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Garfield

I only want what's best for us, Garfield. - Or second.best. - Well, maybe third-best. You're getting warmer.

1 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Liz, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? - Seriously? - I guess I should think of better questions. "When do we eat?" is a good question.

2 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Cats love to play with empty bags. - - And emptying them is half of the fun.

3 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

** - And now back to "Dog Horror Theater". - Bye, Scruffy! See you tonight! SLAM! - tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock - tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock - tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

4 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I should take a break from this. - - Except that I don't think there is one.

5 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I had a dream that martians were controlling me with a laser brain ray. - - Beep. All righty.

6 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

My experiment has gone horribly wrong! I've turned into a FLY... - A fly the size of a MAN! - Now THERE'S some good eatin'!

7 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

zzzz - zzzzzzz - You don't see a lot of bees wearing sweaters.

8 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Thanks. Enjoy. - Oh, great! This pizza was supposed to be half-and-half! - No big deal! I'll just pick the mouse heads off your side.

9 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

- What are YOU looking at?! - Life would be easier to observe through a one-way window.

10 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

- - Let me tell you about my day. - Farfield, let's talk nutrition. - BARK! - And in the news today... - You said it, Pooky.

11 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Happy monday! - This is the best day ever! - And, in case you missed it, this is called "sarcasm".

12 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm nice. - - Ask ALMOST anybody.

13 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

- You'll have to go without me. - I just don't care for opera.

14 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I am ready for what lies ahead. - - Unless it comes from that direction.

15 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

- YAWN! - Am I boring you? Yes, thank you.

16 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's saturday. - Isn't it a little early for your monsay face? - Just getting into character.

17 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! - Hi, boy, am I stuffed! pat pat pat - Say, which way to the kitchen? I've got me a date with an oven! Down the hall. - Thanks, pal! I'll save you a leg! - My annual turkey dream... - - Someone order a gravy boat, giblets, candied yams

18 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

I made a list of chores. - Eat the leftover pizza, finish the bag of chips, drink the last can of soda... - Work! Work! Work!

19 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

This article says that for good health... - It's important to stay hydrated. - That means you must have plenty of liquids. Does marinara sauce count?

20 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

A new study says eating donuts will help you live to be a hundred! - We need to eat more donuts! - Amazing what you can do with a computer, newsprint and a big honking printer.

21 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

- BURP! - Is lunch over? Halftime.

22 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Where's Garfield? He couldn't make it... - So he sent me in his place to keep you company at dinner. - And he wants me to bring the leftovers. Mister Romantic.

23 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, OTHER cats scamper around and do funny things! - Fine. - You don't dare. Look, do you want comedy or don't you?

24 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

- Wow...what a great meal that was. - Everything was delicious, Liz... - Your mashed potatoes are even better than my Mom's! - - * beedle beedle beedle - * beedle beedle beedle It's my mom. Uh-oh. She heard you.

25 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

So much food is wasted. - Simply thrown away. - Thank you!

26 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog..." - "Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!" - Sorry, we don't speak goose.

27 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Are you warm enough, Pooky? - Hang on. - Is that my sweater? Not anymore.

28 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

A hog weighs 700 pounds... - A cow weighs 1,600 pounds... - I wonder what YOU weigh. Shut up, or I'll sit on you.

29 November 2018
 


 
Garfield

Remember, Garfield... - People are nice to you... - When YOU ar enice to THEM. There's always a catch!

30 November 2018
 




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