Life's funny. You never know what's going to happen until it happens. IF it happens.1 August 2017 |
 Don't be mean, kids. BOOT! Leave that to the professionals.2 August 2017 |
 I wonder why I never get a treat. If you're a good boy today, I'll give you a treat. Ah.3 August 2017 |
 He really hates camping, doesn't he? That's a long stick!4 August 2017 |
 It's diet time, Garfield! We're going on a fast! We're going off a fast! That was a terrifying three seconds!5 August 2017 |
 * YOU JUST RUINED a PERFECTLY BAD MOOD!6 August 2017 |
 Wouldn't it be great if we could travel back in time? I'd go back to my first day of kindergarten. This time I'd KNOW where the little boys' room was before it was too late. I'd travel before this conversation took place.7 August 2017 |
 So hot. You should wear a hat. So hot. So embarrassing.8 August 2017 |
 SLURRRRRR GAAAH! Hot hose water.9 August 2017 |
 Odie, come back! I need to dry you off. Not a problem. You bed seem pretty absorbent.10 August 2017 |
 Sigh... I need to become the man that Liz deserves. Technically, that would be another man.11 August 2017 |
 I just finished a leisurely breakfast. Hey... I MISSED LUNCH!12 August 2017 |
 So... So you worked in the yard yesterday without a shirt on? Yes. It was pretty hot and sunny. Did you wear sunscreen? Yeees. All over? Yes, mother. Really? Even on your back? SLAP! YES! bust-ed.13 August 2017 |
 Bored? No, thank you. I already am.14 August 2017 |
 SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS Isn't that quite enough? SSSSSS Said the jealous Jon.15 August 2017 |
 "Dear Ask A Dog"... "If you were on the moon, would you howl at the earth?" And no, you're not going to go find out.16 August 2017 |
 Why are you back in bed? Duh. It's dark out.17 August 2017 |
 Guess how many jelly beans I can fit in my mouth. How many? One. Because somebody TOOK the rest of them! The rascal.18 August 2017 |
 I was crossing the street this morning, and... Z All of Jon's stories are bedtime stories.19 August 2017 |
 Look, Garfield...a dead possum. Oh, ick. That's disgusting. How utterly gross. click!20 August 2017 |
 The art of conversation: alive or dead? I counted my fingers three times and got three different answers. A moment of silence, please.21 August 2017 |
 Grrrrrr... BARK! Did you see how I built the suspense with the growl? I was on the edge of my seat.22 August 2017 |
 I'm a spider now, but someday I'll be a beautiful butterfly! No, you'll always be a spider. Really? Really. Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Oh, shut up!23 August 2017 |
 The yard needs mowing. So? The candy bars need eating. So? The dishes need washing. Wait. What was the one before that?24 August 2017 |
 What are you doing, Garfield? Looking at pictures of food on my phone. Ah, romance. You got that right, lady!25 August 2017 |
 ECHO POINT M Meow! Let me finish!26 August 2017 |
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 I'm good at what I do. Oh, me, too. This is what we do.28 August 2017 |
 click I have never successfully taken a selfie.29 August 2017 |
 I'm bored. So am I. SMACK! Next time *I* get to pick what we do!30 August 2017 |
 chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew Is that what I think it is? chew chew chew chew CHEWING practice?!! The new buffet opens downtown today!31 August 2017 |
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