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Garfield

Life's funny. You never know what's going to happen until it happens. IF it happens.

1 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

Don't be mean, kids. BOOT! Leave that to the professionals.

2 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

I wonder why I never get a treat. If you're a good boy today, I'll give you a treat. Ah.

3 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

He really hates camping, doesn't he? That's a long stick!

4 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

It's diet time, Garfield! We're going on a fast! We're going off a fast! That was a terrifying three seconds!

5 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

* YOU JUST RUINED a PERFECTLY BAD MOOD!

6 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

Wouldn't it be great if we could travel back in time? I'd go back to my first day of kindergarten. This time I'd KNOW where the little boys' room was before it was too late. I'd travel before this conversation took place.

7 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

So hot. You should wear a hat. So hot. So embarrassing.

8 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

SLURRRRRR GAAAH! Hot hose water.

9 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

Odie, come back! I need to dry you off. Not a problem. You bed seem pretty absorbent.

10 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... I need to become the man that Liz deserves. Technically, that would be another man.

11 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

I just finished a leisurely breakfast. Hey... I MISSED LUNCH!

12 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

So... So you worked in the yard yesterday without a shirt on? Yes. It was pretty hot and sunny. Did you wear sunscreen? Yeees. All over? Yes, mother. Really? Even on your back? SLAP! YES! bust-ed.

13 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

Bored? No, thank you. I already am.

14 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS Isn't that quite enough? SSSSSS Said the jealous Jon.

15 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog"... "If you were on the moon, would you howl at the earth?" And no, you're not going to go find out.

16 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

Why are you back in bed? Duh. It's dark out.

17 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

Guess how many jelly beans I can fit in my mouth. How many? One. Because somebody TOOK the rest of them! The rascal.

18 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

I was crossing the street this morning, and... Z All of Jon's stories are bedtime stories.

19 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield...a dead possum. Oh, ick. That's disgusting. How utterly gross. click!

20 August 2017
 


 
Garfield

(null)

21 August 2017
 




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