My arm is killing me! What happened? - I arm-wrestled my old gym teacher and lost badly! Hey, it's not like it's the end of the world. - And I had Miss Bryant right to here! Okay, it's the end of the world.
Hmmmm... - Know what we haven't done in a long time? Pigged out on donuts! - Why don't we head over to the donut shop right now?! - But first, our cheer! - DONUTS! DONUTS! RAH! RAH! DONUTS! DONUTS!... - YEEEEEEE-HAAHHH!!! - Hear that? It's
I'm feeling lazy, so we're having cereal for lunch. Works for me. - Cereal is the perfect food...good for any meal. And snacks! - In fact, let's have cereal for dinner tonight, too. Jon may have a girlfriend now, but we're still bachelors,
Today's specials are fried chicken, roast chicken, baked chicken, barbecued chicken... - Chicken salad, chicken soup and chicken pot pie. That's a lot of chicken. - A poultry truck overturned just up the road. Let's hope an ice cream truck
Well, here we are... - Thank you for a wonderful evening, Jon. It was wonderful, wasn't it, Liz? - KISSSSSSSSS - SMOOOOOOOOCH - KISS KISS KISS KISS KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - click click click click click SMOOOOOOO- - GARFIELD! STOP WITH tHE PORCH
- You know, Garfield, Jon and I have been seeing each other for a while now... I won't hold that against you. - And during that time I think he's really grown as a person. As opposed to a platypus? - I mean, when we were first dating he used
- I had a cat when I was a little girl. A beautigul tabby, like you. - Her name was Tiger, and she was my best friend. We did everything together,,,ate, slept, played... - She even inspired me to become a veterinarian, to help other animals.
You mean people in the old days used to print out their photos and then paste them into books? Yes. - That sure seems like a lot of work. They had plenty of time. - Didn't they have dinosaurs to hunt? Only on tuesdays.
I've decided I don't want to make a big deal out of my birthday this year. - Now that I'm older and wiser, I'm realizing the things that mean the most to me... - A dump truck full of presents and a ginormous cake are all I really need. You're
Wouldn't it be great if we could travel back in time? - I'd go back to my first day of kindergarten. - This time I'd KNOW where the little boys' room was before it was too late. I'd travel before this conversation took place.
So... - So you worked in the yard yesterday without a shirt on? - Yes. It was pretty hot and sunny. Did you wear sunscreen? - Yeees. All over? - Yes, mother. Really? Even on your back? - SLAP! YES! - bust-ed.
- I think Liz and I are getting really serious, Garfield. Oh? - Today we went to Binky Burger for lunch... - And she actually shared her soft drink with me! Wow. - AND her french fries! That IS serious. - Maybe it's time to take our
click - Hello, and welcome again to "Cooking With Lucinda Jolinda-Bolinda"! I'm your host, Lucinda Jolinda-Bolinda! - Today's recipe is a lobster roulade...crispy brick dough filled with fresh east coast lobster, pickled daikon, sauteed
** beedle beedle beedle - I'm on my way over to pick you up for our date now, Liz! Fine. What are you wearing? - It's a surprise! Uh-oh. Maybe you should change. - I look FINE, Liz! Don't you trust me? Put Garfield on. - Garfield, how does he
- I downloaded a new app, Garfield. It's called "Virtual Holiday Shopper". - It simulates the actual mall experience as you christmas shop on your phone! - tap tap tap - tap tap tap - tap tap tap - I've been looking for a parking space for
Wow, Jon...how did you get your christmas tree to stand so straight? - Oh, it wasn't hard at all, Liz...not for ME, anyway. - It just took some basic structural engineering. He duct-taped it to a coat rack.
Dear Santa, How have you been? How is Mrs. Claus? How are the reindeer and elves? - How's your weather been? We have had a mild winter here so far. - I like to begin with a little idle chitchat before I make with the begging.
Garfield...Garrrr-field...GARRRR-FIEEEEEELD... - GARRRRRRR-FIEEEEELLLLD... - Who are you? I am the ghost of christmas past! - Then who are you? I am the ghost of christmas present! - Annnd that would make you... The ghost of christmas future!
Sigh... bip bip boop bip boop - I don't know what to get you for Christmas, Liz. Ohm Jon, you don't have to get me anything. - You tell me that every year! And then you go out and get ME something REALLY nive, and I feel like a horrible
THE EXCITEMENT MOUNTS! - OKAY, EVERYONE!... - TEN!...NINE!...EIGHT!... - SEVEN!...SIX!...FIVE!... Are you ready to officially kick off the new year, Odie? - FOUR!...THREE!...TWO!...ONE!... - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! KICK!