These buttermilk pancakes taste plain, Irma. Did you put buttermilk in them? - Let me check. - Silly me! I put water in them! - Meaning...the buttermilk went into the coffee maker.
1 June 2017
Ah, friday... - Almost quitting time. - Can't wait to relax.
2 June 2017
"Great Moments in Cat History"... - The invention of the tuna-flavored milk shake. sniff - This has been "Great Moments in Cat History".
3 June 2017
- - - - - Are you quite done? Just one more.
4 June 2017
- You lie there while I do everything around here. - Finally a plan we can all get behind!
5 June 2017
- Well? What do you have to say? - Looks better on me.
6 June 2017
- - LICK LICK LICK LICK
7 June 2017
Some fish can fly. - Really?! - But the lines at the airport are so long. Oh, don't even start!
8 June 2017
I have Garfield's test results... - But I think there's som esort of error. - It says his blood is 20 percent marinara sauce. How are my cheese levels?
9 June 2017
I love everybody! - Me, too! - Although some could use a little salt.
10 June 2017
- I think I'll clean out my closet today... - It's just so small... - sip sip - - ZANG - MUST BUILD BIGGER CLOSET!!! I GET LUMBER!
11 June 2017
What are you looking at, cat? - A photo album. A photo album? What's that? - It's where we old folks used to post our selfies. Ah.
12 June 2017
You mean people in the old days used to print out their photos and then paste them into books? Yes. - That sure seems like a lot of work. They had plenty of time. - Didn't they have dinosaurs to hunt? Only on tuesdays.
13 June 2017
Here's another old picture of me. - It was take the first time Jon put me on a diet. - Why is your face so lumpy? I'm storing cookies in my cheeks.
14 June 2017
Look, Garfield, here's you as a kitten. - Wow, you were fat even then. - I mean, "awwwww".
15 June 2017
I've decided I don't want to make a big deal out of my birthday this year. - Now that I'm older and wiser, I'm realizing the things that mean the most to me... - A dump truck full of presents and a ginormous cake are all I really need. You're
16 June 2017
YAWN - KRIK - I'm at that age where YAWNING is risky.
17 June 2017
- HUHHHHHHH - FOOOOOF - FOOOOOF - FOOOOOOF - Okay, I'm ready... - BRING ON THE BIRTHDAY CAKE!
18 June 2017
It's my birthday! - SPLOT - Aaand it's also monday.
19 June 2017
Hey, you're prett yold. You should meet my grandmother. She's the oldest person I know. - She's so old that she's seen it all. And done it all. She's REALLY old. - How old is she? Two!
20 June 2017
Hey, Garfield, today is the first day of summer! - Time to hit the ol' wading pool! - Tah-dah! Hello, summer-goodbye, dignity.
21 June 2017
I love summer! - - But it doesn't love you.
22 June 2017
We're not taking a vacation this year. - Really? - I thought we were on one.
23 June 2017
- - Is it warm out? Somewhat.
24 June 2017
- Boy, it's hot! It is. - I could use something cold to drink. Good idea. - snap snap! - - - What about ME?! Get your own cabana mouse.
25 June 2017
I have friday on my mind... - - But monday on my calendar.
26 June 2017
All right! All right! - You can have half of my sandwich! - Good things come to those who whine.
27 June 2017
"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "If you chase a car and catch it, what happens then?" - That is highly illegal, my friend.
28 June 2017
GARFIELD! - You ate everything in the kitchen! Not so. - EVERYTHING! Here's the twist of the bread bag.
29 June 2017
Have you considered planting a vegetable garden? - No, he has not. - Uh, no. Now, a small plot of bacon might be nice.
30 June 2017