I've got it all. Although I'm not quite sure what it is.
1 December 2018
Good news, Odie! I found your missing bone! But I lost it again! But I found it again! Then I ran away and joined the circus. But I got homesick and came back! And Jon threw it away! SLAP!
2 December 2018
I can't decide what to do today. So maybe I just won't do anything. Sometimes the best course of action is to do nothing. You're preaching the choir, brother.
3 December 2018
SLAP! DOH! It's good that one of us is keeping an eye on the calendar.
4 December 2018
You know, Garfield, christmas isn't too far off. That can only mean on ething... Santa's spies are around.
5 December 2018
BANG! BANG! BANG! Arrgh! The nail's bent! BANG! BANG! BANG! Agghhh! Hole in the wall! Ow! Plaster in my eye! And thus we herald Jon't time-honored tradition of christmas decoration and home demolition.
6 December 2018
The tree is up! CRASH!! The tree is down. It's a cat thing.
7 December 2018
I hope that Santa brings me something wonderful. Like what? A new chain! I'll put in a good word for you.
8 December 2018
9 December 2018
Dear Santa, I have been good. Please bring me lots of presents. Love, Garfield. type type type #GimmeGimmeGimme type type type
10 December 2018
Santa knows if you've been bad...he keeps a list, you know. Guess that leaves only one thing to do. Someone hacked your naughty folder.
11 December 2018
As christmas approaches... Make sure they know your size. An extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra gigundous pizza extremo supremo? You missed an "extra".
12 December 2018
One of the outside christmas bulbs burned out. They can see our house from the space station!
13 December 2018
Did you see my giant inflatable Santa?
14 December 2018
slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh Somethings tells me we're out of eggnogg.
15 December 2018
I'm sorry I don't have anything to give you for christmas, Garfield. I actually DID gt you a big juicy rat... But I was really hungry, so I ate it myself. That's okay, Arlene. It's the thought that counts. * sigh -
16 December 2018
Garfield's Christmas list: How's your printer ink supply?
17 December 2018
I'm not good at wrapping presents. Thank goodness. I was afraid that he WAS the present.
18 December 2018
And now back to "The Christmas Miracle". There's not one burned-out bulb on that ttree. That's the miracle.
19 December 2018
Christmas is almost here, and I've been good the entire month of december. I don't even know me anymore. I don't even LIKE me anymore.
20 December 2018
Spider Claus, they're calling for heavy FOG on Christmas eve. So I hear! Not a problem, though! Oh? Who will ride your sleigh? Rudolph, the red-nosed gnat!
21 December 2018
Is that you, Santa? Uh, no. Can there be more than one flying chubby guy?
22 December 2018
* owoooooooo * laaaaaaahhh * rowwwrrrrr * ROOORCH ** * owooooolaaaaahrowrrr **
23 December 2018
This year I'm FINALLY gonna catch Santa in the act! Thanks for the milk and cookies. Don't mention it.
24 December 2018
It's Christmas! Don't blink! You blinked.
25 December 2018
BURP! I STILL say you switched the tag on my cheese log. MY cheese log.
26 December 2018
Come on, Garfield. I just want to get a nice picture of the Christmas sweater my mom made for you. ...so SMILE. I AM smiling.
27 December 2018
I refuse to believe Christmas is really over. DRAG DRAG DRAG DRAG CLUNK SIGH
28 December 2018
Well, there it is. The last Christmas cookie. If we eat it, Christmas will really be over. In time, our hearts will mend.
29 December 2018
Okay, listen up... Liz and I are going out on New Year's eve, and I've decided NOT to get a pet sitter. I think you're both old enough and mature enough to handle being on your own now. And I know you'll behave yourselves and make me
30 December 2018
I can see the future, and it's going to be wonderful.. There will be peace, harmony... ...and lots of pie.
31 December 2018