- - Have you tried doing sit-ups?
1 February 2018
Do you think of me often, Garfield? Oh, sure! - Assuming that thinking of you thinking of me counts?
2 February 2018
I don't have a problem in the world! - - My arm is stuck! That's one.
3 February 2018
. Sorry I'm late. You're not late. - I'm not? Nope, right on time. - Are you sure? Absolutely. - Well, darn. - I had a really good excuse. Go ahead. - There was this fire-breathing dogcatcher... Get to the "really good" part.
4 February 2018
24 hors in a day. - Or, as I like to think of it... - 5 meals, 4 naps, 11 snacks and a couple of TV shows.
5 February 2018
I call it "Evolution of Snowman".
6 February 2018
"Dear ask a dog, I'm angry with my mailman. What should I do?" arf arf arf - Bite him. But first... arf arf arf - Make sure that you've had all your shots.
7 February 2018
They say that doing housework is great exercise. - Jon! What a great idea! - I'll clean out the refrigerator!
8 February 2018
What did you guys have for lunch today? Pizza. - Ooo! Do you have any left? Leftover pizza?... - In THIS house?! Yeah, there's some in the kitchen, next to the unicorn.
9 February 2018
I see by my watch... - That it's time to... - wonder why I'm wearing a watch.
10 February 2018
type - send - * ping * - send - * ping * - send - * ping
11 February 2018
Woo-hoo! - It's the weekend! - Friday is a state of mind.
12 February 2018
13 February 2018
Do you think I shed too much? - Arlene, if anything, you don't shed enough. - * Cat sweet talk.
14 February 2018
- BUTCHER SHOP - I see you have made some new friends.
15 February 2018
Got a weather alert. There's a big storm coming. * ping! ping! Who cares? - Lots of businesses closing early. Whatever. - The pizza parlor... WE'RE DOOMED!
16 February 2018
Sometimes I have no idea what I'm doing. Whoa - I always know what I'm doing. - He's lucky.
17 February 2018
Z - YAWN - errrrggghhhh - hurrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh - yeeeeuuuuugggghhhh - - Aren't you getting up? I was going to, but the stretching wore me out.
18 February 2018
- I'm awake. - It's about time. No parade?
19 February 2018
I like to live in the moment. - - As long as the moment includes pizza.
20 February 2018
BOOT! - - Thank you for flying Garfield Airlines!
21 February 2018
In school ,I had a big crush on this girl... - Betty-Jo Bobby-Sue Mary-Jane Anna-Lee Beck-Lou Wandy-June Ed. - She was named after her six aunts and one uncle. One weird family.
22 February 2018
...and that's what I'd like to do this weekend. Z - Z - HEY! Of course you're not fat!
23 February 2018
GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! - I DECIDED TO LEAVE THE ROOM?!
24 February 2018
- * boop - - - PIZZA - - Garfield? BURP
25 February 2018
Sometimes I just can't sleep. - Z - This isn't one of those times.
26 February 2018
All right, Garfield! - You catch those mice! Sure... - Right after my manicure.
27 February 2018
BEWARE OF DOG - A STINKY - WET DOG Okay,I'm out.
28 February 2018