- FOR SALE - SOLD! - MOVING - - What do you think og our new neighbors, Garfield? - I * MY DOGS It's not looking good.
1 October 2017
Some call this laziness. I call it... - - Whatever another word for laziness is.
2 October 2017
Don't touch that dial! - Okay, I won't. - And what's a dial?
3 October 2017
"Dear Ask A Dog: if you could be an animal, what would you be?" - - Here's a hint...you already ARE one.
4 October 2017
FINALLY, the house is clean! - We should have thought of this sooner. - Yea, just don't look down.
5 October 2017
I can read your mind! You're thinking... You're thinking... - You're thinking... You're thinking... You're thinking... - You're thinnnnnnnking... She's thinking "good night, dummy".
6 October 2017
I have hopes and dreams. - And I have the wherewithal to dash them all. - You have that look. Come on. What else you got?
7 October 2017
we? I love you, Lucinda Jolinda-Bolinda!
8 October 2017
I have been handed a bulletin that affects everyone on the planet! - Except me. -
9 October 2017
10 October 2017
- Z - Annoying, isn't it?
11 October 2017
We should try to get along. Okay. - - This is kind of creepy. And we're freaking out the neighbors.
12 October 2017
And now here's our movie reviewer, Bob... - I didn't see the movie this week. - I slept though it. Sounds good!
13 October 2017
I came...I saw... - BURP! - I pigged out!
14 October 2017
- I love fall. - I love the colors... - I love the cool days...I love the smells... - NYAAHHH - And, of course, there's Jon's annual raking meltdown. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!
15 October 2017
Laugh, anf the world laughs with you. - HA! HA! HA! HA! What else you got?
16 October 2017
Hey, cat...check it out. - I got one of those fitness trackers. - 40,000 steps today! Woo-hoo! Show-off.
17 October 2017
Here. Odie! - - Seemed like a good iea at the time.
18 October 2017
My old sports injury is acting up. - - Crossword puzzles are a sport! Yeah, those 12-letter words can be brutal.
19 October 2017
When I was single, I used to sit at home alone and be bored. - but now that we're a couple... - We can sit at home together and be bored! You need an exit strategy, lady.
20 October 2017
There's something wrong with my phone. - Really? - It seemed fine when I used it to pry the freezer door open.
21 October 2017
- - What are we fighting about again? Ummm... - I don't even remember. Neither do I. - This is silly. I agree. - Whatever it was, I forgive you. pat pat pat -
22 October 2017
- - I'm not myself before my 17th cup of coffee.
23 October 2017
I'm turning into a wolf! - AROOOOOOOO! - Oh, wait. I just forgot to shave. So you're turning into a HOBO.
24 October 2017
No, really! ...honest! - I found these holes whe I got it home! Riiiight. - We will continue with "Mothra Returns a Sweater".
25 October 2017
Tonight, on "Cooking with Dracula"... - Something special fur doze cheely fall dazes... - Crean uff neck zoop! Woe, that's a big blender.
26 October 2017
Human brain! - Must have human brain! - Notice how he walked right past you.
27 October 2017
A little to the left...yeah...THAT'S it! - TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP TUMP - We will return to "The Wolfman Gets His Belly Scratched". He loves that.
28 October 2017
look? - HAAAACK! - HEY! YOU CLEAN UP THAT HAIRBALL! - Change.
29 October 2017
I'll have the spinach-stuffed flounder amadine with asparagus tips and roasted new potatoes. - Very good, ma'am. And for you, sir? - Well, your arm looks pretty darn tasty. Never date a zombie.
30 October 2017
Tonight, on Monster Horror Theater... - "Attack of the Zombie Recliner". - You're blocking my view.
31 October 2017