- - Quite a breeze today.
1 February 2017
The world will remember my name! - ...uh... - Jon! I knew you could do it!
2 February 2017
I'm thinking of changing my scent. Apple pie is nice. - Or fresh-baked bread. Or bacon! - Now I'm hungry. Fried chicken! Brownies!
3 February 2017
Z Hey, Garfield! - Welcome to the 29th century! - Give me just five more decades.
4 February 2017
- Fetch the ball, Odie! - - plop - Where did you get THAT?
5 February 2017
- It's still winter. -
6 February 2017
Broccoli is a good thing! - - What's that on the floor? Our new, green doorstop.
7 February 2017
"Dear ask a dog"... - "Would you PLEAS leave me alone?" - Signed, "Mister Tennis Ball".
8 February 2017
Sometimes I can't sleep. - - I think it was november 8, 1992.
9 February 2017
I think my tie is too long. - I have just the thing. - Good evening, my dear.
10 February 2017
I am a proud man! - A VERY proud man. - But do not ask me why. I was not going to.
11 February 2017
YAAAAHHH! - WHOA! - I CAN'T STOP! - HELP! - CATCH ME! - THUD - I told you that the banana slippers were a bad idea.
12 February 2017
I'm bored. - It says here that boredom can spawn a more active imagination. Interesting. - Oh, great. Now I'm HUNGRY, too.
13 February 2017
Sometimes I wonder if I eat too much. - But then sometimes I wonder if I'm not eating ENOUGH - What are you doing, Garfield? Research.
14 February 2017
- Hey! - Every time you walk by, the pictures fall off my walls. Well, excuse me.
15 February 2017
- - Diet time. Might as well. We're out of food.
16 February 2017
Ow!...Ow!...Ow!...OW! - How am I supposed to DO this?!...OW!! - We will return to "The Invisible Man Cuts Himself Shaving". OW!!
17 February 2017
The two dinosaurs are fighting! - At least I THINK they're fighting... - ...or slow dancing. The romantic music might be a clue!
18 February 2017
Hmmmm... - Know what we haven't done in a long time? Pigged out on donuts! - Why don't we head over to the donut shop right now?! - But first, our cheer! - DONUTS! DONUTS! RAH! RAH! DONUTS! DONUTS!... - YEEEEEEE-HAAHHH!!! - Hear that? It's
19 February 2017
Could I be missing something in my life? - - Nope.
20 February 2017
CAT --> - Uh... - Your point? It saves me a lot of meowing.
21 February 2017
BARK! - AAAHHH! - If loud noises scare you, then don't make loud noises.
22 February 2017
"Once upon a time there was a powerful wizard..." - "Who summoned forth a mighty rainstorm!" Ooooooh! - Would you please not do this in the shower? "And then along came a silly troll".
23 February 2017
The earth opened up and almost swallowed me. - That would have been a disaster. Right, Jon?
24 February 2017
I have much to offer the world. - But the world doesn't want it! - What was that? Ask the world!
25 February 2017
- - - - And here's Chuck with the forecast... - Looks like another eight to ten inches of snow tonight, Stu! - What's that? It sounds like a cat weeping.
26 February 2017
Another monday... - Anothe rmind-numbing, run-of-the-mill monday. - Hey, Garf... Hold on, I'm on a roll! Another mundane, morbund, humdrum monday!
27 February 2017
Good day, sir. - I've been retained to address an assault perpetrated last evening. - My client is willing to settle out of court for six grubs and a beetle.
28 February 2017