Life's funny. You never know what's going to happen until it happens. IF it happens.
1 August 2017
Don't be mean, kids. BOOT! Leave that to the professionals.
2 August 2017
I wonder why I never get a treat. If you're a good boy today, I'll give you a treat. Ah.
3 August 2017
He really hates camping, doesn't he? That's a long stick!
4 August 2017
It's diet time, Garfield! We're going on a fast! We're going off a fast! That was a terrifying three seconds!
5 August 2017
* YOU JUST RUINED a PERFECTLY BAD MOOD!
6 August 2017
Wouldn't it be great if we could travel back in time? I'd go back to my first day of kindergarten. This time I'd KNOW where the little boys' room was before it was too late. I'd travel before this conversation took place.
7 August 2017
So hot. You should wear a hat. So hot. So embarrassing.
8 August 2017
SLURRRRRR GAAAH! Hot hose water.
9 August 2017
Odie, come back! I need to dry you off. Not a problem. You bed seem pretty absorbent.
10 August 2017
Sigh... I need to become the man that Liz deserves. Technically, that would be another man.
11 August 2017
I just finished a leisurely breakfast. Hey... I MISSED LUNCH!
12 August 2017
So... So you worked in the yard yesterday without a shirt on? Yes. It was pretty hot and sunny. Did you wear sunscreen? Yeees. All over? Yes, mother. Really? Even on your back? SLAP! YES! bust-ed.
13 August 2017
Bored? No, thank you. I already am.
14 August 2017
SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS Isn't that quite enough? SSSSSS Said the jealous Jon.
15 August 2017
"Dear Ask A Dog"... "If you were on the moon, would you howl at the earth?" And no, you're not going to go find out.
16 August 2017
Why are you back in bed? Duh. It's dark out.
17 August 2017
Guess how many jelly beans I can fit in my mouth. How many? One. Because somebody TOOK the rest of them! The rascal.
18 August 2017
I was crossing the street this morning, and... Z All of Jon's stories are bedtime stories.
19 August 2017
Look, Garfield...a dead possum. Oh, ick. That's disgusting. How utterly gross. click!
20 August 2017
The art of conversation: alive or dead? I counted my fingers three times and got three different answers. A moment of silence, please.
21 August 2017
Grrrrrr... BARK! Did you see how I built the suspense with the growl? I was on the edge of my seat.
22 August 2017
I'm a spider now, but someday I'll be a beautiful butterfly! No, you'll always be a spider. Really? Really. Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Oh, shut up!
23 August 2017
The yard needs mowing. So? The candy bars need eating. So? The dishes need washing. Wait. What was the one before that?
24 August 2017
What are you doing, Garfield? Looking at pictures of food on my phone. Ah, romance. You got that right, lady!
25 August 2017
ECHO POINT M Meow! Let me finish!
26 August 2017
I think Liz and I are getting really serious, Garfield. Oh? Today we went to Binky Burger for lunch... And she actually shared her soft drink with me! Wow. AND her french fries! That IS serious. Maybe it's time to take ourrelationship to the next level.
27 August 2017
I'm good at what I do. Oh, me, too. This is what we do.
28 August 2017
click I have never successfully taken a selfie.
29 August 2017
I'm bored. So am I. SMACK! Next time *I* get to pick what we do!
30 August 2017
chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew Is that what I think it is? chew chew chew chew CHEWING practice?!! The new buffet opens downtown today!
31 August 2017