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Garfield

Why do dogs wear sweaters? I'm guessing low self-esteem.

1 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Purr! Purr! Hey! Purr! Eyes over here!

2 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

What can I say? Fridays bring out the boogie in me!

3 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

We're out of cheese! We have cake and ice cream. But no cheese! Mice...

4 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh. I think I forgot my keys. Looks like we're locked out, guys. Guys? flip flip flip GARFIELD!! BANG BANG! BANG! Another pie, Odie?

5 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Boring contest! You always win!

6 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Did I hear you say Jon is going grocery shopping tomorrow? Yes. Did you need something? I could use ten pound of dead flies. Isn't that a lot? I have a big freezer.

7 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

A wise man once said... HURK! AAACK! HURRRRRRK! GAK! Hurrrk... Water... Ack! I must get the t-shirt.

8 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

I have a very healthy lifestyle. Although I don't happen to have it with me at the moment.

9 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Are you loyal, Garfield? Yes, I am. I always eat the same brand of peanut butter. That's not what I meant. AND jelly!

10 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Cats have the opinion that they are better than everyone else. Not so. It's not an opinion.

11 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

tic tic tic tic tic Activating Sleep Mode All done! Want to go for a walk? Z flump Cats don't have a sleep mode! Cats INVENTED sleep mode.

12 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

I'm roughing it. No pillow.

13 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

ECHO POINT Meow! * ding You Meow!

14 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Burp That was rude. BURP! But not rude enough!

15 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

I have TONS of online friends! Well, I have SOME online friends... Okay, I have NO online friends! Kinda like your offline life.

16 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Jon? Yes? Kerple nop sizz fwango mook gweeble adeewong I will NEVER understand women. I think she just called you a radish.

17 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

I have a lot of great ideas, Garfield. Do tell. Check this one out... Fire that's hot, but not TOO hot. For when you want to undercook something?

18 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

dip crunch crunch crunch crunch Hey! No double-dipping! Don't you know how unsanitary that is, you dusgusting pig?! dip Jon, I was thinking we might go to dinner at... Never mind.

19 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Let's do something. Okay. I have an idea. Any suggestions? Let's NOT do something.

20 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

Good friends are important. BOOT! Who else can you kick? *

21 November 2017
 


 
Garfield

(null)

22 November 2017
 




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