Life's funny. You never know what's going to happen until it happens. - - IF it happens.
1 August 2017
Don't be mean, kids. - BOOT! - Leave that to the professionals.
2 August 2017
I wonder why I never get a treat. - If you're a good boy today, I'll give you a treat. - Ah.
3 August 2017
- - He really hates camping, doesn't he? That's a long stick!
4 August 2017
It's diet time, Garfield! We're going on a fast! - - We're going off a fast! That was a terrifying three seconds!
5 August 2017
- - - - - * - YOU JUST RUINED a PERFECTLY BAD MOOD!
6 August 2017
Wouldn't it be great if we could travel back in time? - I'd go back to my first day of kindergarten. - This time I'd KNOW where the little boys' room was before it was too late. I'd travel before this conversation took place.
7 August 2017
So hot. - You should wear a hat. - So hot. So embarrassing.
8 August 2017
- SLURRRRRR- GAAAH! Hot hose water.
9 August 2017
Odie, come back! I need to dry you off. - Not a problem. - You bed seem pretty absorbent.
10 August 2017
Sigh... - I need to become the man that Liz deserves. - Technically, that would be another man.
11 August 2017
I just finished a leisurely breakfast. - Hey... - I MISSED LUNCH!
12 August 2017
So... - So you worked in the yard yesterday without a shirt on? - Yes. It was pretty hot and sunny. Did you wear sunscreen? - Yeees. All over? - Yes, mother. Really? Even on your back? - SLAP! YES! - bust-ed.
13 August 2017
- Bored? - No, thank you. I already am.
14 August 2017
SSSSSSSS - SSSSSSSS - Isn't that quite enough? SSSSSS Said the jealous Jon.
15 August 2017
"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "If you were on the moon, would you howl at the earth?" - And no, you're not going to go find out.
16 August 2017
- - Why are you back in bed? Duh. It's dark out.
17 August 2017
Guess how many jelly beans I can fit in my mouth. - How many? One. - Because somebody TOOK the rest of them! The rascal.
18 August 2017
I was crossing the street this morning, and... - Z - All of Jon's stories are bedtime stories.
19 August 2017
- - - Look, Garfield...a dead possum. Oh, ick. - That's disgusting. How utterly gross. - - click!
20 August 2017
The art of conversation: alive or dead? - I counted my fingers three times and got three different answers. - A moment of silence, please.
21 August 2017
Grrrrrr... - BARK! - Did you see how I built the suspense with the growl? I was on the edge of my seat.
22 August 2017
I'm a spider now, but someday I'll be a beautiful butterfly! - No, you'll always be a spider. Really? - Really. Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Oh, shut up!
23 August 2017
The yard needs mowing. So? - The candy bars need eating. So? - The dishes need washing. Wait. What was the one before that?
24 August 2017
What are you doing, Garfield? - Looking at pictures of food on my phone. - Ah, romance. You got that right, lady!
25 August 2017
ECHO POINT M- - Meow! - Let me finish!
26 August 2017
- I think Liz and I are getting really serious, Garfield. Oh? - Today we went to Binky Burger for lunch... - And she actually shared her soft drink with me! Wow. - AND her french fries! That IS serious. - Maybe it's time to take our
27 August 2017
I'm good at what I do. - Oh, me, too. - This is what we do.
28 August 2017
- click - I have never successfully taken a selfie.
29 August 2017
I'm bored. So am I. - SMACK! - Next time *I* get to pick what we do!
30 August 2017
chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew - Is that what I think it is? chew chew chew chew - CHEWING practice?!! The new buffet opens downtown today!
31 August 2017