- - Boy, that was some party last night. I noticed.
1 January 2018
Why so tired? - I built a snowman today. -
2 January 2018
"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "Do dogs really eat homework?" - munch munch munch
3 January 2018
Today is the birthday of Marvin J. Fuddlestone. Who? - He revolutionized sock-drawer organization. How dull. - He was burried in a giant anklet. How disturbing.
4 January 2018
Three...two... - one... - Friday face!
5 January 2018
I just scored concert tickets! - Two seats, front row, center! - "Accordion Fest: Night of a thousand Polkas"! Um... I'll distract him. You run.
6 January 2018
- NO CATA ALLOWED - NONE - THIS MEANS YOU! - HEY! - OKAY, OKAY - JUST ONE
7 January 2018
I'm thinking about exercising. - Thinking about it...thinking about it... - OKay, I'm done. Now I'm thinking about pudding.
8 January 2018
The world is my playground. - Sigh... - And the big kids are hogging the swings.
9 January 2018
BARK! BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Good times! I must be missing something.
10 January 2018
Hot dogs! Ice cream! - What to do? - What's that? A new taste sensation!
11 January 2018
WHY IS THERE A MOUSE IN THIS HOUSE?!! - whisper whisper whisper - For the free Wi-Fi.
12 January 2018
I forgot Liz's birthday! - Not to worry, Jon. - Where are you going? To notify your next of kin.
13 January 2018
- -> - <- - -> - <- - -> <- Fun with rule followers.
14 January 2018
Are you going to sleep all day? All in favor? - - Z
15 January 2018
Garfield... - I know it's cold out today, but... - What if someone else wants hot chocolate? Then they should be me.
16 January 2018
Time to start off into space. - Odie! - ItÄs cheating if you're actually looking at something.
17 January 2018
This will be our first anniversary without my husband, Walter. - It must be hard for you. I'm so sorry, Agnes. Thanks, Helen. - What happened to Walter, anyway? I ate him.
18 January 2018
Let's go shoe shopping! Or... - - Shoe shopping it is! Wise choice.
19 January 2018
GOOD HEALTH --> - <-- DONUTS -
20 January 2018
- Hey! You call that "Just Sitting There"?! - You don't look NEARLY bored enough, mister! - I'd like to see something more along THESE lines... - And for Pete's sake, SLOUCH! - There! That's more like it! - It's tough living with a cat with
21 January 2018
Today's the day! No more mister nice guy! - SLUP - MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Switching to dark roast. How evil.
22 January 2018
When I go out, do you feel sad? Oh, yeah! - I put on a sad face, and do a sad dance... - I'm thinking "no". - ...and the sad party I throw.
23 January 2018
ECHO POINT I can't think of anything to say. - Meow! - Meow! Meow! Meow! Okay! MEOW!
24 January 2018
Sending a text to Liz... "How do I love thee? Let me text the ways". tap tap - Oops! I sent that to Mrs. Feeny by mistake. Poor Jon. - ping! Mrs. Feeny is wondering what I'm doing saturday night. Poor Mrs. Feeny.
25 January 2018
Is that a TIE you're wearing, Garfield? - Yes, it is. - I found it in a trendy little dumpster down the street. Niiice!
26 January 2018
Here's the plan, Odie. I'll hit Jon with this snowball, and you close the window before he can throw one back. Ready? - Take that, Jon! SPLOT! - A little quick on the draw there, Ace.
27 January 2018
- No, I don't want to play fetch - No, I don't need a hug. - No, I don't know the dog secret handshake. - And no, you can bury that yourself. - See you later, Odie. - Some friends wear me out.
28 January 2018
I'm out of control! - What crazy thing will I do next?! - Z
29 January 2018
A tree just fell on my car! - What should I do?! Jon! Jon! Here's what you do... - WALK to the store to buy my food.
30 January 2018
"Dear Ask A Dog, what can I do to make my dog's breath more pleasant?" - Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. - Buy mint-flavored slippers.
31 January 2018