FOR SALE SOLD! MOVING What do you think og our new neighbors, Garfield? I * MY DOGS It's not looking good.
1 October 2017
Some call this laziness. I call it... Whatever another word for laziness is.
2 October 2017
Don't touch that dial! Okay, I won't. And what's a dial?
3 October 2017
"Dear Ask A Dog: if you could be an animal, what would you be?" Here's a hint...you already ARE one.
4 October 2017
FINALLY, the house is clean! We should have thought of this sooner. Yea, just don't look down.
5 October 2017
I can read your mind! You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinnnnnnnking... She's thinking "good night, dummy".
6 October 2017
I have hopes and dreams. And I have the wherewithal to dash them all. You have that look. Come on. What else you got?
7 October 2017
click Hello, and welcome again to "Cooking With Lucinda Jolinda-Bolinda"! I'm your host, Lucinda Jolinda-Bolinda! Today's recipe is a lobster roulade...crispy brick dough filled with fresh east coast lobster, pickled daikon, sauteedcabbage, and
8 October 2017
I have been handed a bulletin that affects everyone on the planet! Except me. -
9 October 2017
ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! ticka ticka ticka BEEEP! Garfield, did you change my password? Why would I do that,neenerheadmommasboy45?
10 October 2017
Z Annoying, isn't it?
11 October 2017
We should try to get along. Okay. This is kind of creepy. And we're freaking out the neighbors.
12 October 2017
And now here's our movie reviewer, Bob... I didn't see the movie this week. I slept though it. Sounds good!
13 October 2017
I came...I saw... BURP! I pigged out!
14 October 2017
I love fall. I love the colors... I love the cool days...I love the smells... NYAAHHH And, of course, there's Jon's annual raking meltdown. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!
15 October 2017
Laugh, anf the world laughs with you. HA! HA! HA! HA! What else you got?
16 October 2017
Hey, cat...check it out. I got one of those fitness trackers. 40,000 steps today! Woo-hoo! Show-off.
17 October 2017
Here. Odie! Seemed like a good iea at the time.
18 October 2017
My old sports injury is acting up. Crossword puzzles are a sport! Yeah, those 12-letter words can be brutal.
19 October 2017
When I was single, I used to sit at home alone and be bored. but now that we're a couple... We can sit at home together and be bored! You need an exit strategy, lady.
20 October 2017
There's something wrong with my phone. Really? It seemed fine when I used it to pry the freezer door open.
21 October 2017
What are we fighting about again? Ummm... I don't even remember. Neither do I. This is silly. I agree. Whatever it was, I forgive you. pat pat pat
22 October 2017
I'm not myself before my 17th cup of coffee.
23 October 2017
I'm turning into a wolf! AROOOOOOOO! Oh, wait. I just forgot to shave. So you're turning into a HOBO.
24 October 2017
No, really! ...honest! I found these holes whe I got it home! Riiiight. We will continue with "Mothra Returns a Sweater".
25 October 2017
Tonight, on "Cooking with Dracula"... Something special fur doze cheely fall dazes... Crean uff neck zoop! Woe, that's a big blender.
26 October 2017
Human brain! Must have human brain! Notice how he walked right past you.
27 October 2017
A little to the left...yeah...THAT'S it! TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP We will return to "The Wolfman Gets His Belly Scratched". He loves that.
28 October 2017
** beedle beedle beedle I'm on my way over to pick you up for our date now, Liz! Fine. What are you wearing? It's a surprise! Uh-oh. Maybe you should change. I look FINE, Liz! Don't you trust me? Put Garfield on. Garfield, how does helook? HAAAACK! HEY! Y
29 October 2017
I'll have the spinach-stuffed flounder amadine with asparagus tips and roasted new potatoes. Very good, ma'am. And for you, sir? Well, your arm looks pretty darn tasty. Never date a zombie.
30 October 2017
Tonight, on Monster Horror Theater... "Attack of the Zombie Recliner". You're blocking my view.
31 October 2017