Doe slife get any better than this, Garfield? - - I hope so. It had better.
1 May 2017
Time to walk by the neighbors. - - We have a history.
2 May 2017
I just don't feel motivated to bark at you. - I just soaked my feet in your water dish. - Thanks! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Happy to do my part.
3 May 2017
- - GARFIELD! He who eats first, eats best.
4 May 2017
Z - Hey, Garfield! Today is National Cartoonists Day! You woke me for that? -
5 May 2017
Ants are eating my candy bar! - - You should learn something new every day, Garfield. Ants are crunchy.
6 May 2017
BARK! BARK! - - plop - Okay, okay, I'll play. - I'm gonna make you run, though... - Prepare to chase this into the next time zone, Odie! - You're good.
7 May 2017
Garfield, guess what I did today! - I actually READ instructions! - Next I'm going to read a map and ask for directions! Man card...hand it over.
8 May 2017
STAY OFF THE GRASS - STAY OFF THE GRASS - STAY OFF THE "STAY OFF THE GRASS" SIGN Oh, come on!
9 May 2017
I've been training for the theater - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Dramatic pause! That is so stupid.
10 May 2017
Climbing a tree is challenging. - Yeah, for the TREE, lardo- - I'm going to wear cleats. I kid!
11 May 2017
Garfield, does this gap in my teeth make me look silly? - Arlene, you could never look silly. - Always be sincere...whether you mean it or not.
12 May 2017
It's almost time for lunch. - - Which means there's just enough time for breakfast.
13 May 2017
I miss her so much. - Anyway, I just wanted you to know it's good to have a cat in my life again. - - If Jon doesn't marry you, *I* will.
14 May 2017
Z - Staring contest. - Or not.
15 May 2017
It's not easy being fish. - How so? - Our potato chips are really soggy! Yew!!
16 May 2017
ARF!ARF! ARF! - See? I can speak "dog"! - You just said "my elbow is a potato".
17 May 2017
I always try my best. - Here comes my favorite part. - Then I fail. That's my favorite part.
18 May 2017
If I turn my head just right... - I can pick up a radio station with my teeth! - Uh... I know a way back out.
19 May 2017
HYAAAH! - Just kidding! - You need to learn to relax.
20 May 2017
- - BURRRRRRRRRRRRRAP! - Lugga lugga lugga - YAWNNN! - SLAP SLAP SLAP - I didn't know this thing had a webcam. And we just passed one millio views. lugga lugga lugga
21 May 2017
- Don't you have anything to do? Yes, I do. - I'm binge-watching the ceiling.
22 May 2017
Cats have many talents. - - TAH-DAH!
23 May 2017
Not everything os my fault. - BOOT! - Just the good stuff.
24 May 2017
Garfield! - Have you seen my razor?! - No, but your potato peeler has had it.
25 May 2017
Do you ever think about our future together, Garfield? Nope. - No? - I'm too busy enjoying out ime together right now. Purr.
26 May 2017
Cotton is better than wool! Wool is better than cotton! - WOOL HEAD! COTTON MOUTH! - What do YOU thibk? Yeah! Who's better?! I'm staying out of this.
27 May 2017
- * ** - Hello? Hi, it's the Pizza Parlor. - We're just calling to let you know how much we love you. - * SMOOOOOCH * - * click * - Perhaps we order pizza too much. Said no one ever.
28 May 2017
- BEWARE OF PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING - Like there needs to be a sign.
29 May 2017
A cat can make a toy out of anything. - A paper bag, for instance. - My lunch was in there! That will be difficult to prove.
30 May 2017
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - - Sorry. I thought I heard the can opener. Focus.
31 May 2017