- - Have you tried doing sit-ups?1 February 2018 |
 Do you think of me often, Garfield? Oh, sure! - Assuming that thinking of you thinking of me counts?2 February 2018 |
 I don't have a problem in the world! - - My arm is stuck! That's one.3 February 2018 |
 . Sorry I'm late. You're not late. - I'm not? Nope, right on time. - Are you sure? Absolutely. - Well, darn. - I had a really good excuse. Go ahead. - There was this fire-breathing dogcatcher... Get to the "really good" part.4 February 2018 |
 24 hors in a day. - Or, as I like to think of it... - 5 meals, 4 naps, 11 snacks and a couple of TV shows.5 February 2018 |
 I call it "Evolution of Snowman".6 February 2018 |
 "Dear ask a dog, I'm angry with my mailman. What should I do?" arf arf arf - Bite him. But first... arf arf arf - Make sure that you've had all your shots.7 February 2018 |
 They say that doing housework is great exercise. - Jon! What a great idea! - I'll clean out the refrigerator!8 February 2018 |
 What did you guys have for lunch today? Pizza. - Ooo! Do you have any left? Leftover pizza?... - In THIS house?! Yeah, there's some in the kitchen, next to the unicorn.9 February 2018 |
 I see by my watch... - That it's time to... - wonder why I'm wearing a watch.10 February 2018 |
 type - send - * ping * - send - * ping * - send - * ping11 February 2018 |
 Woo-hoo! - It's the weekend! - Friday is a state of mind.12 February 2018 |
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 Do you think I shed too much? - Arlene, if anything, you don't shed enough. - * Cat sweet talk.14 February 2018 |
 - BUTCHER SHOP - I see you have made some new friends.15 February 2018 |
 Got a weather alert. There's a big storm coming. * ping! ping! Who cares? - Lots of businesses closing early. Whatever. - The pizza parlor... WE'RE DOOMED!16 February 2018 |
 Sometimes I have no idea what I'm doing. Whoa - I always know what I'm doing. - He's lucky.17 February 2018 |
 Z - YAWN - errrrggghhhh - hurrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh - yeeeeuuuuugggghhhh - - Aren't you getting up? I was going to, but the stretching wore me out.18 February 2018 |
 - I'm awake. - It's about time. No parade?19 February 2018 |
 I like to live in the moment. - - As long as the moment includes pizza.20 February 2018 |
 BOOT! - - Thank you for flying Garfield Airlines!21 February 2018 |
 In school ,I had a big crush on this girl... - Betty-Jo Bobby-Sue Mary-Jane Anna-Lee Beck-Lou Wandy-June Ed. - She was named after her six aunts and one uncle. One weird family.22 February 2018 |
 ...and that's what I'd like to do this weekend. Z - Z - HEY! Of course you're not fat!23 February 2018 |
 GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! - I DECIDED TO LEAVE THE ROOM?!24 February 2018 |
 - * boop - - - PIZZA - - Garfield? BURP25 February 2018 |
 Sometimes I just can't sleep. - Z - This isn't one of those times.26 February 2018 |
 All right, Garfield! - You catch those mice! Sure... - Right after my manicure.27 February 2018 |
 BEWARE OF DOG - A STINKY - WET DOG Okay,I'm out.28 February 2018 |
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