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Garfield

The only bad thing about a good night's sleep... It messes with a good day's sleep.

1 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

It's a shame that you don't have anybody else to hang out with. What? No, he was talking to ME.

2 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

BURP KICK! -and never stopped being cute! I hate you.

3 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Remember the time I said something funny? DO I?! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! No.

4 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

...and that's why you shouldn't flip pancakes too high. And you're telling me this why? Neve rmind.

5 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Liz said we need to eat more greens. No problem. And green sprinkles on donuts do not count. There went my loophole!

6 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

GLOMP BURRRRRP FOOOOOOOOF -

7 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Today is my lucky day! Unless it's tomorrow. It's tomorrow.

8 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

BAKERY How can blueberry muffins be extinct? Why BURP ask me?

9 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Wow! Look at that, Odie! A falling star! Did you make a wish? So how was stargazing?

10 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Something seems odd. Oh, yeah. I'm in a good mood! Sorry I'm late!

11 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Lazy me. I slept through yesterday. There was a yesterday?

12 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Pants are very expensive if you're a spider. But you don't wear pants. AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY!

13 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

14 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

I am here. Feel free to squeal with glee and shed tears of happiness. YAWN! I'll come back after you've composed yourself.

15 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

I like to watch the seasons change. From summer to autumn... Or as I prefer to call it, from ice cream to fresh baked cookies.

16 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

We spend too much time staring at our phones. I'm putting mine down! That's niche. -

17 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

By holding perfectly still, I prevent my prey from seeing me. Hey! Look at that fat cat i the bushes over there! That wasn't my prey.

18 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Everybody ready for movie night? Tonight's film: "Polka, Polka, Polka! The Untold History of the Accordion". And-a-one, and-a-two...

19 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what's going on today? Ow! Besides having a sore neck.

20 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

It's that time of year again...sweater weather. Turn up the heat!

21 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

You should pattern your life after mine! See? It's not that hard.

22 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

And now the conclusion of "Dracula Versus a Truck!. Hey! You parked on my foot! But that doesn't bother me! Mwah-hahahahahaha! And here comes the sun.

23 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Nooo! It can't be! I've run out of moisturizer! The Mummy's Curse.

24 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Every day brings something new. I think the guy across the street is a zombie. And I wish I could cut it out.

25 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Brilliant! Dracula is powerless against it! Why didn't we think of this before?! Turtleneck sweaters?

26 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

GLITCH! RATS!! You just can't carve a grape.

27 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

(null)

28 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

It's National Cat Day. It is? Whoa... I thought that was every day.

29 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

Hey, nice costume, Goldy! GARFIELD!! Nobody here but us pumpkins.

30 October 2018
 


 
Garfield

I am Zardog, Devourer of Worlds! I have come to eat your planet! What kind of dipping sauces do you have? Ooh! Pick honey mustard!

31 October 2018
 




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