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Garfield

Quite a breeze today.

1 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

The world will remember my name! ...uh... Jon! I knew you could do it!

2 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

I'm thinking of changing my scent. Apple pie is nice. Or fresh-baked bread. Or bacon! Now I'm hungry. Fried chicken! Brownies!

3 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Z Hey, Garfield! Welcome to the 29th century! Give me just five more decades.

4 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Fetch the ball, Odie! plop Where did you get THAT?

5 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

It's still winter. -

6 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Broccoli is a good thing! What's that on the floor? Our new, green doorstop.

7 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog"... "Would you PLEAS leave me alone?" Signed, "Mister Tennis Ball".

8 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I can't sleep. I think it was november 8, 1992.

9 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

I think my tie is too long. I have just the thing. Good evening, my dear.

10 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

I am a proud man! A VERY proud man. But do not ask me why. I was not going to.

11 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

YAAAAHHH! WHOA! I CAN'T STOP! HELP! CATCH ME! THUD I told you that the banana slippers were a bad idea.

12 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored. It says here that boredom can spawn a more active imagination. Interesting. Oh, great. Now I'm HUNGRY, too.

13 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I wonder if I eat too much. But then sometimes I wonder if I'm not eating ENOUGH What are you doing, Garfield? Research.

14 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Hey! Every time you walk by, the pictures fall off my walls. Well, excuse me.

15 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Diet time. Might as well. We're out of food.

16 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Ow!...Ow!...Ow!...OW! How am I supposed to DO this?!...OW!! We will return to "The Invisible Man Cuts Himself Shaving". OW!!

17 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

The two dinosaurs are fighting! At least I THINK they're fighting... ...or slow dancing. The romantic music might be a clue!

18 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Hmmmm... Know what we haven't done in a long time? Pigged out on donuts! Why don't we head over to the donut shop right now?! But first, our cheer! DONUTS! DONUTS! RAH! RAH! DONUTS! DONUTS!... YEEEEEEE-HAAHHH!!! Hear that? It'sTHEM. We're gonna need a big

19 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Could I be missing something in my life? Nope.

20 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

CAT > Uh... Your point? It saves me a lot of meowing.

21 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

BARK! AAAHHH! If loud noises scare you, then don't make loud noises.

22 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

"Once upon a time there was a powerful wizard..." "Who summoned forth a mighty rainstorm!" Ooooooh! Would you please not do this in the shower? "And then along came a silly troll".

23 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

The earth opened up and almost swallowed me. That would have been a disaster. Right, Jon?

24 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

I have much to offer the world. But the world doesn't want it! What was that? Ask the world!

25 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

And here's Chuck with the forecast... Looks like another eight to ten inches of snow tonight, Stu! What's that? It sounds like a cat weeping.

26 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Another monday... Anothe rmind-numbing, run-of-the-mill monday. Hey, Garf... Hold on, I'm on a roll! Another mundane, morbund, humdrum monday!

27 February 2017
 


 
Garfield

Good day, sir. I've been retained to address an assault perpetrated last evening. My client is willing to settle out of court for six grubs and a beetle.

28 February 2017
 




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