Sending a text to Liz... "How do I love thee? Let me text the ways". tap tap - Oops! I sent that to Mrs. Feeny by mistake. Poor Jon. - ping! Mrs. Feeny is wondering what I'm doing saturday night. Poor Mrs. Feeny.
. Sorry I'm late. You're not late. - I'm not? Nope, right on time. - Are you sure? Absolutely. - Well, darn. - I had a really good excuse. Go ahead. - There was this fire-breathing dogcatcher... Get to the "really good" part.
zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz - Who are you? The first housefly of spring! - Aren't you going to welcome me? - SWAT - I was hoping for something a little more FESTIVE! - SWAT - Huzzah I hate you!
"Dear Ask A Dog, what's with you dogs rooting through the garbage all the time?" - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - Your denial would be more believable if you didn't have a banana peel on your head.