Watch this, Garfield. - I'm going to scurry across the table! You do that. - Wheeeeee! Mice are odd.
1 April 2017
Well, here we are... - Thank you for a wonderful evening, Jon. It was wonderful, wasn't it, Liz? - KISSSSSSSSS - SMOOOOOOOOCH - KISS KISS KISS KISS KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - click click click click click SMOOOOOOO- - GARFIELD! STOP WITH tHE PORCH
2 April 2017
* RING - * RING Hmmm... - * RING I've forgotten how to use that thing. And time marches on.
3 April 2017
- - What's that noise? The ancient greeks called it a dial tone, you idgit.
4 April 2017
Garfield, why do we still have that thing? - I vaguely recall that it did have a purpose? It did. - Single women used it to shoot you down.
5 April 2017
- - The camera on this thing doesn't work! Pity him.
6 April 2017
Poor, neglected landline. Sigh... - Don'r worry, I haven't forgotten you. Thanks. - Remember all those pizzas we ordered together? Good times...good times.
7 April 2017
I don't use the old landline anymore. - Now it's just a conversation piece. - Wasn't that its original function?
8 April 2017
Hmmmm - A quiet house... - An empty couch... - A great old movie on TV... - And a perfectly fluffed pillow. - I swear... - Some days just have "waste me" written all over them!
9 April 2017
We should paint the house this spring. - That's a good idea. - Unless, of course, in some bizarre manner the term "we" implies the inclusion of me.
10 April 2017
Hey! - You almost stepped on me, creep! Oh, sorry. - STOMP! How about it now?
11 April 2017
Where have you been? I was worried about you. - I was abducted by aliens. - Really?! Now I'M worried about YOU.
12 April 2017
Nothing exciting happes around here. - - That is NOT exciting. That's about all I have to work with.
13 April 2017
Now I just touch the thingy on the screen, right? Yes. - Okay, everybody say "cheese"! Urf. Cheese! Meow. - CLICK!
14 April 2017
Bees are social insects. - - It's fun hanging out. No, it's not.
15 April 2017
- You know, Garfield, Jon and I have been seeing each other for a while now... I won't hold that against you. - And during that time I think he's really grown as a person. As opposed to a platypus? - I mean, when we were first dating he used
16 April 2017
Wow... - Look at the grass grow. - I love action.
17 April 2017
Where did you go, tree? - I'm on vacation. - Vacation? I'm a surfboard on Maui.
18 April 2017
- PUNT - The classics are always in style.
19 April 2017
I'm cooking dinner! - Yah! I'm burning dinner! - I'm ordering pizza. You should cook more often.
20 April 2017
Remember the time I got stuck in a trash can? I sure do! - That was so... - Tragic...so tragic.
21 April 2017
Hee-hee. I'm going to use a dog whistle to call a bunch of mutts to pester Jon. - SSSSSSSSSS - Oops. This must be my snake whistle.
22 April 2017
- * * ** - - GARFIELD! - - Attaboy, Garfield! Thanks. - We got you one, too.
23 April 2017
Some worry about oversleeping. - Not me, though. - I worry about over-waking.
24 April 2017
Garfield, would you like to go jogging with me? - - No.
25 April 2017
- Odie's not as dumb as I thought. - BARK BARK BARK BARK He's dumber.
26 April 2017
I'm afraid I have bad news, Curtis. Give it straight to me, Doc. - You have a severe...nut allergy. - NOOO!! Tough break for a squirrel.
27 April 2017
Willpower. - Willpower. - Indulgence power!
28 April 2017
SLURRRRK - Ahhhhhhhh - Needs more cat food.
29 April 2017
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30 April 2017