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Garfield

Hmm. Is your broth thin and tasteless enough? You have a cruel sense of humor, Jon Arbuckle.

1 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

This diet is killing me. You've been on diet before. What's the secret? If you tickle a child, they'll drop the candy.

2 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

It's bedtime. And Jon is going to read me a bedtime story. "Preheat the oven to 350 degrees..."

3 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Sigh A. summer. The clear blue sky... The warm sun... The cool grass... The hot driveway...

4 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Here's your dinner...sorry it's late. squeeeeek And I don't care HOW many demerits I have!

5 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

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6 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

ALA-KAZAM...SPARERIBS!! One of these days that's going to work.

7 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Meet my new pet, "Bob"... The ice cream cone! Good boy, Bob!

8 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Z I'm sorry if I'm boring you. Nonsense, you're just boring enough.

9 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Check out that view! I don't think you're checking it out. Prove it.

10 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

* SMOOCH What was THAT for? NO reason. No reason? Nope. You mean I get a kiss just for SITTING here? Yup. Love's pretty cool. So I've noticed.

11 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

It's 11:59 PM In one minute it will be tuesday. If my watch stops, does it stay monday? Don't even go there.

12 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm nicewr to you than you are to me. You know what, Jon? You're right. And let's never change.

13 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Why is it that dogs chase things they don't really want to carch?

14 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm my own boss. And I decided to give myself the afternoon off.

15 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Come on, now...you guys need at least ONE vegetable on your shopping list. Onion rings. Technically a vegetable. All right, loophole boy!

16 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

SLAP It's a cruel world.

17 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Surrender, human! We are from the planet Clarion! And we have come to conquer your planet and take its lettuce! Lettuce? Our primary source of nutrition! We demand your lettuce! Sorry, I don't have any lettuce. You don't? I COULDorder a pizza, though. A

18 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm working on my bored expression. You look bored. Yeees!

19 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

They say not to go grocery shopping when you're hungry. They say you end up buying things you don't really need. Like a drum of peanut butter. What do "they" know?

20 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! You should only bark if there's a good reason. BARK! BARK! BARK! Is "barking for fun" a good reason?

21 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm staring at you. And ignoring you at the same time. Okay, that's creepy. Thank you.

22 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

You know what I like about you, Garfield? Oh, wow. It could be any number of things. Not your modesty. Cool, that narrows it down.

23 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Ah, the morning stares...when the lights are on, but nobody's home. Watch this, they won't even notice that I'm replacing their pet food with table scraps. bump

24 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

mmmmf TLOK TLOK mmmmmf mmmmmf TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK mmmmmf sluuugh TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK TLOK More peanut butter, Odie?

25 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

Say... If there's a mint on my wrist... Then where is my watch? And why is your tummy ticking?

26 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

I'm falling from a tree! Z A REALLY tall tree.

27 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

First time I ever used a chainsaw. You don't say.

28 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

This cereal is fortified with vitamins and minerals. Are we out of the kind that's fortified with sugar?

29 September 2016
 


 
Garfield

I sometimes make mistakes. Like dating Jon! You stay out of this!

30 September 2016
 




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