YAWN Garfield BURRRRRRP! BOOT! New year, old me.
1 January 2017
I'm in such a good mood! What could possibly end it? Waking up.
2 January 2017
My arm is killing me! What happened? I arm-wrestled my old gym teacher and lost badly! Hey, it's not like it's the end of the world. And I had Miss Bryant right to here! Okay, it's the end of the world.
3 January 2017
You went back to bed? Everything seemed under control.
4 January 2017
Dogs really are man's best friend. "Why?" you ask. Cats have standards, that's why.
5 January 2017
What do you think the future holds, Jon? Flying cars! No, I mean for US. Two flying cars? This is about to turn ugly.
6 January 2017
Whoa... Do you ever feel like you don't know what's going on? Isn't that great?
7 January 2017
Jon? Yes, Liz? Did you set the timer on the camera? I'll check. CLICK
8 January 2017
Uh-oh Here comes a bad mood! I ducked.
9 January 2017
Are you overweight? No. Should you be on a diet? No. Are you lying? click
10 January 2017
Fetch the meaning of life, Odie! This should be interesting. How'd you guess?
11 January 2017
Here comes the monster! Look at him just shuffling along. Why are they always so slow? It's a two-hour movie.
12 January 2017
What can I get Liz for her birthday? Tuna! Maybe flowers. You obviously know nothing about women.
13 January 2017
And here's the news. Wow... Seriously? READ IT OUT LOUD!
14 January 2017
scoop scoop scoop pack pack pack SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK -
15 January 2017
Hey, listen to this. The supermarket is having a special on kale. They'll pay you to take it. How much?
16 January 2017
17 January 2017
I am a guard dog. Guarding what? Uhhhhhh... BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Yeah, you guard away, there.
18 January 2017
It's not easy being a spider. How so? Five of my knees hurt. Ouch.
19 January 2017
Welcome to Binky Burger. I'm Binky's buddy, Biff. How may I help you? * HONK You don't like your job, do you? YOU try to get a date in this getup, pal.
20 January 2017
Dreams do come true. They do? Then shouldn't you be a tuna?
21 January 2017
To: Jon tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Liz * * * * * * To: Liz tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Jon * * * * * * To: Jon tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Garfield ** * ** * ** *
22 January 2017
What is that? Is that...a nap? Why, yes, it is.
23 January 2017
Strange weather. For the living room.
24 January 2017
Wait until you hear what happened to me. Hold on. I have to pretend to take this call.
25 January 2017
Well, that was a nice day. I hate winter.
26 January 2017
I will now perform Accordion Concerto in D Major. ** * * * ** * Tah-dah! That deserves a lying ovation. clap clap clap
27 January 2017
Liz says you've never done anything to offend her. What's with that? It's because I save that stuff for you, Jon. You're special.
28 January 2017
shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel The pizza delivery guy is on his way.
29 January 2017
I haven't seen you do anything all day. Whoa... He sure wastes a lot of time.
30 January 2017
Why are you snails so slow? We are not! I'll bet that I'm faster than you! I'll accept that bet! You'r eon! Ready! Set! ... Go! Hey! That's cheating!
31 January 2017