I've got it all. - - Although I'm not quite sure what it is.
1 December 2018
Good news, Odie! - I found your missing bone! - But I lost it again! - But I found it again! - Then I ran away and joined the circus. - But I got homesick and came back! - And Jon threw it away! SLAP!
2 December 2018
I can't decide what to do today. - So maybe I just won't do anything. - Sometimes the best course of action is to do nothing. You're preaching the choir, brother.
3 December 2018
- SLAP! DOH! - It's good that one of us is keeping an eye on the calendar.
4 December 2018
You know, Garfield, christmas isn't too far off. - That can only mean on ething... - Santa's spies are around.
5 December 2018
BANG! BANG! BANG! Arrgh! The nail's bent! - BANG! BANG! BANG! Agghhh! Hole in the wall! - Ow! Plaster in my eye! And thus we herald Jon't time-honored tradition of christmas decoration and home demolition.
6 December 2018
The tree is up! - CRASH!! - The tree is down. It's a cat thing.
7 December 2018
I hope that Santa brings me something wonderful. - Like what? A new chain! I'll put in a good word for you.
8 December 2018
Soooooo... - Need any suggestions for mi christmas present this year, Liz? - Oh, I already finished all my christmas shopping last month. - I've also wrapped everything, written and addressed all my christmas cards... - AND picked out an
9 December 2018
Dear Santa, I have been good. Please bring me lots of presents. Love, Garfield. type type type - - #GimmeGimmeGimme type type type
10 December 2018
Santa knows if you've been bad...he keeps a list, you know. - Guess that leaves only one thing to do. - Someone hacked your naughty folder.
11 December 2018
As christmas approaches... - Make sure they know your size. - An extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra gigundous pizza extremo supremo? You missed an "extra".
12 December 2018
One of the outside christmas bulbs burned out. - - They can see our house from the space station!
13 December 2018
- - Did you see my giant inflatable Santa?
14 December 2018
slosh slosh slosh slosh - slosh slosh slosh slosh - Somethings tells me we're out of eggnogg.
15 December 2018
- I'm sorry I don't have anything to give you for christmas, Garfield. - I actually DID gt you a big juicy rat... - But I was really hungry, so I ate it myself. - That's okay, Arlene. It's the thought that counts. - * sigh - -
16 December 2018
Garfield's Christmas list: - - How's your printer ink supply?
17 December 2018
I'm not good at wrapping presents. - Thank goodness. - I was afraid that he WAS the present.
18 December 2018
And now back to "The Christmas Miracle". - - There's not one burned-out bulb on that ttree. That's the miracle.
19 December 2018
Christmas is almost here, and I've been good the entire month of december. - I don't even know me anymore. - I don't even LIKE me anymore.
20 December 2018
Spider Claus, they're calling for heavy FOG on Christmas eve. So I hear! - Not a problem, though! Oh? Who will ride your sleigh? - Rudolph, the red-nosed gnat!
21 December 2018
Is that you, Santa? - Uh, no. - Can there be more than one flying chubby guy?
22 December 2018
- * owoooooooo - * laaaaaaahhh - * rowwwrrrrr - * ROOORCH ** - - * owooooolaaaaahrowrrr **
23 December 2018
This year I'm FINALLY gonna catch Santa in the act! - Thanks for the milk and cookies. Don't mention it. -
24 December 2018
It's Christmas! Don't blink! - - You blinked.
25 December 2018
- BURP! - I STILL say you switched the tag on my cheese log. MY cheese log.
26 December 2018
Come on, Garfield. I just want to get a nice picture of the Christmas sweater my mom made for you. - ...so SMILE. - I AM smiling.
27 December 2018
I refuse to believe Christmas is really over. - DRAG DRAG DRAG DRAG CLUNK - SIGH
28 December 2018
Well, there it is. The last Christmas cookie. - If we eat it, Christmas will really be over. - In time, our hearts will mend.
29 December 2018
Okay, listen up... - Liz and I are going out on New Year's eve, and I've decided NOT to get a pet sitter. - I think you're both old enough and mature enough to handle being on your own now. - And I know you'll behave yourselves and make me
30 December 2018
I can see the future, and it's going to be wonderful.. - There will be peace, harmony... - ...and lots of pie.
31 December 2018