Wow, Jon...how did you get your christmas tree to stand so straight? - Oh, it wasn't hard at all, Liz...not for ME, anyway. - It just took some basic structural engineering. He duct-taped it to a coat rack.
1 December 2017
2 December 2017
3 December 2017
I should bake some christmas cookies. - - I mean, I WILL bake some christmas cookies. Good call, noel boy.
4 December 2017
Well, THOSE christmas cookies didn't last long. Burrrp - They were so good, though. - You know you're supposed to bake them first. Now you're just boring me with details.
5 December 2017
Dear Santa, How have you been? How is Mrs. Claus? How are the reindeer and elves? - How's your weather been? We have had a mild winter here so far. - I like to begin with a little idle chitchat before I make with the begging.
6 December 2017
Dear Santa, - Attached are the dimensions of our kitchen, along with the specifications for our gas hookup. - Still trying, huh? Someday he'll bring that pizza oven.
7 December 2017
Garfield, do you hear that awful noise?! Yeah. - It sounds like a wounded WATER BUFFALO. Not to worry... - Or a hyena with a hernia. It's just Jon caroling.
8 December 2017
...and here we have footage of a christmas caroler actually being heckled. - BOOOO! BOOOO! YOU STINK! BOOOOOOOO! - Didn't your mom make you that sweater?
9 December 2017
Garfield...Garrrr-field...GARRRR-FIEEEEEELD... - GARRRRRRR-FIEEEEELLLLD... - Who are you? I am the ghost of christmas past! - Then who are you? I am the ghost of christmas present! - Annnd that would make you... The ghost of christmas future!
10 December 2017
Christmas shopping is easy! Now, all I have to do is enter my credit card number! - - tic tic tic Don't bother. I already have it memorized.
11 December 2017
- Oh, please, oh please, oh please, oh please... - AAAGGGHHH Every time.
12 December 2017
Good evening. I'm tonight's christmas dream. A lump of coal? - I just have a couple of questions. Shoot. - What's your stocking size? This is not good.
13 December 2017
Merry Christmas, Garfield! - That is THE stupidest thing I have ever seen. - With the exception of that.
14 December 2017
How do I look, Garfield? - It's my new christmas sweater and antler hat! - Don we now our nerd apparel.
15 December 2017
Maybe I just need to think more like Liz... - If I were her, what would I want for Christmas? - A real man? Stop with the cheey grin.
16 December 2017
Sigh... bip bip boop bip boop - I don't know what to get you for Christmas, Liz. Ohm Jon, you don't have to get me anything. - You tell me that every year! And then you go out and get ME something REALLY nive, and I feel like a horrible
17 December 2017
One week to Christmas, Pooky! Can you stand the excitement?! - - Don't be fooled. Under that calm exterior, he's a quivering mess.
18 December 2017
I wonder what Odie would like for Christmas. He wasn't sure. - So I told him he might find some ideas online. - STINKY, SMELLY THINGS
19 December 2017
- - You haven't lived until you've tried his homemade mousenog.
20 December 2017
Winter... - FUMP - has arrived.
21 December 2017
- - Back off.
22 December 2017
Christmas eve eve. - - Maximum anticipation has been achieved.
23 December 2017
- - - - - Woo-hoo! -
24 December 2017
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME! - And to you, too, Jon... - If there's anything left over.
25 December 2017
I'm always sad when Christmas is over. - - Sigh
26 December 2017
And so ends another Christmas. Yup. - - Oh, and thanks LOADS for the cat toy. I regift because I care.
27 December 2017
Did you like my homemade Christmas stuffing, Jon? - BURP - Garfield did. Next year she should make enough for you, too.
28 December 2017
Do you have any resolutions for the new year, Garfield? Nope. - You can't improve on perfection. THACK
29 December 2017
I'm taking Liz out for New Year's Eve, Garfield. - It'll be a night of fine dining and celebrating! Ah. - Back to Binky Burger to watch the clown drop.
30 December 2017
THE EXCITEMENT MOUNTS! - OKAY, EVERYONE!... - TEN!...NINE!...EIGHT!... - SEVEN!...SIX!...FIVE!... Are you ready to officially kick off the new year, Odie? - FOUR!...THREE!...TWO!...ONE!... - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! KICK!
31 December 2017