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Garfield

I only want what's best for us, Garfield. Or second.best. Well, maybe third-best. You're getting warmer.

1 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Liz, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Seriously? I guess I should think of better questions. "When do we eat?" is a good question.

2 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Cats love to play with empty bags. And emptying them is half of the fun.

3 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

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4 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I should take a break from this. Except that I don't think there is one.

5 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I had a dream that martians were controlling me with a laser brain ray. Beep. All righty.

6 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

My experiment has gone horribly wrong! I've turned into a FLY... A fly the size of a MAN! Now THERE'S some good eatin'!

7 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

zzzz zzzzzzz You don't see a lot of bees wearing sweaters.

8 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Thanks. Enjoy. Oh, great! This pizza was supposed to be half-and-half! No big deal! I'll just pick the mouse heads off your side.

9 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

What are YOU looking at?! Life would be easier to observe through a one-way window.

10 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Let me tell you about my day. Farfield, let's talk nutrition. BARK! And in the news today... You said it, Pooky.

11 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Happy monday! This is the best day ever! And, in case you missed it, this is called "sarcasm".

12 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm nice. Ask ALMOST anybody.

13 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

You'll have to go without me. I just don't care for opera.

14 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I am ready for what lies ahead. Unless it comes from that direction.

15 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

YAWN! Am I boring you? Yes, thank you.

16 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's saturday. Isn't it a little early for your monsay face? Just getting into character.

17 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

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18 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I made a list of chores. Eat the leftover pizza, finish the bag of chips, drink the last can of soda... Work! Work! Work!

19 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

(null)

20 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

(null)

21 November 2018
 




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