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Garfield

These buttermilk pancakes taste plain, Irma. Did you put buttermilk in them? Let me check. Silly me! I put water in them! Meaning...the buttermilk went into the coffee maker.

1 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Ah, friday... Almost quitting time. Can't wait to relax.

2 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

"Great Moments in Cat History"... The invention of the tuna-flavored milk shake. sniff This has been "Great Moments in Cat History".

3 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Are you quite done? Just one more.

4 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

You lie there while I do everything around here. Finally a plan we can all get behind!

5 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Well? What do you have to say? Looks better on me.

6 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

LICK LICK LICK LICK

7 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Some fish can fly. Really?! But the lines at the airport are so long. Oh, don't even start!

8 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

I have Garfield's test results... But I think there's som esort of error. It says his blood is 20 percent marinara sauce. How are my cheese levels?

9 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

I love everybody! Me, too! Although some could use a little salt.

10 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

I think I'll clean out my closet today... It's just so small... sip sip ZANG MUST BUILD BIGGER CLOSET!!! I GET LUMBER!

11 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

What are you looking at, cat? A photo album. A photo album? What's that? It's where we old folks used to post our selfies. Ah.

12 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

You mean people in the old days used to print out their photos and then paste them into books? Yes. That sure seems like a lot of work. They had plenty of time. Didn't they have dinosaurs to hunt? Only on tuesdays.

13 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Here's another old picture of me. It was take the first time Jon put me on a diet. Why is your face so lumpy? I'm storing cookies in my cheeks.

14 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield, here's you as a kitten. Wow, you were fat even then. I mean, "awwwww".

15 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

I've decided I don't want to make a big deal out of my birthday this year. Now that I'm older and wiser, I'm realizing the things that mean the most to me... A dump truck full of presents and a ginormous cake are all I really need. You'redrooling.

16 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

YAWN KRIK I'm at that age where YAWNING is risky.

17 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

HUHHHHHHH FOOOOOF FOOOOOF FOOOOOOF Okay, I'm ready... BRING ON THE BIRTHDAY CAKE!

18 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

It's my birthday! SPLOT Aaand it's also monday.

19 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Hey, you're prett yold. You should meet my grandmother. She's the oldest person I know. She's so old that she's seen it all. And done it all. She's REALLY old. How old is she? Two!

20 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, today is the first day of summer! Time to hit the ol' wading pool! Tah-dah! Hello, summer-goodbye, dignity.

21 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

I love summer! But it doesn't love you.

22 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

We're not taking a vacation this year. Really? I thought we were on one.

23 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Is it warm out? Somewhat.

24 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Boy, it's hot! It is. I could use something cold to drink. Good idea. snap snap! What about ME?! Get your own cabana mouse.

25 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

I have friday on my mind... But monday on my calendar.

26 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

All right! All right! You can have half of my sandwich! Good things come to those who whine.

27 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog"... "If you chase a car and catch it, what happens then?" That is highly illegal, my friend.

28 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! You ate everything in the kitchen! Not so. EVERYTHING! Here's the twist of the bread bag.

29 June 2017
 


 
Garfield

Have you considered planting a vegetable garden? No, he has not. Uh, no. Now, a small plot of bacon might be nice.

30 June 2017
 




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