- THOCK! - Tennis match on TV.
1 March 2017
Z - Garfield, you're sleeping your life away! - I could use some help. Cool. Do you want me to sleep yours away, too?
2 March 2017
- - Who wants another one of my kale and raisin cookies? Maybe a taste. Don't encourage her! SMACK
3 March 2017
I resolve to cut my shedding in half. - -
4 March 2017
- - BWINK - SPROING - - FUMP - Curse you, march.
5 March 2017
If I igniore the world, maybe it will go wawy. - - Except for lasagna.
6 March 2017
I'm going kite flying! sigh - It's really windy out here! Here we go again. - Let go of the string, Jon! Helllllp!
7 March 2017
Come on, pal! pat pat pat - PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT - Love is taking the breath with the dog.
8 March 2017
I keep forgetting what day it is. - Here, have a claendar with pictures of cute cats. WHAP - I don't see YOUR picure in here anywhere, mister!
9 March 2017
It's like the stars go on forever. They do go on forever, Jon. Far beyond our comprehension. - Whoa... - So there COULD be brain-sucking lobster beings out there! Zime to go.
10 March 2017
BURP! - Thank you! - Encore. BURP!
11 March 2017
- - - - - Whoops! Time to pick up Liz! - Reservation for Arbuckle.
12 March 2017
Wow, I'm warm. What's the thermostat set at? - WHOA! How did that get turned up so HIGH?! - What a mystery.
13 March 2017
The cat has given so much to the world. - - And there's more where that came from, pal.
14 March 2017
- - I looked at Odie. Never make eye contact!
15 March 2017
Jon rarely leaves the house... Almost got it. - And that's a good thing. Got it! - It makes the world a safer place. Mustard?
16 March 2017
whap - Sigh - I wonder if the cat is missing us over spring break. Could be.
17 March 2017
Observe, Garfield...the new, conservative, fashionable me! - Style and class. What more does a guxy need? Um... - Pants?
18 March 2017
Z - Garfield! Lunchtime! - Z - - Z - Are you ever going to get here? Hold on. Only two naps away.
19 March 2017
glug glug glug - SLUP! - When the coffe goes down, the eyelids go up!
20 March 2017
You know that nagging feeling, Garfield? - Like when you can't remember if you did something or not? - I wonder if I forgot to close the door. Let's ask the goat in the living room.
21 March 2017
Good news, Odie! - Your food wasn't bad today. -
22 March 2017
I'm back from the accordion contest, Garfield, and I got second place! There's no shame in that. - - DANG, that monkey was good! Now, in THAT, there is.
23 March 2017
My accordion is in the repair shop. Oh, no! - Did somebody hit it with a hammer? - Why would you ask that? Um... Demand a lawyer.
24 March 2017
I don't get it. - Doh! - How do bats do that?
25 March 2017
- Camera tap tap - CLICK - CLICK - CLICK - CLICK - CLICK
26 March 2017
Z - You miss out on things when you're asleep. - Z
27 March 2017
I'm feeling lazy, so we're having cereal for lunch. Works for me. - Cereal is the perfect food...good for any meal. And snacks! - In fact, let's have cereal for dinner tonight, too. Jon may have a girlfriend now, but we're still bachelors,
28 March 2017
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Out To Lunch - Well, I won't see HIM back for three days. I heard that!
29 March 2017
Today's specials are fried chicken, roast chicken, baked chicken, barbecued chicken... - Chicken salad, chicken soup and chicken pot pie. That's a lot of chicken. - A poultry truck overturned just up the road. Let's hope an ice cream truck
30 March 2017
Liz and I are having an argument. So? - And I'd love to end it... You DO know what to do, don't you? - But I have no idea what's it about! Tell her she's right.
31 March 2017