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Garfield

- - Boy, that was some party last night. I noticed.

1 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Why so tired? - I built a snowman today. -

2 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "Do dogs really eat homework?" - munch munch munch

3 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Today is the birthday of Marvin J. Fuddlestone. Who? - He revolutionized sock-drawer organization. How dull. - He was burried in a giant anklet. How disturbing.

4 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Three...two... - one... - Friday face!

5 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I just scored concert tickets! - Two seats, front row, center! - "Accordion Fest: Night of a thousand Polkas"! Um... I'll distract him. You run.

6 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- NO CATA ALLOWED - NONE - THIS MEANS YOU! - HEY! - OKAY, OKAY - JUST ONE

7 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm thinking about exercising. - Thinking about it...thinking about it... - OKay, I'm done. Now I'm thinking about pudding.

8 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

The world is my playground. - Sigh... - And the big kids are hogging the swings.

9 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Good times! I must be missing something.

10 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Hot dogs! Ice cream! - What to do? - What's that? A new taste sensation!

11 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

WHY IS THERE A MOUSE IN THIS HOUSE?!! - whisper whisper whisper - For the free Wi-Fi.

12 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I forgot Liz's birthday! - Not to worry, Jon. - Where are you going? To notify your next of kin.

13 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- -> - <- - -> - <- - -> <- Fun with rule followers.

14 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you going to sleep all day? All in favor? - - Z

15 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield... - I know it's cold out today, but... - What if someone else wants hot chocolate? Then they should be me.

16 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to start off into space. - Odie! - It

17 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

This will be our first anniversary without my husband, Walter. - It must be hard for you. I'm so sorry, Agnes. Thanks, Helen. - What happened to Walter, anyway? I ate him.

18 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's go shoe shopping! Or... - - Shoe shopping it is! Wise choice.

19 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

GOOD HEALTH --> - <-- DONUTS -

20 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

such low standards. Odie! You call that drinking out of the toilet?!

21 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Today's the day! No more mister nice guy! - SLUP - MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Switching to dark roast. How evil.

22 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

When I go out, do you feel sad? Oh, yeah! - I put on a sad face, and do a sad dance... - I'm thinking "no". - ...and the sad party I throw.

23 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

ECHO POINT I can't think of anything to say. - Meow! - Meow! Meow! Meow! Okay! MEOW!

24 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Sending a text to Liz... "How do I love thee? Let me text the ways". tap tap - Oops! I sent that to Mrs. Feeny by mistake. Poor Jon. - ping! Mrs. Feeny is wondering what I'm doing saturday night. Poor Mrs. Feeny.

25 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that a TIE you're wearing, Garfield? - Yes, it is. - I found it in a trendy little dumpster down the street. Niiice!

26 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's the plan, Odie. I'll hit Jon with this snowball, and you close the window before he can throw one back. Ready? - Take that, Jon! SPLOT! - A little quick on the draw there, Ace.

27 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- No, I don't want to play fetch - No, I don't need a hug. - No, I don't know the dog secret handshake. - And no, you can bury that yourself. - See you later, Odie. - Some friends wear me out.

28 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm out of control! - What crazy thing will I do next?! - Z

29 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

A tree just fell on my car! - What should I do?! Jon! Jon! Here's what you do... - WALK to the store to buy my food.

30 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, what can I do to make my dog's breath more pleasant?" - Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. - Buy mint-flavored slippers.

31 January 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- - Have you tried doing sit-ups?

1 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think of me often, Garfield? Oh, sure! - Assuming that thinking of you thinking of me counts?

2 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't have a problem in the world! - - My arm is stuck! That's one.

3 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

. Sorry I'm late. You're not late. - I'm not? Nope, right on time. - Are you sure? Absolutely. - Well, darn. - I had a really good excuse. Go ahead. - There was this fire-breathing dogcatcher... Get to the "really good" part.

4 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

24 hors in a day. - Or, as I like to think of it... - 5 meals, 4 naps, 11 snacks and a couple of TV shows.

5 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I call it "Evolution of Snowman".

6 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog, I'm angry with my mailman. What should I do?" arf arf arf - Bite him. But first... arf arf arf - Make sure that you've had all your shots.

7 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

They say that doing housework is great exercise. - Jon! What a great idea! - I'll clean out the refrigerator!

8 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

What did you guys have for lunch today? Pizza. - Ooo! Do you have any left? Leftover pizza?... - In THIS house?! Yeah, there's some in the kitchen, next to the unicorn.

9 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I see by my watch... - That it's time to... - wonder why I'm wearing a watch.

10 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

type - send - * ping * - send - * ping * - send - * ping

11 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Woo-hoo! - It's the weekend! - Friday is a state of mind.

12 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

13 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think I shed too much? - Arlene, if anything, you don't shed enough. - * Cat sweet talk.

14 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- BUTCHER SHOP - I see you have made some new friends.

15 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Got a weather alert. There's a big storm coming. * ping! ping! Who cares? - Lots of businesses closing early. Whatever. - The pizza parlor... WE'RE DOOMED!

16 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I have no idea what I'm doing. Whoa - I always know what I'm doing. - He's lucky.

17 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Z - YAWN - errrrggghhhh - hurrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh - yeeeeuuuuugggghhhh - - Aren't you getting up? I was going to, but the stretching wore me out.

18 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- I'm awake. - It's about time. No parade?

19 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to live in the moment. - - As long as the moment includes pizza.

20 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! - - Thank you for flying Garfield Airlines!

21 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

In school ,I had a big crush on this girl... - Betty-Jo Bobby-Sue Mary-Jane Anna-Lee Beck-Lou Wandy-June Ed. - She was named after her six aunts and one uncle. One weird family.

22 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

...and that's what I'd like to do this weekend. Z - Z - HEY! Of course you're not fat!

23 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! - I DECIDED TO LEAVE THE ROOM?!

24 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- * boop - - - PIZZA - - Garfield? BURP

25 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I just can't sleep. - Z - This isn't one of those times.

26 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

All right, Garfield! - You catch those mice! Sure... - Right after my manicure.

27 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG - A STINKY - WET DOG Okay,I'm out.

28 February 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you know that dogs are related to wolves? - - Very, very embarrassed wolves.

1 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like to order a pizza. Certainly, sir...what size? - Give me the Garfield. Wow! The Garfield?! - Yes, I know that pizza can feed twenty people. Or one Garfield!

2 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"! - OW! - TOE CRAMP! TOE CRAMP! He's such an inspiration.

3 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - HA! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?! - - Never call march's bluff.

4 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Pooky, should we exercise, or just sit here? - - Have it your way.

5 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

That cloud looks like a cow. - Moo! - Windy today. You don't know the half of it.

6 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

bat - bat - It's not as easy as it looks.

7 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I make the world a cooler place. - - But even I can do only so much.

8 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you like to hold paws? Is there food in your paw? - No. - Well? I'm trying to follow your logic.

9 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- plink OW! - Look! You're shedding too!

10 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - Come on, Odie. Show me what you've got. - It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

11 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Just look at you... - Garfield, will you ever stop being lazy? - I could stop, but I'm no quitter, pal.

12 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see what nature's up to. - - Out of order.

13 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I am so tired. - Sorry, Odie. I don't have the energy to kick you today. - We all have our disappointments.

14 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been giving the future a lot of thought. - And, well... - I don't see anything. What a waste of your past.

15 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Arlene, your eyes are like limpid pools of water. How sweet! - With goldfish swimmming around in them... Uh... - Tender, succulent goldfish. Okay, now you're creeping me out.

16 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

It's time for Garfield's Helpful Household Hints. - Got a squeaky hinge on a door? - Feed your cat lasagna!

17 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - - Sigh - What is it, Garfield? Thought I saw a bud on the rose.

18 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

HOOP! HOOP! Jon is preparing for his annual "Dance to Spring". - GUH! And no, he's not stretching. - This thing gets tighter every year. - I think you need to let out your stem.

19 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

How, exactly, do bees make honey? - MAKE honey? - I've been buying it at the store. Idiot.

20 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! - Sorry I'm late. Shall I start over? - Just give me a summary. Bark.

21 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Z - The Roman Empire rose and fell again. - Long nap...

22 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm finally getting my man cave! It's about time. - I asked Liz to help me decorate. Uh-oh. - I'm thinking a scrapbooking table over here... Goodbye man cave, hello craft room.

23 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! - What do you think of the raisins I added to the mashed potatoes? -

24 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz - Who are you? The first housefly of spring! - Aren't you going to welcome me? - SWAT - I was hoping for something a little more FESTIVE! - SWAT - Huzzah I hate you!

25 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Today's word is "somnolence". - Allow me to use it in a sentence. - Z

26 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

* ping! - * ping! * ping! - Why is a mouse texting you sad-faced emojis? We're out of cheese.

27 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, what's with you dogs rooting through the garbage all the time?" - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - Your denial would be more believable if you didn't have a banana peel on your head.

28 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

The cheese for lunch was chewy... - And then I realized that I'd left the plastic wrap on it! - Funny, huh? I was going to say "sad".

29 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you still angy? Yes. - How about now?... YES! - ...now? YES!!! I'll be standing in a safe distance away.

30 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Times change. True. - I used to be awesome... - Now I'm REALLY awesome!

31 March 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - - - ALBUN What happened there? We don't discuss that one.

1 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

My horoscope is intriguing. - It say I'll meet someone strange today. - You are definitely strange. We're out of carrot cake.

2 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at this. - A thank you note from the guy who owns the Pizza Parlor. - Sent from his villa in the south of France! The villa that Garfield built.

3 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Hreard the news? What news? - According to science, dogs are smarter than cats! - Says the guy who drinks from the toilet.

4 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are fast. - - Faster than the eye can see.

5 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Do I look cool, Liz? - I'm over here. - Who said that? The person who doesn't think ypu look cool.

6 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

This has been a long day. - I've been awake for minutes... - And it seems like hours!

7 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - - POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND! - I told you not to eat that so fast! But it's so GOOD!

8 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Salad's ready! - Garfield? - SALAD'S READY! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with that information.

9 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Pooky, I understand that Jon put you in the washing machne again. What was that like? - - He doesn't like to talk about it.

10 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Purr Are you thinking about me? - Not at all. No? - I was thinking about sausage craps in a dumpster behind a butcher shop. Purr!

11 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I hope you liked your dinner. Not bad. - BURP BURP - I give it two burps.

12 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you like my new shoes? Ummmm... Lie and say yes. - Well... Lie and sy yes. - They're kinda... You're supposed to lie and say yes. Play by the rules, dummy!

13 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

We should clean the house. - SMACK! - Why did you do that?! Just changing the channel.

14 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- - Sigh... - Jon, aren't those coals ready yet? - Not yet. - I don't know why they won't light. - The bag says they're "self-starting". I know where he hides the donuts.

15 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- I sneezed today. Wow. - How DO you find the time?!

16 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm under a lot of pressure. - BUURRRRRP... - Now, not so much.

17 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's scurry around on the floor. - Nah...cats don't scurry. - Cats stroll.

18 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Guys do not like sharing their feelings. No, we do not. - - Sharing my feelings makes meanxious... Caaaareful.

19 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

What a cutie-pie! - Hey! - Do you like him better than you like me? Right this second?

20 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

urp sniff sniff - SCHWAK - I really gotta lay off the garlic bread.

21 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Used Car Emporium, and push one of these bargains off our lot! - He never sells anything, but he IS honest. Flat soda and day-old balloons for the kids, too!

22 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Time out! - Ahhhhh... - Isn't that pleasant?

23 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- ROCK AND ROLL!!! - I always wanted to yell that. It's over, right?

24 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are better than dogs. - - And less moist.

25 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

WILD BEAR! - YAAAAAH!!! - He gets a kick out of that.

26 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz! Jon! - Liz! - Come on, you owe me one. Jonnnnn...

27 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I heard a sad story today. Was it about a cat who wanted to have his ears scratched? - Was it about a hungry cat? - It had nothing to do with you. That IS sad.

28 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- Wow - This really takes me back. - I haven't watched this movie since I was a kid. - I wonder why... - YAAAHH! - Now I remember. The flying monkeys are gone now, Jon.

29 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

You and I are a team, Garfield. - And *I* am the coach. Good. - Then YOU can be fired.

30 April 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I love gardening. - I just planted vegetables. - All our canned goods are missing! Darn. Let's have meat.

1 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what's fun? - Well, do you know? Huh? Huh? Okay. I'll bite. What's fun? - Barking at cats. I'll have to try that sometime.

2 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

I haven't seen a mouse all week. Good job, Garfield! - - How was the vacation? Great! But it's always good to get back home.

3 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Arlene... - Here's a picture of me to keep near your heart. - If it were any bigger, it would be near everybody's heart. What a lovely thought!

4 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Laziness is contagious. - Right, Jim? - Jim?...

5 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- Hey, Liz! - Liz! Liz! - Liz! Liz! Liz! Liz! - What IS it, Jon? - Watch this! - BWOINNNG DONK - OW! - Men. Do it again!

6 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

This is interesting... - They say the key to longevity is trying new things. I agree... - Assuming that ice cream flavors count.

7 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Somebody gave Odie a teddy bear. - - Sorry you had to see that.

8 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

If I'm in here any longer... - I'm going to get all pruny. - Ha! Ha! Get it? Yeah, I know. Fish joke.

9 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

- Not everyone is impressed by you. - Well then, not everyone is paying attention.

10 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA - RATS! - Did you get your mower started?

11 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Times change. - Why, I can remember a time... - When I didn't think about times changing.

12 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

life...you will never see me again." - "Please try to remember the good times we had, and just that this is for the best..." - BURRRRP - "Fondly, the goldfish." Sorry, I get gassy when I'm sad.

13 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

Check the headlines... - Finish my coffee... - Okay, back to work.

14 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

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15 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

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16 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

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17 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

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18 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

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19 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

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20 May 2018
 
 
   
Garfield

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21 May 2018
 




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