Wow, Jon...how did you get your christmas tree to stand so straight? Oh, it wasn't hard at all, Liz...not for ME, anyway. It just took some basic structural engineering. He duct-taped it to a coat rack.
1 December 2017
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3 December 2017
I should bake some christmas cookies. I mean, I WILL bake some christmas cookies. Good call, noel boy.
4 December 2017
Well, THOSE christmas cookies didn't last long. Burrrp They were so good, though. You know you're supposed to bake them first. Now you're just boring me with details.
5 December 2017
Dear Santa, How have you been? How is Mrs. Claus? How are the reindeer and elves? How's your weather been? We have had a mild winter here so far. I like to begin with a little idle chitchat before I make with the begging.
6 December 2017
Dear Santa, Attached are the dimensions of our kitchen, along with the specifications for our gas hookup. Still trying, huh? Someday he'll bring that pizza oven.
7 December 2017
Garfield, do you hear that awful noise?! Yeah. It sounds like a wounded WATER BUFFALO. Not to worry... Or a hyena with a hernia. It's just Jon caroling.
8 December 2017
...and here we have footage of a christmas caroler actually being heckled. BOOOO! BOOOO! YOU STINK! BOOOOOOOO! Didn't your mom make you that sweater?
9 December 2017
Garfield...Garrrr-field...GARRRR-FIEEEEEELD... GARRRRRRR-FIEEEEELLLLD... Who are you? I am the ghost of christmas past! Then who are you? I am the ghost of christmas present! Annnd that would make you... The ghost of christmas future! And you? I'm the dea
10 December 2017
Christmas shopping is easy! Now, all I have to do is enter my credit card number! tic tic tic Don't bother. I already have it memorized.
11 December 2017
Oh, please, oh please, oh please, oh please... AAAGGGHHH Every time.
12 December 2017
Good evening. I'm tonight's christmas dream. A lump of coal? I just have a couple of questions. Shoot. What's your stocking size? This is not good.
13 December 2017
Merry Christmas, Garfield! That is THE stupidest thing I have ever seen. With the exception of that.
14 December 2017
How do I look, Garfield? It's my new christmas sweater and antler hat! Don we now our nerd apparel.
15 December 2017
Maybe I just need to think more like Liz... If I were her, what would I want for Christmas? A real man? Stop with the cheey grin.
16 December 2017
Sigh... bip bip boop bip boop I don't know what to get you for Christmas, Liz. Ohm Jon, you don't have to get me anything. You tell me that every year! And then you go out and get ME something REALLY nive, and I feel like a horribleboyfriend! I bet you've
17 December 2017
One week to Christmas, Pooky! Can you stand the excitement?! Don't be fooled. Under that calm exterior, he's a quivering mess.
18 December 2017
I wonder what Odie would like for Christmas. He wasn't sure. So I told him he might find some ideas online. STINKY, SMELLY THINGS
19 December 2017
You haven't lived until you've tried his homemade mousenog.
20 December 2017
Winter... FUMP has arrived.
21 December 2017
22 December 2017
Christmas eve eve. Maximum anticipation has been achieved.
23 December 2017
24 December 2017
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME! And to you, too, Jon... If there's anything left over.
25 December 2017
I'm always sad when Christmas is over. Sigh
26 December 2017
And so ends another Christmas. Yup. Oh, and thanks LOADS for the cat toy. I regift because I care.
27 December 2017
Did you like my homemade Christmas stuffing, Jon? BURP Garfield did. Next year she should make enough for you, too.
28 December 2017
Do you have any resolutions for the new year, Garfield? Nope. You can't improve on perfection. THACK
29 December 2017
I'm taking Liz out for New Year's Eve, Garfield. It'll be a night of fine dining and celebrating! Ah. Back to Binky Burger to watch the clown drop.
30 December 2017
THE EXCITEMENT MOUNTS! OKAY, EVERYONE!... TEN!...NINE!...EIGHT!... SEVEN!...SIX!...FIVE!... Are you ready to officially kick off the new year, Odie? FOUR!...THREE!...TWO!...ONE!... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! KICK!
31 December 2017