- The only bad thing about a good night's sleep... - It messes with a good day's sleep.
1 October 2018
It's a shame that you don't have anybody else to hang out with. - What? - No, he was talking to ME.
2 October 2018
BURP - KICK! - -and never stopped being cute! I hate you.
3 October 2018
Remember the time I said something funny? DO I?! - WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - No.
4 October 2018
...and that's why you shouldn't flip pancakes too high. - And you're telling me this why? - Neve rmind.
5 October 2018
Liz said we need to eat more greens. - No problem. - And green sprinkles on donuts do not count. There went my loophole!
6 October 2018
- GLOMP - BURRRRRP - FOOOOOOOOF - - - -
7 October 2018
Today is my lucky day! - - Unless it's tomorrow. It's tomorrow.
8 October 2018
- BAKERY - How can blueberry muffins be extinct? Why BURP ask me?
9 October 2018
Wow! Look at that, Odie! A falling star! - Did you make a wish? - So how was stargazing?
10 October 2018
Something seems odd. - Oh, yeah. - I'm in a good mood! Sorry I'm late!
11 October 2018
Lazy me. I slept through yesterday. - - There was a yesterday?
12 October 2018
Pants are very expensive if you're a spider. - But you don't wear pants. - AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY!
13 October 2018
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14 October 2018
I am here. Feel free to squeal with glee and shed tears of happiness. - YAWN! - I'll come back after you've composed yourself.
15 October 2018
I like to watch the seasons change. - From summer to autumn... - Or as I prefer to call it, from ice cream to fresh baked cookies.
16 October 2018
We spend too much time staring at our phones. I'm putting mine down! That's niche. - -
17 October 2018
By holding perfectly still, I prevent my prey from seeing me. - Hey! Look at that fat cat i the bushes over there! - That wasn't my prey.
18 October 2018
Everybody ready for movie night? - Tonight's film: "Polka, Polka, Polka! The Untold History of the Accordion". - And-a-one, and-a-two...
19 October 2018
I wonder what's going on today? - Ow! - Besides having a sore neck.
20 October 2018
- It's that time of year again...sweater weather. - - - - - Turn up the heat!
21 October 2018
You should pattern your life after mine! - - See? It's not that hard.
22 October 2018
And now the conclusion of "Dracula Versus a Truck!. - Hey! You parked on my foot! - But that doesn't bother me! Mwah-hahahahahaha! And here comes the sun.
23 October 2018
Nooo! - It can't be! - I've run out of moisturizer! The Mummy's Curse.
24 October 2018
Every day brings something new. - I think the guy across the street is a zombie. - And I wish I could cut it out.
25 October 2018
Brilliant! - Dracula is powerless against it! - Why didn't we think of this before?! Turtleneck sweaters?
26 October 2018
GLITCH! RATS!! - - You just can't carve a grape.
27 October 2018
click - ** DING-DONG Coming! - Yes?... - SHRIEEEEEEK! Hi! You must be Sherri! - YEEEEHHHH!! You sure look very pretty. - YEEEEEEEEEK!!! What would you like to do this evening? - You are watching "Godzilla Goes On A Blind Date". What say we
28 October 2018
It's National Cat Day. It is? - Whoa... - I thought that was every day.
29 October 2018
Hey, nice costume, Goldy! - - GARFIELD!! Nobody here but us pumpkins.
30 October 2018
I am Zardog, Devourer of Worlds! - I have come to eat your planet! - What kind of dipping sauces do you have? Ooh! Pick honey mustard!
31 October 2018