Have you tried doing sit-ups?
1 February 2018
Do you think of me often, Garfield? Oh, sure! Assuming that thinking of you thinking of me counts?
2 February 2018
I don't have a problem in the world! My arm is stuck! That's one.
3 February 2018
. Sorry I'm late. You're not late. I'm not? Nope, right on time. Are you sure? Absolutely. Well, darn. I had a really good excuse. Go ahead. There was this fire-breathing dogcatcher... Get to the "really good" part.
4 February 2018
24 hors in a day. Or, as I like to think of it... 5 meals, 4 naps, 11 snacks and a couple of TV shows.
5 February 2018
I call it "Evolution of Snowman".
6 February 2018
"Dear ask a dog, I'm angry with my mailman. What should I do?" arf arf arf Bite him. But first... arf arf arf Make sure that you've had all your shots.
7 February 2018
They say that doing housework is great exercise. Jon! What a great idea! I'll clean out the refrigerator!
8 February 2018
What did you guys have for lunch today? Pizza. Ooo! Do you have any left? Leftover pizza?... In THIS house?! Yeah, there's some in the kitchen, next to the unicorn.
9 February 2018
I see by my watch... That it's time to... wonder why I'm wearing a watch.
10 February 2018
type send * ping * send * ping * send * ping
11 February 2018
Woo-hoo! It's the weekend! Friday is a state of mind.
12 February 2018
13 February 2018
Do you think I shed too much? Arlene, if anything, you don't shed enough. * Cat sweet talk.
14 February 2018
BUTCHER SHOP I see you have made some new friends.
15 February 2018
Got a weather alert. There's a big storm coming. * ping! ping! Who cares? Lots of businesses closing early. Whatever. The pizza parlor... WE'RE DOOMED!
16 February 2018
Sometimes I have no idea what I'm doing. Whoa I always know what I'm doing. He's lucky.
17 February 2018
Z YAWN errrrggghhhh hurrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh yeeeeuuuuugggghhhh Aren't you getting up? I was going to, but the stretching wore me out.
18 February 2018
I'm awake. It's about time. No parade?
19 February 2018
I like to live in the moment. As long as the moment includes pizza.
20 February 2018
BOOT! Thank you for flying Garfield Airlines!
21 February 2018
In school ,I had a big crush on this girl... Betty-Jo Bobby-Sue Mary-Jane Anna-Lee Beck-Lou Wandy-June Ed. She was named after her six aunts and one uncle. One weird family.
22 February 2018
...and that's what I'd like to do this weekend. Z Z HEY! Of course you're not fat!
23 February 2018
GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! I DECIDED TO LEAVE THE ROOM?!
24 February 2018
* boop PIZZA Garfield? BURP
25 February 2018
Sometimes I just can't sleep. Z This isn't one of those times.
26 February 2018
All right, Garfield! You catch those mice! Sure... Right after my manicure.
27 February 2018
BEWARE OF DOG A STINKY WET DOG Okay,I'm out.
28 February 2018