BONK!

7 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

An orange is a healthy fruit. Do you work out?

8 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Bird. CRUNCH CRUNCH Lawn ornamemt.

9 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

fft grr Boys! Boys! Don't be mean to each other! fft grr Or me.

10 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Go get him, Jon! Go get him, Garfield! Beat you to it.

11 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

** What's the name of that song you're whistling? "Dogs are dumb". ** Catchy.

12 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

You're late. But the important thing is I couldn't think of anything better to do. And you're toast!

13 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

You're nice. Why, thank you, Jon. Really nice. How sweet. Really, really nice. Okay. Really, really, really nice. Yeah. Really, really, really, really nice. Uh, Jon... Really, really, really, really, really nice. I COULD STOP!

14 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

I do believe you've crossed that fine line between nap and stupor. Jealous much?

15 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

It's a beautiful day, isn't it, Garfield? Garfield? You're pathetic. It lacks plot.

16 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Odie is digging up a bone. Now he's finding a place to bury it.

17 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

My school football team. Before each game we'd yell our cheer... MOMMY! Explains the losing season.

18 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Liz...what a beautiful name! Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz... Where are you going? To change my name to Betty.

19 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Say, are you the cat who's friend with that dog? What if I am? Where did I put that saw? HELP!

20 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

This is a test... THis is a test of the Cat Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW This has been a test of the Cat Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been anactual cat emergency, and ha

21 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

YAWN YAWN Synchronized boredom. sigh

22 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Ever notice how clouds look like other things, Garfield? Do tell. That cloud looks like a rabbit. If rabbits could fly. AND WERE MADE OF WATER VAPOR!

23 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Ah-ha! What? I saw you wag your tail when you saw me. Stupid tail! You like me!

24 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Want to gnaw on the woodwork? No, thanks. OKay. Now, there's a question you don't get asked every day.

25 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Purrrr What a nice thing to say! I was thinking about lunch.

26 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Sandwiches are good. But I have an improvement. Is that a slice of cake? I call it the "dessertwich"!

27 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Go fetch the paper, Odie! BARK! BARK! bark! He could be most anywhere by now. He was a good ol' dog. Dibs on this treats.

28 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

I sense the forces of darkness gathering. It's diet time. Save yourselves!

29 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

I used to be a boulder. Now I'm a pebble. Hmmm. That's it! The erosion diet!

30 August 2016
 


 
Garfield

Diet food. Diet food scowl.

31 August 2016
 




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