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Garfield

THOCK! Tennis match on TV.

1 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Z Garfield, you're sleeping your life away! I could use some help. Cool. Do you want me to sleep yours away, too?

2 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Who wants another one of my kale and raisin cookies? Maybe a taste. Don't encourage her! SMACK

3 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

I resolve to cut my shedding in half. -

4 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

BWINK SPROING FUMP Curse you, march.

5 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

If I igniore the world, maybe it will go wawy. Except for lasagna.

6 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

I'm going kite flying! sigh It's really windy out here! Here we go again. Let go of the string, Jon! Helllllp!

7 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Come on, pal! pat pat pat PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT Love is taking the breath with the dog.

8 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

I keep forgetting what day it is. Here, have a claendar with pictures of cute cats. WHAP I don't see YOUR picure in here anywhere, mister!

9 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

It's like the stars go on forever. They do go on forever, Jon. Far beyond our comprehension. Whoa... So there COULD be brain-sucking lobster beings out there! Zime to go.

10 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

BURP! Thank you! Encore. BURP!

11 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Whoops! Time to pick up Liz! Reservation for Arbuckle.

12 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Wow, I'm warm. What's the thermostat set at? WHOA! How did that get turned up so HIGH?! What a mystery.

13 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

The cat has given so much to the world. And there's more where that came from, pal.

14 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

I looked at Odie. Never make eye contact!

15 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Jon rarely leaves the house... Almost got it. And that's a good thing. Got it! It makes the world a safer place. Mustard?

16 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

whap Sigh I wonder if the cat is missing us over spring break. Could be.

17 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Observe, Garfield...the new, conservative, fashionable me! Style and class. What more does a guxy need? Um... Pants?

18 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Z Garfield! Lunchtime! Z Z Are you ever going to get here? Hold on. Only two naps away.

19 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

glug glug glug SLUP! When the coffe goes down, the eyelids go up!

20 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

You know that nagging feeling, Garfield? Like when you can't remember if you did something or not? I wonder if I forgot to close the door. Let's ask the goat in the living room.

21 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Good news, Odie! Your food wasn't bad today. -

22 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

I'm back from the accordion contest, Garfield, and I got second place! There's no shame in that. DANG, that monkey was good! Now, in THAT, there is.

23 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

My accordion is in the repair shop. Oh, no! Did somebody hit it with a hammer? Why would you ask that? Um... Demand a lawyer.

24 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

I don't get it. Doh! How do bats do that?

25 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Camera tap tap CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

26 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Z You miss out on things when you're asleep. Z

27 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

I'm feeling lazy, so we're having cereal for lunch. Works for me. Cereal is the perfect food...good for any meal. And snacks! In fact, let's have cereal for dinner tonight, too. Jon may have a girlfriend now, but we're still bachelors,baby!

28 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Out To Lunch Well, I won't see HIM back for three days. I heard that!

29 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Today's specials are fried chicken, roast chicken, baked chicken, barbecued chicken... Chicken salad, chicken soup and chicken pot pie. That's a lot of chicken. A poultry truck overturned just up the road. Let's hope an ice cream truckstalls in time for d

30 March 2017
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I are having an argument. So? And I'd love to end it... You DO know what to do, don't you? But I have no idea what's it about! Tell her she's right.

31 March 2017
 




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