Cat food... GULP! If I'm hungry enough, I'll eat anything.
1 July 2017
eew Oh, Irma. Yes? There's a fly in my mashed potatoes. SCHWAT! Dit I get it? Dit I get it? dig dig dig Hah-HA! No charge for that. Why do we come here? For the ambience.
2 July 2017
There's ugly... and then there's monday-morning ugly.
3 July 2017
What a crowd! All these people coming to the faily reunion! Have you ever seen so many tractors? I think I'm overdressed.
4 July 2017
Come closer! Closer! Uh, too close.
5 July 2017
Look, Garfield! I found a lucky horseshoe! knock knock There's a horse with a limp at the door, and he doesn't look happy.
6 July 2017
What would you like to do tonight, Garfield? Eat garbage, yowl on the fence, dodge shoes, trash-talk some dogs, then get chased up a tree. So, the usual. If it ain't broke...
7 July 2017
You should always follow my lead. I don't know about "always".
8 July 2017
GARFIELD! shoof hummmmm GARFIELD!
9 July 2017
The only good thing about monday morning is the coffee. GLUB Mmm...toasty, with notes of cheese and a soapy finish. Hey! I'm trying to bathe here!
10 July 2017
Think before you act. How about if I think and then just lie here.
11 July 2017
Odie has discovered the secret to happiness. I think I'll remain depressed.
12 July 2017
* MROOOW ** SHUT UP! Did somebody say "encore"?
13 July 2017
Liz wants me to go furniture shopping with her. She wants to buy a credenza. I don't even know that that is! It's Italian for "your bachelor life is over".
14 July 2017
Oops. Caught that sandwich before it hit the floor.
15 July 2017
I want some attention. Pay attention to me! SLAP! Hey! That hurt! Why did you hurt me?! -You are an awful, awful cat! BAD CAT! BAD CAT! Why, I oughta... That's better.
16 July 2017
Nothing can stop me today, Garfield! How ironic. Nothing can START me.
17 July 2017
Who knows what the future holds. But I know that it involves a water balloon.
18 July 2017
Whoa! Take it easy there, Odie! Better.
19 July 2017
Slightly pungent with a hint of nuttiness. Earthy, like walking through a meadow after a spring rain. Cheese snobs. Aristocratic yet humble. Indubitaly.
20 July 2017
Liz yawned on our date tonight... ONLY ONCE! Mister Excitement!
21 July 2017
I'm sleepy! Yes, sir! Although it's not one of my best efforts.
22 July 2017
Hey, guys, check out the moon... It looks happy, doesn't it? When I was a boy, we called that a "smiling moon". Kids sure do think of some funny things.
23 July 2017
It takes longer... ...every morrning... ...to resemble myself.
24 July 2017
This is interesting... Van Gogh said that orange is the color of insanity. That's crazy.
25 July 2017
You just ate, so you'll have to wait half an hour to swim. Of course, by then you'll be hungry again. Hmm You know, you may never swim again. The math doesn't look good.
26 July 2017
With age comes wisdom. Sigh I'd rather have a new television. That's very wise.
27 July 2017
Hey, Odie! Jon was just elling me he wishes you would bark manically in his face. BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Happy birthday, Jon!
28 July 2017
Some people dream in black and white. Some people dream in color. I dream in pizza toppings.
29 July 2017
* ** * * ** * ** * ** ** * * ** * ** * * * ** * ** ** * * * ** * * ** ** * * * ** * * ** ** * * * ** * ** * ** ** * * * ** * * * ** * ** Some days, you just gotta dance.
30 July 2017
Guess what, Garfield? I switched us to decaf. I'd slap you, but I don't have the energy.
31 July 2017