Hmm. - Is your broth thin and tasteless enough? - You have a cruel sense of humor, Jon Arbuckle.
1 September 2016
This diet is killing me. - You've been on diet before. - What's the secret? If you tickle a child, they'll drop the candy.
2 September 2016
It's bedtime. - And Jon is going to read me a bedtime story. - "Preheat the oven to 350 degrees..."
3 September 2016
Sigh - A. summer. - The clear blue sky... - The warm sun... - The cool grass... - - The hot driveway...
4 September 2016
Here's your dinner...sorry it's late. - squeeeeek - And I don't care HOW many demerits I have!
5 September 2016
6 September 2016
ALA-KAZAM...SPARERIBS!! - - One of these days that's going to work.
7 September 2016
Meet my new pet, "Bob"... - The ice cream cone! - Good boy, Bob!
8 September 2016
- Z - I'm sorry if I'm boring you. Nonsense, you're just boring enough.
9 September 2016
Check out that view! - - I don't think you're checking it out. Prove it.
10 September 2016
- * SMOOCH - What was THAT for? NO reason. - No reason? Nope. - You mean I get a kiss just for SITTING here? Yup. - - Love's pretty cool. So I've noticed.
11 September 2016
It's 11:59 PM - In one minute it will be tuesday. - If my watch stops, does it stay monday? Don't even go there.
12 September 2016
I'm nicewr to you than you are to me. - You know what, Jon? You're right. - And let's never change.
13 September 2016
- - Why is it that dogs chase things they don't really want to carch?
14 September 2016
I'm my own boss. - - And I decided to give myself the afternoon off.
15 September 2016
Come on, now...you guys need at least ONE vegetable on your shopping list. - - Onion rings. Technically a vegetable. All right, loophole boy!
16 September 2016
- SLAP - It's a cruel world.
17 September 2016
- Surrender, human! We are from the planet Clarion! - And we have come to conquer your planet and take its lettuce! - Lettuce? Our primary source of nutrition! We demand your lettuce! - Sorry, I don't have any lettuce. You don't? - I COULD
18 September 2016
I'm working on my bored expression. - - You look bored. Yeees!
19 September 2016
They say not to go grocery shopping when you're hungry. - They say you end up buying things you don't really need. - Like a drum of peanut butter. What do "they" know?
20 September 2016
BARK! BARK! BARK! - You should only bark if there's a good reason. - BARK! BARK! BARK! Is "barking for fun" a good reason?
21 September 2016
I'm staring at you. - And ignoring you at the same time. - Okay, that's creepy. Thank you.
22 September 2016
You know what I like about you, Garfield? - Oh, wow. It could be any number of things. - Not your modesty. Cool, that narrows it down.
23 September 2016
Ah, the morning stares...when the lights are on, but nobody's home. - Watch this, they won't even notice that I'm replacing their pet food with table scraps. - bump
24 September 2016
mmmmf - TLOK TLOK - mmmmmf mmmmmf - TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK - mmmmmf sluuugh - TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK - More peanut butter, Odie?
25 September 2016
Say... - If there's a mint on my wrist... - Then where is my watch? And why is your tummy ticking?
26 September 2016
I'm falling from a tree! - Z - A REALLY tall tree.
27 September 2016
- - First time I ever used a chainsaw. You don't say.
28 September 2016
This cereal is fortified with vitamins and minerals. - - Are we out of the kind that's fortified with sugar?
29 September 2016
I sometimes make mistakes. - Like dating Jon! - You stay out of this!
30 September 2016