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Garfield

Have you tried doing sit-ups?

1 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

Do you think of me often, Garfield? Oh, sure! Assuming that thinking of you thinking of me counts?

2 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

I don't have a problem in the world! My arm is stuck! That's one.

3 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

. Sorry I'm late. You're not late. I'm not? Nope, right on time. Are you sure? Absolutely. Well, darn. I had a really good excuse. Go ahead. There was this fire-breathing dogcatcher... Get to the "really good" part.

4 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

24 hors in a day. Or, as I like to think of it... 5 meals, 4 naps, 11 snacks and a couple of TV shows.

5 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

I call it "Evolution of Snowman".

6 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog, I'm angry with my mailman. What should I do?" arf arf arf Bite him. But first... arf arf arf Make sure that you've had all your shots.

7 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

They say that doing housework is great exercise. Jon! What a great idea! I'll clean out the refrigerator!

8 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

What did you guys have for lunch today? Pizza. Ooo! Do you have any left? Leftover pizza?... In THIS house?! Yeah, there's some in the kitchen, next to the unicorn.

9 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

I see by my watch... That it's time to... wonder why I'm wearing a watch.

10 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

type send * ping * send * ping * send * ping

11 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

Woo-hoo! It's the weekend! Friday is a state of mind.

12 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

(null)

13 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

Do you think I shed too much? Arlene, if anything, you don't shed enough. * Cat sweet talk.

14 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

BUTCHER SHOP I see you have made some new friends.

15 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

Got a weather alert. There's a big storm coming. * ping! ping! Who cares? Lots of businesses closing early. Whatever. The pizza parlor... WE'RE DOOMED!

16 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I have no idea what I'm doing. Whoa I always know what I'm doing. He's lucky.

17 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

Z YAWN errrrggghhhh hurrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh yeeeeuuuuugggghhhh Aren't you getting up? I was going to, but the stretching wore me out.

18 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm awake. It's about time. No parade?

19 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

I like to live in the moment. As long as the moment includes pizza.

20 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

BOOT! Thank you for flying Garfield Airlines!

21 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

In school ,I had a big crush on this girl... Betty-Jo Bobby-Sue Mary-Jane Anna-Lee Beck-Lou Wandy-June Ed. She was named after her six aunts and one uncle. One weird family.

22 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

...and that's what I'd like to do this weekend. Z Z HEY! Of course you're not fat!

23 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! I DECIDED TO LEAVE THE ROOM?!

24 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

* boop PIZZA Garfield? BURP

25 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I just can't sleep. Z This isn't one of those times.

26 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

All right, Garfield! You catch those mice! Sure... Right after my manicure.

27 February 2018
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG A STINKY WET DOG Okay,I'm out.

28 February 2018
 




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