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Garfield

YAWN Garfield BURRRRRRP! BOOT! New year, old me.

1 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

I'm in such a good mood! What could possibly end it? Waking up.

2 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

My arm is killing me! What happened? I arm-wrestled my old gym teacher and lost badly! Hey, it's not like it's the end of the world. And I had Miss Bryant right to here! Okay, it's the end of the world.

3 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

You went back to bed? Everything seemed under control.

4 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Dogs really are man's best friend. "Why?" you ask. Cats have standards, that's why.

5 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

What do you think the future holds, Jon? Flying cars! No, I mean for US. Two flying cars? This is about to turn ugly.

6 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Whoa... Do you ever feel like you don't know what's going on? Isn't that great?

7 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Jon? Yes, Liz? Did you set the timer on the camera? I'll check. CLICK

8 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh Here comes a bad mood! I ducked.

9 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Are you overweight? No. Should you be on a diet? No. Are you lying? click

10 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Fetch the meaning of life, Odie! This should be interesting. How'd you guess?

11 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Here comes the monster! Look at him just shuffling along. Why are they always so slow? It's a two-hour movie.

12 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

What can I get Liz for her birthday? Tuna! Maybe flowers. You obviously know nothing about women.

13 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

And here's the news. Wow... Seriously? READ IT OUT LOUD!

14 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

scoop scoop scoop pack pack pack SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK SCOOP PACK -

15 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Hey, listen to this. The supermarket is having a special on kale. They'll pay you to take it. How much?

16 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

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17 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

I am a guard dog. Guarding what? Uhhhhhh... BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Yeah, you guard away, there.

18 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

It's not easy being a spider. How so? Five of my knees hurt. Ouch.

19 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to Binky Burger. I'm Binky's buddy, Biff. How may I help you? * HONK You don't like your job, do you? YOU try to get a date in this getup, pal.

20 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Dreams do come true. They do? Then shouldn't you be a tuna?

21 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

To: Jon tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Liz * * * * * * To: Liz tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Jon * * * * * * To: Jon tap tap tap tap tap tap From: Garfield ** * ** * ** *

22 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

What is that? Is that...a nap? Why, yes, it is.

23 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Strange weather. For the living room.

24 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Wait until you hear what happened to me. Hold on. I have to pretend to take this call.

25 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Well, that was a nice day. I hate winter.

26 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

I will now perform Accordion Concerto in D Major. ** * * * ** * Tah-dah! That deserves a lying ovation. clap clap clap

27 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Liz says you've never done anything to offend her. What's with that? It's because I save that stuff for you, Jon. You're special.

28 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel shovel The pizza delivery guy is on his way.

29 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

I haven't seen you do anything all day. Whoa... He sure wastes a lot of time.

30 January 2017
 


 
Garfield

Why are you snails so slow? We are not! I'll bet that I'm faster than you! I'll accept that bet! You'r eon! Ready! Set! ... Go! Hey! That's cheating!

31 January 2017
 




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