Why do dogs wear sweaters? I'm guessing low self-esteem.
1 November 2017
Purr! Purr! Hey! Purr! Eyes over here!
2 November 2017
What can I say? Fridays bring out the boogie in me!
3 November 2017
We're out of cheese! We have cake and ice cream. But no cheese! Mice...
4 November 2017
Uh-oh. I think I forgot my keys. Looks like we're locked out, guys. Guys? flip flip flip GARFIELD!! BANG BANG! BANG! Another pie, Odie?
5 November 2017
Boring contest! You always win!
6 November 2017
Did I hear you say Jon is going grocery shopping tomorrow? Yes. Did you need something? I could use ten pound of dead flies. Isn't that a lot? I have a big freezer.
7 November 2017
A wise man once said... HURK! AAACK! HURRRRRRK! GAK! Hurrrk... Water... Ack! I must get the t-shirt.
8 November 2017
I have a very healthy lifestyle. Although I don't happen to have it with me at the moment.
9 November 2017
Are you loyal, Garfield? Yes, I am. I always eat the same brand of peanut butter. That's not what I meant. AND jelly!
10 November 2017
Cats have the opinion that they are better than everyone else. Not so. It's not an opinion.
11 November 2017
tic tic tic tic tic Activating Sleep Mode All done! Want to go for a walk? Z flump Cats don't have a sleep mode! Cats INVENTED sleep mode.
12 November 2017
I'm roughing it. No pillow.
13 November 2017
ECHO POINT Meow! * ding You Meow!
14 November 2017
Burp That was rude. BURP! But not rude enough!
15 November 2017
I have TONS of online friends! Well, I have SOME online friends... Okay, I have NO online friends! Kinda like your offline life.
16 November 2017
Jon? Yes? Kerple nop sizz fwango mook gweeble adeewong I will NEVER understand women. I think she just called you a radish.
17 November 2017
I have a lot of great ideas, Garfield. Do tell. Check this one out... Fire that's hot, but not TOO hot. For when you want to undercook something?
18 November 2017
dip crunch crunch crunch crunch Hey! No double-dipping! Don't you know how unsanitary that is, you dusgusting pig?! dip Jon, I was thinking we might go to dinner at... Never mind.
19 November 2017
Let's do something. Okay. I have an idea. Any suggestions? Let's NOT do something.
20 November 2017
Good friends are important. BOOT! Who else can you kick? *
21 November 2017
"...and the cat lived happily ever after." BURP EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO! I heard that.
22 November 2017
I'm going to count my blessings. One.
23 November 2017
When I diet, sometimes I skip a meal. Breathe!
24 November 2017
NO SIGN READING NO SIGN READING NO SIGN READING AH-HA!
25 November 2017
I downloaded a new app, Garfield. It's called "Virtual Holiday Shopper". It simulates the actual mall experience as you christmas shop on your phone! tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap I've been looking for a parking space fortwo hours. It's j
26 November 2017
There's an old Arbuckle family saying that goes like this... "When th eantlers are upon the bear, christmas is nigh". Christmas is nigh!
27 November 2017
A great old christmas movie and a cup of cocoa... What more could you possibly need? Gingerbread fly?
28 November 2017
And now back to "Durwood, the Obese Elf". Woo He really shouldn't wear those green tights.
29 November 2017
Well, I did it again! I fell off the roof trying to put up decorations! I landed right on my head! I'm okay now, though. Are you going to answer the phone, or should I get it? You get it.
30 November 2017