I only want what's best for us, Garfield. Or second.best. Well, maybe third-best. You're getting warmer.
1 November 2018
Liz, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Seriously? I guess I should think of better questions. "When do we eat?" is a good question.
2 November 2018
Cats love to play with empty bags. And emptying them is half of the fun.
3 November 2018
4 November 2018
I should take a break from this. Except that I don't think there is one.
5 November 2018
I had a dream that martians were controlling me with a laser brain ray. Beep. All righty.
6 November 2018
My experiment has gone horribly wrong! I've turned into a FLY... A fly the size of a MAN! Now THERE'S some good eatin'!
7 November 2018
zzzz zzzzzzz You don't see a lot of bees wearing sweaters.
8 November 2018
Thanks. Enjoy. Oh, great! This pizza was supposed to be half-and-half! No big deal! I'll just pick the mouse heads off your side.
9 November 2018
What are YOU looking at?! Life would be easier to observe through a one-way window.
10 November 2018
Let me tell you about my day. Farfield, let's talk nutrition. BARK! And in the news today... You said it, Pooky.
11 November 2018
Happy monday! This is the best day ever! And, in case you missed it, this is called "sarcasm".
12 November 2018
I'm nice. Ask ALMOST anybody.
13 November 2018
You'll have to go without me. I just don't care for opera.
14 November 2018
I am ready for what lies ahead. Unless it comes from that direction.
15 November 2018
YAWN! Am I boring you? Yes, thank you.
16 November 2018
Garfield, it's saturday. Isn't it a little early for your monsay face? Just getting into character.
17 November 2018
18 November 2018
I made a list of chores. Eat the leftover pizza, finish the bag of chips, drink the last can of soda... Work! Work! Work!
19 November 2018
This article says that for good health... It's important to stay hydrated. That means you must have plenty of liquids. Does marinara sauce count?
20 November 2018
A new study says eating donuts will help you live to be a hundred! We need to eat more donuts! Amazing what you can do with a computer, newsprint and a big honking printer.
21 November 2018
BURP! Is lunch over? Halftime.
22 November 2018
Where's Garfield? He couldn't make it... So he sent me in his place to keep you company at dinner. And he wants me to bring the leftovers. Mister Romantic.
23 November 2018
You know, Garfield, OTHER cats scamper around and do funny things! Fine. You don't dare. Look, do you want comedy or don't you?
24 November 2018
Wow...what a great meal that was. Everything was delicious, Liz... Your mashed potatoes are even better than my Mom's! * beedle beedle beedle * beedle beedle beedle It's my mom. Uh-oh. She heard you.
25 November 2018
So much food is wasted. Simply thrown away. Thank you!
26 November 2018
"Dear ask a dog..." "Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!" Sorry, we don't speak goose.
27 November 2018
Are you warm enough, Pooky? Hang on. Is that my sweater? Not anymore.
28 November 2018
A hog weighs 700 pounds... A cow weighs 1,600 pounds... I wonder what YOU weigh. Shut up, or I'll sit on you.
29 November 2018
Remember, Garfield... People are nice to you... When YOU ar enice to THEM. There's always a catch!
30 November 2018