YAWN - Garfield - BURRRRRRP! - - - BOOT! - New year, old me.
1 January 2017
I'm in such a good mood! - What could possibly end it? - Waking up.
2 January 2017
My arm is killing me! What happened? - I arm-wrestled my old gym teacher and lost badly! Hey, it's not like it's the end of the world. - And I had Miss Bryant right to here! Okay, it's the end of the world.
3 January 2017
- - You went back to bed? Everything seemed under control.
4 January 2017
Dogs really are man's best friend. - "Why?" you ask. - Cats have standards, that's why.
5 January 2017
What do you think the future holds, Jon? Flying cars! - No, I mean for US. - Two flying cars? This is about to turn ugly.
6 January 2017
Whoa... - Do you ever feel like you don't know what's going on? - Isn't that great?
7 January 2017
- - Jon? - Yes, Liz? - Did you set the timer on the camera? - I'll check. - CLICK
8 January 2017
Uh-oh- Here comes a bad mood! - - I ducked.
9 January 2017
Are you overweight? No. - Should you be on a diet? No. - Are you lying? click
10 January 2017
Fetch the meaning of life, Odie! - This should be interesting. - How'd you guess?
11 January 2017
Here comes the monster! - Look at him just shuffling along. - Why are they always so slow? It's a two-hour movie.
12 January 2017
What can I get Liz for her birthday? - Tuna! - Maybe flowers. You obviously know nothing about women.
13 January 2017
And here's the news. - Wow... - Seriously? READ IT OUT LOUD!
14 January 2017
- - scoop scoop scoop - pack pack pack - SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK - -
15 January 2017
Hey, listen to this. - The supermarket is having a special on kale. - They'll pay you to take it. How much?
16 January 2017
17 January 2017
I am a guard dog. Guarding what? - Uhhhhhh... - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Yeah, you guard away, there.
18 January 2017
It's not easy being a spider. - How so? - Five of my knees hurt. Ouch.
19 January 2017
Welcome to Binky Burger. I'm Binky's buddy, Biff. How may I help you? - * HONK - You don't like your job, do you? YOU try to get a date in this getup, pal.
20 January 2017
Dreams do come true. - They do? - Then shouldn't you be a tuna?
21 January 2017
- To: Jon tap tap tap tap tap tap - From: Liz * * * * * * - To: Liz tap tap tap tap tap tap - From: Jon * * * * * * - To: Jon tap tap tap tap tap tap - From: Garfield ** * ** * ** *
22 January 2017
What is that? - Is that...a nap? - Why, yes, it is.
23 January 2017
- Strange weather. - For the living room.
24 January 2017
Wait until you hear what happened to me. - Hold on. - I have to pretend to take this call.
25 January 2017
- - Well, that was a nice day. I hate winter.
26 January 2017
I will now perform Accordion Concerto in D Major. - ** * * * ** * - Tah-dah! That deserves a lying ovation. clap clap clap
27 January 2017
Liz says you've never done anything to offend her. - What's with that? It's because I save that stuff for you, Jon. - You're special.
28 January 2017
- - shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel - shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel - shovel shovel shovel shovel - shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel - The pizza delivery guy is on his way.
29 January 2017
I haven't seen you do anything all day. - Whoa... - He sure wastes a lot of time.
30 January 2017
Why are you snails so slow? We are not! I'll bet that I'm faster than you! - I'll accept that bet! You'r eon! Ready! Set! ... - Go! Hey! That's cheating!
31 January 2017