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Garfield

Wow, Jon...how did you get your christmas tree to stand so straight? Oh, it wasn't hard at all, Liz...not for ME, anyway. It just took some basic structural engineering. He duct-taped it to a coat rack.

1 December 2017
 


 
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2 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

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3 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

I should bake some christmas cookies. I mean, I WILL bake some christmas cookies. Good call, noel boy.

4 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Well, THOSE christmas cookies didn't last long. Burrrp They were so good, though. You know you're supposed to bake them first. Now you're just boring me with details.

5 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Dear Santa, How have you been? How is Mrs. Claus? How are the reindeer and elves? How's your weather been? We have had a mild winter here so far. I like to begin with a little idle chitchat before I make with the begging.

6 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Dear Santa, Attached are the dimensions of our kitchen, along with the specifications for our gas hookup. Still trying, huh? Someday he'll bring that pizza oven.

7 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, do you hear that awful noise?! Yeah. It sounds like a wounded WATER BUFFALO. Not to worry... Or a hyena with a hernia. It's just Jon caroling.

8 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

...and here we have footage of a christmas caroler actually being heckled. BOOOO! BOOOO! YOU STINK! BOOOOOOOO! Didn't your mom make you that sweater?

9 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Garfield...Garrrr-field...GARRRR-FIEEEEEELD... GARRRRRRR-FIEEEEELLLLD... Who are you? I am the ghost of christmas past! Then who are you? I am the ghost of christmas present! Annnd that would make you... The ghost of christmas future! And you? I'm the dea

10 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Christmas shopping is easy! Now, all I have to do is enter my credit card number! tic tic tic Don't bother. I already have it memorized.

11 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Oh, please, oh please, oh please, oh please... AAAGGGHHH Every time.

12 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Good evening. I'm tonight's christmas dream. A lump of coal? I just have a couple of questions. Shoot. What's your stocking size? This is not good.

13 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

Merry Christmas, Garfield! That is THE stupidest thing I have ever seen. With the exception of that.

14 December 2017
 


 
Garfield

How do I look, Garfield? It's my new christmas sweater and antler hat! Don we now our nerd apparel.

15 December 2017
 


 
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16 December 2017
 




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