Doe slife get any better than this, Garfield? I hope so. It had better.
1 May 2017
Time to walk by the neighbors. We have a history.
2 May 2017
I just don't feel motivated to bark at you. I just soaked my feet in your water dish. Thanks! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Happy to do my part.
3 May 2017
GARFIELD! He who eats first, eats best.
4 May 2017
Z Hey, Garfield! Today is National Cartoonists Day! You woke me for that?
5 May 2017
Ants are eating my candy bar! You should learn something new every day, Garfield. Ants are crunchy.
6 May 2017
BARK! BARK! plop Okay, okay, I'll play. I'm gonna make you run, though... Prepare to chase this into the next time zone, Odie! You're good.
7 May 2017
Garfield, guess what I did today! I actually READ instructions! Next I'm going to read a map and ask for directions! Man card...hand it over.
8 May 2017
STAY OFF THE GRASS STAY OFF THE GRASS STAY OFF THE "STAY OFF THE GRASS" SIGN Oh, come on!
9 May 2017
I've been training for the theater BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Dramatic pause! That is so stupid.
10 May 2017
Climbing a tree is challenging. Yeah, for the TREE, lardo I'm going to wear cleats. I kid!
11 May 2017
Garfield, does this gap in my teeth make me look silly? Arlene, you could never look silly. Always be sincere...whether you mean it or not.
12 May 2017
It's almost time for lunch. Which means there's just enough time for breakfast.
13 May 2017
I had a cat when I was a little girl. A beautigul tabby, like you. Her name was Tiger, and she was my best friend. We did everything together,,,ate, slept, played... She even inspired me to become a veterinarian, to help other animals.I miss her so much.
14 May 2017
Z Staring contest. Or not.
15 May 2017
It's not easy being fish. How so? Our potato chips are really soggy! Yew!!
16 May 2017
ARF!ARF! ARF! See? I can speak "dog"! You just said "my elbow is a potato".
17 May 2017
I always try my best. Here comes my favorite part. Then I fail. That's my favorite part.
18 May 2017
If I turn my head just right... I can pick up a radio station with my teeth! Uh... I know a way back out.
19 May 2017
HYAAAH! Just kidding! You need to learn to relax.
20 May 2017
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRAP! Lugga lugga lugga YAWNNN! SLAP SLAP SLAP I didn't know this thing had a webcam. And we just passed one millio views. lugga lugga lugga
21 May 2017
Don't you have anything to do? Yes, I do. I'm binge-watching the ceiling.
22 May 2017
Cats have many talents. TAH-DAH!
23 May 2017
Not everything os my fault. BOOT! Just the good stuff.
24 May 2017
Garfield! Have you seen my razor?! No, but your potato peeler has had it.
25 May 2017
Do you ever think about our future together, Garfield? Nope. No? I'm too busy enjoying out ime together right now. Purr.
26 May 2017
Cotton is better than wool! Wool is better than cotton! WOOL HEAD! COTTON MOUTH! What do YOU thibk? Yeah! Who's better?! I'm staying out of this.
27 May 2017
* ** Hello? Hi, it's the Pizza Parlor. We're just calling to let you know how much we love you. * SMOOOOOCH * * click * Perhaps we order pizza too much. Said no one ever.
28 May 2017
BEWARE OF PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING Like there needs to be a sign.
29 May 2017
A cat can make a toy out of anything. A paper bag, for instance. My lunch was in there! That will be difficult to prove.
30 May 2017
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Sorry. I thought I heard the can opener. Focus.
31 May 2017