Cat food... - GULP! - If I'm hungry enough, I'll eat anything.
1 July 2017
eew - Oh, Irma. - Yes? There's a fly in my mashed potatoes. - SCHWAT! - Dit I get it? Dit I get it? dig dig dig - Hah-HA! - No charge for that. Why do we come here? For the ambience.
2 July 2017
There's ugly... - - and then there's monday-morning ugly.
3 July 2017
What a crowd! - All these people coming to the faily reunion! - Have you ever seen so many tractors? I think I'm overdressed.
4 July 2017
Come closer! - Closer! - Uh, too close.
5 July 2017
Look, Garfield! I found a lucky horseshoe! - knock knock - There's a horse with a limp at the door, and he doesn't look happy.
6 July 2017
What would you like to do tonight, Garfield? - Eat garbage, yowl on the fence, dodge shoes, trash-talk some dogs, then get chased up a tree. - So, the usual. If it ain't broke...
7 July 2017
You should always follow my lead. - - I don't know about "always".
8 July 2017
- - GARFIELD! - - - shoof - hummmmm GARFIELD!
9 July 2017
The only good thing about monday morning is the coffee. - GLUB - Mmm...toasty, with notes of cheese and a soapy finish. Hey! I'm trying to bathe here!
10 July 2017
Think before you act. - - How about if I think and then just lie here.
11 July 2017
Odie has discovered the secret to happiness. - - I think I'll remain depressed.
12 July 2017
* MROOOW ** - SHUT UP! - Did somebody say "encore"?
13 July 2017
Liz wants me to go furniture shopping with her. - She wants to buy a credenza. - I don't even know that that is! It's Italian for "your bachelor life is over".
14 July 2017
Oops. - - Caught that sandwich before it hit the floor.
15 July 2017
- I want some attention. - Pay attention to me! SLAP! - Hey! That hurt! - Why did you hurt me?! -You are an awful, awful cat! - BAD CAT! BAD CAT! Why, I oughta... That's better.
16 July 2017
Nothing can stop me today, Garfield! - How ironic. - Nothing can START me.
17 July 2017
Who knows what the future holds. - - But I know that it involves a water balloon.
18 July 2017
- Whoa! Take it easy there, Odie! - Better.
19 July 2017
Slightly pungent with a hint of nuttiness. - Earthy, like walking through a meadow after a spring rain. - Cheese snobs. Aristocratic yet humble. Indubitaly.
20 July 2017
Liz yawned on our date tonight... - - ONLY ONCE! Mister Excitement!
21 July 2017
I'm sleepy! - Yes, sir! - Although it's not one of my best efforts.
22 July 2017
- Hey, guys, check out the moon... - It looks happy, doesn't it? - When I was a boy, we called that a "smiling moon". - Kids sure do think of some funny things. - -
23 July 2017
It takes longer... - ...every morrning... - ...to resemble myself.
24 July 2017
- This is interesting... - Van Gogh said that orange is the color of insanity. That's crazy.
25 July 2017
You just ate, so you'll have to wait half an hour to swim. - Of course, by then you'll be hungry again. Hmm - You know, you may never swim again. The math doesn't look good.
26 July 2017
With age comes wisdom. - Sigh - I'd rather have a new television. That's very wise.
27 July 2017
Hey, Odie! - Jon was just elling me he wishes you would bark manically in his face. - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Happy birthday, Jon!
28 July 2017
Some people dream in black and white. - Some people dream in color. - I dream in pizza toppings.
29 July 2017
* ** * * ** * ** * ** - ** * * ** * ** * * - * ** * ** ** * * - * ** * * ** ** * * - * ** * * ** ** * * - * ** * ** * ** ** * * * - ** * * * ** * ** Some days, you just gotta dance.
30 July 2017
Guess what, Garfield? - I switched us to decaf. - I'd slap you, but I don't have the energy.
31 July 2017